Ben Stiller quotes in movies

Walter Mitty The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Dainty Empire of the Sun poster Empire of the Sun Soap Opera Star Submarine poster Submarine Alex Madagascar poster Madagascar Alex Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Arturo Mendes Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Greg Focker Meet the Parents poster Meet the Parents Michael Grates Reality Bites poster Reality Bites Larry Daley Night at the Museum poster Night at the Museum Guitar Center Guy Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ Tropic Thunder poster Tropic Thunder Ted There's Something About Mary poster There's Something About Mary Bernard Megamind poster Megamind Ben Stiller Don't Think Twice poster Don't Think Twice White Goodman Dodgeball poster Dodgeball Greg Focker Meet the Fockers poster Meet the Fockers Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Reuben Feffer Along Came Polly poster Along Came Polly Alex Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Evan The Watch poster The Watch Derek Zoolander 2 poster Zoolander 2 Greg Focker Little Fockers poster Little Fockers Matthew The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Roger Greenberg Greenberg poster Greenberg Chas Tenenbaum The Royal Tenenbaums poster The Royal Tenenbaums Derek Zoolander Zoolander poster Zoolander Rabbi Jake Schram Keeping the Faith poster Keeping the Faith Sam Sweet The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Mel Coplin Flirting with Disaster poster Flirting with Disaster Tony Perkis Heavyweights poster Heavyweights Lawrence Next of Kin poster Next of Kin Jim Uptegrove Stella poster Stella Jerry Your Friends and Neighbors poster Your Friends and Neighbors Jerry Stahl Permanent Midnight poster Permanent Midnight Self Bros poster Bros Ben Stiller The Trip poster The Trip Orderly Hal Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Josh While We're Young poster While We're Young Guy Locked Down poster Locked Down Brad Sloan Brad's Status poster Brad's Status Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Self The Boys poster The Boys David Starsky Starsky & Hutch poster Starsky & Hutch Self (Cameo) The First Monday in May poster The First Monday in May Ben Stiller Danny Roane: First Time Director poster Danny Roane: First Time Director Eddie The Heartbreak Kid poster The Heartbreak Kid Alex Rose Duplex poster Duplex Tipton Fresh Horses poster Fresh Horses Pluto's Cook Highway to Hell poster Highway to Hell Ben Stiller I'm Still Here poster I'm Still Here Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Self - Actor & Filmmaker The Truth Is in the Stars poster The Truth Is in the Stars

Clips with Ben Stiller

The Secret Life of Walter...
When are you going to take it - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:44
When are you going to take it
The Secret Life of Walter...
To see the world - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:25
To see the world
The Secret Life of Walter...
They call the snow leopard the ghost cat - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:25
They call the snow leopard the ghost cat
The Secret Life of Walter...
Do you know our motto - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:51
Do you know our motto
The Secret Life of Walter...
Dumbledore - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
Dumbledore
The Secret Life of Walter...
Walter Mitty - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:09
Walter Mitty
The Secret Life of Walter...
I'm kind of nervous about the storm - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:17
I'm kind of nervous about the storm
The Secret Life of Walter...
You have at least a minute before you freeze - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
You have at least a minute before you freeze
The Secret Life of Walter...
I'm gonna keep this short - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:06
I'm gonna keep this short
The Secret Life of Walter...
You're noteworthy - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
You're noteworthy
The Secret Life of Walter...
Daydreaming going - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:16
Daydreaming going
The Secret Life of Walter...
Not welcome - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:27
Not welcome
The Secret Life of Walter...
How does that Cinnabon taste - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:10
How does that Cinnabon taste
The Secret Life of Walter...
She moves like a woman - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:24
She moves like a woman
The Secret Life of Walter...
There's a fin here - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:05
There's a fin here
The Secret Life of Walter...
Put that on a plaque - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:18
Put that on a plaque
The Secret Life of Walter...
Sean O'Connell - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:27
Sean O'Connell
The Secret Life of Walter...
What was the picture - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:19
What was the picture
The Secret Life of Walter...
This is the picture Sean wanted - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:29
This is the picture Sean wanted
The Secret Life of Walter...
You got your marching orders - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:40
You got your marching orders
The Secret Life of Walter...
The quintessence of life - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 02:24
The quintessence of life
The Secret Life of Walter...
When are you gonna take it - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:35
When are you gonna take it
The Secret Life of Walter...
Worth the wait - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:24
Worth the wait
The Secret Life of Walter...
They call the snow leopard the ghost cat - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:22
They call the snow leopard the ghost cat
The Secret Life of Walter...
Do you know our motto - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:36
Do you know our motto
The Secret Life of Walter...
I was saying you know who looks good in a beard - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:06
I was saying you know who looks good in a beard
The Secret Life of Walter...
What was the picture - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:09
What was the picture
The Secret Life of Walter...
You're just gonna finish your beer - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:15
You're just gonna finish your beer
The Secret Life of Walter...
You have at least a minute before you freeze - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
You have at least a minute before you freeze
The Secret Life of Walter...
God you're noteworthy - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:07
God you're noteworthy
The Secret Life of Walter...
Todd I'm gonna keep this short - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:06
Todd I'm gonna keep this short
The Secret Life of Walter...
How's the - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:15
How's the
The Secret Life of Walter...
Okay well I haven't really been - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:11
Okay well I haven't really been
The Secret Life of Walter...
Oh hey Welcome - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:27
Oh hey Welcome
The Secret Life of Walter...
She moves like a woman - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:22
She moves like a woman
The Secret Life of Walter...
Wow How's that Cinnabon taste - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:08
Wow How's that Cinnabon taste
The Secret Life of Walter...
And I get it You got your marching orders - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:18
And I get it You got your marching orders
The Secret Life of Walter...
There's a fin here I think - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:05
There's a fin here I think
The Secret Life of Walter...
