Ben Stiller Quotes & Movies

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Dainty

Empire of the Sun poster

Empire of the Sun Soap Opera Star

Submarine poster

Madagascar poster

Madagascar Alex

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Arturo Mendes

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Greg Focker

Meet the Parents poster

Meet the Parents Michael Grates

Reality Bites poster

Reality Bites Larry Daley

Night at the Museum poster

Night at the Museum Guitar Center Guy

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home

Happy Gilmore poster

Happy Gilmore Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ

Tropic Thunder poster

Tropic Thunder Ted

There's Something About Mary poster

There's Something About Mary Bernard

Megamind poster

Megamind Ben Stiller

Don't Think Twice poster

Don't Think Twice White Goodman

Dodgeball poster

Dodgeball Greg Focker

Meet the Fockers poster

Meet the Fockers Larry Daley

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Reuben Feffer

Along Came Polly poster

Along Came Polly Alex

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Evan

The Watch poster

The Watch Derek

Zoolander 2 poster

Zoolander 2 Greg Focker

Little Fockers poster

Little Fockers Matthew

The Meyerowitz Stories poster

The Meyerowitz Stories Roger Greenberg

Greenberg poster

Greenberg Chas Tenenbaum

The Royal Tenenbaums poster

The Royal Tenenbaums Derek Zoolander

Zoolander poster

Zoolander Rabbi Jake Schram

Keeping the Faith poster

Keeping the Faith Sam Sweet

The Cable Guy poster

The Cable Guy Mel Coplin

Flirting with Disaster poster

Flirting with Disaster Tony Perkis

Heavyweights poster

Heavyweights Lawrence

Next of Kin poster

Next of Kin Jim Uptegrove

Stella poster

Your Friends and Neighbors poster

Your Friends and Neighbors Jerry Stahl

Permanent Midnight poster

Permanent Midnight Self

Bros poster

Bros Ben Stiller

The Trip poster

The Trip Orderly Hal

Hubie Halloween poster

Hubie Halloween Self

Pauly Shore Is Dead poster

Pauly Shore Is Dead Josh

While We're Young poster

While We're Young Guy

Locked Down poster

Locked Down Brad Sloan

Brad's Status poster

Brad's Status Larry Daley

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster

Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Self

The Boys poster

The Boys David Starsky

Starsky & Hutch poster

Starsky & Hutch Self (Cameo)

The First Monday in May poster

The First Monday in May Ben Stiller

Danny Roane: First Time Director poster

Danny Roane: First Time Director Eddie

The Heartbreak Kid poster

The Heartbreak Kid Alex Rose

Duplex poster

Fresh Horses poster

Fresh Horses Pluto's Cook

Highway to Hell poster

Highway to Hell Ben Stiller

I'm Still Here poster

I'm Still Here Self

Being Canadian poster

Being Canadian Self - Actor & Filmmaker

The Truth Is in the Stars poster

The Truth Is in the Stars Furious

Mystery Men poster

Mystery Men The Firefighter

Orange County poster

Orange County Josh Kovaks

Tower Heist poster

Tower Heist Commander

Confessions of an Action Star poster

Confessions of an Action Star Self - Ben Stiller

Run Ronnie Run poster

Run Ronnie Run Steve Arlo

Zero Effect poster

Zero Effect Tim Dingman

Envy poster

Envy Self - Opening Video Prank

Funny People poster

Funny People Self

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Ben Stiller

Extras poster

Extras Khaka Peü Peü

Phineas and Ferb poster

Phineas and Ferb Self - Actor

Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster

Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Silly Sammy

Eagleheart poster

Eagleheart Rich

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Del Jacobson

Workaholics poster

Workaholics Vic

NewsRadio poster

NewsRadio Prometheus

Krapopolis poster

Krapopolis Mike Maxwell

Nutcrackers poster

Nutcrackers Self - Audience Member

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Ben Stiller

What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot - Mystery Men

What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked...

If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor - Mystery Men

If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor

I am a ticking time bomb of fury - Mystery Men

I am a ticking time bomb of fury

Just give me the money Jeff Yes fine - Mystery Men

Just give me the money Jeff Yes fine

My mistake I thought I was hanging out with serious superheroes - Mystery Men

My mistake I thought I was hanging out with serious...

Mama pajama - Mystery Men

What kind of crazy man blows up a crazy house - Mystery Men

What kind of crazy man blows up a crazy house

'Morning Sally You're late - Mystery Men

'Morning Sally You're late

When are you gonna tear down that jeep like I told you to - Mystery Men

When are you gonna tear down that jeep like I told you to

Right now I'm kind of like a powder keg - Mystery Men

Right now I'm kind of like a powder keg

Wait Hear that - Mystery Men

What's so funny That's your power You have guns - Mystery Men

What's so funny That's your power You have guns

Well there's the Sphinx of course The what - Mystery Men

Well there's the Sphinx of course The what

What You're into motorcycles - Mystery Men

What You're into motorcycles

I don't find you threatening - Mystery Men

I don't find you threatening

I remember there being a little controversy around his death - Mystery Men

I remember there being a little controversy around his death

I'm a Pantera's box you do not want to open - Mystery Men

I'm a Pantera's box you do not want to open

Why am I doing this again - Mystery Men

Why am I doing this again

Am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little formulaic - Mystery Men

Am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little...

That's it I'm out of here - Mystery Men

That's it I'm out of here

Okay I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines - Mystery Men

Okay I don't need a compass to tell me which way the...

