Clips with Billy Crystal

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Monsters, Inc MIKE Good morning Rozmy succulent little garden snailAnd who would we be scaring todayWazowski you didn't file your paperwork last nightOh that darn paperworkWouldn't it be easier if it all just blew awaychair squeakingDon't let it happen againYes well - Monsters, Inc 00:30
MIKE Good morning Rozmy succulent little garden snailAnd who...
Monsters, Inc You're the boss You're the bossYou're the big hairy boss - Monsters, Inc 00:04
You're the boss You're the bossYou're the big...
Monsters, Inc Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey! - Monsters, Inc 00:46
Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey!
Monsters, Inc Whew Hey can I borrow your odorantYeah I got uhsmelly garbage or old dumpsterYou got low tideNoHow about wet dogYep Stink it up - Monsters, Inc 00:12
Whew Hey can I borrow your odorantYeah I got uhsmelly...
Monsters, Inc You know I am so romanticsometimes I think I should just marry myselfGive me a break MikeWhat a night of romance I got ahead of meTonight is about meand CeliaOoh the love boat is about to set sailioitating ship horn'Cause I got to tell you buddythat face - Monsters, Inc 00:20
You know I am so romanticsometimes I think I should just...
Monsters, Inc Hello WazowskiFun filled evening planned for tonightWell as a matter of factThen I'm sure you filed your paperworkcorrectly for onceYour stunned silence is very reassuring - Monsters, Inc 00:17
Hello WazowskiFun filled evening planned for tonightWell as...
Monsters, Inc On my desk SulleyThe pink copies go to Accountingthe fuchsia ones go to Purchasingand goldenrod ones go to RozHuhLeave the puce - Monsters, Inc 00:09
On my desk SulleyThe pink copies go to Accountingthe fuchsia...
Monsters, Inc Oh Michael I've had a lot of birthdaywell not a lot of birthdaysbut this is the best birthday everHmmWhat are you looking atI was just thinkingabout the first time I laid eye on youhow pretty you lookedStop itYour hair was shorter thenMm hmm I'm thinking - Monsters, Inc 00:35
Oh Michael I've had a lot of birthdaywell not a lot of...
Monsters, Inc Get out of here You're ruining everythingI went back to get your paperworkand there was a doorWhatrattlingA doorRandall was in itWait a minute RandallThat cheaterHe's trying to boost his numbersThere's something elseWhatOok lay in the ag bayWhatLook in - Monsters, Inc 00:23
Get out of here You're ruining everythingI went back to...
Monsters, Inc That now is the time to panic - Monsters, Inc 00:11
That now is the time to panic
Monsters, Inc Hey hey that's itNo one touches little Mikey - Monsters, Inc 00:05
Hey hey that's itNo one touches little Mikey
Monsters, Inc How could I do thisHow could I be so stupidThis could destroy the companyThe companyWho cares about the companyWhat about usThat thing is a killing machineLa la la la la laI bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleepand then whamOh we're easy prey my - Monsters, Inc 00:21
How could I do thisHow could I be so stupidThis could...
Monsters, Inc I have a plan hereUsing mainly spoons we dig a tunnel under the cityand release it into the wildSpoonsThat's it I'm out of ideasWe're closed Hot air balloonToo expensive Giant slingshotToo conspicuousEnormous wooden horse Too Greek - Monsters, Inc 00:18
I have a plan hereUsing mainly spoons we dig a tunnel under...
Monsters, Inc Hey Mike this might sound crazybut I don't think that kid's dangerousReally Well in that case let's keep itI always wanted a pet that could kill me - Monsters, Inc 00:10
Hey Mike this might sound crazybut I don't think that...
Monsters, Inc Just think about a few names will youLoch Ness Bigfoot the Abominable Snowmanthey all got one thing in common pal banishmentWe could be next - Monsters, Inc 00:11
Just think about a few names will youLoch Ness Bigfoot the...
Monsters, Inc Oh hello little oneWhere did you come fromMr WaternooseAh James Is this one yoursActually that's my uh cousin's sister's daughter sirYeah it's uh''Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day ''Hmm must have missed the memo - Monsters, Inc 00:18
Oh hello little oneWhere did you come fromMr WaternooseAh...
Monsters, Inc Roz my tender oozing blossomyou're looking fabulous todayIs that a new haircutCome on tell meIt's a new haircut isn't itThat's got to be a new haircutNew make up You've had a liftYou've had a tuck You've had somethingSomething has been inserted in your - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Roz my tender oozing blossomyou're looking fabulous...
Monsters, Inc Mike that's not her doorWhat are you talking aboutOf course it's her door It's her doorNo her door was white and it had flowers on itNo It must have been dark last nightbecause this is its doorpolka ousic playingHey you hear thatSounds like fun in - Monsters, Inc 00:30
Mike that's not her doorWhat are you talking aboutOf...