Never fun this stage - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 00:21
Never fun this stage
Empire of the Sun
You'll lose a lot of weight What else you betting - Empire of the Sun 00:08
You'll lose a lot of weight What else you betting
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:24
And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
It's the bad kitty - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:08
It's the bad kitty
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Me and my friends fly - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:35
Me and my friends fly
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:19
Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
You will be glad to learn that I am coming with you - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:15
You will be glad to learn that I am coming with you
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
She's got a gun - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:15
She's got a gun
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
That is definitely not crackalackin' - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:18
That is definitely not crackalackin'
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
There's got to be another way - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:13
There's got to be another way
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
She likes to move it - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:10
She likes to move it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Feel free to call first - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:12
Feel free to call first
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Is there any reason to celebrate - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:26
Is there any reason to celebrate
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Is this place great or what - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:05
Is this place great or what
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
What are you looking at - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:41
What are you looking at
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
This is a little weird - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:45
This is a little weird
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
I'm the King of New York - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:23
I'm the King of New York
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
What's going on here - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:20
What's going on here
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
This is where we belong - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:19
This is where we belong
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
You used to call this foofie - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:17
You used to call this foofie
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
I know you - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:09
I know you
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Hey freaks You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:13
Hey freaks You will be very glad to hear that I am coming...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Pretty boy Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:09
Pretty boy Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
She's got a gun Get out while we can - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:18
She's got a gun Get out while we can
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Hey happy slappers Is there some reason to celebrate Look at the plane - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:19
Hey happy slappers Is there some reason to celebrate Look at...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Is this place great or what - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:06
Is this place great or what
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Did I did I win - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:21
Did I did I win
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
What's going on here - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:18
What's going on here
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
What are you looking at Me Nothing - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:35
What are you looking at Me Nothing
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Beautiful isn't it - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:13
Beautiful isn't it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
I want to show him I'm a real lion - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:12
I want to show him I'm a real lion
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
That's wonderful Good luck Alakay - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:14
That's wonderful Good luck Alakay
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Alakay turn around - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:09
Alakay turn around
Meet the Parents
I had no idea you could milk a cat - Meet the Parents 00:25
I had no idea you could milk a cat
Meet the Parents
You gave me life - Meet the Parents 01:29
You gave me life
Meet the Parents
Can you ever really trust another human being - Meet the Parents 00:26
Can you ever really trust another human being
Meet the Parents
You have a very unique last name - Meet the Parents 00:29
You have a very unique last name
Meet the Parents
Are you a pothead - Meet the Parents 01:09
Are you a pothead
Meet the Parents
What are you driving there - Meet the Parents 01:00
What are you driving there
Meet the Parents
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon - Meet the Parents 01:10
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon
Meet the Parents
I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess - Meet the Parents 02:05
I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that...
Meet the Parents
How come you don't like cats - Meet the Parents 01:39
How come you don't like cats
Meet the Parents
We have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large we take - Meet the Parents 02:36
We have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large...
Meet the Parents
I love your daughter - Meet the Parents 02:16
I love your daughter
Meet the Parents
I thought your name was Greg - Meet the Parents 00:38
I thought your name was Greg
Meet the Parents
You're gonna have to check that - Meet the Parents 02:42
You're gonna have to check that
Meet the Parents
Jack can talk Thai - Meet the Parents 00:32
Jack can talk Thai
Meet the Parents
How are you doing - Meet the Parents 00:36
How are you doing
Meet the Parents
You have another question - Meet the Parents 00:26
You have another question
Meet the Parents
What is that smell - Meet the Parents 00:53
What is that smell
Meet the Parents
Greg's in medicine too - Meet the Parents 00:16
Greg's in medicine too
Meet the Parents
You are such a good God to us - Meet the Parents 01:07
You are such a good God to us
Meet the Parents
Or you might call it a HHH - Meet the Parents 00:16
Or you might call it a HHH
Meet the Parents
I'd have to be pretty high - Meet the Parents 00:37
I'd have to be pretty high
Meet the Parents
Do I think you're a psycho - Meet the Parents 00:21
Do I think you're a psycho
Meet the Parents
But under our roof - Meet the Parents 00:51
But under our roof
Meet the Parents
You just sniffing my boxers - Meet the Parents 00:14
You just sniffing my boxers
Meet the Parents
Did you flush this toilet - Meet the Parents 01:26
Did you flush this toilet
Meet the Parents
Don't worry about your little covert op - Meet the Parents 00:24
Don't worry about your little covert op
Meet the Parents
I guess I would have to say Jesus - Meet the Parents 00:40
I guess I would have to say Jesus
Meet the Parents
Supposed to let him wander the streets without food - Meet the Parents 00:21
Supposed to let him wander the streets without food
Meet the Parents
Greg's a male nurse - Meet the Parents 00:59
Greg's a male nurse
Meet the Parents
How 'bout a little of both - Meet the Parents 00:35
How 'bout a little of both
Meet the Parents
Did you fly on an airplane today - Meet the Parents 00:51
Did you fly on an airplane today
Meet the Parents
Why don't you try that on - Meet the Parents 00:49
Why don't you try that on
Meet the Parents
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last night - Meet the Parents 00:48
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last...
Meet the Parents
Take it easy on the sarcasm - Meet the Parents 00:22
Take it easy on the sarcasm
Meet the Parents
Oh you'd be surprised how accurate they are - Meet the Parents 00:23
Oh you'd be surprised how accurate they are
Meet the Parents
You got another guy around the house to leave the seat up - Meet the Parents 00:35
You got another guy around the house to leave the seat up
Meet the Parents
Does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine - Meet the Parents 01:54
Does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine
Meet the Parents
If you married my daughter - Meet the Parents 00:55
If you married my daughter
Meet the Parents
Will you marry me - Meet the Parents 00:37
Will you marry me
Meet the Parents
Let's not make it a nightmare - Meet the Parents 00:18
Let's not make it a nightmare
Meet the Parents
Is your name Gaylord Focker - Meet the Parents 01:10
Is your name Gaylord Focker
Meet the Parents
What do you mean - Meet the Parents 01:25
What do you mean
Meet the Parents
Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon - Meet the Parents 01:23
Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon
Meet the Parents
It's not like I have a bomb - Meet the Parents 02:07
It's not like I have a bomb
Meet the Parents
Jack can't talk Thai - Meet the Parents 00:36
Jack can't talk Thai
Meet the Parents
He was a carpenter - Meet the Parents 00:42
He was a carpenter
Meet the Parents
I was just going over my answers to the polygraph test your dad just gave me - Meet the Parents 00:30
I was just going over my answers to the polygraph test your...
