Bill Murray Quotes & Movies

The Grand Budapest Hotel poster

The Grand Budapest Hotel Baloo

The Jungle Book poster

The Jungle Book Dr. Peter Venkman

Ghostbusters poster

Ghostbusters Dr. Peter Venkman

Ghostbusters II poster

Ghostbusters II Martin Heiss

Ghostbusters poster

Ghostbusters Bill Murray

Zombieland: Double Tap poster

Zombieland: Double Tap Boss

Isle of Dogs poster

Isle of Dogs Mr. Bishop

Moonrise Kingdom poster

Moonrise Kingdom Phil

Groundhog Day poster

Groundhog Day Bob Harris

Lost in Translation poster

Lost in Translation Bill Murray

Zombieland poster

Zombieland Steve Zissou

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou poster

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Jeff

Tootsie poster

Tootsie The Businessman

The Darjeeling Limited poster

The Darjeeling Limited Vincent

St Vincent poster

St Vincent Bill Murray (segment "Delirium")

Coffee and Cigarettes poster

Coffee and Cigarettes Don Johnston

Broken Flowers poster

Broken Flowers Frank Cross

Scrooged poster

Scrooged Bill Murray

Space Jam poster

Space Jam Polonius

Hamlet poster

Hamlet Ice Pick

Dumb and Dumber To poster

Dumb and Dumber To John

Stripes poster

Stripes Ernie McCracken

Kingpin poster

Kingpin Carl Spackler

Caddyshack poster

Caddyshack Wallace Ritchie

The Man Who Knew Too Little poster

The Man Who Knew Too Little Bob Wiley

What About Bob? poster

What About Bob? Frank Detorre

Osmosis Jones poster

Osmosis Jones Ken Bowden

Wild Things poster

Wild Things Felix

On the Rocks poster

On the Rocks Mayor Cole

City of Ember poster

City of Ember Garfield

Garfield poster

Garfield Chief Cliff Robertson

The Dead Don't Die poster

The Dead Don't Die Carson Welch

Aloha poster

Aloha Richie Lanz

Rock the Kasbah poster

Rock the Kasbah Badger

Fantastic Mr Fox poster

Fantastic Mr Fox Agent 13

Get Smart poster

Get Smart The American

The Limits of Control poster

The Limits of Control Raleigh St. Clair

The Royal Tenenbaums poster

The Royal Tenenbaums Bosley

Charlie's Angels poster

Charlie's Angels Herman Blume

Rushmore poster

Rushmore Bunny Breckinridge

Ed Wood poster

Ed Wood Frank Milo

Mad Dog and Glory poster

Mad Dog and Glory The Colonel

The Greatest Beer Run Ever poster

The Greatest Beer Run Ever Arthur Howitzer, Jr.

The French Dispatch poster

The French Dispatch Bill Murray

A Very Murray Christmas poster

A Very Murray Christmas Garfield

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties poster

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties Peter Venkman

Ghostbusters: Afterlife poster

Ghostbusters: Afterlife Self

Always at The Carlyle poster

Always at The Carlyle Frank Quinn

Get Low poster

Get Low Richard Campbell

The Monuments Men poster

The Monuments Men Self

Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon poster

Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story... Tommy Crickshaw

Cradle Will Rock poster

Cradle Will Rock Grimm

Quick Change poster

Quick Change Bill Murray

She's Having a Baby poster

She's Having a Baby Nick Kessel

Next Stop, Greenwich Village poster

Next Stop, Greenwich Village Tripper

Meatballs poster

Meatballs Arthur Denton

Little Shop of Horrors poster

Little Shop of Horrors Hunter S. Thompson

Where the Buffalo Roam poster

Where the Buffalo Roam The Writer

The Lost City poster

The Lost City Principal Welles

Vice Principals poster

Vice Principals Lord Krylar

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania poster

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Jack Corcoran

Larger Than Life poster

Larger Than Life Bill Murray the K.

The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash poster

The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash Self

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Bill Murray

Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the nightDo you experience feelings of dread in your basement or atticHave you or any of your family ever seen a spook specter or ghostRay If the answer is yes pick up your phone and call the - Ghostbusters

Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the...

