Clips with Billy Crystal

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Fathers' Day Jack look at this - Fathers' Day 00:08
Jack look at this
Fathers' Day 5 000 in cash What's he doing with 5 000 in cash - Fathers' Day 00:22
5 000 in cash What's he doing with 5 000 in cash
Fathers' Day What happened - Fathers' Day 00:26
What happened
Fathers' Day What is this outfit - Fathers' Day 00:13
What is this outfit
Fathers' Day He spent the money from drug dealers - Fathers' Day 00:19
He spent the money from drug dealers
Fathers' Day Why are you trying to help me - Fathers' Day 00:14
Why are you trying to help me
Fathers' Day Whoa whoa whoa Where are you going speedy - Fathers' Day 00:08
Whoa whoa whoa Where are you going speedy
Fathers' Day I guess but this kid is a major pain in the ass - Fathers' Day 00:17
I guess but this kid is a major pain in the ass
Fathers' Day This is The wives of Christmas past conversation - Fathers' Day 00:13
This is The wives of Christmas past conversation
Fathers' Day Well Scotty you're boring - Fathers' Day 00:20
Well Scotty you're boring
Fathers' Day This is for my fine - Fathers' Day 00:25
This is for my fine
Fathers' Day You know what - Fathers' Day 01:01
You know what
Fathers' Day He was lying to me but I still feel great - Fathers' Day 00:14
He was lying to me but I still feel great
Analyze This My name is Ben Sobel - Analyze This 01:08
My name is Ben Sobel
Analyze This Call the Vatican - Analyze This 00:16
Call the Vatican
Analyze This Just hit the pillow - Analyze This 00:27
Just hit the pillow
Analyze This You're not coming to my wedding - Analyze This 00:21
You're not coming to my wedding
Analyze This You see my picture in the paper - Analyze This 00:16
You see my picture in the paper
Analyze This If I talk to you - Analyze This 00:10
If I talk to you
Analyze This I am sealing the vent in your room - Analyze This 00:28
I am sealing the vent in your room
Analyze This I got news for you - Analyze This 00:35
I got news for you
Analyze This I couldn't get it up last night - Analyze This 00:14
I couldn't get it up last night
Analyze This Don't that prove I'm motivated - Analyze This 00:25
Don't that prove I'm motivated
Analyze This Not being able to perform three or four times - Analyze This 00:28
Not being able to perform three or four times
Analyze This What is my goal here - Analyze This 00:05
What is my goal here
Analyze This You're turning  me  down - Analyze This 00:26
You're turning me down
Analyze This What happened with your wife last night - Analyze This 00:24
What happened with your wife last night
Analyze This I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak - Analyze This 00:08
I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak
Analyze This I hear it all the time - Analyze This 00:12
I hear it all the time
Analyze This They threw me in the shark tank - Analyze This 00:09
They threw me in the shark tank
Analyze This I am redefining weird on an hourly basis - Analyze This 00:08
I am redefining weird on an hourly basis
Analyze This You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session - Analyze This 00:09
You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of...
Analyze This You said you were fighting - Analyze This 00:21
You said you were fighting
Analyze This People get depressed - Analyze This 00:27
People get depressed
Analyze This I'm no longer your doctor - Analyze This 00:15
I'm no longer your doctor
Analyze This Whoever did that thing to you know who - Analyze This 01:06
Whoever did that thing to you know who
Analyze This I'm Agent Steadman - Analyze This 00:19
I'm Agent Steadman
Analyze This But the black milk dream is also about your father - Analyze This 00:24
But the black milk dream is also about your father
Analyze This This is impossible - Analyze This 00:10
This is impossible
Analyze This Is stop whining about this pathetic loser - Analyze This 00:32
Is stop whining about this pathetic loser
Analyze This I took care of it - Analyze This 00:36
I took care of it
Analyze This Don't kid yourself - Analyze This 00:09
Don't kid yourself
Analyze This Can I ask you one last question - Analyze This 01:18
Can I ask you one last question
Analyze This Paul come on - Analyze This 00:10
Paul come on
Analyze This That one's mine - Analyze This 00:16
That one's mine
Analyze This I wasn't really gonna whack you - Analyze This 00:11
I wasn't really gonna whack you
Analyze This Here's what I think you should do - Analyze This 00:43
Here's what I think you should do
Analyze This This is serious - Analyze This 00:20
This is serious
Analyze This I'm a psychiatrist - Analyze This 00:11
I'm a psychiatrist
Analyze This You broke my heart - Analyze This 00:06
You broke my heart
Analyze This The first thing or the second thing - Analyze This 00:29
The first thing or the second thing
Analyze This Yes you are You are something You You - Analyze This 00:32
Yes you are You are something You You
Monsters, Inc Hey Good morning MonstropolisIt's now five after the hour of 6 00 a min the big monster cityTemperature's a balmy 65 degreeswhich is good news for you reptilesand it looks like it's going to be a perfect dayto maybe hey just lie in bed sleep inor simply - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Hey Good morning MonstropolisIt's now five after the...