Meet the Parents
Now these aren't 100  accurate right - Meet the Parents 00:27
Now these aren't 100 accurate right
Meet the Parents
We're only boarding rows 9 and above right now - Meet the Parents 00:42
We're only boarding rows 9 and above right now
Meet the Parents
My Mother by Jack Byrnes - Meet the Parents 00:36
My Mother by Jack Byrnes
Meet the Parents
I mean can you ever really trust another human being Greg - Meet the Parents 00:13
I mean can you ever really trust another human being Greg
Meet the Parents
I love your daughter I love her more than anything - Meet the Parents 00:33
I love your daughter I love her more than anything
Meet the Parents
Hey Jackie - Meet the Parents 00:34
Hey Jackie
Meet the Parents
Greg sweetie how are you doing - Meet the Parents 00:13
Greg sweetie how are you doing
Meet the Parents
0h dear God - Meet the Parents 00:37
0h dear God
Meet the Parents
It's beautiful What is it - Meet the Parents 00:10
It's beautiful What is it
Meet the Parents
'0oh hey check my pulse on this question - Meet the Parents 00:08
'0oh hey check my pulse on this question
Meet the Parents
0h don't worry about the little covert op all right - Meet the Parents 00:10
0h don't worry about the little covert op all right
Meet the Parents
Carpentry I guess I'd have to say Jesus - Meet the Parents 00:26
Carpentry I guess I'd have to say Jesus
Meet the Parents
What's the matter you can't sleep - Meet the Parents 00:10
What's the matter you can't sleep
Meet the Parents
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I did - Meet the Parents 00:34
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I did
Meet the Parents
Why don't you try that on - Meet the Parents 00:19
Why don't you try that on
Meet the Parents
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last night - Meet the Parents 00:22
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last...
Meet the Parents
Pam Easy on the sarcasm Humor is wasted on my parents - Meet the Parents 00:08
Pam Easy on the sarcasm Humor is wasted on my parents
Meet the Parents
Plus you got another guy in the house to leave the seat up - Meet the Parents 00:13
Plus you got another guy in the house to leave the seat up
Meet the Parents
Will you marry me - Meet the Parents 00:20
Will you marry me
Reality Bites
Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you - Reality Bites 00:16
Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with...
Reality Bites
Are you religious - Reality Bites 00:27
Are you religious
Reality Bites
Can you hear me now - Reality Bites 00:05
Can you hear me now
Reality Bites
Stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you - Reality Bites 00:14
Stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you
Reality Bites
I guess I'm I guess I'm uh - Reality Bites 00:11
I guess I'm I guess I'm uh
Reality Bites
Hello Can you hear me now - Reality Bites 00:04
Hello Can you hear me now
There's Something About Mary
I didn't solicit any sex - There's Something About Mary 03:06
I didn't solicit any sex
There's Something About Mary
You've heard of mail order brides - There's Something About Mary 00:41
You've heard of mail order brides
There's Something About Mary
Some of my best friends didn't know my name - There's Something About Mary 00:24
Some of my best friends didn't know my name
There's Something About Mary
I never told you that - There's Something About Mary 00:17
I never told you that
There's Something About Mary
Is it the frank or the beans - There's Something About Mary 00:20
Is it the frank or the beans
There's Something About Mary
Franks and Beans - There's Something About Mary 00:20
Franks and Beans
There's Something About Mary
You choke the chicken before any big date - There's Something About Mary 02:23
You choke the chicken before any big date
There's Something About Mary
From that point on - There's Something About Mary 00:26
From that point on
There's Something About Mary
Go out to dinner - There's Something About Mary 00:31
Go out to dinner
There's Something About Mary
I'm fucking with you - There's Something About Mary 00:31
I'm fucking with you
There's Something About Mary
You said she was a real sparkplug - There's Something About Mary 00:24
You said she was a real sparkplug
There's Something About Mary
Isn't that the San Francisco treat - There's Something About Mary 00:31
Isn't that the San Francisco treat
There's Something About Mary
But you're married - There's Something About Mary 00:19
But you're married
There's Something About Mary
What about Brett Fav - There's Something About Mary 00:11
What about Brett Fav
There's Something About Mary
He never even looked her up down there - There's Something About Mary 00:30
He never even looked her up down there
There's Something About Mary
You think yer shit don't stink - There's Something About Mary 00:13
You think yer shit don't stink
There's Something About Mary
You know what I'd like to see - There's Something About Mary 00:55
You know what I'd like to see
There's Something About Mary
How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy - There's Something About Mary 01:14
How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy
There's Something About Mary
You want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter - There's Something About Mary 00:31
You want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter
There's Something About Mary
I had my window - There's Something About Mary 00:10
I had my window
There's Something About Mary
That's what I want - There's Something About Mary 00:30
That's what I want
There's Something About Mary
You heard of this thing the 8 Minute Abs - There's Something About Mary 00:36
You heard of this thing the 8 Minute Abs
There's Something About Mary
I'm Detective Stabler This is Krevoy Look I didn't solicit any sex okay - There's Something About Mary 00:34
I'm Detective Stabler This is Krevoy Look I didn't solicit...
There's Something About Mary
I couldn't believe it She knew my name - There's Something About Mary 00:07
I couldn't believe it She knew my name
There's Something About Mary
Japan What's happening in Japan Why is she going to Japan - There's Something About Mary 00:23
Japan What's happening in Japan Why is she going to Japan
There's Something About Mary
I never told you that - There's Something About Mary 00:08
I never told you that
There's Something About Mary
Hey what are you doing tonight Do you think you wanna I don't know - There's Something About Mary 00:16
Hey what are you doing tonight Do you think you wanna I...
There's Something About Mary
Is it the frank or the beans Right - There's Something About Mary 00:13
Is it the frank or the beans Right
There's Something About Mary
And I still wanna look her up - There's Something About Mary 00:17
And I still wanna look her up
There's Something About Mary
You choke the chicken before any big date don't you - There's Something About Mary 00:34
You choke the chicken before any big date don't you
There's Something About Mary
But you're married You have a wife beautiful kids - There's Something About Mary 00:09
But you're married You have a wife beautiful kids
There's Something About Mary
From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a whole new light - There's Something About Mary 00:09
From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a...
There's Something About Mary
Miami What are you doing in Miami - There's Something About Mary 00:23
Miami What are you doing in Miami
There's Something About Mary
What about Brett Favre - There's Something About Mary 00:07
What about Brett Favre
There's Something About Mary
Did you really mean what you said up there - There's Something About Mary 00:36
Did you really mean what you said up there
There's Something About Mary
Brett What the hell is Brett Favre doing here - There's Something About Mary 00:27
Brett What the hell is Brett Favre doing here
There's Something About Mary
Touchdown Hi Mary - There's Something About Mary 00:31
Touchdown Hi Mary
There's Something About Mary
Think about it He never even looked her up down there - There's Something About Mary 00:09
Think about it He never even looked her up down there
There's Something About Mary
How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy Brett - There's Something About Mary 00:37
How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy Brett
There's Something About Mary
But they don't have any other meat on sticks - There's Something About Mary 00:23
But they don't have any other meat on sticks
There's Something About Mary
Hey you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenter - There's Something About Mary 00:13
Hey you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenter
There's Something About Mary
I had my window - There's Something About Mary 00:04
I had my window
There's Something About Mary
What do you think your shit don't stink No I don't think I mean yesm it doe - There's Something About Mary 00:06
What do you think your shit don't stink No I don't think I...
