Ashton Kutcher quotes in movies

That '70s Show S04 • E14 00:06

I've heard of kissing cousins But have you ever heard...

That '70s Show S04 • E19 00:17

All right look Jackie here's the deal You cheated on me

That '70s Show S04 • E20 00:05

Oh Ow My eye God

That '70s Show S04 • E26 00:11

I still can't get over you cheatin' on me

That '70s Show S04 • E26 00:24

When guys cheat it's because they need some hot action

That '70s Show S04 • E27 00:15

Mmm How about I kiss her

That '70s Show S05 • E01 01:17

I miss Eric

That '70s Show S05 • E01 00:12

You have the van and we want to go home

That '70s Show S05 • E01 00:14

If Look This girl is beautiful and she believes in me

That '70s Show S05 • E01 00:10

You know in Wisconsin

That '70s Show S05 • E04 00:13

So Kelso how many things around here have you put your butt...

That '70s Show S05 • E04 01:05

What your mom knew

That '70s Show S05 • E04 00:04

Ow My eye

That '70s Show S05 • E04 00:04

Try to get my eye now

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:13

You make Eric look like Einstein

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:08

We just saw college butt

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:27

That's it

That '70s Show S05 • E07 00:20

'Cause a good girlfriend accepts her guy no matter what

That '70s Show S05 • E07 00:08

Forman I say this to you

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:05

Hey Laurie Long time no doin' it

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:11

Wow Laurie

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:16

Good night I apologize if my being here upset you

That '70s Show S05 • E09 00:24

Man I don't getJackie

That '70s Show S05 • E10 00:08

Wow Here's something I did not know

That '70s Show S05 • E10 00:17

You're engaged Chuckling

That '70s Show S05 • E10 00:50

Yeah I liken your situation to that of Pavlov's dog

That '70s Show S05 • E10 00:07

Well if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the...

That '70s Show S05 • E12 00:06

What No I said ''Not it '' If playground...

That '70s Show S05 • E12 00:14

Strains What's goin' on

That '70s Show S05 • E12 00:22

Is that what I think it is

That '70s Show S05 • E13 00:23

I don't know how to say this

That '70s Show S05 • E16 00:18

Hey I'll go spy on them

That '70s Show S05 • E19 00:14

You can't sleep in the same bed with someone and not be...

That '70s Show S05 • E19 00:27

Unfortunately there are some people in this world

That '70s Show S05 • E19 00:23

I just wish there were someplace in the world where...

That '70s Show S05 • E21 00:18

You guys we're gonna graduate in two months

That '70s Show S05 • E23 00:15

Would you shut up about that lame ass story

That '70s Show S05 • E25 00:13

Hey What kind of a moron leaves the keys in the ignition

That '70s Show S06 • E02 00:07

Oh that's a burn about a burn That's a second...

That '70s Show S06 • E07 00:07

Pregnant women should not be standing on their tip toes

That '70s Show S06 • E12 00:12

Michael I thought it was just gonna be you me

That '70s Show S06 • E16 00:23

But the laugh's on you 'cause I borrowed your...

That '70s Show S07 • E07 00:31

I'm sorry Look I've been screwed by darwinism

That '70s Show S07 • E19 00:03

A burn

That '70s Show S08 • E01 00:18

I spilled my soda Hiiiiiii

That '70s Show S08 • E01 00:16

Everything I wanted to say was in that one punch Come on

That '70s Show S08 • E01 00:20

That was a pretty awkward landing

That '70s Show S08 • E01 00:15

Tell you what that's the last time I wanna mess around...

That '70s Show S08 • E02 00:21

You married a stripper You're living every guys dream

That '70s Show S08 • E02 00:11

Your friend here might be pretty enough to pass of as Cher

That '70s Show S08 • E02 00:09

So if you're not gonna fire Randy and you're not...

That '70s Show S08 • E02 00:18

So you know what I'm done making an ass of myself for...

Texas Rangers 00:13

Don't move and I'll shoot

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15

Open up you slackers

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:08

A trained dolphin could do a better job than you

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10

Dude your dog's a stoner Can he also bong a beer

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10

That's one psycho dog dude You know what we should do...

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05

I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:08

And then No and then

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:20

And then And then

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09

You didn't have to go all egg roll on that speaker box

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07

Dude you touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04

Shibby

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15

You're a I'm a gender challenged male

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:14

Seriously dude this is an emergency

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:20

Sounds like us How wasted were we last night

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:25

Wait a second Let's recap Last night we lost my car

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:40

Dude you got a tattoo What

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:18

But who's Johnny Potsmoker That's my alter ego

Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09

If you are Jesse and Chester