Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller quotes in movies

Walter Mitty The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Dainty Empire of the Sun poster Empire of the Sun Soap Opera Star Submarine poster Submarine Alex Madagascar poster Madagascar Alex Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Arturo Mendes Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Greg Focker Meet the Parents poster Meet the Parents Michael Grates Reality Bites poster Reality Bites Larry Daley Night at the Museum poster Night at the Museum Guitar Center Guy Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ Tropic Thunder poster Tropic Thunder Ted There's Something About Mary poster There's Something About Mary Bernard Megamind poster Megamind Ben Stiller Don't Think Twice poster Don't Think Twice White Goodman Dodgeball poster Dodgeball Greg Focker Meet the Fockers poster Meet the Fockers Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Reuben Feffer Along Came Polly poster Along Came Polly Alex Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Evan The Watch poster The Watch Derek Zoolander 2 poster Zoolander 2 Greg Focker Little Fockers poster Little Fockers Matthew The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Roger Greenberg Greenberg poster Greenberg Chas Tenenbaum The Royal Tenenbaums poster The Royal Tenenbaums Derek Zoolander Zoolander poster Zoolander Rabbi Jake Schram Keeping the Faith poster Keeping the Faith Sam Sweet The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Mel Coplin Flirting with Disaster poster Flirting with Disaster Tony Perkis Heavyweights poster Heavyweights Lawrence Next of Kin poster Next of Kin Jim Uptegrove Stella poster Stella Jerry Your Friends and Neighbors poster Your Friends and Neighbors Jerry Stahl Permanent Midnight poster Permanent Midnight Self Bros poster Bros Ben Stiller The Trip poster The Trip Orderly Hal Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Josh While We're Young poster While We're Young Guy Locked Down poster Locked Down Brad Sloan Brad's Status poster Brad's Status Larry Daley Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Self The Boys poster The Boys David Starsky Starsky & Hutch poster Starsky & Hutch Self (Cameo) The First Monday in May poster The First Monday in May Ben Stiller Danny Roane: First Time Director poster Danny Roane: First Time Director Eddie The Heartbreak Kid poster The Heartbreak Kid Alex Rose Duplex poster Duplex Tipton Fresh Horses poster Fresh Horses Pluto's Cook Highway to Hell poster Highway to Hell Ben Stiller I'm Still Here poster I'm Still Here Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Self - Actor & Filmmaker The Truth Is in the Stars poster The Truth Is in the Stars Furious Mystery Men poster Mystery Men The Firefighter Orange County poster Orange County Josh Kovaks Tower Heist poster Tower Heist Commander Confessions of an Action Star poster Confessions of an Action Star Self - Ben Stiller Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Steve Arlo Zero Effect poster Zero Effect Tim Dingman Envy poster Envy Self - Opening Video Prank Funny People poster Funny People Self Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Ben Stiller Extras poster Extras Khaka Peü Peü Phineas and Ferb poster Phineas and Ferb Self - Actor Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Silly Sammy Eagleheart poster Eagleheart Rich King of the Hill poster King of the Hill Del Jacobson Workaholics poster Workaholics Vic NewsRadio poster NewsRadio Prometheus Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Mike Maxwell Nutcrackers poster Nutcrackers Self - Audience Member SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Ben Stiller

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Zoolander Why do you hate models MatildaHonestly YesI think they're vain stupid and incredibly self centredI totally agree with youBut how do you feel about male models - Zoolander 00:21
Why do you hate models MatildaHonestly YesI think...
Zoolander When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class - Zoolander 00:07
When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class
Zoolander So I becameWhatBulimicYou can read mindsIt's when you throw up after every mealSee you know what This is exactly what you models do to peopleYou make them feel bad about themselvesMatildaMatilda it's justSo what I throw up after lots of mealsSo do I It's - Zoolander 00:49
So I becameWhatBulimicYou can read mindsIt's when you...
Zoolander Haven't really You haven'tDone it Done it in a while yeahOkay what's a while Like eight days - Zoolander 00:09
Haven't really You haven'tDone it Done it in a...
