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The Guardian There a reason you're not breathing Goldfish - The Guardian 00:07
There a reason you're not breathing Goldfish
The Guardian Hey Mags can I have a beer Sure - The Guardian 00:37
Hey Mags can I have a beer Sure
The Guardian So I take it you've read The Great Gatsby - The Guardian 00:10
So I take it you've read The Great Gatsby
The Guardian Well how does Jake Fischer become a guy - The Guardian 00:23
Well how does Jake Fischer become a guy
The Guardian Who wants to jump out of helicopters - The Guardian 00:36
Who wants to jump out of helicopters
The Guardian I killed a couple guys and had to get out of Dodge - The Guardian 00:36
I killed a couple guys and had to get out of Dodge
The Guardian I'm a rescue swimmer yes I am - The Guardian 00:15
I'm a rescue swimmer yes I am
The Guardian What do you have an art gallery over here What is this 2 - The Guardian 00:10
What do you have an art gallery over here What is this 2
The Guardian We go to A School - The Guardian 00:36
We go to A School
The Guardian You're gonna kick me out for defending the Coast Guard - The Guardian 00:11
You're gonna kick me out for defending the Coast Guard
The Guardian Where everyone thinks that you killed their brother - The Guardian 00:14
Where everyone thinks that you killed their brother
The Guardian I read the report Jake Your blood alcohol was zip that night - The Guardian 00:34
I read the report Jake Your blood alcohol was zip that night
The Guardian Does this mean you're not gonna fail me - The Guardian 00:14
Does this mean you're not gonna fail me
The Guardian I'm gonna consider everything tonight off record and off duty - The Guardian 00:11
I'm gonna consider everything tonight off record and...
The Guardian You gotta be kidding me - The Guardian 00:12
You gotta be kidding me
The Guardian Those are definitely ten foot waves - The Guardian 00:04
Those are definitely ten foot waves
The Guardian Hey I wanted to apologize to you - The Guardian 00:35
Hey I wanted to apologize to you
The Guardian Hey there's a question I wanted to ask you back in school - The Guardian 00:35
Hey there's a question I wanted to ask you back in...
The Guardian And then I swim as fast and as hard as I can - The Guardian 00:13
And then I swim as fast and as hard as I can
The Guardian What's your real number - The Guardian 00:04
What's your real number
The Guardian What's your real number - The Guardian 00:27
What's your real number
The Guardian What are you doing What are you doing - The Guardian 00:11
What are you doing What are you doing
The Guardian I won't let go - The Guardian 00:07
I won't let go
The Guardian If I do you don't come back I can't I can't lose two - The Guardian 00:06
If I do you don't come back I can't I can't...
The Guardian The Coast Guard conducted - The Guardian 00:35
The Coast Guard conducted
Valentine's Day An8 Love is the only shocking act left on the planet - Valentine's Day 00:05
An8 Love is the only shocking act left on the planet
Valentine's Day And then there's the whole thing Why are you packing all thiswith my parents' horribleYou Your parents Wait hold on Wait a secondJust because your parents had a bad divorcedoes not mean that you're going to have a bad divorceThey're not hereditary It's - Valentine's Day 00:26
And then there's the whole thing Why are you packing...
Valentine's Day There's this girl Oh don't tell methat'll take the fun out of guessingLet's see This is gonna be tough oneThere's a very pretty girl and she's about to get on a big airplaneAnd if you don't stop her she'll never know how you really feelNot exactly What am - Valentine's Day 00:44
There's this girl Oh don't tell methat'll...
Valentine's Day Answer the question Fine - Valentine's Day 00:12
Answer the question Fine
Valentine's Day Personally I don't see it That's what I'm doing hereBecause apparently everyone and their mother felt that waybut nobody had the guts to tell meAnd now I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closetand an ache in my gut the size of Texas 'cause nobody - Valentine's Day 00:19
Personally I don't see it That's what I'm...
Valentine's Day Listen you don't step into love my friendyou fall in Head over heelsYou ever seen somebody fall head over heels in love for real ReedIt's ugly bro Toxic septicCome on boss Still got a few hours leftMake something happen with somebody someplaceCookie I'm - Valentine's Day 00:36
Listen you don't step into love my friendyou fall in...
Valentine's Day What are you doing with the flowersREED They're all the ones that nobody wantsSo you're giving them a second lifeYeah most shops throw them awayI like the idea that tomorrow somebody's gonnasee them floating by and Yeahwonder where they come fromAnd the - Valentine's Day 00:54
What are you doing with the flowersREED They're all the...
What Happens in Vegas Maybe he would be You don't know Take him to court It might be nice - What Happens in Vegas 00:11
Maybe he would be You don't know Take him to court It...
