Clips with Billy Crystal

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The Princess Bride He's afraid Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired himhis confidence is shattered Why'd you say that nameYou promised me that you would never say that nameWhat HumperdinckHumperdinck HumperdinckHumperdinck Humperdinck Humperdinck HumperdinckI'm not listening - The Princess Bride 00:16
He's afraid Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired himhis...
The Princess Bride This is Buttercup's true loveIf you heal him he will stop Humperdinck's weddingHumperdinck ChaWait waitI make him better Humperdinck suffersHumiliations galoreThat is a noble cause Give me the 65 I'm on the job - The Princess Bride 00:20
This is Buttercup's true loveIf you heal him he will...
The Princess Bride Have fun storming the castleThink it'll workIt would take a miracle - The Princess Bride 00:06
Have fun storming the castleThink it'll workIt would...
Memories of Me Mrs Fetrakis - Memories of Me 00:13
Mrs Fetrakis
Memories of Me Dad I'm afraid to go to sleep - Memories of Me 00:25
Dad I'm afraid to go to sleep
Memories of Me I'll lean on you and you just lean on me - Memories of Me 00:13
I'll lean on you and you just lean on me
Memories of Me I'm a heart surgeon for Christ's sake - Memories of Me 00:09
I'm a heart surgeon for Christ's sake
Memories of Me I couldn't catch a ball - Memories of Me 00:12
I couldn't catch a ball
Memories of Me Where is he he lives in Los Angeles - Memories of Me 00:08
Where is he he lives in Los Angeles
Memories of Me I have this patient a boy - Memories of Me 00:16
I have this patient a boy
Memories of Me A woman her age is supposed to live in Florida - Memories of Me 00:10
A woman her age is supposed to live in Florida
Memories of Me I've lived a thousand different lives - Memories of Me 00:08
I've lived a thousand different lives
Memories of Me Let me get this straight before I meet him - Memories of Me 00:07
Let me get this straight before I meet him
When Harry Met Sally That won't even get us out of Chicago Nothing's happened to me yetSo I'm going to New York So something'll happenYes Like whatLike I'm going to journalism schoolSo you can write about things that happen to other people - When Harry Met Sally 00:16
That won't even get us out of Chicago Nothing's...
When Harry Met Sally That's one way to look at it Suppose nothing happensSuppose you never meet anybody you never become anythingthen you die and nobody notices for two weeksuntil the smell drifts into the hall - When Harry Met Sally 00:15
That's one way to look at it Suppose nothing...
When Harry Met Sally Amanda said you had a dark side Thaf's whaf drew her fo meYour dark side Sure Why don'f you have a dark sideI know you probably dot your I s with little heartsI have just as much of a dark side as the next personOh really When I buy a new book I always - When Harry Met Sally 00:24
Amanda said you had a dark side Thaf's whaf drew her fo...
When Harry Met Sally No you're too busy being happy Ever think about deathYes Sure you do A fleeting thoughtthat drifts in and out of the transom of your mind I spend daysAnd this makes you a better personLook when the shit comes down I'm gonna be prepared and you're notIn - When Harry Met Sally 00:22
No you're too busy being happy Ever think about...
When Harry Met Sally You're wrong I'm nof wrong He wanfs her fo leaveThaf's why he pufs her on fhe plane She doesn'f wanf fo sfayOf course she wanfs fo sfayWouldn'f you rafher be wifh Bogart fhan fhe ofher guyI don'f wanna spend my life in Casablancamarried fo a man who runs - When Harry Met Sally 00:41
You're wrong I'm nof wrong He wanfs her fo...
When Harry Met Sally Forget about what It's not importantNo just tell meObviously you haven't had great sex yet - When Harry Met Sally 00:10
Forget about what It's not importantNo just tell...
When Harry Met Sally What With whom did you have this great sexI'm not gonna tell you thatFine Don't tell meShel Gordon Shel SheldonNo No you did not have great sex with SheldonI did too No you didn'tA Sheldon can do your taxes If you need a root canal Sheldon's your manBut - When Harry Met Sally 00:41
What With whom did you have this great sexI'm not gonna...
When Harry Met Sally What can I get you I'll have a number threeThe chef's salad with the oil and vinegar on the sideAnd the apple pie à la modeChef and apple à la modeBut I'd like the pie heated and I want the ice cream on the sideI'd like strawberry if you have itIf not - When Harry Met Sally 00:28
What can I get you I'll have a number threeThe...