Zoolander Oh snap - Zoolander 00:04
Oh snap
Zoolander Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day - Zoolander 00:05
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day
Zoolander So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I slip and I start to fallI mean I'm about to die Hot bread ZekeJust falling I'll never forget the terrorWhen suddenly I remember Holy shit Hanselhaven't you been smoking peyote for six straight daysAnd - Zoolander 00:30
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I...
Zoolander There was a moment last nightwhen she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarvesand the Maori tribesmanYeah where I thoughtWow I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman - Zoolander 00:15
There was a moment last nightwhen she was sandwiched between...
Zoolander So what time is itAlmost 5 00 WhatHey guys that show is in three hoursDerek is dead unless we get that evidence Do you guysEasy How about a Good afternoon Derek and HanselThanks for the freak fest last night - Zoolander 00:19
So what time is itAlmost 5 00 WhatHey guys that show is in...
Zoolander Wait a minuteI might just have an ideaThey'll be looking for us at Maury's rightBut they won't be looking forNot us - Zoolander 00:15
Wait a minuteI might just have an ideaThey'll be...
Zoolander I feel really bad that good looking people like usmade you throw up and feel bad about yourself - Zoolander 00:08
I feel really bad that good looking people like usmade you...
Zoolander For serious - Zoolander 00:03
For serious
Zoolander Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek Zoolander anywayThe man has only one look for Christ's sakeBlue Steel Ferrari Le TigreThey're the same faceDoesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pillsI invented the piano key necktieI - Zoolander 01:46
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek...
Zoolander Derek you did it That was amazingI know I turned leftYeah that too But Derekyou saved the prime minister of MalaysiaRight Cool - Zoolander 00:13
Derek you did it That was amazingI know I turned leftYeah...
Zoolander So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for KidsWho Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Toowe teach you that there's more to lifethan just being really really really good lookingRight kids Right - Zoolander 00:14
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for...
Zoolander Hey who wants to hear a story Yeah - Zoolander 00:05
Hey who wants to hear a story Yeah
Meet the Parents Will you marry meYesSeriously Do you think that sounds goodNo Really'Cause I think that kinda sums up NoOh sorry SorrySometimes these catheters can pinch a little bit - Meet the Parents 00:20
Will you marry meYesSeriously Do you think that sounds...
Meet the Parents Take it easy on the sarcasm Humor is entirely wasted on my parentsWhat are they Amish - Meet the Parents 00:08
Take it easy on the sarcasm Humor is entirely wasted on my...
Meet the Parents What are you driving there a FordOh yeah it's a TaurusWe were gonna get a mid size but I figure hey we pull down decent bucksMight as well go all out pop for the full sizeSure Interesting color You pick itOh no the guy at the counter WhyWell they say - Meet the Parents 00:28
What are you driving there a FordOh yeah it's a...
Meet the Parents Oh now Greg you have a very unique last nameWe were curious how do you pronounce itOh just like it's spelledF O C K E RFocker Focker - Meet the Parents 00:22
Oh now Greg you have a very unique last nameWe were curious...
Meet the Parents Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat upHe can't lift the seat GregHe lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs - Meet the Parents 00:13
Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat...
Meet the Parents I mean can you ever really trust another human being GregSure I think so No the answer is you cannot - Meet the Parents 00:13
I mean can you ever really trust another human being...
Meet the Parents Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon huhWhat do you meanYou know the whole drug thingNo I don't know Why don't you tell meSome people think thatto Puff the Magic Dragon means toThey're reallyTo smoke to smokeA marijuana cigaretteWell - Meet the Parents 00:59
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a...
Meet the Parents Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle of champagneMumm's It's on sale for 13 95Really That's it You don't have likea nice like 80 or 100 bottle of somethingYou can get a whole bunch of Mumm's - Meet the Parents 00:17
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle...
Meet the Parents O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and gentleand accommodating GodAnd we thank you O sweet sweet Lord of hostsfor thesmorgasbord you have so aptlylain at our table this dayand each day by dayDay by day by dayO dear Lord three things - Meet the Parents 01:10
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and...
