Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller quotes in movies

Walter Mitty The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Dainty Empire of the Sun poster Empire of the Sun Soap Opera Star Submarine poster Submarine Alex Madagascar poster Madagascar Alex Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Arturo Mendes Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Greg Focker Meet the Parents poster Meet the Parents Michael Grates Reality Bites poster Reality Bites Larry Daley Night at the Museum poster Night at the Museum Guitar Center Guy Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ Tropic Thunder poster Tropic Thunder Ted There's Something About Mary poster There's Something About Mary Bernard Megamind poster Megamind Ben Stiller Don't Think Twice poster Don't Think Twice White Goodman Dodgeball poster Dodgeball Greg Focker Meet the Fockers poster Meet the Fockers Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Reuben Feffer Along Came Polly poster Along Came Polly Alex Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Evan The Watch poster The Watch Derek Zoolander 2 poster Zoolander 2 Greg Focker Little Fockers poster Little Fockers Matthew The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Roger Greenberg Greenberg poster Greenberg Chas Tenenbaum The Royal Tenenbaums poster The Royal Tenenbaums Derek Zoolander Zoolander poster Zoolander Rabbi Jake Schram Keeping the Faith poster Keeping the Faith Sam Sweet The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Mel Coplin Flirting with Disaster poster Flirting with Disaster Tony Perkis Heavyweights poster Heavyweights Lawrence Next of Kin poster Next of Kin Jim Uptegrove Stella poster Stella Jerry Your Friends and Neighbors poster Your Friends and Neighbors Jerry Stahl Permanent Midnight poster Permanent Midnight Self Bros poster Bros Ben Stiller The Trip poster The Trip Orderly Hal Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Josh While We're Young poster While We're Young Guy Locked Down poster Locked Down Brad Sloan Brad's Status poster Brad's Status Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Self The Boys poster The Boys David Starsky Starsky & Hutch poster Starsky & Hutch Self (Cameo) The First Monday in May poster The First Monday in May Ben Stiller Danny Roane: First Time Director poster Danny Roane: First Time Director Eddie The Heartbreak Kid poster The Heartbreak Kid Alex Rose Duplex poster Duplex Tipton Fresh Horses poster Fresh Horses Pluto's Cook Highway to Hell poster Highway to Hell Ben Stiller I'm Still Here poster I'm Still Here Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Self - Actor & Filmmaker The Truth Is in the Stars poster The Truth Is in the Stars Furious Mystery Men poster Mystery Men The Firefighter Orange County poster Orange County Josh Kovaks Tower Heist poster Tower Heist Commander Confessions of an Action Star poster Confessions of an Action Star Self - Ben Stiller Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Steve Arlo Zero Effect poster Zero Effect Tim Dingman Envy poster Envy Self - Opening Video Prank Funny People poster Funny People Self Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Ben Stiller Extras poster Extras Khaka Peü Peü Phineas and Ferb poster Phineas and Ferb Self - Actor Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Silly Sammy Eagleheart poster Eagleheart Rich King of the Hill poster King of the Hill Del Jacobson Workaholics poster Workaholics Vic NewsRadio poster NewsRadio Prometheus Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Mike Maxwell Nutcrackers poster Nutcrackers Self - Audience Member SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Ben Stiller

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Duplex That's 'cause you don't have a disposal - Duplex 01:00
That's 'cause you don't have a disposal
Duplex We're just totally screwed right - Duplex 00:58
We're just totally screwed right
Duplex Okay come on We don't have that much time - Duplex 00:08
Okay come on We don't have that much time
Duplex She's watching Riverdance - Duplex 00:06
She's watching Riverdance
Duplex So this is what it's come to - Duplex 00:20
So this is what it's come to
Duplex So Chick how much is this gonna set us back - Duplex 00:22
So Chick how much is this gonna set us back
Duplex No He didn't think I needed it - Duplex 00:33
No He didn't think I needed it
Meet the Fockers This weekend is going to be fineYour parents are great They're great in small doses - Meet the Fockers 00:07
This weekend is going to be fineYour parents are great...
Meet the Fockers Can't you talk yet Mr Munchkin Head you littleGreg Greg don't infantilise him Talk to him like an adultMuskratMuskrat Jack RightTry to understand he's a little personHis communication skills aren't verbal yet but he understands Observe - Meet the Fockers 00:25
Can't you talk yet Mr Munchkin Head you littleGreg Greg...
Meet the Fockers I like that thing You mind if I make a little announcementWell only the captain gets to make an announcementDo you want to honk the hornSureOnly the captain gets to honk the horn - Meet the Fockers 00:18
I like that thing You mind if I make a little...
Meet the Fockers This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis tastes a little funkyBecause that's from Debbie's left breast - Meet the Fockers 00:10
This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis...