Monsters, Inc Mike this isn't Boo's doorBoo What's BooThat's what I decided to call herIs there a problemSulley you're not supposed to name itOnce you name it you start getting attached to itNow put that thingback where it came from or so help meOh heyWe're rehearsing - Monsters, Inc 00:41
Mike this isn't Boo's doorBoo What's...
Monsters, Inc Somebody else will find the kidIt'll be their problem not oursShe's out of our hairWhat are you two doingThey're rehearsing a playShe's out of our hair - Monsters, Inc 00:12
Somebody else will find the kidIt'll be their problem...
Monsters, Inc So what do you think of that kid getting out SullivanPretty crazy huhOh yeah crazyWord on the street is the kid'sbeen traced back to this factoryYou haven't seen anything have youUh well uhNo no wayBut if it was an inside jobI'd put my money on - Monsters, Inc 00:24
So what do you think of that kid getting out SullivanPretty...
Monsters, Inc Last night was one of the worst nightsof my entire life bar nonehissingI thought you cared about meHoney pleaseSchmoopsie I thought you liked sushiCELIA Sushi SushiYou think this is about sushi - Monsters, Inc 00:17
Last night was one of the worst nightsof my entire life bar...
Monsters, Inc Where's the kidKid What kidIt's here in the factory isn't itYou're not pinning this on meIt never would have gotten outif you hadn't been cheating last nightCheatingCheating RightOkay I think I know how to make this all go awayWhat happens when the - Monsters, Inc 00:58
Where's the kidKid What kidIt's here in the...
Monsters, Inc I I can still hear her little voiceBOO Mike WazowskiHey I can hear her tooBABY MONSTERS Mike WazowskiHow many kids you got in there - Monsters, Inc 00:11
I I can still hear her little voiceBOO Mike WazowskiHey I...
Monsters, Inc Boo are you all right I was so worried I was - Monsters, Inc 00:35
Boo are you all right I was so worried I was
Monsters, Inc Where is it you little one eyed cretinOkay first of all it's cree tinIf you're going to threaten medo it properlySecond of all you're nuts if you think kidnapping meis going to help you cheat your way to the topchuckling evillyYou still think this is - Monsters, Inc 00:35
Where is it you little one eyed cretinOkay first of all...
Monsters, Inc This thing is movingI don't like bigmoving things that are moving towards meNo Come onHey RandallSay hello to the scream extractorHelloCome on where you goingWe'll talkCome on we'll have a latte - Monsters, Inc 00:20
This thing is movingI don't like bigmoving things that...
Monsters, Inc PsstFungus FungusYou like cars huh'Cause I got a really nice carIf you let me go I'll give youa ride in the carPlease FungusI'm sorry Wazowski but Randall saidI'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plotgaspsclangingHmmzappingelectrical - Monsters, Inc 00:39
PsstFungus FungusYou like cars huh'Cause I got a really...
Monsters, Inc Now give us a big loud roar Mr Waternoose there's no time for this - Monsters, Inc 00:30
Now give us a big loud roar Mr Waternoose there's no...
Monsters, Inc Boo. MIKE:...and he was going to test it out on that sweet, little girl. - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Boo. MIKE:...and he was going to test it out on that sweet,...
Monsters, Inc Oh, I never thought things would come to this... - Monsters, Inc 00:43
Oh, I never thought things would come to this...
Monsters, Inc Uh sir that's not her door I know I know - Monsters, Inc 00:11
Uh sir that's not her door I know I know
Monsters, Inc No No No no no no no - Monsters, Inc 00:36
No No No no no no no
Monsters, Inc Can you believe thatDo I look abominable to youWhy can't they call me the Adorable Snowman oror the Agreeable Snowman for crying out loudI'm a nice guySnow coneYuckNo no noDon't worry it's lemonUh how about you big fellaSnow coneDid you see the way she - Monsters, Inc 00:27
Can you believe thatDo I look abominable to youWhy...
Monsters, Inc Look at that big jerkRuined my life and for whatA stupid kidBecause of you I am now stuckin this frozen wastelandWastelandI think you mean wonderlandI mean how about all this fabulous snow huhOh and wait till you see the local villageCutest thing in the - Monsters, Inc 00:42
Look at that big jerkRuined my life and for whatA stupid...
Monsters, Inc You want to go to the villageOkay rule number one out hereAlwaysNoNever go out in a blizzardWe need to get to Boogrunts then gaspsBooWhat about usgruntsEver since that kid came inyou've ignored everything I've saidand now look where we areOh we were about - Monsters, Inc 01:50
You want to go to the villageOkay rule number one out...
Monsters, Inc MikeLook it's not that I don't care about the kidMike you don't understandYes I do I was just mad that's allI needed some time to thinkBut you shouldn't have left me out therethuopI'm being attackedNo I'm not attacking youI'm trying to be honestJust hear - Monsters, Inc 00:46
MikeLook it's not that I don't care about the...
Monsters, Inc Michael if you don't tell mewhat's going on right now we are throughYou hear me ThroughHere's the truthYou know the kid that they're looking for Sulley let her inWe tried to send her backbut Waternoose had this secret plotand now Randall's right behind us - Monsters, Inc 00:20
Michael if you don't tell mewhat's going on right...