When Harry Met Sally How come you broke up with Sheldon How do you know we broke upIf you didn't you wouldn't be with me You'd be with Shel the Wonder Schlong - When Harry Met Sally 00:10
How come you broke up with Sheldon How do you know we broke...
When Harry Met Sally Well it was because he was jealous and I had these days of the week underpantsSorry I need a judge's rulingDays of the week underpants YesThey had days of the week on them and I thought they were funnyThen one day Sheldon says to me You never wear - When Harry Met Sally 00:32
Well it was because he was jealous and I had these days of...
When Harry Met Sally Do I have something on my faceYou're a very attractive personThank youAmanda never said how attractive you wereMaybe she doesn't think I'm attractiveI don't think it's a matter of opinion Empirically you are attractive - When Harry Met Sally 00:20
Do I have something on my faceYou're a very attractive...
When Harry Met Sally Can't a man say a woman is attractive without it being a come onAll right all rightLet's just say just for the sake of argument that it was a come onWhat d'you want me to do about it I take it back OK I take it back - When Harry Met Sally 00:16
Can't a man say a woman is attractive without it being...
When Harry Met Sally Just let it lieOK Great Let it lie That's my policyThat's what I always say Let it lieWanna spend the night in a motelSee I didn't let it lie HarryI said I would then I didn'tHarry WhatWe are just going to be friends OKGreat Friends It's the best thing - When Harry Met Sally 00:26
Just let it lieOK Great Let it lie That's my...
When Harry Met Sally You realize fhaf we could never be friendsWhy not What I'm saying isand this is not a come on in any way shape or formis that men and women can't be friends'cause the sex part always gets in the wayThat's not trueI have a number of men friends and there - When Harry Met Sally 01:08
You realize fhaf we could never be friendsWhy not What...
When Harry Met Sally Thanks for the ride Yeah It was interestingIt was nice knowing you YeahWell have a nice life You too - When Harry Met Sally 00:22
Thanks for the ride Yeah It was interestingIt was nice...
When Harry Met Sally You went with her Was it worth itThe sacrifice for a friend you no longer seeHarry you might not believe thisbut I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice - When Harry Met Sally 00:13
You went with her Was it worth itThe sacrifice for a friend...
When Harry Met Sally You wanted to be a gymnast Journalist - When Harry Met Sally 00:15
You wanted to be a gymnast Journalist
When Harry Met Sally That is why I never do that at the beginningWhy Because eventually things move onand you don't take someone I never wanted anyone to sayHow come you never take me to the airport any moreIt's amazing You look normal but actually you are the Angel of Death - When Harry Met Sally 00:21
That is why I never do that at the beginningWhy Because...
When Harry Met Sally Yeah Plus you get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thingWhat whole thingThe whole life of a single guy thingYou meet someone you have the safe lunch you decide to move on to dinnerYou go dancing you do the white man's overbitego back to - When Harry Met Sally 00:44
Yeah Plus you get to a certain point where you get tired of...
When Harry Met Sally How long do you like to be held afterwards All night right - When Harry Met Sally 00:14
How long do you like to be held afterwards All night right
When Harry Met Sally Would you like to have dinner Just friendsYou don't believe men and women can be friendsWhen did I say that On the ride to New YorkNo no no no I never said thatYes that's right They can't be friendsUnless both are involved with someone Then they can I - When Harry Met Sally 00:56
Would you like to have dinner Just friendsYou don't...
When Harry Met Sally When did this happen Friday Helen comes home from workand she says I don't know if I wanna be married any moreLike it's the institutionNothing personal just something she's been thinking aboutI'm calm I say Why don't we take time to think about itDon't - When Harry Met Sally 01:47
When did this happen Friday Helen comes home from workand...
When Harry Met Sally Marriages don't break up due to infidelityIt's a symptom something else is wrongOh really Well that symptom is fucking my wife - When Harry Met Sally 00:11
Marriages don't break up due to infidelityIt's a...
When Harry Met Sally You're not with Joe any more We just broke upOh I'm sorry That's too badYeah Well you know - When Harry Met Sally 00:13
You're not with Joe any more We just broke upOh...
When Harry Met Sally At least I got the apartment That's what everybody says to meBut really what's so hard about finding an apartmentYou read the obituary columnYou find out who died go to the building and then you tip the doormanIt'd be easier if they combined obituaries - When Harry Met Sally 00:27
At least I got the apartment That's what everybody says...