Meet the Parents My Mother by Jack ByrnesYou gave me life you gave me milkYou gave me courageYour name was Angela the angel from heavenBut you were also an angel of God and he needed you tooSelfishly I tried to keep you hereWhile the cancer ate away your organsLike an - Meet the Parents 01:01
My Mother by Jack ByrnesYou gave me life you gave me milkYou...
Meet the Parents I had I had no idea you could milk a catOh yeah you can milk anything with nipplesI have nipples Greg Could you milk me - Meet the Parents 00:13
I had I had no idea you could milk a catOh yeah you can milk...
Meet the Parents Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I desecrated your grandma's remainsfound out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him - Meet the Parents 00:13
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I...
Meet the Parents I'm a realist I understand it's the 21st centuryand you've probably had premarital relations with my daughterBut under our roof it's my way or the Long Island ExpresswayIs that understood Of course yeahGood Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours - Meet the Parents 00:18
I'm a realist I understand it's the 21st...
Meet the Parents Why don't you try that onOh that's OKOh come on We'll have some fun I'll show you how it worksI I shouldn't Why should you be afraidYou have nothing to hide No I knowSo there shouldn't be any problem No there's no problemSo try it on OK - Meet the Parents 00:21
Why don't you try that onOh that's OKOh come on...
Meet the Parents Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate right They'reYou'd be surprised how accurate they are - Meet the Parents 00:09
Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate...
Meet the Parents Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we eat pot roastfor dinner tonight YesWas it under cookedNo it was rare It was a little rare for my tasteBut I wouldn't I'm just kidding I'm justRelax Relax The needles are jumpingHave you ever - Meet the Parents 00:51
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we...
Meet the Parents What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm just going over some of my answersfrom the polygraph test your dad just gave me - Meet the Parents 00:10
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm...
Meet the Parents Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machineWell he doesn't need a machine He's a human lie detectorWhatGreg my father was never in the rare flower businessThat was just his coverHe was in the CIA for 34 yearsHow could you not tell me - Meet the Parents 00:48
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little...
Meet the Parents Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last nightYes she didAs long as you can keep your mouth shut for the rest of your lifeyou're in no immediate dangerI won't tellI'm just being humorous - Meet the Parents 00:22
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last...
Meet the Parents You know Greg's in medicine too LarryOh really What field NursingThat's good No really What fieldNursing - Meet the Parents 00:15
You know Greg's in medicine too LarryOh really What...
Meet the Parents And pay a little visit to the shower fairy - Meet the Parents 00:05
And pay a little visit to the shower fairy
Meet the Parents What Were you just sniffing my boxers dude - Meet the Parents 00:04
What Were you just sniffing my boxers dude
Meet the Parents You scared me - Meet the Parents 00:19
You scared me
Meet the Parents Oh and don't worry about the little covert op all rightI'll keep it on the lowdown Down lowNo doubt - Meet the Parents 00:09
Oh and don't worry about the little covert op all...
Meet the Parents Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you JackWell that's great That's great to give something back like thatI'd love to find time to do volunteer workJust the other day I saw this golden retriever thatHe had like a gimp and he couldn't reallyIt made me - Meet the Parents 00:26
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you...
Meet the Parents I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footstepswho better than ChristGreg's JewishAre you YeahWell so was J C Wow You're in good company - Meet the Parents 00:24
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI...
Meet the Parents It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you might call it a chuppah - Meet the Parents 00:10
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you...
Meet the Parents G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna beHow 'bout a little of both K Dog I'm pretty hungryI think they call that the munchies - Meet the Parents 00:13
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna...
Meet the Parents Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up with the ballcan you jump up and spike it NoI'd have to be pretty high but yeah I bet you would Panama Red - Meet the Parents 00:12
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up...
Meet the Parents Jack Did you flush this toiletMaybe You know what Maybe Jinx flushed itI saw little Jinxy come in last nightand he took a little squat and relieved himselfJinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did he'd never flush itWhat does it matter The - Meet the Parents 00:31
Jack Did you flush this toiletMaybe You know what Maybe Jinx...
Meet the Parents Oh my God What's that smellThat smell Bob is our shitFocker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank is overflowingJack I told you It wasn't me It was JinxFocker I'm not gonna tell you againJinx cannot flush the toilet He's a cat for chrissakesThe - Meet the Parents 00:22
Oh my God What's that smellThat smell Bob is our...
