Clips with Ben Schwartz

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Peep World Well the world isn't always polite - Peep World 00:12
Well the world isn't always polite
Peep World You didn't read your own son's novel - Peep World 00:05
You didn't read your own son's novel
Peep World But that's fine not to worry - Peep World 00:04
But that's fine not to worry
Renfield TEDDY Do you know who the fuck I am - Renfield 00:11
TEDDY Do you know who the fuck I am
Renfield Whatever pain Renfield caused you - Renfield 00:38
Whatever pain Renfield caused you
Renfield Are you happy or are you gonna fuck me up - Renfield 00:04
Are you happy or are you gonna fuck me up
Renfield It's fucking Dracula - Renfield 00:07
It's fucking Dracula
Renfield I'm clearly the yin to your yang - Renfield 00:08
I'm clearly the yin to your yang
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 I am sorry He is no longer the Sonic you once knew - Sonic the Hedgehog 2
I am sorry He is no longer the Sonic you once knew
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 You're never going to get my power - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:07
You're never going to get my power
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Well might as well get some sleep - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:25
Well might as well get some sleep
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Today's forecast calls for clear sunny skies - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:08
Today's forecast calls for clear sunny skies
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 For a guy named knuckles you are really bad at punching - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:17
For a guy named knuckles you are really bad at punching
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Has anyone ever told you you've got serious anger issues - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:49
Has anyone ever told you you've got serious anger...
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Wise words An ancient earth proverb - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:12
Wise words An ancient earth proverb
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 That sly little fox - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:46
That sly little fox
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Return to sender - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:04
Return to sender
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 I suggest the groin - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:11
I suggest the groin
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 All right mustache - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:12
All right mustache
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 I've spent my whole life questing for this - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:52
I've spent my whole life questing for this
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 I can't with this guy Why do I even try - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:05
I can't with this guy Why do I even try
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Can't forget this - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 00:03
Can't forget this
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Talk about low budget flights No food or moviesWe're out of here - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 00:07
Talk about low budget flights No food or moviesWe're...
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Who is this guyHe is much more impressivethan the hedgehog I fought previouslyDude I'm standing right here - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 00:09
Who is this guyHe is much more impressivethan the hedgehog I...
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Hold it right there Tokyo Drift - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 00:15
Hold it right there Tokyo Drift
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 There are no winners with revenge - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 00:04
There are no winners with revenge
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 The last time I sat beneath stars like thisI was with herI've felt this pain for so longIt's all I knowWhen I lost LongclawI felt the same wayDid your pain eventually go awayNoBut in time I learned there's somethingeven more powerful than painThe love we - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 01:39
The last time I sat beneath stars like thisI was with...
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 What Who are you - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 00:04
What Who are you
Turbo The name is Smoove Move I set the tone around here you dig - Turbo 00:13
The name is Smoove Move I set the tone around here you dig
Turbo I can still see you - Turbo 00:46
I can still see you
Turbo He ain't slow no more - Turbo 00:09
He ain't slow no more
Coffee Town This whole town is going to shit - Coffee Town 00:06
This whole town is going to shit
Coffee Town Listen When she's done ordering - Coffee Town 00:33
Listen When she's done ordering
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Blast that X-wing! Over there! - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:08
STORMTROOPER: Blast that X-wing! Over there!
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Nothing here. Go ahead! - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:11
STORMTROOPER: Nothing here. Go ahead!
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Call in the air strike. FINN: Come on! - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:09
STORMTROOPER: Call in the air strike. FINN: Come on!
Star Wars: Episode VII The... REY: Let go of me! - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:40
REY: Let go of me!
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Don't move. TK-338, we have targets in custody. STORMTROOPER 1: We have incoming at 28.6. STORMTROOPER 2: Move! - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:26
STORMTROOPER: Don't move. TK-338, we have targets in...
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: FN-417, hold position. Oh, safety. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:09
STORMTROOPER: FN-417, hold position. Oh, safety.
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Sir. The droid was spotted heading west. With a girl. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:06
STORMTROOPER: Sir. The droid was spotted heading west. With...
Star Wars: Episode VII The... I like this thing. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:13
I like this thing.
Star Wars: Episode VII The... You okay, Big Deal? - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:29
You okay, Big Deal?
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Request air support. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:08
STORMTROOPER: Request air support.