When Harry Met Sally You were just so uptight then You're much softer nowI hate that kind of remark It sounds like a compliment but it's an insultOK you're still as hard as nails - When Harry Met Sally 00:12
You were just so uptight then You're much softer nowI...
When Harry Met Sally I didn't wanna sleep with you so you wrote it off as a character flawinstead of dealing with the possibilityit might have something to do with youWhat's the statute of limitations on apologiesTen yearsI can just get it in under the wire - When Harry Met Sally 00:20
I didn't wanna sleep with you so you wrote it off as a...
When Harry Met Sally Would you like to have dinner with me sometimeAre we becoming friends nowWellYeahGreat A woman friendYou may be the first attractive womanI've not wanted to sleep with in my entire lifeThat's wonderful Harry - When Harry Met Sally 00:26
Would you like to have dinner with me sometimeAre we...
When Harry Met Sally You may be the first attractive woman - When Harry Met Sally 00:14
You may be the first attractive woman
When Harry Met Sally No I was watching Casablanca ChannelEleven Thank you Got itSo you'd be happier with Victor Laszlo than with Humphrey BogartWhen did I say that When we drove to New YorkI never said that I'd never say that All right fine Have it your way - When Harry Met Sally 00:20
No I was watching Casablanca ChannelEleven Thank you Got...
When Harry Met Sally 'Cause I haven't been sleeping I really miss HelenMaybe I'm coming down with something I watched Leave It to Beaver in SpanishBuenos días Señor Cleaver Dónde están Wallace y TheodoreI'm not well - When Harry Met Sally 00:18
'Cause I haven't been sleeping I really miss...
When Harry Met Sally I went to bed at 7 30 I haven't done that since third gradeThat's the good thing about depression you restI'm not depressed OK Fine - When Harry Met Sally 00:12
I went to bed at 7 30 I haven't done that since third...
When Harry Met Sally Do you still sleep on the same side of the bedI did for a while but now I'm using the whole bedGod that's great I feel weird when just my leg wanders over - When Harry Met Sally 00:13
Do you still sleep on the same side of the bedI did for a...
When Harry Met Sally I miss herI don't miss him I really don't Not even a littleYou know what I missI miss the idea of himMaybe I only miss the idea of HelenNo I miss the whole Helen - When Harry Met Sally 00:20
I miss herI don't miss him I really don't Not even...
When Harry Met Sally Ingrid Bergman She's low maintenance - When Harry Met Sally 00:05
Ingrid Bergman She's low maintenance
When Harry Met Sally Low maintenance There are two kinds of womenHigh maintenance and low maintenance And Ingrid is low maintenanceAn Im definitelyWhich one am I The worst kindYou're high maintenance but you think you're lowI don't see that You don't see thatWaiter a house - When Harry Met Sally 00:34
Low maintenance There are two kinds of womenHigh maintenance...
When Harry Met Sally Basically it's the same one I've had since I was 12What happens No it's It's too embarrassingDon't tell me OK there's this guyWhat's he look likeI don't know He's just kinda facelessA faceless guy OK Then what happensHe rips off my clothesThen what - When Harry Met Sally 00:38
Basically it's the same one I've had since I was...
When Harry Met Sally Like this No To repeat after mePepper PepperPepper PepperPepper PepperWaiter there is too much pepper on my paprikashWaiter there is too much pepper on my paprikashBut I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie - When Harry Met Sally 00:22
Like this No To repeat after mePepper PepperPepper...
When Harry Met Sally I think hieroglyphics are really a comic strip about a character named Sphinxy - When Harry Met Sally 00:07
I think hieroglyphics are really a comic strip about a...
When Harry Met Sally The first date back is always the toughest HarryYou only had one dateHow do you know it won't get worse How much worse can it getthan finishing dinner having him pull a hair out of my head and floss with itWe're talking dream date compared to my horror - When Harry Met Sally 00:19
The first date back is always the toughest HarryYou only had...
When Harry Met Sally We're talking dream date compared to my horrorIt started out fine She's a very nice personAnd we're talking in this Ethiopian restaurant she wanted to go toI was making jokes like I didn't know they had food in EthiopiaThis'll be a quick meal I'll order - When Harry Met Sally 00:22
We're talking dream date compared to my horrorIt...
