Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller quotes in movies

Walter Mitty The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Dainty Empire of the Sun poster Empire of the Sun Soap Opera Star Submarine poster Submarine Alex Madagascar poster Madagascar Alex Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Arturo Mendes Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Greg Focker Meet the Parents poster Meet the Parents Michael Grates Reality Bites poster Reality Bites Larry Daley Night at the Museum poster Night at the Museum Guitar Center Guy Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ Tropic Thunder poster Tropic Thunder Ted There's Something About Mary poster There's Something About Mary Bernard Megamind poster Megamind Ben Stiller Don't Think Twice poster Don't Think Twice White Goodman Dodgeball poster Dodgeball Greg Focker Meet the Fockers poster Meet the Fockers Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Reuben Feffer Along Came Polly poster Along Came Polly Alex Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Evan The Watch poster The Watch Derek Zoolander 2 poster Zoolander 2 Greg Focker Little Fockers poster Little Fockers Matthew The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Roger Greenberg Greenberg poster Greenberg Chas Tenenbaum The Royal Tenenbaums poster The Royal Tenenbaums Derek Zoolander Zoolander poster Zoolander Rabbi Jake Schram Keeping the Faith poster Keeping the Faith Sam Sweet The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Mel Coplin Flirting with Disaster poster Flirting with Disaster Tony Perkis Heavyweights poster Heavyweights Lawrence Next of Kin poster Next of Kin Jim Uptegrove Stella poster Stella Jerry Your Friends and Neighbors poster Your Friends and Neighbors Jerry Stahl Permanent Midnight poster Permanent Midnight Self Bros poster Bros Ben Stiller The Trip poster The Trip Orderly Hal Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Josh While We're Young poster While We're Young Guy Locked Down poster Locked Down Brad Sloan Brad's Status poster Brad's Status Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Self The Boys poster The Boys David Starsky Starsky & Hutch poster Starsky & Hutch Self (Cameo) The First Monday in May poster The First Monday in May Ben Stiller Danny Roane: First Time Director poster Danny Roane: First Time Director Eddie The Heartbreak Kid poster The Heartbreak Kid Alex Rose Duplex poster Duplex Tipton Fresh Horses poster Fresh Horses Pluto's Cook Highway to Hell poster Highway to Hell Ben Stiller I'm Still Here poster I'm Still Here Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Self - Actor & Filmmaker The Truth Is in the Stars poster The Truth Is in the Stars Furious Mystery Men poster Mystery Men The Firefighter Orange County poster Orange County Josh Kovaks Tower Heist poster Tower Heist Commander Confessions of an Action Star poster Confessions of an Action Star Self - Ben Stiller Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Steve Arlo Zero Effect poster Zero Effect Tim Dingman Envy poster Envy Self - Opening Video Prank Funny People poster Funny People Self Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Ben Stiller Extras poster Extras Khaka Peü Peü Phineas and Ferb poster Phineas and Ferb Self - Actor Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Silly Sammy Eagleheart poster Eagleheart Rich King of the Hill poster King of the Hill Del Jacobson Workaholics poster Workaholics Vic NewsRadio poster NewsRadio Prometheus Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Mike Maxwell Nutcrackers poster Nutcrackers Self - Audience Member SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Ben Stiller

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa You should have told us you weren't a real king sonYou never told me I'd have to fight anybodyWhat did you expectI don't know Maybe a little fatherly advice like Hey son it's a fightYou're a lion But I never fought another lionNo I guess not You danceAnd - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:39
You should have told us you weren't a real king sonYou...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa That is definitely not crack a lackin'It is lackin' in the crackin' my friend I've gotta fix this - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:09
That is definitely not crack a lackin'It is...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Is this place great or whatI'd go with or what - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:06
Is this place great or whatI'd go with or what
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa I want to show him I'm a real lionAs opposed to a chocolate lion - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:08
I want to show him I'm a real lionAs opposed to a...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa What She's got a gunGet out while we can Pass it onHe said let's have some fun and take out the dam Basset hound - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:14
What She's got a gunGet out while we can Pass it onHe...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa There's got to be another way - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:13
There's got to be another way
Little Fockers As an early Hanukkah presentI'm gonna send you and Pam a box of these musical condomsDon't do that - Little Fockers 00:07
As an early Hanukkah presentI'm gonna send you and Pam...
