Ben Stiller Quotes & Movies

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Dainty

Empire of the Sun poster

Empire of the Sun Soap Opera Star

Submarine poster

Madagascar poster

Madagascar Alex

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Arturo Mendes

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Greg Focker

Meet the Parents poster

Meet the Parents Michael Grates

Reality Bites poster

Reality Bites Larry Daley

Night at the Museum poster

Night at the Museum Guitar Center Guy

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home

Happy Gilmore poster

Happy Gilmore Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ

Tropic Thunder poster

Tropic Thunder Ted

There's Something About Mary poster

There's Something About Mary Bernard

Megamind poster

Megamind Ben Stiller

Don't Think Twice poster

Don't Think Twice White Goodman

Dodgeball poster

Dodgeball Greg Focker

Meet the Fockers poster

Meet the Fockers Larry Daley

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Reuben Feffer

Along Came Polly poster

Along Came Polly Alex

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Evan

The Watch poster

The Watch Derek

Zoolander 2 poster

Zoolander 2 Greg Focker

Little Fockers poster

Little Fockers Matthew

The Meyerowitz Stories poster

The Meyerowitz Stories Roger Greenberg

Greenberg poster

Greenberg Chas Tenenbaum

The Royal Tenenbaums poster

The Royal Tenenbaums Derek Zoolander

Zoolander poster

Zoolander Rabbi Jake Schram

Keeping the Faith poster

Keeping the Faith Sam Sweet

The Cable Guy poster

The Cable Guy Mel Coplin

Flirting with Disaster poster

Flirting with Disaster Tony Perkis

Heavyweights poster

Heavyweights Lawrence

Next of Kin poster

Next of Kin Jim Uptegrove

Stella poster

Your Friends and Neighbors poster

Your Friends and Neighbors Jerry Stahl

Permanent Midnight poster

Permanent Midnight Self

Bros poster

Bros Ben Stiller

The Trip poster

The Trip Orderly Hal

Hubie Halloween poster

Hubie Halloween Self

Pauly Shore Is Dead poster

Pauly Shore Is Dead Josh

While We're Young poster

While We're Young Guy

Locked Down poster

Locked Down Brad Sloan

Brad's Status poster

Brad's Status Larry Daley

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster

Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Self

The Boys poster

The Boys David Starsky

Starsky & Hutch poster

Starsky & Hutch Self (Cameo)

The First Monday in May poster

The First Monday in May Ben Stiller

Danny Roane: First Time Director poster

Danny Roane: First Time Director Eddie

The Heartbreak Kid poster

The Heartbreak Kid Alex Rose

Duplex poster

Fresh Horses poster

Fresh Horses Pluto's Cook

Highway to Hell poster

Highway to Hell Ben Stiller

I'm Still Here poster

I'm Still Here Self

Being Canadian poster

Being Canadian Self - Actor & Filmmaker

The Truth Is in the Stars poster

The Truth Is in the Stars Furious

Mystery Men poster

Mystery Men The Firefighter

Orange County poster

Orange County Josh Kovaks

Tower Heist poster

Tower Heist Commander

Confessions of an Action Star poster

Confessions of an Action Star Self - Ben Stiller

Run Ronnie Run poster

Run Ronnie Run Steve Arlo

Zero Effect poster

Zero Effect Tim Dingman

Envy poster

Envy Self - Opening Video Prank

Funny People poster

Funny People Self

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Ben Stiller

Extras poster

Extras Khaka Peü Peü

Phineas and Ferb poster

Phineas and Ferb Self - Actor

Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster

Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Silly Sammy

Eagleheart poster

Eagleheart Rich

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Del Jacobson

Workaholics poster

Workaholics Vic

NewsRadio poster

NewsRadio Prometheus

Krapopolis poster

Krapopolis Mike Maxwell

Nutcrackers poster

Nutcrackers Self - Audience Member

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Ben Stiller

The Secret Life of Walter...

Oh hey Welcome - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

The Secret Life of Walter...

Do you know our motto - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Do you know our motto

The Secret Life of Walter...

And I get it You got your marching orders - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

And I get it You got your marching orders

Make your jokes - Dodgeball

Make your jokes

We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City - Dodgeball

We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City

Fatty make a funny - Dodgeball

Fatty make a funny

I'm White Goodman - Dodgeball

I'm White Goodman

Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society - Dodgeball

Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society

At Globo Gym we that understand ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders - Dodgeball

At Globo Gym we that understand ugliness and fatness are...

Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers - Dodgeball

Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female...

My gym makes money - Dodgeball

My gym makes money

Your gym isn't even worth four - Dodgeball

Your gym isn't even worth four

Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection - Dodgeball

Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection

In thirty days I'll be bulldozing that shit heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness - Dodgeball

In thirty days I'll be bulldozing that shit heap you...