Meet the Fockers Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders
Meet the Fockers A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly importantAnd you know what that isLove and friendshipEnjoying the moment Living just LoveHis legacy That too Right Yeah sureNow my grandson Little Jack is part of that legacyIn six months you and Pam are - Meet the Fockers 00:48
A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly...
Meet the Fockers Talk about something important How are things with you and PamThey're great They're greatYou have to work to keep things goingDoes she still climax regularlyMom you can't talk that way this weekend OKHoney I didn't raise you to be a so so lover - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Talk about something important How are things with you and...
Meet the Fockers Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is perfectly trained What boobHe humps everything He's like his fatherI never cheated on you They're not listening to me - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is...
Meet the Fockers That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers 00:20
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...
Meet the Fockers You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho wacho to you - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho...
Meet the Fockers You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the man is such a sexual dynamoand the woman craves his spermon an unconscious but very powerful levelI'm not comfortable having this conversation - Meet the Fockers 00:17
You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the...
Meet the Fockers They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's funnyWhy would someone call you Barry PoppinsThey wouldn't - Meet the Fockers 00:16
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's...
Meet the Fockers And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word - Meet the Fockers 00:27
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...
Meet the Fockers Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face
Meet the Fockers I don't care if they called you Larry Poppins You can't handle a childIt was Barry Poppins What cocktail were you makingHe's teething I told Greg to give him rum to ease the painIt was your idea YesWhat is wrong with you people I used to rub bourbon on - Meet the Fockers 01:44
I don't care if they called you Larry Poppins You...
Meet the Fockers No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps touching my stomach smilingLike that No I didn't tell her she guessedShe what Then she told my dadOh my God - Meet the Fockers 00:16
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps...
Meet the Fockers You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met someDomYeah Dom Focker that's my dad's first cousinDid you meet his kids Randy and Orny - Meet the Fockers 00:15
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met...
Meet the Fockers What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't like your little red outfitMakes you look like a demon babyMaybe I'll get you a pitchfork for Christmasso we can put you on a can of Underwood hamI'm sorry I can't make little poop soundsand I can't make little - Meet the Fockers 00:27
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't...
Meet the Fockers All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am about to set sail in my ship of lifewith my first matethe beautiful young blonde lass there Hey babyI love you honeyI still masturbate to PamGreg What It's trueHoney what Come on You're hot Look at - Meet the Fockers 02:41
All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am...
Meet the Fockers In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes I'll be Pamela FockerOr Byrnes Focker We haven't decidedNo no no I'm gonna be Pamela Martha FockerI know how that sounds but that's the name I'm taking - Meet the Fockers 00:14
In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes I'll be...
Meet the Fockers What's going on I talked to Judge GoldfarbIt's done We're outYou were making our call I ran into the judgeI took care of everything Yeah rightWhat are you saying JackIf you had kept your mouth shut we wouldn't be in this messI'm a lawyer I'm trying to get - Meet the Fockers 01:54
What's going on I talked to Judge GoldfarbIt's...
Meet the Fockers Yeah well this isn't about you all rightEither of you It's about me and PamWe're getting married That's itWe're starting our own Circle of Trust and guess what you're not in itYou can't start a Circle of Trust It's my circleYou don't have a patent on the - Meet the Fockers 00:32
Yeah well this isn't about you all rightEither of you...
Meet the Fockers Look we're starting a family OKWe're gonna have a baby I have a 15 year old sonYou guys have gotta put aside your issuesand do what's best for us OKGreg Jorge's not your son WhatI had a comparative DNA analysis conducted and I made a mistakeYou made a - Meet the Fockers 00:38
Look we're starting a family OKWe're gonna have a...
Envy What's that What - Envy 00:33
What's that What
Envy We have a little Not to get fat sucked out - Envy 00:04
We have a little Not to get fat sucked out
Envy Shit doesn't just disappear - Envy 00:05
Shit doesn't just disappear
Envy Boy that flan was good I wish we had flan - Envy 00:57
Boy that flan was good I wish we had flan
Envy Now your performance chart's - Envy 00:35
Now your performance chart's
Envy Under no circumstances is this a lake - Envy 00:12
Under no circumstances is this a lake
Envy You're Tim - Envy 00:05
You're Tim
Envy Becomes a lethal poison - Envy 00:07
Becomes a lethal poison
Starsky & Hutch I like your Lincoln - Starsky & Hutch 00:09
I like your Lincoln
Starsky & Hutch I like your style - Starsky & Hutch 00:04
I like your style
Starsky & Hutch I'm going to take it slow get the feel of it - Starsky & Hutch 00:14
I'm going to take it slow get the feel of it
Along Came Polly REUBEN They really should tell youif they let Komodo dragons run around the hotel - Along Came Polly 00:06
REUBEN They really should tell youif they let Komodo dragons...