Peter You don't think it's too subtleYou don't think people are gonna drive down and not see the signYou can't park that hereEverybody can relax I found the carNeeds some suspension work and shocksAnd uh brakes brake pads linings steering box transmission - Ghostbusters

Peter You don't think it's too subtleYou...

Any messages NoAny customers No Dr VenkmanIt's a good job isn't itType something will you We're paying for this stuffDon't stare at me You've got the bug eyesJanineSorry about the bug eyes thing I'll be in my office - Ghostbusters

Any messages NoAny customers No Dr VenkmanIt's a good...

I'm Peter venkman May I help you UmWell uh I don't know What I have to say may sound a little unusualThat's all we get day in day out around hereCome into my office miss Barrett Dana Barrett - Ghostbusters

I'm Peter venkman May I help you UmWell uh I don't...

This voice said zuul then I slammed the refrigerator door and leftThat was two days ago and I haven't been back to my apartmentGenerally you don't see that behavior in a major appliance - Ghostbusters

This voice said zuul then I slammed the refrigerator door...

Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance - Ghostbusters

Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a...

Peter Egon what do you thinkShe's telling the truth At least she thinks she isWell of course I'm telling the truth Who would make up a story like thatPeter Some are people who just want attentionOthers are nutballs who come off the streetYou know what it - Ghostbusters

Peter Egon what do you thinkShe's telling the truth At...

I'll take miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her outI'll go check out miss Barrett's apartment Okay - Ghostbusters

I'll take miss Barrett back to her apartment and check...

That's the bedroom But nothing ever happened in thereWhat a crime - Ghostbusters

That's the bedroom But nothing ever happened in...

You know you don't act like a scientistThey're usually pretty stiff You're more like a game show host - Ghostbusters

You know you don't act like a scientistThey're...

You've come all this way Would you like to check the refrigeratorBetter check the fridge Good callOh my godLook at all the junk foodNo Goddamn it This wasn't You eat thisThis wasn't here There was nothing hereThere was a space and a building with flames - Ghostbusters

You've come all this way Would you like to check the...

Peter Let me tell you something about myselfI come home from work to my place and all I have is my workThere's nothing else in my life Dr VenkI meet you and say there's someone with the same problem I haveYes we both have the same problem YouI'm gonna go - Ghostbusters

Peter Let me tell you something about myselfI come home from...

Hey anybody see a ghost - Ghostbusters

Hey anybody see a ghost

It occurred to me we haven't had a successful test of this equipmentI blame myself So do IWell no sense worrying about it now Why worryEach of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his backYep Well let's get ready Switch me on - Ghostbusters

It occurred to me we haven't had a successful test of...

Maid What the hell are you doingSorry I'm sorryWe thought you were someone elseSuccessful testI guess so UhWe'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage that way - Ghostbusters

Maid What the hell are you doingSorry I'm sorryWe...

We'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage that way - Ghostbusters

We'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage...

Come in rayVenkman I saw it I saw itIt's right here rayIt's looking at meRay He's an ugly little spud isn't heI think he can hear youDon't move It won't hurt you - Ghostbusters

Come in rayVenkman I saw it I saw itIt's right here...

He slimed meThat's great Actual physical contactCan you move Egon Ray Come in pleaseI feel so funky - Ghostbusters

He slimed meThat's great Actual physical contactCan you...

All right boysReadyRay I did that I did thatThat's my fault It's okay The table broke the fall - Ghostbusters

All right boysReadyRay I did that I did thatThat's my...

There's something very important I forgot to tell youPeter What Don't cross the streamsWhy It would be badI'm fuzzy on the good bad thing What do you mean badImagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every moleculeIn your body exploding - Ghostbusters

There's something very important I forgot to tell...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa - Ghostbusters

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

I've always wanted to do thisAndThe flowers are still standing On my go signal - Ghostbusters

I've always wanted to do thisAndThe flowers are still...

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider huh - Ghostbusters

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron...

Mr Smith quickly I want that door open nowDonald stand over thereWe came we saw we kicked its assDid you see it What is itRay We got itWhat is it Will there be any more of themWhat you had there was what we refer to as a focusedNon terminal repeating - Ghostbusters

Mr Smith quickly I want that door open nowDonald stand over...

We came we saw we kicked its assDid you see it What is itRay We got itWhat is it Will there be any more of themWhat you had there was what we refer to as a focusedNon terminal repeating phantasm or a class five full roaming vaporReal nasty one tooAnd now - Ghostbusters

We came we saw we kicked its assDid you see it What is itRay...