When Harry Met Sally I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to schoolShe says Michigan State And this reminds me of HelenAll of a sudden I'm in the middle of an anxiety attackmy heart's beatin' fast and I start sweatin' like a pigHelen went to Michigan State No - When Harry Met Sally 00:21
I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to...
When Harry Met Sally I got so upset I had to leave the restaurantHarry I think this takes a long timeIt might be months before we're able to enjoy going out with someone newYeahMaybe longer before we're able to go to bed with someone newOh I went to bed with herYou went to - When Harry Met Sally 00:25
I got so upset I had to leave the restaurantHarry I think...
When Harry Met Sally You're afraid to let yourself be happyWhy can't you gimme credit for this This is a big thing for meI never had a relationship with a woman that didn't involve sex I'm growingAre you finishedI got a stack o' quarters I was here firstWere not Was tooWere - When Harry Met Sally 00:23
You're afraid to let yourself be happyWhy can't...
When Harry Met Sally It's very freeing I can say anything to herAre you saying you can say things to her you can't say to meNo it's just a different perspectiveI get the woman's point of view on thingsShe tells me about the men she sees and I talk to her about the women I - When Harry Met Sally 00:41
It's very freeing I can say anything to herAre you...
When Harry Met Sally Why are you upset This isn't about you - When Harry Met Sally 00:04
Why are you upset This isn't about you
When Harry Met Sally How do you know that they're really What're you saying They fake orgasmIt's possible Get outta hereWhy Most women at one time or another have faked itThey haven't faked it with me How do you knowBecause I knowOh Right That's rightI forgot You're a manWhat - When Harry Met Sally 00:34
How do you know that they're really What're you...
When Harry Met Sally You don't think I could tell the differenceNo Get outta hereOhAre you OKOh GodOh GodOhOhOh GodOh yeah right thereOh Oh OhOh God OhYes Yes YesYes YesYes OhOh yes Yes Yes OhYes Yes YesOh Oh OhOh God - When Harry Met Sally 01:17
You don't think I could tell the differenceNo Get outta...
When Harry Met Sally When someone's not attractive they're described as having a good personalityIf you'd asked about looks and I'd said She has a good personalityshe's not attractiveBut because I mentioned she has a good personality she can be eitherAttractive with a good - When Harry Met Sally 00:24
When someone's not attractive they're described as...
When Harry Met Sally So which one is she Attractive - When Harry Met Sally 00:09
So which one is she Attractive
When Harry Met Sally I like it It works It says home to meAll right All right We'll let Harry and Sally be the judgeWhat do you thinkIt's nice Case closedOf course he likes it he's a guySallyWhat's so awful about itIt's so awful there's no way to begin to explain what's so - When Harry Met Sally 00:36
I like it It works It says home to meAll right All right...
When Harry Met Sally Right now everything is greatEveryone is happy and in love and that's wonderfulBut sooner or later you'll be screaming at each otherabout who'll get this dishThis 8 dish will cost 1 000 in callsto the legal firm of That's mine this is yoursHarry - When Harry Met Sally 00:50
Right now everything is greatEveryone is happy and in love...
When Harry Met Sally Don't you experience feelings of loss I don't have to take this crapIf you're over Joe why not see peopleI see peopleSee people Have you slept with one person since JoeWhat the hell does that have to do with anythingThat will prove I'm over Joe because I - When Harry Met Sally 00:50
Don't you experience feelings of loss I don't have...
When Harry Met Sally Baby talk What's that That's not a sayingBut baby fish mouth is sweeping the nation I hear them talking - When Harry Met Sally 00:09
Baby talk What's that That's not a sayingBut baby...
When Harry Met Sally Does Julian seem a little stuffy to youHe's a good guy You should talk to himHe's too tall to talk to - When Harry Met Sally 00:08
Does Julian seem a little stuffy to youHe's a good guy...
When Harry Met Sally Emily is terrificYeah But when I asked where she waswhen Kennedy was shot she said Ted Kennedy was shot - When Harry Met Sally 00:08
Emily is terrificYeah But when I asked where she waswhen...
When Harry Met Sally Yours HelloSorry to call so early Are you all rightNo one I know would call at this hourNo one I know would call It's awfulI need to talk What happenedHarry came over I went to Sally'sI was upset Joe was marrying One thing led to anotherBefore I knew it - When Harry Met Sally 00:44
Yours HelloSorry to call so early Are you all rightNo one I...