Monsters, Inc MIKE: Sulley, what are we doing? - Monsters, Inc 00:19
MIKE: Sulley, what are we doing?
Monsters, Inc MIKE Sulley what are we doingWe have to get Boo's door and find a stationMIKE What a plan simple yet insane - Monsters, Inc 00:11
MIKE Sulley what are we doingWe have to get Boo's door...
Monsters, Inc Why couldn't we get banished here - Monsters, Inc 00:04
Why couldn't we get banished here
Monsters, Inc Come on it slides it slides - Monsters, Inc 00:03
Come on it slides it slides
Monsters, Inc The power's outMake her laugh againAll right I got a move hereIt'll bring down the houseUpoetallic clanggroans softlyOh sorry she didn't see thatWhat What'd you do forget to checkif her stupid hood was upya big dopesingsong Uncle Mike try not to yell in - Monsters, Inc 00:28
The power's outMake her laugh againAll right I got a...
Monsters, Inc This is the CD ACome out slowlywith the child in plain sightOkay okayYou got usHere we areHere's the kidI'm cooperatingBut before you take us away I have one thing to say - Monsters, Inc 00:15
This is the CD ACome out slowlywith the child in plain...
Monsters, Inc Open this door Open this door - Monsters, Inc 00:05
Open this door Open this door
Monsters, Inc This has gone far enough JamesShe's home now Just leave her aloneI can't do thatShe's seen too muchYou both haveIt doesn't have to be this wayI have no choiceTimes have changedScaring isn't enough any moreBut kidnapping childrenI'll kidnap a thousand - Monsters, Inc 00:45
This has gone far enough JamesShe's home now Just leave...
Monsters, Inc You should have seen the look on Waternoose's faceWhoo hoo I hope we get a copy of that tapeHey you all rightCome on pal cheer up we did itWe got Boo homeAh sure we put the factory in the toilet andgee hundreds of people will be out of work nowNot to - Monsters, Inc 00:29
You should have seen the look on Waternoose's faceWhoo...
Monsters, Inc I tell you it's good to be here in your roomWhere you fromNever mindYou're in kindergarten rightOh I love kindergartenBest three years of my lifeOf my lifeBut I love sportsDodgeball was the bestOh yeahI was the fastest one out thereCourse I was the - Monsters, Inc 00:45
I tell you it's good to be here in your roomWhere you...
Monsters, Inc Great job MikeyYou filled your quota on the first kid of the dayNot bad huhYou know only somebody with perfect comedic timingcould produce this much energy in one shotUh huh and the fact that laughter isten times more powerful than screamhad nothing to do - Monsters, Inc 00:46
Great job MikeyYou filled your quota on the first kid of the...
Monsters, Inc Great job MikeyYou filled your quota on the first kid of the dayNot bad huhYou know only somebody with perfect comedic timingcould produce this much energy in one shotUh huh and the fact that laughter isten times more powerful than screamhad nothing to do - Monsters, Inc 00:15
Great job MikeyYou filled your quota on the first kid of the...
Monsters, Inc MIKE: Hey, Sulley! - Monsters, Inc 00:37
MIKE: Hey, Sulley!
Monsters, Inc Follow the sultry sound of my voice - Monsters, Inc 00:03
Follow the sultry sound of my voice
Analyze That It's not easy for me to speak about my father - Analyze That 01:39
It's not easy for me to speak about my father
Analyze That I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening - Analyze That 00:23
I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what...
Analyze That You used me to get you out of prison - Analyze That 00:19
You used me to get you out of prison
Analyze That What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail - Analyze That 00:15
What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in...
Analyze That He twisted some guy's head off - Analyze That 00:08
He twisted some guy's head off
Analyze That How much longer 'can' they go on - Analyze That 00:29
How much longer 'can' they go on
Analyze That I have a 17 year old son - Analyze That 00:13
I have a 17 year old son
Analyze That I thought you might appreciate a nice home cooked meal after being in prison for so long - Analyze That 00:15
I thought you might appreciate a nice home cooked meal after...
Analyze That I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room - Analyze That 00:17
I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room
Analyze That They tend to over react a little - Analyze That 00:13
They tend to over react a little
Analyze That I thought you were in prison - Analyze That 00:29
I thought you were in prison
Analyze That I'm sorry I'm grieving It's a process - Analyze That 00:07
I'm sorry I'm grieving It's a process
Analyze That The eggs are on the bottom - Analyze That 00:07
The eggs are on the bottom
Analyze That I'm very attached to my balls - Analyze That 00:06
I'm very attached to my balls
Analyze That No hard feelings - Analyze That 00:11
No hard feelings
Analyze That I know what you're doing Paul - Analyze That 00:19
I know what you're doing Paul
Analyze That Helps my memory - Analyze That 00:12
Helps my memory
Analyze That What a day for my balls - Analyze That 00:08
What a day for my balls