Little Fockers No it's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartensMmm Well I think Harvard's cheaper - Little Fockers 00:07
No it's actually considered the Harvard of...
Little Fockers Are you still physically attracted to my daughter GregTo Pam Are you kidding Yes Jack there's never been a problem with thatEven after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twinsYes Even after that It's still It's all good It's all good under - Little Fockers 00:22
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter GregTo Pam...
Little Fockers Okay I get it Greg I screwed upBut the pressure of being in that family finally got to meWhat are you talking about You were his golden boyMore like his golden bitchHe wanted Deb and me to get married in Oyster Bay DoneCan we name our baby after him You - Little Fockers 00:51
Okay I get it Greg I screwed upBut the pressure of being in...
Little Fockers Jack is everything okay down thereEverything's fineOkay All right 'Cause you seem to have a little I meanI know what I have Greg and I'm not concerned about that right nowRight now what I want from you is the truthJack did you take one of those pillsWell - Little Fockers 01:03
Jack is everything okay down thereEverything's fineOkay...
Little Fockers You're not gonna erase my son's memoryGreg he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penisHe already has issues That's something he might never recover from - Little Fockers 00:12
You're not gonna erase my son's memoryGreg he saw...
Little Fockers Well guess what I have eyes tooSo I'll be watching you watching me - Little Fockers 00:10
Well guess what I have eyes tooSo I'll be watching you...
Little Fockers No He's not a doctorNot in the Western sense of the wordNot in any sense of the word You're an investment banker - Little Fockers 00:08
No He's not a doctorNot in the Western sense of the...
Little Fockers Look it's natural to get a little temptedNobody's tempted nobody'sLook even our dear friend the Buddhahad to pass through some sorrowon his way to enlightenmentOur dear friend the BuddhaHow's he doing It's been so longDo you ever listen to yourselfI try - Little Fockers 00:21
Look it's natural to get a little temptedNobody's...
Little Fockers You're done I'm getting off the wheelWhat wheel The wheelThe little hamster wheel that we're all running upto get a little taste of your little water thingyJust please approval ApprovalWhat the hell are you doingPlease Give me some of the Jack Yeah - Little Fockers 00:13
You're done I'm getting off the wheelWhat wheel...
Little Fockers I'm trying to help Why don't you get onyour stupid monster yachtwith your bubble butt Russian girlfriendand do Jell O shots off of Deepak Chopra's buttGreg don't drag Deepak into this Please Greg - Little Fockers 00:12
I'm trying to help Why don't you get onyour stupid...
Little Fockers What the hell - Little Fockers 00:30
What the hell
Little Fockers Greg he's not responding to my treatmentReally To you waving your hands over him He's not a Ouija board Kevin - Little Fockers 00:07
Greg he's not responding to my treatmentReally To you...
Little Fockers I know you were telling the truth about Andi GregReally YeahThe pulse on your carotid artery remained steadyas you pleaded your innocence - Little Fockers 00:12
I know you were telling the truth about Andi GregReally...
Little Fockers Remix What's a remixYou know the guy is definitely obsessedByrnes Jack ByrnesMy father in law My father in lawByrnes Jack ByrnesCandidate for the drug Obsessed with sexByrnes Jack ByrnesNot getting it upJack Jack ByrnesTalk about sexual - Little Fockers 00:52
Remix What's a remixYou know the guy is definitely...
Megamind Hey we're closing soon You scared meBarry right BernardBernard I was just Well I was talking to myselfYou probably think I'm a Iittle bit nutsI'm not allowed to insult guests directly - Megamind 00:14
Hey we're closing soon You scared meBarry right...