There's Something About Mary
When I was 16 years old I fell in love - There's Something About Mary 00:05
When I was 16 years old I fell in love
There's Something About Mary
Yeah See that's great - There's Something About Mary 00:20
Yeah See that's great
Megamind
We're closing soon - Megamind 00:16
We're closing soon
Megamind
You really need to clean out your pockets more often - Megamind 00:20
You really need to clean out your pockets more often
Megamind
Hey we're closing soon You scared me - Megamind 00:14
Hey we're closing soon You scared me
Megamind
That's a pretty tasteless costume Costume - Megamind 00:14
That's a pretty tasteless costume Costume
Megamind
Sir you really need to empty your pockets more often - Megamind 00:10
Sir you really need to empty your pockets more often
Dodgeball
And I know you know that I know you - Dodgeball 00:10
And I know you know that I know you
Dodgeball
We should date some time - Dodgeball 00:27
We should date some time
Dodgeball
Joanie loves Chachi - Dodgeball 00:11
Joanie loves Chachi
Dodgeball
Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers - Dodgeball 00:49
Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female...
Dodgeball
Make your jokes - Dodgeball 01:26
Make your jokes
Dodgeball
This doesn't concern you - Dodgeball 00:59
This doesn't concern you
Dodgeball
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade - Dodgeball 00:18
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade
Dodgeball
Fuckin' Chuck Norris - Dodgeball 00:14
Fuckin' Chuck Norris
Dodgeball
I appreciate it - Dodgeball 00:31
I appreciate it
Dodgeball
Are you reading the dictionary - Dodgeball 00:11
Are you reading the dictionary
Dodgeball
Stick it in your ear - Dodgeball 00:44
Stick it in your ear
Dodgeball
Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front of all these people - Dodgeball 00:34
Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front...
Dodgeball
Unless you're into that sort of thing - Dodgeball 00:22
Unless you're into that sort of thing
Dodgeball
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City - Dodgeball 00:28
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City
Dodgeball
I hope you're all happy now - Dodgeball 00:43
I hope you're all happy now
Dodgeball
What are you doing here - Dodgeball 00:16
What are you doing here
Dodgeball
Fatty make a funny - Dodgeball 00:08
Fatty make a funny
Dodgeball
I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight - Dodgeball 00:10
I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight
Dodgeball
I won that tournament - Dodgeball 00:14
I won that tournament
Dodgeball
Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky - Dodgeball 01:00
Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky
Dodgeball
You fired me so I would date you - Dodgeball 00:17
You fired me so I would date you
Dodgeball
That's the deal - Dodgeball 00:24
That's the deal
Dodgeball
I'm White Goodman - Dodgeball 03:53
I'm White Goodman
Dodgeball
Is a really interesting painting - Dodgeball 00:18
Is a really interesting painting
Dodgeball
We're better than you - Dodgeball 00:24
We're better than you
Dodgeball
In thirty days I'll be bulldozing that shit heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness - Dodgeball 00:16
In thirty days I'll be bulldozing that shit heap you call a...
Dodgeball
They're not freaks - Dodgeball 00:19
They're not freaks
Dodgeball
That is pure poppycock - Dodgeball 00:06
That is pure poppycock
Dodgeball
Your  gym  is a skidmark on the underpants of society - Dodgeball 00:18
Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society
Dodgeball
I wasn't aware I was paying you to  socialize - Dodgeball 00:14
I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize
Dodgeball
To be continued - Dodgeball 00:08
To be continued
Dodgeball
You asked me to come - Dodgeball 00:21
You asked me to come
Dodgeball
We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras - Dodgeball 00:12
We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras
Dodgeball
Your gym isn't even worth four - Dodgeball 00:23
Your gym isn't even worth four
Dodgeball
Let's have a clean match - Dodgeball 00:15
Let's have a clean match
Dodgeball
Prepare to be humiliated on cable television - Dodgeball 00:08
Prepare to be humiliated on cable television
Dodgeball
Do they love you - Dodgeball 00:17
Do they love you
Dodgeball
My gym makes money - Dodgeball 00:20
My gym makes money
Dodgeball
Do you smell that fitness - Dodgeball 00:07
Do you smell that fitness
Dodgeball
You like the freaky stuff - Dodgeball 00:18
You like the freaky stuff
Dodgeball
My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard - Dodgeball 00:13
My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
Dodgeball
Your best player thinks he's a pirate - Dodgeball 00:17
Your best player thinks he's a pirate
Dodgeball
That's court misconduct - Dodgeball 00:09
That's court misconduct
Dodgeball
You really think you can come here and buy me out you're a lot dumber than I thought - Dodgeball 00:14
You really think you can come here and buy me out you're a...
Dodgeball
Jokey Joke maker - Dodgeball 00:35
Jokey Joke maker
Dodgeball
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've been boning up on my Spanish - Dodgeball 00:16
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've been...
Dodgeball
I'm White you know - Dodgeball 00:06
I'm White you know
Dodgeball
This doesn't concern you La Fleur - Dodgeball 00:14
This doesn't concern you La Fleur
Dodgeball
At Globo Gym we're better than you and we know it - Dodgeball 00:09
At Globo Gym we're better than you and we know it
Dodgeball
Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection - Dodgeball 00:13
Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection
Dodgeball
It was an accident I thought she was in play Not a chance - Dodgeball 00:09
It was an accident I thought she was in play Not a chance
Dodgeball
No elimination Double fault You stepped over the line on the throw - Dodgeball 00:26
No elimination Double fault You stepped over the line on the...
