Clips with Billy Connolly

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Head of the Class S01 • E03 Good morning Naomi says hi - Head of the Class 00:04
Good morning Naomi says hi
Head of the Class S05 • E02 Morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:03
Morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E04 Good morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:04
Good morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E05 Morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:03
Morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E09 Good morning geniuses Oh hi Billy - Head of the Class 00:06
Good morning geniuses Oh hi Billy
Head of the Class S05 • E11 Good morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:04
Good morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E14 Morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:03
Morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E15 Good morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:04
Good morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E18 Good morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:04
Good morning geniuses
Head of the Class S05 • E19 Morning geniuses - Head of the Class 00:04
Morning geniuses
Pocahontas SmithAre you crazy - Pocahontas 00:09
SmithAre you crazy
Pocahontas It's incredibleAnd it's all ours I've never seen anything like itIt can look like Ratcliffe's knickers for all I carejust as long as I get off this stinking boat - Pocahontas 00:12
It's incredibleAnd it's all ours I've never...
Pocahontas We shot ourselves an injunOr maybe two or threeAll right you howling nutter get to workCome on Ben It's just a little funSure We're having loads of fun rightLook at us No gold no foodwhile Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day happy as a clamI'm doomedI - Pocahontas 00:28
We shot ourselves an injunOr maybe two or threeAll right you...
Pocahontas You there Where's Captain SmithWell he's gone Aye Your singing scared him offGo get him for heaven's sake What ifwe run into the IndiansThat's what guns are forNow arm yourselves and get moving - Pocahontas 00:18
You there Where's Captain SmithWell he's gone Aye...
Pocahontas This place gives me the creeps Savages could be hiding anywhereIf you spot one don't ask questions Just shootWatch your feet you big oaf It wasn't me It was the treeOf course The tree just felt like lifting its rootsLet's get out of hereRun But what about - Pocahontas 00:32
This place gives me the creeps Savages could be hiding...
Pocahontas Oh can't I Look We don't have to fight themJohn what's gotten into you I met one of themYou what A savageThey're not savages They can help usThey know the land They know how to navigate the riversAnd look It's food What is itIt's better than hardtack and - Pocahontas 01:02
Oh can't I Look We don't have to fight themJohn...
Pocahontas Now is our chance FireNo WhatThey let him go They don't want to fightIt's a trick don't you see FireFine I'll settle this myselfNoJohnYou shot himHe stepped right into it It's his own fault - Pocahontas 00:35
Now is our chance FireNo WhatThey let him go They don't...
Pocahontas Good luck lad Godspeed John - Pocahontas 00:05
Good luck lad Godspeed John
Muppet Treasure Island MAN WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT I was Flint's first mate that voyage - Muppet Treasure Island 00:21
MAN WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT I was Flint's first mate that...
Muppet Treasure Island Oh aye and then old Flinty - Muppet Treasure Island 00:11
Oh aye and then old Flinty
Muppet Treasure Island Now isn't that a story worth a hearin' - Muppet Treasure Island 00:11
Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'
Muppet Treasure Island And it'll be nay jokin' matter hose nose - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05
And it'll be nay jokin' matter hose nose
Muppet Treasure Island How does she bloody do that - Muppet Treasure Island 00:04
How does she bloody do that
Muppet Treasure Island The one legged man - Muppet Treasure Island 00:15
The one legged man
Mrs Brown We were due at a quarter past 1 00 You're late - Mrs Brown 00:05
We were due at a quarter past 1 00 You're late
Mrs Brown Honest to God I never thought to see you in such a state - Mrs Brown 00:18
Honest to God I never thought to see you in such a state
Mrs Brown All I did was tell the woman how I feel for God's sake - Mrs Brown 00:10
All I did was tell the woman how I feel for God's sake
Mrs Brown It's only grief that's made her that way - Mrs Brown 00:25
It's only grief that's made her that way
Mrs Brown You tell Her Majesty from me - Mrs Brown 00:09
You tell Her Majesty from me
Mrs Brown You have been told repeatedly not to stand in the courtyard - Mrs Brown 00:38
You have been told repeatedly not to stand in the courtyard
Mrs Brown You could buy that lot for garden ornaments - Mrs Brown 00:07
You could buy that lot for garden ornaments
Mrs Brown I'm Her Majesty's Highland servant - Mrs Brown 00:12
I'm Her Majesty's Highland servant
Mrs Brown Mr Grant how good it is to see you - Mrs Brown 00:05
Mr Grant how good it is to see you
Mrs Brown If I catch the miserable by blow - Mrs Brown 00:13
If I catch the miserable by blow
Mrs Brown If I find you had anything to do with this I'll have you sacked - Mrs Brown 00:11
If I find you had anything to do with this I'll have...