Hubie Halloween Oh I see you in the hallways - Hubie Halloween 00:03
Oh I see you in the hallways
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Lar Huge news We got the Wal Mart meetingNo When Yeah Three daysOkay all right We got a lot of work to doWell okay did you just hear me say Wal and Mart togetherYeah I know it's hugeSo just take a second to be happy about itAll rightYou're totally making - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:25
Lar Huge news We got the Wal Mart meetingNo When Yeah Three...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... And when does he want to meet They want Friday morning 10 00 a mOkay then you know what Cancel that pitchfor the electric saw thing with the propeller all rightI just want to focus on this OkayJust this My daughter's birthday canceled - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12
And when does he want to meet They want Friday morning 10 00...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Well lookee hereIf it ain't Mr Big in the Britches himselfcome back just in time to see us offYeah Jed I heard Look I don't even know how this happenedYeah Yeah real mystery how this happenedMaybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:31
Well lookee hereIf it ain't Mr Big in the Britches...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04
But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I'm afraid this night is their last - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
I'm afraid this night is their last
Night at the Museum: Battle of... So you're working tonight I used to work every night rememberThat was when you had the coolest job in the worldYeah well cool doesn't pay for your Guitar God VI or whatever - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12
So you're working tonight I used to work every night...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Sorry Last time I checked I thought we lived in a free country soNo we don't NoIt's the United States of Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08
Sorry Last time I checked I thought we lived in a free...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... What did they run out of U's on your nameplate makerI don't know did they run out of jokesat the interesting joke store that you shop at - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08
What did they run out of U's on your nameplate makerI...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I am Kahmunrah the great king of the great kingsand from the darkest depths of ancient historyI have come back to lifePerhaps you did not hear what I just saidI am a centuries old Egyptian Pharaoh I was deadbut now I have come back to lifeYeah no I heard - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:18
I am Kahmunrah the great king of the great kingsand from the...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Well Larry Daley in case you weren't listeningI'm not one to shy away from dangerHow about spears Are you one to shy away from spears - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:10
Well Larry Daley in case you weren't listeningI'm...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Wow four bars in 1945 - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04
Wow four bars in 1945
Night at the Museum: Battle of... What What am I looking at Mardi GrasWhat unit are you from I'm from BrooklynWhat Are you serious I'm from Flatbush Hey fellasThese so and so's are trying to rough up my pal herejust 'cause he's from Brooklyn - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:16
What What am I looking at Mardi GrasWhat unit are you from...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassissince the moment we metI literally didn't understand one word of that - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08
You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Were you guys like friends in collegeand just afraid now to both ruin your relationshipby telling the other person that you want to be more than friendsthat you like like each otherOne more time I'm sorry I didn't catch theWere you guys like friends in - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:18
Were you guys like friends in collegeand just afraid now to...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... WhatNothing Okay Then why are you staring at meI don't wanna miss a moment - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
WhatNothing Okay Then why are you staring at meI don't...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and now suddenlyI'm awakeI can explain that - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Criminy we're jimmy jackedJimmy jacked Really It's the way I speakYeah I know but that one sounds made up even for youOh no our path has been blocked by bad people What's the fun in thatThe point is we're not getting into the Air and Space right nowYou're - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:17
Criminy we're jimmy jackedJimmy jacked Really It's...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I am an inventor yeah I invent stuffLike the rocket shipNo The sea planeThe dirigible No not aircraft - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:10
I am an inventor yeah I invent stuffLike the rocket shipNo...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Do you know why I became a pilotI don't no For the fun of itWhy else would anyone do anything - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:11
Do you know why I became a pilotI don't no For the fun...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... You two make an adorable couple Oh no we're notNo we're not a I mean we're not aWe're not a I mean we're not aI never lie - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12