Dodgeball
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood Nobody - Dodgeball 00:05
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood Nobody
Dodgeball
Suck failure freaks - Dodgeball 00:05
Suck failure freaks
Dodgeball
You're going down La Fleur like a sweet muffin - Dodgeball 00:06
You're going down La Fleur like a sweet muffin
Dodgeball
I know you've been hiding some feelings for me - Dodgeball 00:14
I know you've been hiding some feelings for me
Meet the Fockers
I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins - Meet the Fockers 05:25
I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins
Meet the Fockers
You are completely unfit to handle a child - Meet the Fockers 05:28
You are completely unfit to handle a child
Meet the Fockers
Do you know what that is - Meet the Fockers 01:00
Do you know what that is
Meet the Fockers
What happened last night - Meet the Fockers 00:42
What happened last night
Meet the Fockers
I'm not going to be Pam Byrnes - Meet the Fockers 00:48
I'm not going to be Pam Byrnes
Meet the Fockers
I still masturbate to Pam - Meet the Fockers 04:07
I still masturbate to Pam
Meet the Fockers
He humps everything that moves - Meet the Fockers 00:44
He humps everything that moves
Meet the Fockers
You meet some of the - Meet the Fockers 00:23
You meet some of the
Meet the Fockers
What's the sign for sour milk - Meet the Fockers 00:32
What's the sign for sour milk
Meet the Fockers
Do you want me to be macho wacho - Meet the Fockers 00:25
Do you want me to be macho wacho
Meet the Fockers
You don't like me - Meet the Fockers 01:21
You don't like me
Meet the Fockers
And if that mockingbird don't sing - Meet the Fockers 00:43
And if that mockingbird don't sing
Meet the Fockers
I like that thing - Meet the Fockers 00:42
I like that thing
Meet the Fockers
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing - Meet the Fockers 00:17
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing
Meet the Fockers
This isn't about you - Meet the Fockers 01:19
This isn't about you
Meet the Fockers
Did you tell your mother that I'm pregnant - Meet the Fockers 00:38
Did you tell your mother that I'm pregnant
Meet the Fockers
And your parents are great - Meet the Fockers 00:27
And your parents are great
Meet the Fockers
Captain Jack's orders - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Captain Jack's orders
Meet the Fockers
How are things with you and Pam - Meet the Fockers 00:53
How are things with you and Pam
Meet the Fockers
And do you talk yet - Meet the Fockers 00:46
And do you talk yet
Meet the Fockers
Don't infantilize him - Meet the Fockers 00:46
Don't infantilize him
Meet the Fockers
See that's Greg getting circumcised - Meet the Fockers 01:06
See that's Greg getting circumcised
Meet the Fockers
It just gets better and better - Meet the Fockers 01:40
It just gets better and better
Meet the Fockers
Moose likes to say good words - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Moose likes to say good words
Meet the Fockers
No monkey business - Meet the Fockers 02:12
No monkey business
Meet the Fockers
There's someone you don't see every day - Meet the Fockers 02:11
There's someone you don't see every day
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
Such lovely people - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:25
Such lovely people
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
You're done your job - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:13
You're done your job
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
You are speaking to the Pharaoh - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:19
You are speaking to the Pharaoh
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
You know what you have to do - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:12
You know what you have to do
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
We look similar - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:10
We look similar
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
We're ready - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:13
We're ready
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
If you guys go then you - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:10
If you guys go then you
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
I'm half Irish half Jewish - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:25
I'm half Irish half Jewish
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
You've done your job - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:13
You've done your job
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
You are speaking with a pharaoh - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:14
You are speaking with a pharaoh
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
What are you staring at Stop looking at me - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:11
What are you staring at Stop looking at me
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
No not your Dada - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:08
No not your Dada
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
Dada What - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:11
Dada What
Night at the Museum: Secret of...
The end will come - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 00:06
The end will come
Along Came Polly
What happened to you Reuben I'm in a situation here We have to leave now - Along Came Polly 00:27
What happened to you Reuben I'm in a situation here We have...
Along Came Polly
It's like the story of the hippo - Along Came Polly 00:52
It's like the story of the hippo
Along Came Polly
Since we've been together I've felt more uncomfortable - Along Came Polly 00:26
Since we've been together I've felt more uncomfortable
Along Came Polly
I'm not getting back together with you - Along Came Polly 00:29
I'm not getting back together with you
Along Came Polly
Elevator Motor Whirring So whose party is this again - Along Came Polly 00:19
Elevator Motor Whirring So whose party is this again
Along Came Polly
I assess risk for a living so I know that I have a 013 chance - Along Came Polly 00:33
I assess risk for a living so I know that I have a 013...
Along Came Polly
You don't understand what I grew up with - Along Came Polly 00:16
You don't understand what I grew up with
Along Came Polly
What did you do to her Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something - Along Came Polly 00:21
What did you do to her Did you mess around with her oxygen...
Along Came Polly
I'll take you for a bit of a sail give you a chance to really get to know me - Along Came Polly 00:06
I'll take you for a bit of a sail give you a chance to...
Along Came Polly
Wow Were you in the Peace Corps No I just like to move a lot - Along Came Polly 00:06
Wow Were you in the Peace Corps No I just like to move a lot
Along Came Polly
Yelps Rat Rat in the house Oh no no - Along Came Polly 00:13
Yelps Rat Rat in the house Oh no no
Along Came Polly
What Check out her expression She's terrified - Along Came Polly 00:26
What Check out her expression She's terrified
Along Came Polly
Oh God I beg you please If you make this water go down - Along Came Polly 00:08
Oh God I beg you please If you make this water go down
Along Came Polly
Oh and by the way I destroyed all your little throw pillows - Along Came Polly 00:11
Oh and by the way I destroyed all your little throw pillows
Along Came Polly
Why don't you come upstairs and uh I'll make you some coffee or tea - Along Came Polly 00:06
Why don't you come upstairs and uh I'll make you some coffee...