I still want to be with them when they go rescue Amazing - Mystery Men

I still want to be with them when they go rescue Amazing

That actually could work - Mystery Men

That actually could work

Have you seen my address book No What did it look like - Mystery Men

Have you seen my address book No What did it look like

Tonight we are having quite a party A surprise party - Mystery Men

Tonight we are having quite a party A surprise party

Everybody heard me say Reset button right - Mystery Men

Everybody heard me say Reset button right

There's been a bit of a cock up Raja murdered him - Mystery Men

There's been a bit of a cock up Raja murdered him

If we're gonna bust into that mansion you need more than your car - Mystery Men

If we're gonna bust into that mansion you need more...

I wanted to say I had a great time tonight - Mystery Men

I wanted to say I had a great time tonight

No I just mean your name - Mystery Men

No I just mean your name

I'm a wannabe A true wannabe in the worst sense of the - Mystery Men

I'm a wannabe A true wannabe in the worst sense of the

Somebody do something We need him - Mystery Men

Somebody do something We need him

I'm like Saran Wrap - Mystery Men

I'm like Saran Wrap

My pants feel like they're shrinking too - Mystery Men

My pants feel like they're shrinking too

They ripped the Q section out of my dictionary - Mystery Men

They ripped the Q section out of my dictionary

Rage taking over - Mystery Men

Rage taking over

Frak you later Frankenpuss - Mystery Men

Frak you later Frankenpuss

Excuse me Could I say something I think we would all like this victory - Mystery Men

Excuse me Could I say something I think we would all like...

I guess it would have to be the first time I went through the second gradeI caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cerealand I remember thinking Wow you're ridiculously good lookingMaybe you could do that for a career Do whatBe - Zoolander

I guess it would have to be the first time I went through...

Well I guess I would have to answer your question with another questionHow many abo digitals do you see modelling - Zoolander

Well I guess I would have to answer your question with...

Derek Derek Are you worried about HanselNot as much as I'm worried about Gretel - Zoolander

Derek Derek Are you worried about HanselNot as much as...

Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to ponderHey the results are in amigoWhat's left to ponderNice comeback - Zoolander

Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to...

Who am I - Zoolander

And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn'tIt's like 'Ex squeeze' me but have you ever heard of styling gelI'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel He's a male modelEarth to Brint I was making a jokeEarth to Meekus Duh okay I knew thatEarth to Brint - Zoolander

And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like...

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan being really really really ridiculously good looking - Zoolander

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan...

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good lookingAnd I plan on finding out what that is Thank you - Zoolander

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than...

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I amA whatA eugoogolizer One who speaks at funeralsOr did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was - Zoolander

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...

Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander

Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral...

What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry Maury I'm not a gymnast - Zoolander

What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry...

I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid - Zoolander

I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as...

God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me Maury - Zoolander

God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me...

What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to teach children to learn how to readif they can't even fit inside the buildingDerek it's just a small I don't want to hear your excusesThe centre has to be at leastthree times bigger than this - Zoolander

What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to...

I've been trying to reach you for a weekA week What are you having a whack attackI saw you this afternoon dum dumThat was last FridayEarth to Matilda I was at a day spaDay D A I Y E Okay - Zoolander

I've been trying to reach you for a weekA week What are...

Look I think I know what this is aboutand I'm very complimented but not interestedWhat I can't sleep with you okayMy head is killing me and What are you talking aboutOkay if you just want to fool around a little bitHey I don't want to sleep with you - Zoolander

Look I think I know what this is aboutand I'm very...

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around youand your do whatever it takes ruin as many people's livesso long as you can make a name for yourself as a investigatory journalistno matter how many friends you loseor people you leave dead and - Zoolander

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around...

I just thought the way you handled losing that award to Hanseland then you sort of laid low for a whileand then made your comebackIt was so courageousLook I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue talking about this conversationwhen I come backYeah - Zoolander

I just thought the way you handled losing that award to...

Look I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue talking about this conversationwhen I come back - Zoolander

Look I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue...

Derek back on top manThanks Billy You rockNo you rock When are you gonna drop Magnum on us buddyNot yet Gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage - Zoolander

Derek back on top manThanks Billy You rockNo you rock When...

Excuse me bra You're excusedAnd I'm not your bra - Zoolander

Excuse me bra You're excusedAnd I'm not your bra

So I guess you can Dere lick my balls cápitanWould you hold this for meI can Dere lick my own balls thank you very much - Zoolander

So I guess you can Dere lick my balls cápitanWould you hold...

You think you're too cool for schoolBut I got a news flash for you Walter CronkiteYou aren't - Zoolander

You think you're too cool for schoolBut I got a news...

What say we settle this on the runwayHan soloStop itAre you challenging me to a walk offBoo lander - Zoolander

What say we settle this on the runwayHan soloStop itAre you...

Put a cork in it Zane - Zoolander

Put a cork in it Zane

I'm not an ambi turner - Zoolander

I'm not an ambi turner

Think about it Derek - Zoolander

Think about it Derek

And most important of all models don't think for themselvesThey do as they're told That is not trueYes it is Derek Okay - Zoolander

And most important of all models don't think for...

But why male modelsAre you serious I just I just told you that a moment ago - Zoolander

But why male modelsAre you serious I just I just told you...

I thought someone was gonna be reading our eugoogoly - Zoolander

I thought someone was gonna be reading our eugoogoly

Yeah you're cool to hide hereBut first me and him got to straighten some shit outFineWhy you been acting so messed up towards meWhy you been acting so messed up towards meWell you go first - Zoolander

Yeah you're cool to hide hereBut first me and him got...

I'm sorry I was whack - Zoolander

I'm sorry I was whack