Monsters, Inc Scary feet scary feet scary feetOop The kid's awakeOkay scary feet scary feet scary feet scary feetKid's asleeproaringTwins In a bunk bedgrowlingOoh I thought I had you there - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Scary feet scary feet scary feetOop The kid's awakeOkay...
Monsters, Inc I don't know but it's been saidI love scaring kids in bed - Monsters, Inc 00:05
I don't know but it's been saidI love scaring kids...
Monsters, Inc Come on fight that plaque Fight that plaqueScary monsters don't have plaque - Monsters, Inc 00:05
Come on fight that plaque Fight that plaqueScary monsters...
Monsters, Inc 1 1 8 do you have 1 1 9Do I see 1 20Oh I don't believe itI'm not even breaking a sweatNot youLook The new commercial's on - Monsters, Inc 00:11
1 1 8 do you have 1 1 9Do I see 1 20Oh I don't believe...
Monsters, Inc I can't believe itOh MikeI was on TVDid you see me I'm a natural - Monsters, Inc 00:09
I can't believe itOh MikeI was on TVDid you see me...
Monsters, Inc HelloI knowHey wasn't I greatDid the whole family see itIt's your momWhat can I say The camera loves me - Monsters, Inc 00:10
HelloI knowHey wasn't I greatDid the whole family see...
Monsters, Inc I'm telling you big daddyyou're going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more oftenYeah Like on Monstropolis's Most Wantedoocking laughterYou've been jealous of my good lookssince the fourth grade pal - Monsters, Inc 00:12
I'm telling you big daddyyou're going to be seeing...
Monsters, Inc Hey hey hey hey hey Where you going What are you doing Mikey there's a scream shortage - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Hey hey hey hey hey Where you going What are you doing Mikey...
Monsters, Inc MIKE Hey genius you want to know whyI bought the car HuhNot reallyTo drive itYou know like on the streetWith the honk honk and the vroom vroomand no walking involvedoock whiningGive it a rest will you butterballCome on you could use the exerciseI could - Monsters, Inc 00:19
MIKE Hey genius you want to know whyI bought the car HuhNot...
Monsters, Inc Hey TedGood morningcluckingSee that MikeyTed's walking to workBig dealGuy takes five steps and he's there - Monsters, Inc 00:14
Hey TedGood morningcluckingSee that MikeyTed's walking...
Monsters, Inc Morning SulleyMorning RickyHey it's the SullsterSee you on the scare floor buddyHey Marge Hey how was jury dutyMorning SulleyHey - Monsters, Inc 00:10
Morning SulleyMorning RickyHey it's the SullsterSee you...
Monsters, Inc Hey Mr SullivanGuys I told you call me Sulleynervous gigglingI don't think soWe just wanted to wish you good luck todayHey Hey hey hey heyCome on get lost you twoYou're making him lose his focusOh SorrySee you later fellasGo get 'em Mr SullivanQuiet - Monsters, Inc 00:23
Hey Mr SullivanGuys I told you call me Sulleynervous...
Monsters, Inc Oh Schmoopsie poo - Monsters, Inc 00:06
Oh Schmoopsie poo
Monsters, Inc So uh are we going anywhere special tonightI just got us into a little placecalled um Harryhausen'sgaspsHarryhausen'sBut it's impossible to get a reservation thereNot for Googley BearI will see you at quitting timeand not a minute laterOkay - Monsters, Inc 00:27
So uh are we going anywhere special tonightI just got us...
Monsters, Inc That's it She is the oneI'm happy for youOh and uh thanks for hooking me upwith those reservationsOh no problem They're under the name Googley BearOh good ideYou know that wasn't very funny - Monsters, Inc 00:13
That's it She is the oneI'm happy for youOh and uh...
Monsters, Inc What do you knowIt scares little kids and little monstersI wasn't scaredI have allergies - Monsters, Inc 00:09
What do you knowIt scares little kids and little monstersI...
Monsters, Inc One of these days I am reallygoing to let you teach that guy a lesson - Monsters, Inc 00:07
One of these days I am reallygoing to let you teach that guy...