Along Came Polly
So you ready Let's do it - Along Came Polly 00:09
So you ready Let's do it
Along Came Polly
Yeah Oh Oh my God - Along Came Polly 00:06
Yeah Oh Oh my God
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
What're you doing - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:07
What're you doing
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
The original theater in the round - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:14
The original theater in the round
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
We're going the wrong way - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:16
We're going the wrong way
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Maybe I am average intelligence after all - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:16
Maybe I am average intelligence after all
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
I don't think so - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:28
I don't think so
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
What about the plane - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:22
What about the plane
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Where are you going - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 01:04
Where are you going
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
I just wanted to thank you for letting us get in the train back there - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:27
I just wanted to thank you for letting us get in the train...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
You are from a zoo - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 01:06
You are from a zoo
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
But they can't take the animals out of the circus - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:17
But they can't take the animals out of the circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Come in this way - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:16
Come in this way
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
You're a genius - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:13
You're a genius
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
It was always impossible - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:22
It was always impossible
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
What are you doing Zebras can't drive Only penguins and people can drive - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:05
What are you doing Zebras can't drive Only penguins and...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Ra da da da da da da da da circus - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:11
Ra da da da da da da da da circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the round - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:13
The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the round
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Marty Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly lady - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:20
Marty Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly lady
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
You're going the wrong way Marty Just call me Marty o Andretti - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:16
You're going the wrong way Marty Just call me Marty o...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
My rock looks smaller than I remember it - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:25
My rock looks smaller than I remember it
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Maybe I am average intelligence after all - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:09
Maybe I am average intelligence after all
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Skipper what about the plane - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:22
Skipper what about the plane
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:26
I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
You were never circus - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:34
You were never circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
I say they can take the animals out of the circus - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:17
I say they can take the animals out of the circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
What do you say we go back - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:09
What do you say we go back
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Show me What are we five - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:06
Show me What are we five
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
I hope this is important Come this way Alice - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:14
I hope this is important Come this way Alice
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
It could Stefano you're a genius - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:12
It could Stefano you're a genius
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
And Melman you're the Brooklyn Bridge - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:06
And Melman you're the Brooklyn Bridge
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
Groans It is impossible - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:23
Groans It is impossible
The Watch
I've seen this stuff before - The Watch 00:09
I've seen this stuff before
The Watch
What the fuck is he doing here - The Watch 00:09
What the fuck is he doing here
The Watch
When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out - The Watch 00:14
When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out
The Watch
Costco is for members only - The Watch 00:04
Costco is for members only
The Watch
Wait a second I've seen this stuff before - The Watch 00:09
Wait a second I've seen this stuff before
The Watch
Whoa What the fuck is he doing here - The Watch 00:09
Whoa What the fuck is he doing here
The Watch
When are you going to take the plunge and knock a few out - The Watch 00:14
When are you going to take the plunge and knock a few out
The Watch
Costco is for members only - The Watch 00:04
Costco is for members only
The Watch
You've been planning an alien invasion in my Costco - The Watch 00:05
You've been planning an alien invasion in my Costco
Little Fockers
What are you even doing here Kevin - Little Fockers 00:13
What are you even doing here Kevin
Little Fockers
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter Greg - Little Fockers 00:27
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter Greg
Little Fockers
You're done I'm getting off the wheel - Little Fockers 00:15
You're done I'm getting off the wheel
Little Fockers
You're not going to erase my son's memory - Little Fockers 00:12
You're not going to erase my son's memory
Little Fockers
Look it's natural to get a little tempted - Little Fockers 00:21
Look it's natural to get a little tempted
Little Fockers
Okay I get it Greg I screwed up - Little Fockers 00:52
Okay I get it Greg I screwed up
Little Fockers
No He's not a doctor - Little Fockers 00:08
No He's not a doctor
Little Fockers
Greg he's not responding to my treatment - Little Fockers 00:08
Greg he's not responding to my treatment
Little Fockers
So I'll be watching you watching me - Little Fockers 00:09
So I'll be watching you watching me
Little Fockers
No it's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens - Little Fockers 00:09
No it's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens
Little Fockers
As an early Hanukkah present - Little Fockers 00:09
As an early Hanukkah present
Little Fockers
No you're You're You're the man - Little Fockers 00:08
No you're You're You're the man
Little Fockers
What the hell - Little Fockers 00:30
What the hell
Little Fockers
Jack did you take one of those pills - Little Fockers 01:04
Jack did you take one of those pills
Little Fockers
Everything's fine - Little Fockers 00:36
Everything's fine
Little Fockers
I know you were telling the truth about Andi Greg - Little Fockers 00:15
I know you were telling the truth about Andi Greg
The Meyerowitz Stories
Pardon me Brian and James who you met - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:16
Pardon me Brian and James who you met
Greenberg
Youth is wasted on the young - Greenberg 00:10
Youth is wasted on the young
Greenberg
You like old things - Greenberg 00:11
You like old things
Greenberg
L just got out of a long relationship - Greenberg 00:16
L just got out of a long relationship
Greenberg
L'll take you to it - Greenberg 00:09
L'll take you to it
Greenberg
All the men out here dress like children - Greenberg 00:06
All the men out here dress like children
Greenberg
Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree - Greenberg 00:28
Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree
Greenberg
Lt's huge to finally embrace the life you never planned on - Greenberg 00:07
Lt's huge to finally embrace the life you never planned on
Greenberg
ROGER Dear Starbucks - Greenberg 00:13
ROGER Dear Starbucks
Greenberg
The thing about you kids is you're all kind of insensitive - Greenberg 00:37
The thing about you kids is you're all kind of insensitive
Greenberg
Can the pool overflow - Greenberg 00:16
Can the pool overflow
Greenberg
L'm not seeing anyone - Greenberg 00:20
L'm not seeing anyone
Greenberg
Can l get another Scotch - Greenberg 00:07
Can l get another Scotch
Greenberg
L know it's the harder more painful decision to stay free - Greenberg 00:07
L know it's the harder more painful decision to stay free
Greenberg
Can we take it slow - Greenberg 00:23
Can we take it slow
The Royal Tenenbaums
What'd you think Dad - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
What'd you think Dad
The Royal Tenenbaums
Is it our fault - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:26
Is it our fault
The Royal Tenenbaums
Hold it Chassie - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:21
Hold it Chassie
Zoolander
Rufus Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me - Zoolander 00:37
Rufus Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me
Zoolander
What is this - Zoolander 00:36
What is this
Zoolander
So I became - Zoolander 00:23
So I became
Zoolander
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good looking - Zoolander 00:09
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really...
Zoolander
I feel really bad that good looking people like us - Zoolander 00:12
I feel really bad that good looking people like us
Zoolander
There was a moment last night - Zoolander 00:22
There was a moment last night
Zoolander
Why do you hate models Matilda - Zoolander 00:22
Why do you hate models Matilda
Zoolander
But why male models - Zoolander 00:19
But why male models
Zoolander
Derek you did it That was amazing - Zoolander 00:16
Derek you did it That was amazing
Zoolander
I've been trying to reach you for a week - Zoolander 00:21
I've been trying to reach you for a week
Zoolander
And most important of all models don't think for themselves - Zoolander 00:12
And most important of all models don't think for themselves
Zoolander
When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class - Zoolander 00:08
When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class
Zoolander
So l guess you can Dere lick my balls c pitan - Zoolander 00:18
So l guess you can Dere lick my balls c pitan
Zoolander
Think about it Derek - Zoolander 00:26
Think about it Derek
Zoolander
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am - Zoolander 00:19
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
Zoolander
Wait a minute - Zoolander 00:15
Wait a minute
Zoolander
Who am I - Zoolander 00:04
Who am I
Zoolander
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius - Zoolander 00:30
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius
Zoolander
I'm not an ambi turner - Zoolander 00:06
I'm not an ambi turner
Zoolander
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid - Zoolander 00:17
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a...