Star Wars: Episode VII The... The map. You've seen it. STORMTROOPER: Sir, Resistance fighters. We need more troops. KYLO REN: Pull the division out. Forget the droid. We have what we need. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:18
The map. You've seen it. STORMTROOPER: Sir, Resistance...
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER Sir Resistance fightersWe need more troopsKYLO REN Pull the division outForget the droid We have what we need - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:12
STORMTROOPER Sir Resistance fightersWe need more troopsKYLO...
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: What did you say? You will remove these restraints... - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:08
STORMTROOPER: What did you say? You will remove these...
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: I'll tighten those restraints... scavenger scum. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:06
STORMTROOPER: I'll tighten those restraints......
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: I will remove these restraints... and leave the cell with the door open. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:06
STORMTROOPER: I will remove these restraints... and leave...
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: Sir, sensors triggered in Hangar 718. We're searching the area. KYLO REN: She's just beginning to test her powers. The longer it takes to find her... the more dangerous she becomes. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:13
STORMTROOPER: Sir, sensors triggered in Hangar 718....
Star Wars: Episode VII The... Report. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:09
Report.
Star Wars: Episode VII The... STORMTROOPER: We think they may be splitting up. Heading to quadrants 4 and 5. - Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 00:06
STORMTROOPER: We think they may be splitting up. Heading to...
Sonic the Hedgehog I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep them secretAnd like any kia I did the exact opposite - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09
I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep...
Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic someone could have seen youNo one saw me I'm too fastAnd I wanted to bring you this - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09
Sonic someone could have seen youNo one saw me I'm too...
Sonic the Hedgehog This is green hills the greatest place on earthThese are my people Ana aare I say I am their lovable space creatureSo what if they don't know I exist - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:15
This is green hills the greatest place on earthThese are my...
Sonic the Hedgehog My favorite person is the donut loraprotector of this townand defender of all creatures big and smallMorningDonald Daisy DaffyDonut lord lives with pretzel ladyShe is super nice to animalsand strangely was born without bones - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:23
My favorite person is the donut loraprotector of this...
Sonic the Hedgehog I know you're out thereAnd I know you're realNo I'm not - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:10
I know you're out thereAnd I know you're realNo...
Sonic the Hedgehog Pop quiz hotshotIt's a classic line - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:05
Pop quiz hotshotIt's a classic line
Sonic the Hedgehog Uh meow - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:04
Uh meow
Sonic the Hedgehog You're not here to abduct me are youYou abducted meOkay that's a fair point What are you - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:10
You're not here to abduct me are youYou abducted meOkay...
Sonic the Hedgehog Why do you keep calling me donut lord'Cause you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:06
Why do you keep calling me donut lord'Cause you talk to...
Sonic the Hedgehog I'm wet I'm coldThere's a fish on my headAnd clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:10
I'm wet I'm coldThere's a fish on my headAnd...
Sonic the Hedgehog All right there's gonna be rules on this tripNumber one do exactly as I say all the timeGot it Got it donut lordWould you stop with the donut lordI have a name It's TomI'm SonicSonic SonicSo you've been spying on us all for yearsI mean I wouldn't call it - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:56
All right there's gonna be rules on this tripNumber one...
Sonic the Hedgehog A bucket list isIt's a list of things you want to do in your lifebefore you well kick the bucketI've never kicked a bucket either - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:11
A bucket list isIt's a list of things you want to do in...
Sonic the Hedgehog Watch this watch this I always wanted to do this - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:04
Watch this watch this I always wanted to do this
Sonic the Hedgehog Did you see how much toilet paper I usedThe next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:07
Did you see how much toilet paper I usedThe next person that...
Sonic the Hedgehog The floors were sticky The crowd was roughAnd the odds were against usBut there was no stopping donut lord and the blue blur - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09
The floors were sticky The crowd was roughAnd the odds were...
Sonic the Hedgehog Well look at it this wayAt least you won't be the only fun guyNo Don't ever do that again - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09
Well look at it this wayAt least you won't be the only...
Sonic the Hedgehog Is that all you gotNo but thank you for asking - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:05
Is that all you gotNo but thank you for asking
Sonic the Hedgehog I feel just like vin dieselIt's all about family Tom - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:06
I feel just like vin dieselIt's all about family Tom
Sonic the Hedgehog It's going it's goingIt's still here - Sonic the Hedgehog 00:05
It's going it's goingIt's still here