You two make an adorable couple Oh no we're notNo...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I want a go no go for launch I say no go Let's not go - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06
I want a go no go for launch I say no go Let's not go
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Don't touch the hair - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:03
Don't touch the hair
Night at the Museum: Battle of... You certainly know how to make an entrance Mr DaleyTime to recruit some backupI hope for your little friend's sake herethat you also figured out the combinationGive me Jed Oh no no noFirst give me the combination and hand over that tabletI'll give you the - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:03
You certainly know how to make an entrance Mr DaleyTime to...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Great I'll give you the combination after you give him backHow dare you If you touch that again I shall kill you right nowOkay Do not touch thisThis is a no touching zone Good Well thenOh my God I can't believe you reached across like that againI can't - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:25
Great I'll give you the combination after you give him...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I'm a failure No you're notDid you foolishly lead 208 Americans to their deathsat the Battle of Little BighornNo No Not good Not good at allThat's not good Sure I talk a good gamebut the truth of the matter is I don't deserve these starsI will always be - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:26
I'm a failure No you're notDid you foolishly lead...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I take it you have a plan I'm gonna divide the house - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:05
I take it you have a plan I'm gonna divide the house
Night at the Museum: Battle of... The Battle of the SmithsonianPerhaps the greatest battle the world will never knowWe'll know - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:13
The Battle of the SmithsonianPerhaps the greatest battle the...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Remember the other night you were saying somethingabout the key to happinessDid I You said The key to happiness isAnd then the sun came up and you frozeI think I got it figured out YesIt's doing what you love isn't it With people you loveActually I was - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:20
Remember the other night you were saying somethingabout the...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... I'm sorry HiI don't mean to stare I justYou look a lot like somebody I know andI get that a lot - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:11
I'm sorry HiI don't mean to stare I justYou look a...
Greenberg All the men out here dress like children - Greenberg 00:06
All the men out here dress like children
Greenberg ROGER Dear Starbucks - Greenberg 00:13
ROGER Dear Starbucks
Greenberg Can we take it slow - Greenberg 00:23
Can we take it slow
Greenberg Can the pool overflow - Greenberg 00:16
Can the pool overflow
Greenberg Youth is wasted on the young - Greenberg 00:10
Youth is wasted on the young
Greenberg Can l get another Scotch - Greenberg 00:07
Can l get another Scotch
Greenberg You like old things - Greenberg 00:11
You like old things
Greenberg L'm not seeing anyone - Greenberg 00:20
L'm not seeing anyone
Greenberg L'll take you to it - Greenberg 00:09
L'll take you to it
Greenberg Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree - Greenberg 00:28
Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree
Greenberg The thing about you kids is you're all kind of insensitive - Greenberg 00:37
The thing about you kids is you're all kind of...
Greenberg L know it's the harder more painful decision to stay free - Greenberg 00:07
L know it's the harder more painful decision to stay...
Greenberg Lt's huge to finally embrace the life you never planned on - Greenberg 00:07
Lt's huge to finally embrace the life you never planned...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... And Melman you're the Brooklyn BridgeActually I'm the Triboro Bridge - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:06
And Melman you're the Brooklyn BridgeActually I'm...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly ladyThat is roach killing uglyALEX WHISPERING That's not a lady That's the King of VersaillesAnd that's not the King of VersaillesThat's the chimps And the chimps are like smokeAnd where there's smoke there's - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:19
Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly ladyThat is...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... What are you doing Zebras can't drive Only penguins and people can drive - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:05
What are you doing Zebras can't drive Only penguins and...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... Skipper what about the planeThe chimps will work through the night No breaks no safety restrictionsHey where are you goingGet back here We have a contractYes Well I'm afraid labor laws are slightly more lenient in FranceYou see they only have to work two - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:22
Skipper what about the planeThe chimps will work through the...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the roundMy ancestors used to perform here No kiddingYeah Every show had a captive audienceApparently they killed Sounds like a great gig - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:13
The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the roundMy...