Zoolander
I guess it would have to be the first time I went through the second grade - Zoolander 00:26
I guess it would have to be the first time I went through...
Zoolander
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn't - Zoolander 00:32
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn't
Zoolander
Derek Derek Are you worried about Hansel - Zoolander 00:09
Derek Derek Are you worried about Hansel
Zoolander
Excuse me bro You're excused - Zoolander 00:11
Excuse me bro You're excused
Zoolander
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids - Zoolander 00:15
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids
Zoolander
Done it Done it in a while yeah - Zoolander 00:10
Done it Done it in a while yeah
Zoolander
Yeah you're cool to hide here - Zoolander 00:26
Yeah you're cool to hide here
Zoolander
What do we do when we fall off the horse - Zoolander 00:18
What do we do when we fall off the horse
Zoolander
Well I guess I would have to answer your question with another question - Zoolander 00:12
Well I guess I would have to answer your question with...
Zoolander
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read - Zoolander 00:08
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to...
Zoolander
I thought someone was gonna be reading our eugoogoly - Zoolander 00:07
I thought someone was gonna be reading our eugoogoly
Zoolander
Look I think I know what this is about - Zoolander 00:19
Look I think I know what this is about
Zoolander
You think you're too cool for school - Zoolander 00:15
You think you're too cool for school
Zoolander
Look I gotta go pee - Zoolander 00:12
Look I gotta go pee
Zoolander
So what time is it - Zoolander 00:19
So what time is it
Zoolander
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you - Zoolander 00:24
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you
Zoolander
Derek back on top man - Zoolander 00:14
Derek back on top man
Zoolander
Who am I - Zoolander 00:21
Who am I
Zoolander
What say we settle this on the runway - Zoolander 00:24
What say we settle this on the runway
Zoolander
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander 00:06
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to...
Zoolander
God God - Zoolander 00:09
God God
Zoolander
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life - Zoolander 00:13
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life
Zoolander
Oh snap - Zoolander 00:07
Oh snap
Zoolander
L'm sorry l was whack - Zoolander 00:06
L'm sorry l was whack
Zoolander
Put a cork in it Zane - Zoolander 00:10
Put a cork in it Zane
Zoolander
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day - Zoolander 00:09
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day
Zoolander
So I became - Zoolander 00:53
So I became
Zoolander
I just thought the way you handled losing that award to Hansel - Zoolander 00:22
I just thought the way you handled losing that award to...
Zoolander
For serious - Zoolander 00:07
For serious
Zoolander
Hey you want to hear some great news - Zoolander 00:05
Hey you want to hear some great news
Zoolander
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am - Zoolander 00:19
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
Zoolander
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am - Zoolander 00:19
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
The Cable Guy
Oh my God Oh my God My twin brother's been shot - The Cable Guy 00:21
Oh my God Oh my God My twin brother's been shot
Heavyweights
Attention campers - Heavyweights 00:09
Attention campers
Heavyweights
There you go Eye of the tiger - Heavyweights 00:07
There you go Eye of the tiger
Heavyweights
Oh look A deli meat - Heavyweights 00:15
Oh look A deli meat
Heavyweights
The candy belongs to Seymour Butts - Heavyweights 00:16
The candy belongs to Seymour Butts
Heavyweights
Come on you devil log - Heavyweights 00:12
Come on you devil log
Heavyweights
Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders - Heavyweights 00:36
Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders
Heavyweights
Did you ever hear the story of Icarus - Heavyweights 00:23
Did you ever hear the story of Icarus
Heavyweights
Mm Can you smell it - Heavyweights 00:37
Mm Can you smell it
Heavyweights
Repulse the monkey - Heavyweights 00:19
Repulse the monkey
Heavyweights
No dinner no lunch no breakfast - Heavyweights 00:08
No dinner no lunch no breakfast
Heavyweights
Well congratulations - Heavyweights 00:10
Well congratulations
Heavyweights
So what was your plan - Heavyweights 00:08
So what was your plan
Heavyweights
He's going to get us killed - Heavyweights 00:29
He's going to get us killed
Heavyweights
You picked the wrong man to mess with - Heavyweights 00:11
You picked the wrong man to mess with
Heavyweights
Kiss the ground joker boy - Heavyweights 00:10
Kiss the ground joker boy
Heavyweights
40 push ups 60 Down Now - Heavyweights 00:10
40 push ups 60 Down Now
Heavyweights
Let me make something very clear - Heavyweights 00:20
Let me make something very clear
Heavyweights
Kids at age 12 - Heavyweights 00:30
Kids at age 12
Heavyweights
Hey who wants to be on TV huh - Heavyweights 00:09
Hey who wants to be on TV huh
Heavyweights
Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth - Heavyweights 00:06
Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth
Heavyweights
Attention campers tonight's lecture is - Heavyweights 00:15
Attention campers tonight's lecture is
Heavyweights
Come on - Heavyweights 00:24
Come on
Heavyweights
Good afternoon - Heavyweights 00:14
Good afternoon
Heavyweights
That wouldn't be good - Heavyweights 00:38
That wouldn't be good
Heavyweights
Josh Birnbaum step on up - Heavyweights 00:16
Josh Birnbaum step on up
Your Friends and Neighbors
What are you doing - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:15
What are you doing
Your Friends and Neighbors
You can talk It's not like you're in bed - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:10
You can talk It's not like you're in bed
Your Friends and Neighbors
Say hi to the wife for me would you Sure - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:13
Say hi to the wife for me would you Sure
Your Friends and Neighbors
Come on - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:34
Come on
Your Friends and Neighbors
What It's the truth - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:36
What It's the truth
Your Friends and Neighbors
He's the smart one - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:07
He's the smart one
Your Friends and Neighbors
Of course I do He's my best friend - Your Friends and Neighbors 00:14
Of course I do He's my best friend
Permanent Midnight
WHAT'S THE WORST THING HEROIN DROVE YOU TO DO - Permanent Midnight 00:06
WHAT'S THE WORST THING HEROIN DROVE YOU TO DO
Hubie Halloween
Oh I see you in the hallways - Hubie Halloween 00:03
Oh I see you in the hallways
While We're Young
For the first time in my life - While We're Young 00:09
For the first time in my life
While We're Young
It's like he once saw a sincere person and has been imitating him ever since - While We're Young 00:06
It's like he once saw a sincere person and has been...