Twenty four hours a day seven days a weekNo job is too big No fee is too big - Ghostbusters

Twenty four hours a day seven days a weekNo job is too big...

Ray I gotta get some sleep I'm dyingPeter You don't look goodI don't You've looked betterYou didn't used to look like this - Ghostbusters

Ray I gotta get some sleep I'm dyingPeter You...

Yes You're the best one in your row - Ghostbusters

Yes You're the best one in your row

I don't have to take this abuseI got hundreds of people dying to abuse me - Ghostbusters

I don't have to take this abuseI got hundreds of people...

Zuul was the Minion of gozerWhat's gozerGozer was very big in sumeria Well what's he doing in my icebox - Ghostbusters

Zuul was the Minion of gozerWhat's gozerGozer was very...

Miss Barrett you think there is something wrong up here that saysHe enjoys taking his evenings off and spending it with his clientsNo I'm making a special exception in your caseBecauseI respect youIt's corny but I respect you as an artist - Ghostbusters

Miss Barrett you think there is something wrong up here that...

You seem to think there is something wrong up here that says in your mind - Ghostbusters

You seem to think there is something wrong up here that says...

Janine someone with your qualificationsWould have no trouble finding a topflightjob in eitherThe food service or housekeeping industries - Ghostbusters

Janine someone with your qualificationsWould have no trouble...

I represent the environmental protection agency the third districtGreat How's it going down thereAre you Peter venkmanYes I'mDr VenkmanExactly what are you a doctor of Mr VenkmanWell I have Ph D 's in parapsychology and psychologyI seeAnd now you catch - Ghostbusters

I represent the environmental protection agency the third...

I'm worried It's crowded in there and my data pointsTo something big on the horizonWhat do you mean bigWell let's say this twinkie represents the normal amountOf psychokinetic energy in the New York areaAccording to this morning's sample it would be a - Ghostbusters

I'm worried It's crowded in there and my data...

How's the grid holding up Not good - Ghostbusters

How's the grid holding up Not good

Are you the keymasterNot that I know ofAre you the keymasterI'm a friend of his He told me to meet him here - Ghostbusters

Are you the keymasterNot that I know ofAre you the...

What are we doing today zuul Prepare for the coming of gozerGozer huhThe destructorAre we still going out - Ghostbusters

What are we doing today zuul Prepare for the coming of...

Do you want this bodyIs this a trick question - Ghostbusters

Do you want this bodyIs this a trick question

I guess the roses worked huh - Ghostbusters

I guess the roses worked huh

I guess the roses worked huhTake me nowSu b creatu reWe never talk anymore AhhEasy I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed peopleIt's more of a guideline than a rule - Ghostbusters

I guess the roses worked huhTake me nowSu b creatu reWe...

Easy I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed peopleIt's more of a guideline than a rule - Ghostbusters

Easy I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed...

I want you inside meGo ahead No I can'tSounds like you got at least two people in there already - Ghostbusters

I want you inside meGo ahead No I can'tSounds like you...

Lie down there Relax Put your hands on your chestWhat I'd really like to do is talk to DanaI want to talk to DanaDana it's PeterThere is no Dana There is only zuulOh zuulie you nut Come onCome on I want to talk to Dana DanaJust relax Come on DanaDana Can - Ghostbusters

Lie down there Relax Put your hands on your chestWhat...

What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana - Ghostbusters

What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana

Thanks I've got it I have news from the world of gozerWhat is it Peter I'm here with Dana BarrettIt seems the g02 has been putting some movesOn my would be girlfriend How is she - Ghostbusters

Thanks I've got it I have news from the world of...

I think we can get her a guest shot on wild kingdomI just whacked her up with about 300 cc's of thorazineShe's gonna take a little nap now but she says she's the gatekeeper - Ghostbusters

I think we can get her a guest shot on wild kingdomI just...

Janine Egon I tried to stop them He says they have a warrantExcuse me this is private property Shut this off Shut these all offI'm warning you Turning off these machines is hazardousI'll tell you what's hazardous You're facing prosecutionFor a half a - Ghostbusters

Janine Egon I tried to stop them He says they have a...