Meet the Parents Benz drives like a dream Lar Let's not make it a nightmare huh - Meet the Parents 00:05
Benz drives like a dream Lar Let's not make it a...
Meet the Parents And the documents Or how about your little phone call in ThaiJack can't talk Thai Oh no DinaJack can talk Thai Jack talk Thai very well - Meet the Parents 00:12
And the documents Or how about your little phone call in...
Meet the Parents Gaylord M Focker Gaylord GaylordYeah that's meI thought your name was Greg It isThat's not what it says on the form I knowIt's my legal name Nobody's called me by it since third gradeWhateverWait wait wait wait So your name's Gay Focker - Meet the Parents 00:25
Gaylord M Focker Gaylord GaylordYeah that's meI thought...
Meet the Parents We're only boarding rows 9 and above right now - Meet the Parents 00:42
We're only boarding rows 9 and above right now
Meet the Parents I'm sorry We're only boarding rows nine and above right nowYou'll have to wait Well I'm in row eightPlease step aside sirIt's just one row Don't you think it's OK if IWe'll call your row momentarilyStep aside sirThank you for waiting We'd like to continue - Meet the Parents 01:04
I'm sorry We're only boarding rows nine and above...
Meet the Parents You're gonna have to check that I got itNo I'm sorry That bag won't fit No I'm not heyI'm not checking my bag OK There's no need to raise your voiceI'm not raising my voice This would be raising my voice to you OKI don't want to check my bagBy the way - Meet the Parents 00:46
You're gonna have to check that I got itNo I'm...
Meet the Parents Sir we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large weGet your grubby little paws off of my bag OKNot like I have a bomb in here it's not like I want to blow up the planeI wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulationsSir sir If you - Meet the Parents 00:41
Sir we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this...
Meet the Parents I've got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardessI was not threatening herI was trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thingYou were acting like a maniac and you threatened her with a bombI said I didn't have a bomb You said - Meet the Parents 00:29
I've got a plane full of people saying you threatened...
Meet the Parents Bye Norm - Meet the Parents 00:04
Bye Norm
Meet the Parents I love your daughter Jack I love her more than anythingBut frankly sir I'm a little terrified of being your son in lawThis whole weekend has given me a lot of doubtsabout whether or not I could even survive in your familyI think you've got some serious - Meet the Parents 00:57
I love your daughter Jack I love her more than anythingBut...
Meet the Parents If you married my daughter would you support herin the way that she deserves to be supportedYesWould you be honest and faithful to herYesWill you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your lifeOf courseGaylord Fockerwill you be my son in law - Meet the Parents 00:26
If you married my daughter would you support herin the way...
Meet the Parents Hey hey check my pulse on this question JackDo I think you're a psycho Yes - Meet the Parents 00:07
Hey hey check my pulse on this question JackDo I think...
Meet the Parents You have another question Sure I got one question for youIt's Can you deal with that - Meet the Parents 00:07
You have another question Sure I got one question for...
The Royal Tenenbaums Is it our fault NoNoObviously we made certain sacrifices as a result of having children but uhNo Lord noThen why'd she ask you to leaveI don't really know anymoreMaybe uh I wasn't as true to her as I could've beenWell she said Let's just drop it shall we - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:26
Is it our fault NoNoObviously we made certain sacrifices as...
The Royal Tenenbaums Hold it ChassieHold it right thereWhat are you doing You're on my teamThere are no teamsThe BB was still lodged between two knucklesin Chas's left hand - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19
Hold it ChassieHold it right thereWhat are you doing...
Duplex Tell me about yourselves - Duplex 00:26
Tell me about yourselves
Duplex What are we hobbits - Duplex 00:03
What are we hobbits
Duplex I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs - Duplex 00:17
I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs
Duplex Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've been trying - Duplex 00:50
Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've...
Duplex Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point - Duplex 01:05
Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point
Duplex What are you doing - Duplex 00:13
What are you doing
Duplex You threw her down the stairs - Duplex 01:07
You threw her down the stairs
Duplex Mr Rose - Duplex 00:11
Mr Rose