Along Came Polly Knock knockOh my God - Along Came Polly 00:07
Knock knockOh my God
Along Came Polly What did you do to her Did you mess with her oxygen tanksI did nothing LeubenMy name's not Leuben It is ReubenLook we had a scuba we talk about life we drink some white wineWe cannot help it It is like love at first sightShe make like the fire in my - Along Came Polly 00:18
What did you do to her Did you mess with her oxygen tanksI...
Along Came Polly It's like the story of the hippoI'm not familiar with that storyThe hippopotamus is not born goingCool bean I am a hippo No way JoséSo he tried to paint a stripe on himself to be like the zebrabut he fool no oneThen he tried to put the spot on his skin to - Along Came Polly 00:46
It's like the story of the hippoI'm not familiar...
Along Came Polly Check out her expression She's terrifiedShe's smiling I'm a student of actingShe's faking it The woman got spookedShe needed to explore which is exactly what you'll doYou've been gifted with freedom Don't turn your back on itI don't want freedom I want to - Along Came Polly 00:29
Check out her expression She's terrifiedShe's...
Along Came Polly Whose party Is this againIt's an art opening for this Dutch guy JostHis art sucks but he used to sell me really good potOh man I'm so frigging horny - Along Came Polly 00:16
Whose party Is this againIt's an art opening for this...
Along Came Polly I'm in a situation here We must leave nowCan we stay a couple more minutesDude no This is serious I just shartedI don't know what that meansI tried to fart and a little shit came out I shartedNow let's goYou're the most disgusting person I've ever met in - Along Came Polly 00:20
I'm in a situation here We must leave nowCan we stay a...
Along Came Polly Why don't you come upstairs and uh I'll make you some coffee or tea - Along Came Polly 00:06
Why don't you come upstairs and uh I'll make you...
Along Came Polly Yelps Rat Rat in the house Oh no no - Along Came Polly 00:13
Yelps Rat Rat in the house Oh no no
Along Came Polly God I beg you please if you make this water go downI'll sit at your feet and serve you for all of eternity - Along Came Polly 00:08
God I beg you please if you make this water go downI'll...
Along Came Polly So I know I have a 0 013 chance of being hit by a caron my way home or a 1 in 46 000 chanceof falling through a subway grate ReallyI manage that risk by avoiding danger having a planand knowing my next moveAnd I guess you don't live your life that wayNo I - Along Came Polly 00:28
So I know I have a 0 013 chance of being hit by a caron my...
Along Came Polly REUBEN You don't understand what I grew up withMy mother made me afraid of everythingBig deal Reuben My dad had a whole second familyWhat Yeah on Long IslandA wife and kids and a golden retriever - Along Came Polly 00:15
REUBEN You don't understand what I grew up withMy...
Along Came Polly I'm not getting back together with youWhat are you talking aboutWhy REUBEN WhyYou screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoonWhat kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they loveI'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you - Along Came Polly 00:24
I'm not getting back together with youWhat are you...
Along Came Polly And by the way I destroyed all your little throw pillowsYeah because throw pillows suck They serve no purposeThey're purely decorative - Along Came Polly 00:11
And by the way I destroyed all your little throw pillowsYeah...
Along Came Polly Hey look Look I'm eating nutsWhat are you doing Those nuts aren't even dirty - Along Came Polly 00:09
Hey look Look I'm eating nutsWhat are you doing Those...
Along Came Polly So you're ready Let's do it - Along Came Polly 00:04
So you're ready Let's do it
The Secret Life of Walter... Okay well I haven't really been - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:11
Okay well I haven't really been
The Secret Life of Walter... God you're noteworthy - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
God you're noteworthy
The Secret Life of Walter... I was saying you know who looks good in a beard - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:06
I was saying you know who looks good in a beard
The Secret Life of Walter... Worth the wait - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:24
Worth the wait
The Secret Life of Walter... She moves like a woman - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:22
She moves like a woman
The Secret Life of Walter... Never fun this stage - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:21
Never fun this stage
The Secret Life of Walter... You're just gonna finish your beer - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:15
You're just gonna finish your beer
The Secret Life of Walter... You have at least a minute before you freeze - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
You have at least a minute before you freeze
The Secret Life of Walter... There's a fin here I think - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:05
There's a fin here I think
The Secret Life of Walter... Todd I'm gonna keep this short - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:06
Todd I'm gonna keep this short
The Secret Life of Walter... They call the snow leopard the ghost cat - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:22
They call the snow leopard the ghost cat
The Secret Life of Walter... When are you gonna take it - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:35
When are you gonna take it
The Secret Life of Walter... What was the picture - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:09
What was the picture