Mrs Brown We are all of us subject to forces - Mrs Brown 00:12
We are all of us subject to forces
Mrs Brown I wish to see my mother She's busy - Mrs Brown 00:35
I wish to see my mother She's busy
Mrs Brown Do you hunt Mmm occasionally - Mrs Brown 00:16
Do you hunt Mmm occasionally
Mrs Brown I promised to protect her from people like you - Mrs Brown 00:27
I promised to protect her from people like you
Mrs Brown When duty and safety are served by the same ends then aye I do - Mrs Brown 01:02
When duty and safety are served by the same ends then aye I...
Mrs Brown God save the Queen - Mrs Brown 00:04
God save the Queen
The Boondock Saints Man's Voice When I raise my flashing sword - The Boondock Saints 00:24
Man's Voice When I raise my flashing sword
The Boondock Saints Man's Voice Whosoever shed man's blood Panting - The Boondock Saints 00:16
Man's Voice Whosoever shed man's blood Panting
The Boondock Saints Man's Voice And I shall count thee among my favored sheep - The Boondock Saints 00:19
Man's Voice And I shall count thee among my favored...
The Boondock Saints Il Duce Never shall innocent blood be shed - The Boondock Saints 00:22
Il Duce Never shall innocent blood be shed
The Boondock Saints You people have been chosen - The Boondock Saints 00:50
You people have been chosen
The Boondock Saints We will make you go - The Boondock Saints 01:08
We will make you go
The Boondock Saints How far are we going to take this Da - The Boondock Saints 00:30
How far are we going to take this Da
Still Crazy If it's true that men are from Mars - Still Crazy 00:08
If it's true that men are from Mars
Still Crazy Are you still a road dog Hughie - Still Crazy 00:15
Are you still a road dog Hughie
Still Crazy Do you want a hit on this - Still Crazy 00:15
Do you want a hit on this
Still Crazy Feast your eyes on this magnificent land yacht - Still Crazy 00:32
Feast your eyes on this magnificent land yacht
Still Crazy My God It's Night of the Living Dead 2 - Still Crazy 00:09
My God It's Night of the Living Dead 2
Still Crazy Dr Hook and the Medicine Show - Still Crazy 00:16
Dr Hook and the Medicine Show
Still Crazy Hope this isn't another Sunderland What happened in Sunderland - Still Crazy 00:10
Hope this isn't another Sunderland What happened in...
Still Crazy Know what your problem is - Still Crazy 00:07
Know what your problem is
Still Crazy Cockney Rebel Cock and knee bonus points for that one - Still Crazy 00:06
Cockney Rebel Cock and knee bonus points for that one
Still Crazy I was wrong about God - Still Crazy 00:22
I was wrong about God
Timeline I delivered her to Arnaut for safekeeping - Timeline 00:19
I delivered her to Arnaut for safekeeping
Timeline From a boy who hated Easter because he had to find eggs - Timeline 00:28
From a boy who hated Easter because he had to find eggs
Timeline Died 1382 - Timeline 00:09
Died 1382
The Last Samurai Right you little bastardsYou will stand up straight or l will personally shit kickevery Far Eastern buttock that appears before my eyesWell done sergeantWhen you understand the language everything falls into place - The Last Samurai 00:20
Right you little bastardsYou will stand up straight or l...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... That's the two headed cobra Well spottedIs that a he or a sheI have no idea Didn't think it polite to ask - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
That's the two headed cobra Well spottedIs that a he or...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... Uncle Monty why are we going to PeruJust this morning I was wonderingHow are we all going to get out of town togetherAnd I thought Peru They have snakes in Peru don't theyBut why are we getting out of townViolet do you know snakes are more afraid of you - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:41
Uncle Monty why are we going to PeruJust this morning I was...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... Plenty of time for chitchat laterBut right now what I need is an inventora readerand a biterKnow anyMy teeth are at your service Sir - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
Plenty of time for chitchat laterBut right now what I need...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... My chief assistant Gustav took sick and phoned not one hour agoHe'd give anything to be here right now - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
My chief assistant Gustav took sick and phoned not one hour...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... The children will be helping us with the research in PeruDo you have any experience with childrenChildren are strange and foreign to meI never really was oneI know that they are an important part of the ecosystem - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
The children will be helping us with the research in PeruDo...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia for mePetuniaWell the milkingNow see what I was Could I justYeah sure I'll take a shot at thatNow they used to call me Old MacDonaldup at the milking lab thereI'd milk these things all day longBut the - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:25
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia...
Open Season Lost your way to Sunday school pal - Open Season 00:22
Lost your way to Sunday school pal
Open Season Mess not with the furrytail clan - Open Season 00:10
Mess not with the furrytail clan