My friend don't be a jerkStep aside If he does that again you shoot himYou do your job Don't tell me how to do mineThank you officer Shut it off - Ghostbusters

My friend don't be a jerkStep aside If he does that...

Egon The structure of this roof cap is like the telemetry trackerThat NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep spaceCold riveted girders with cores of pure seleniumEverybody getting this so farSo what I guess they just don't make them like they used - Ghostbusters

Egon The structure of this roof cap is like the telemetry...

Ray for a momentPretend that I don't know anything about metallurgyEngineering or physics and just tell me what the hell is going onYou never studied - Ghostbusters

Ray for a momentPretend that I don't know anything...

Hey wait a minute Hey hey hey Hold itAre we going to go before a judge to sayThat a babylonian god is gonna drop in on central park westAnd start tearing up the city Sumerian not babylonianYeah big difference Heh No offenseBut I gotta get my own lawyer - Ghostbusters

Hey wait a minute Hey hey hey Hold itAre we going to go...

Okay ghostbusters The mayor wants to see you guysThe whole island's going crazy Let's goI gotta split The mayor wants to rap with me about some things - Ghostbusters

Okay ghostbusters The mayor wants to see you guysThe whole...

Everything was fine with our system until the power gridWas shutoff by dickless here They caused an explosionIs this true Yes it's true This man has no dickMayor Hey come on Knock it off Hey break it upAll right Well that's what I heard - Ghostbusters

Everything was fine with our system until the power gridWas...

Officially the church will not take any positionOn the religious implications of these phenomenaPersonally LennyI think it's a sign from god But don't quote me on thatThat's a smart move Mike - Ghostbusters

Officially the church will not take any positionOn the...

That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportionsWell what do you mean biblical What he means is old testamentReal wrath of god type stuff ExactlyFire and brimstone down from the skies Rivers and seas boilingForty years of darkness - Ghostbusters

That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical...

If I'm wrong nothing happens We go to jail peacefully quietlyWe'll enjoy itBut if I'm rightAnd we can stop this thingLenny you will have saved the livesOf millions of registered voters - Ghostbusters

If I'm wrong nothing happens We go to jail peacefully...

I'll get you a nice fruit basket I'm going to miss him - Ghostbusters

I'll get you a nice fruit basket I'm going to miss...

Come on let's run some red lights - Ghostbusters

Come on let's run some red lights

Gotta run Got a date with a ghostOkay whatever happens let's be professionals - Ghostbusters

Gotta run Got a date with a ghostOkay whatever happens...

It's all right Don't worry We're fine We can handle itWe can take it They want to play rough - Ghostbusters

It's all right Don't worry We're fine We can...

It's a girlIt's gozer I thought gozer was a manIt's whatever it wants to be Whatever it is it's gotta get by usRightGo get her ray - Ghostbusters

It's a girlIt's gozer I thought gozer was a...

Are you a godRay when someone asks you if you're a god you say yesAll right This chick is toast - Ghostbusters

Are you a godRay when someone asks you if you're a god...

All right This chick is toastGot your stick All Holding itHeat them upAll SmokingMake them hard All ReadyLet's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown - Ghostbusters

All right This chick is toastGot your stick All Holding...

Got your stick All Holding itHeat them upAll SmokingMake them hard All ReadyLet's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown - Ghostbusters

Got your stick All Holding itHeat them upAll SmokingMake...

Nimble little minx isn't she Egon We better go full streamAim for the flattopWasn't so hard - Ghostbusters

Nimble little minx isn't she Egon We better go full...

We neutronized itYou know what that means A complete particle reversalIt's Miller time - Ghostbusters

We neutronized itYou know what that means A complete...

Gozer The choice is made Whoa whoa whoaGozer The traveler has comeNobody choosed anythingDid you choose anything NoDid you My mind is blankI didn't choose anythingI couldn't help itIt just popped in thereWhat What just popped in thereI tried to think - Ghostbusters

Gozer The choice is made Whoa whoa whoaGozer The traveler...

I tried to think of a harmless thingSomething I loved from my childhoodSomething that could never ever possibly destroy usMr Stay puftNice thinking ray - Ghostbusters

I tried to think of a harmless thingSomething I loved from...

Ray has gone bye bye egon What have you got leftSorry venkman I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought - Ghostbusters

Ray has gone bye bye egon What have you got leftSorry...