We're better than you - Dodgeball

We're better than you

At Globo Gym we're better than you and we know it - Dodgeball

At Globo Gym we're better than you and we know it

Do you smell that fitness - Dodgeball

Do you smell that fitness

You asked me to come - Dodgeball

You asked me to come

Are you reading the dictionary - Dodgeball

Are you reading the dictionary

Is a really interesting painting - Dodgeball

Is a really interesting painting

I'm White you know - Dodgeball

I'm White you know

Unless you're into that sort of thing - Dodgeball

Unless you're into that sort of thing

They're not freaks - Dodgeball

They're not freaks

We should date some time - Dodgeball

We should date some time

I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight - Dodgeball

I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight

I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize - Dodgeball

I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize

Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade - Dodgeball

Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade

Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky - Dodgeball

Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky

Your best player thinks he's a pirate - Dodgeball

Your best player thinks he's a pirate

What are you doing here - Dodgeball

What are you doing here

You fired me so I would date you - Dodgeball

You fired me so I would date you

I know you've been hiding some feelings for me - Dodgeball

I know you've been hiding some feelings for me

You like the freaky stuff - Dodgeball

You like the freaky stuff

This doesn't concern you - Dodgeball

This doesn't concern you

To be continued - Dodgeball

To be continued

That's the deal - Dodgeball

That's the deal

Do they love you - Dodgeball

Do they love you

And I know you know that I know you - Dodgeball

And I know you know that I know you

That is pure poppycock - Dodgeball

That is pure poppycock

Let's have a clean match - Dodgeball

Let's have a clean match

Prepare to be humiliated on cable television - Dodgeball

Prepare to be humiliated on cable television

Joanie loves Chachi - Dodgeball

Joanie loves Chachi

That's court misconduct - Dodgeball

That's court misconduct

It was an accident I thought she was in play Not a chance - Dodgeball

It was an accident I thought she was in play Not a chance

No elimination Double fault You stepped over the line on the throw - Dodgeball

No elimination Double fault You stepped over the line on the...

Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front of all these people - Dodgeball

Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank...

Suck failure freaks - Dodgeball

Suck failure freaks

I appreciate it - Dodgeball

I appreciate it

Stick it in your ear - Dodgeball

Stick it in your ear

You're going down La Fleur like a sweet muffin - Dodgeball

You're going down La Fleur like a sweet muffin

I won that tournament - Dodgeball

I won that tournament

Fuckin' Chuck Norris - Dodgeball

Fuckin' Chuck Norris

Yeah I hope you're all happy now - Dodgeball

Yeah I hope you're all happy now

I hope you're all happy now - Dodgeball

I hope you're all happy now

My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard - Dodgeball

My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

The Heartbreak Kid

L think there's been a mistake 'cause l'm at table 34 but that's the kids' table - The Heartbreak Kid

L think there's been a mistake 'cause l'm at...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

If you ever come look us up in Manhattan feel free to call firstSeriously though call OK - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

If you ever come look us up in Manhattan feel free to call...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

This could be it Marty I want you to know you are a one in a million friendThanks buddy You're the best everAnd you won't mind when I tell you Tell me anythingI broke your iPodThe buttons were so small It made me madThe horror I'm sorryI'll kill you butt - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

This could be it Marty I want you to know you are a one in a...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Hey happy slappers Is there some reason to celebrate Look at the planeWe'll fix it How are you gonna fix thisGrit spit and a whole lot of duct tapeWe should be up and running in say six to nine monthsSixty nine months No six to nine months - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Hey happy slappers Is there some reason to celebrate Look at...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Pretty boy Why don't you and your friends dig a latrineHold on Who made you king of the plane wreck - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Pretty boy Why don't you and your friends dig a...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

I know youYouIt's the bad kitty - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

I know youYouIt's the bad kitty

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

What's going on hereThey say they're from off the reserveThat's impossible Only people come from off the reserveYou look familiar Do I know youHow could you survive the huntersWe didn't see any hunters - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

What's going on hereThey say they're from off the...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

What are you looking at Me NothingThis watering hole doesn't need any more mouths to feedSo skedaddle back to where you came fromIs there a manager we could talk toI see You're here to challenge meWhat No NoThat's what it looks like to meZuba WaitI'm - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

What are you looking at Me NothingThis watering hole...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

A markAll right this is a little weirdHoney he's come homeWhatYou've come homeSonDadMom and Dad Mom and DadMom and Dad It's my mom and dadI got a mom and dadMy baby's aliveDad - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

A markAll right this is a little weirdHoney he's come...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

That's wonderful Good luck AlakayWhere I'm from we say Break a legThat's my boy - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

That's wonderful Good luck AlakayWhere I'm from we...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Beautiful isn't itIt's amazingGuysthis is where we belong - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Beautiful isn't itIt's amazingGuysthis is where we...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

You used to call this foofieFoofieFoofieHe doesn't want thatThis is my foofieZuba you better give him his foofie - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

You used to call this foofieFoofieFoofieHe doesn't want...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Alakay turn aroundNo Pop it's hop shuffle ball change hip swish turn around - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Alakay turn aroundNo Pop it's hop shuffle ball change...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Did I did I winNo sonHow could this happenYou told us you were a king A king does not get beatI am a king I'm the King of New YorkIt's my stage name Like for when I performPerform - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Did I did I winNo sonHow could this happenYou told us you...