What Happens in Vegas You're on fire Man you are on fire - What Happens in Vegas 00:04
You're on fire Man you are on fire
What Happens in Vegas Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man - What Happens in Vegas 00:06
Where's the one place where you can step up and be a...
What Happens in Vegas It's like you're trying to come in first but it's somebody else's race - What Happens in Vegas 00:07
It's like you're trying to come in first but...
What Happens in Vegas How hard can it be I know how hard it isn't - What Happens in Vegas 00:07
How hard can it be I know how hard it isn't
What Happens in Vegas Hon Yeah - What Happens in Vegas 00:35
Hon Yeah
What Happens in Vegas Well the grownups have to go to work today - What Happens in Vegas 00:17
Well the grownups have to go to work today
What Happens in Vegas Whatever loser Hey don't get hit by a bus - What Happens in Vegas 00:07
Whatever loser Hey don't get hit by a bus
What Happens in Vegas Ready to do this - What Happens in Vegas 00:13
Ready to do this
What Happens in Vegas Yes that is the topping I wanted on my popcorn - What Happens in Vegas 00:33
Yes that is the topping I wanted on my popcorn
What Happens in Vegas And all they took was the door - What Happens in Vegas 00:04
And all they took was the door
What Happens in Vegas So you're the lucky guy - What Happens in Vegas 00:58
So you're the lucky guy
What Happens in Vegas I have to thank my wife Joy - What Happens in Vegas 00:40
I have to thank my wife Joy
What Happens in Vegas I did take myself out of the game - What Happens in Vegas 00:17
I did take myself out of the game
What Happens in Vegas If you stop betting - What Happens in Vegas 00:24
If you stop betting
What Happens in Vegas Do you want to be married to me - What Happens in Vegas 01:12
Do you want to be married to me
Spread But you're not coming home with me Thank you - Spread 00:55
But you're not coming home with me Thank you
Spread It doesn't matter if you can cook or not - Spread 00:24
It doesn't matter if you can cook or not
Spread God How do you like my new house - Spread 00:46
God How do you like my new house
Spread When a girl tells you you're not getting any - Spread 00:13
When a girl tells you you're not getting any
Spread Let me tell you something - Spread 00:25
Let me tell you something
Spread When I first came here - Spread 00:16
When I first came here
Spread What the fuck are you doing Swimming - Spread 00:50
What the fuck are you doing Swimming
Spread They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince - Spread 00:12
They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince
Spread My whole life it was obvious I was gonna end up in this city - Spread 00:10
My whole life it was obvious I was gonna end up in this city
Vengeance What we're recording here isn't your record - Vengeance 00:48
What we're recording here isn't your record
Vengeance The problem isn't that people aren't smart - Vengeance 00:06
The problem isn't that people aren't smart
Vengeance The problem is you get all these bright creative lights - Vengeance 00:09
The problem is you get all these bright creative lights
Vengeance You're a playlist guy - Vengeance 01:26
You're a playlist guy
Vengeance I'd probably say that nobody writes anything - Vengeance 00:34
I'd probably say that nobody writes anything
Vengeance Until your story proves - Vengeance 00:29
Until your story proves
Your Place or Mine And And I was I'm I'm trying to be the guy right - Your Place or Mine 00:13
And And I was I'm I'm trying to be the guy right
No Strings Attached That'll be useful if you ever have a time machineand your time machine breaks and you're stuck in the Medieval AgesYou're funny It's weirdYeah I'm weirdMe tooYeah right Everyone loves you and your dad's like famous or somethingMy parents are getting a - No Strings Attached 01:06
That'll be useful if you ever have a time machineand...
No Strings Attached Yeah sometimes my neck gets soreWhy 'Cause my brain's so big - No Strings Attached 00:08
Yeah sometimes my neck gets soreWhy 'Cause my...
No Strings Attached Very funny Hit meNo I'm not gonna hit you I don't want to hurt youYou're not gonna hurt meCome on hit me Give me your best shotCome on quick before I get a hernia - No Strings Attached 00:14
Very funny Hit meNo I'm not gonna hit you I don't...
No Strings Attached Are you having sexYes I'm having sex'Cause if you want any pointers you knowI can help you out If there's one thing you learnafter two failed marriages it's how to eat kittyAnyone special NoI mean not since VanessaIt's been a year It's time to move onIt's - No Strings Attached 00:26
Are you having sexYes I'm having sex'Cause if you...
No Strings Attached You're fucking my ex girlfriendWell yeah butShe's just so hot I know how hot she isThat's really sweet Thanks guys Fuck you - No Strings Attached 00:19
You're fucking my ex girlfriendWell yeah butShe's...
No Strings Attached Hey you know the best part about my gay dadsWhatThey're never gonna eat out my ex girlfriendsThat's trueHey I heard You and your dad are tunnel buddies huh - No Strings Attached 00:13
Hey you know the best part about my gay dadsWhatThey're...