Clips with Bernie Mac

Above the Rim I'm not here to start nothing man - Above the Rim 00:16
I'm not here to start nothing man
House Party 3 Boy I miss your father - House Party 3 00:09
Boy I miss your father
House Party 3 If people don't like you if you're being yourself - House Party 3 00:33
If people don't like you if you're being yourself
House Party 3 Whoa My mama dead Now I gotta cut you - House Party 3 00:07
Whoa My mama dead Now I gotta cut you
Friday Put that out man Here come the pastor - Friday 00:36
Put that out man Here come the pastor
Don't Be a Menace to... We didn't even do nothin' - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:50
We didn't even do nothin'
The Players Club Stripping business started in Africa - The Players Club 00:37
Stripping business started in Africa
The Players Club You don t deserve nothin you don t get nothin - The Players Club 00:35
You don t deserve nothin you don t get nothin
The Players Club Don t make us have to search this pIace - The Players Club 00:15
Don t make us have to search this pIace
The Players Club Who the fuck you taIkin to Iike that - The Players Club 00:34
Who the fuck you taIkin to Iike that
Life I the pappy - Life 00:03
I the pappy
Life Your hand nice and supple like a lady - Life 00:05
Your hand nice and supple like a lady
What's the Worst That... Oh my head's ringing Oh oh My whole head is ringing - What's the Worst That Could Happen? 00:06
Oh my head's ringing Oh oh My whole head is ringing
What's the Worst That... That's what I call entertainment - What's the Worst That Could Happen? 00:05
That's what I call entertainment
Bad Santa Get him outta here - Bad Santa 02:57
Get him outta here
Bad Santa Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear - Bad Santa 00:05
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear
Bad Santa I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time sure - Bad Santa 00:08
I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time sure
Bad Santa I just can't help it - Bad Santa 00:15
I just can't help it
Bad Santa What is this - Bad Santa 00:07
What is this
Bad Santa When I look at you you know what I think - Bad Santa 00:06
When I look at you you know what I think
Bad Santa Man is a sexual being - Bad Santa 00:05
Man is a sexual being
Bad Santa That's three of us - Bad Santa 01:00
That's three of us
Bad Santa We split the dough right down the middle - Bad Santa 00:43
We split the dough right down the middle
Bad Santa Sweet Jews for Jesus - Bad Santa 00:05
Sweet Jews for Jesus
Head of State There's no such thing as white collar crime - Head of State 00:16
There's no such thing as white collar crime
Head of State Dress for the job you want not for the job you got - Head of State 00:05
Dress for the job you want not for the job you got
Head of State You can survive a stroke - Head of State 00:08
You can survive a stroke
Mr 3000 That's for banjo hitters - Mr 3000 00:19
That's for banjo hitters
Mr 3000 Do you want to get married - Mr 3000 00:35
Do you want to get married
Mr 3000 Reach out there and get it - Mr 3000 00:14
Reach out there and get it
Ocean's Twelve Let me break it down like a fraction for you about my man Fred Bud Kelly - Ocean's Twelve 00:09
Let me break it down like a fraction for you about my man...
Ocean's Twelve Who did you go to - Ocean's Twelve 00:06
Who did you go to
Ocean's Twelve How much is everybody shortHow much you shortFourteen FourteenAll but 5 million Yeah You gonna start with meYou don't know what it's like to create something from scratchWell with interest I'm short 7 EightI spent about a million mostly on talent - Ocean's Twelve 00:41
How much is everybody shortHow much you shortFourteen...
Guess Who Well who are you Wesley Thompson That's my cab - Guess Who 00:09
Well who are you Wesley Thompson That's my cab
Transformers Manny WhatGet your cousin out of that damn clown suitHe's having a heat stroke againScaring white folksI'm hot Makeup's melting It hurts my eyes - Transformers 00:11
Manny WhatGet your cousin out of that damn clown...
Transformers You come to see me I had toThat practically makes us family Uncle Bobby B baby Uncle Bobby B - Transformers 00:09
You come to see me I had toThat practically makes us family...
Transformers Sam Sam let me talk to youSam your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods - Transformers 00:09
Sam Sam let me talk to youSam your first enchilada of...
Transformers Let me tell you something son A driver don't pick the carThe car'll pick the driverIt's a mystical bond between man and machine - Transformers 00:10
Let me tell you something son A driver don't pick the...
Transformers Son I'm a lot of things but a liar's not one of themEspecially not in front of my mammy That's my mammy Hey MammyDon't be like that If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitchI tell you man she deaf you know - Transformers 00:16
Son I'm a lot of things but a liar's not one of...
Transformers Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me Manny Find out - Transformers 00:04
Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me Manny Find out
Transformers Come on Get out of here - Transformers 00:25
Come on Get out of here
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Look on the bright side After I defeat you and become alpha lionyou'll have more time to spend with your pathetic sonBefore I kick your butt let me ask youWhy do you want to become the alpha lionI'm better looking I have better hair I'm deceivingly - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:23
Look on the bright side After I defeat you and become alpha...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa What's going on hereThey say they're from off the reserveThat's impossible Only people come from off the reserveYou look familiar Do I know youHow could you survive the huntersWe didn't see any hunters - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:18
What's going on hereThey say they're from off the...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa What are you looking at Me NothingThis watering hole doesn't need any more mouths to feedSo skedaddle back to where you came fromIs there a manager we could talk toI see You're here to challenge meWhat No NoThat's what it looks like to meZuba WaitI'm - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:41
What are you looking at Me NothingThis watering hole...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa A markAll right this is a little weirdHoney he's come homeWhatYou've come homeSonDadMom and Dad Mom and DadMom and Dad It's my mom and dadI got a mom and dadMy baby's aliveDad - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:45
A markAll right this is a little weirdHoney he's come...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa That's wonderful Good luck AlakayWhere I'm from we say Break a legThat's my boy - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:09
That's wonderful Good luck AlakayWhere I'm from we...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa You used to call this foofieFoofieFoofieHe doesn't want thatThis is my foofieZuba you better give him his foofie - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:17
You used to call this foofieFoofieFoofieHe doesn't want...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Alakay turn aroundNo Pop it's hop shuffle ball change hip swish turn around - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:08
Alakay turn aroundNo Pop it's hop shuffle ball change...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Did I did I winNo sonHow could this happenYou told us you were a king A king does not get beatI am a king I'm the King of New YorkIt's my stage name Like for when I performPerform - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:21
Did I did I winNo sonHow could this happenYou told us you...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa You should have told us you weren't a real king sonYou never told me I'd have to fight anybodyWhat did you expectI don't know Maybe a little fatherly advice like Hey son it's a fightYou're a lion But I never fought another lionNo I guess not You danceAnd - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:39
You should have told us you weren't a real king sonYou...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Love transcends all differencesWe are gathered here today to celebrate such a loveDo you take each other for better or for worseFor better please - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:19
Love transcends all differencesWe are gathered here today to...
Ocean's Thirteen We're gonna have to let you go Turn in your uniform - Ocean's Thirteen 00:28
We're gonna have to let you go Turn in your uniform
Ocean's Thirteen What'd he say about Samsung - Ocean's Thirteen 00:07
What'd he say about Samsung
Old Dogs You ate the salmon - Old Dogs 00:03
You ate the salmon
Old Dogs Are you crying No I'm not I'm not crying - Old Dogs 00:04
Are you crying No I'm not I'm not crying
Soul Men Get the fuck out - Soul Men 00:43
Get the fuck out