While We're Young
No arthritis is a degradation of the joints - While We're Young 00:17
No arthritis is a degradation of the joints
While We're Young
I guess he's just doing that Yeah - While We're Young 00:05
I guess he's just doing that Yeah
While We're Young
I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby - While We're Young 00:20
I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby
While We're Young
Infinite justice they called it at first - While We're Young 00:22
Infinite justice they called it at first
While We're Young
You know fuck you - While We're Young 00:22
You know fuck you
While We're Young
I brought some of it to the Whole Foods near us They're pumped - While We're Young 00:11
I brought some of it to the Whole Foods near us They're...
While We're Young
We didn't know the answers We discovered them - While We're Young 00:06
We didn't know the answers We discovered them
While We're Young
I don't want this to be every time you take a hallucinogen - While We're Young 00:08
I don't want this to be every time you take a hallucinogen
While We're Young
My dad likes to say The more the more - While We're Young 00:09
My dad likes to say The more the more
While We're Young
How's my daughter How does she seem to you - While We're Young 00:06
How's my daughter How does she seem to you
While We're Young
Send pictures of the little man We love you guys - While We're Young 00:06
Send pictures of the little man We love you guys
While We're Young
I do know that documentaries are over - While We're Young 00:40
I do know that documentaries are over
While We're Young
To the Connecticut house this weekend Hey honey - While We're Young 00:12
To the Connecticut house this weekend Hey honey
While We're Young
It's weird you know - While We're Young 00:13
It's weird you know
While We're Young
Leslie are you kidding me You don't care - While We're Young 00:13
Leslie are you kidding me You don't care
Brad's Status
I'm still alive - Brad's Status 00:03
I'm still alive
Brad's Status
But Melanie - Brad's Status 00:13
But Melanie
Brad's Status
Brad Her friend Maya was equally captivating - Brad's Status 00:33
Brad Her friend Maya was equally captivating
Brad's Status
You know when we were walking around today - Brad's Status 00:57
You know when we were walking around today
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Sorry Last time I checked I thought we lived in a free country so - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:15
Sorry Last time I checked I thought we lived in a free...
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Yeah no I heard that I got that Welcome back - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:50
Yeah no I heard that I got that Welcome back
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Remember the other night you were saying something - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:23
Remember the other night you were saying something
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
You two make an adorable couple - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12
You two make an adorable couple
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Criminy we're jimmy jacked - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:17
Criminy we're jimmy jacked
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I'm a failure - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:27
I'm a failure
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
What are you - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08
What are you
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Well lookee here - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:33
Well lookee here
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I'm sorry Hi - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:19
I'm sorry Hi
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I'm afraid this night is their last - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
I'm afraid this night is their last
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Do you know why I became a pilot - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:16
Do you know why I became a pilot
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I take it you have a plan - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06
I take it you have a plan
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Love theme from Titanic Good but not really appropriate - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06
Love theme from Titanic Good but not really appropriate
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
So you're working tonight - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:15
So you're working tonight
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Great but I do know the combination - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:03
Great but I do know the combination
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Hey you know what you should check out is the the Hall of Miniatures - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:17
Hey you know what you should check out is the the Hall of...
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
The Battle of the Smithsonian - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14
The Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and now suddenly - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14
I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and now...
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Well Larry Daley in case you weren't listening - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12
Well Larry Daley in case you weren't listening
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
You certainly know how to make an entrance Mr Daley - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:05
You certainly know how to make an entrance Mr Daley
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
What did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
What did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
What What am I looking at Mardi Gras - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:16
What What am I looking at Mardi Gras
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I am an inventor yeah I invent stuff - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:10
I am an inventor yeah I invent stuff
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Were you guys like friends in college - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:43
Were you guys like friends in college
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04
But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Wow four bars in 1945 - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06
Wow four bars in 1945
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Okay Then why are you staring at me - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:07
Okay Then why are you staring at me
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
And when does he want to meet - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:21
And when does he want to meet
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Lar Huge news We got the Wal Mart meeting - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:26
Lar Huge news We got the Wal Mart meeting
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
I want a go no go for launch - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09
I want a go no go for launch
Night at the Museum: Battle of...
Don't touch the hair - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04
Don't touch the hair
Starsky & Hutch
I like your Lincoln - Starsky & Hutch 00:09
I like your Lincoln
Starsky & Hutch
I like your style - Starsky & Hutch 00:04
I like your style
Starsky & Hutch
Hey there little fella - Starsky & Hutch 00:05
Hey there little fella
Starsky & Hutch
I'm going to take it slow get the feel of it - Starsky & Hutch 00:14
I'm going to take it slow get the feel of it
The Heartbreak Kid
L think there's been a mistake 'cause l'm at table 34 but that's the kids' table - The Heartbreak Kid 00:10
L think there's been a mistake 'cause l'm at table 34 but...
Duplex
So Chick how much is this gonna set us back - Duplex 00:22
So Chick how much is this gonna set us back
Duplex
Tell me about yourselves - Duplex 00:26
Tell me about yourselves
Duplex
We're just totally screwed right - Duplex 00:58
We're just totally screwed right
Duplex
No He didn't think I needed it - Duplex 00:33
No He didn't think I needed it
Duplex
Mr Rose - Duplex 00:11
Mr Rose
Duplex
What are we hobbits - Duplex 00:03
What are we hobbits
Duplex
So this is what it's come to - Duplex 00:20
So this is what it's come to
Duplex
I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs - Duplex 00:17
I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs
Duplex
That's 'cause you don't have a disposal - Duplex 01:00
That's 'cause you don't have a disposal
Duplex
Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've been trying - Duplex 00:50
Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've been trying
Duplex
She's watching Riverdance - Duplex 00:06
She's watching Riverdance
Duplex
Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point - Duplex 01:05
Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point
Duplex
You threw her down the stairs - Duplex 01:07
You threw her down the stairs
Duplex
Okay come on We don't have that much time - Duplex 00:08
Okay come on We don't have that much time
Duplex
What are you doing - Duplex 00:13
What are you doing
Fresh Horses
Look when the horse underneath us drops - Fresh Horses 00:06
Look when the horse underneath us drops
Fresh Horses
Your friend is uh Just shut up - Fresh Horses 00:03
Your friend is uh Just shut up