Clips with Billy Crystal

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Animalympics Let's take a look at the swinging West Coast life - Animalympics 00:05
Let's take a look at the swinging West Coast life
Animalympics With me one of the great fighters of this or any other time - Animalympics 01:04
With me one of the great fighters of this or any other time
This Is Spinal Tap So what SoHo - This Is Spinal Tap 00:29
So what SoHo
This Is Spinal Tap Gimme some money - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05
Gimme some money
This Is Spinal Tap And she can IAN She - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21
And she can IAN She
Running Scared I don't know Let's bust him For what - Running Scared 00:11
I don't know Let's bust him For what
Running Scared You got nothin' on me Assaulting an officer's foot - Running Scared 00:06
You got nothin' on me Assaulting an officer's foot
Running Scared This is a neighbourhood watch area What's he doin' - Running Scared 00:50
This is a neighbourhood watch area What's he doin'
Running Scared Hey You two weren't questioning a suspect on the roof were you - Running Scared 00:10
Hey You two weren't questioning a suspect on the roof...
Running Scared Pointing a gun at a police officer Can we waste them for that - Running Scared 00:12
Pointing a gun at a police officer Can we waste them for...
Running Scared I can't believe you missed all six shots - Running Scared 00:19
I can't believe you missed all six shots
Running Scared Snake from here the angle of trajectory is - Running Scared 00:07
Snake from here the angle of trajectory is
Running Scared So you saw 'em mop up the pancake Hi Captain - Running Scared 00:22
So you saw 'em mop up the pancake Hi Captain
Running Scared Some women like men with scars - Running Scared 00:16
Some women like men with scars
Running Scared What's he doing here I brought doughnuts - Running Scared 00:14
What's he doing here I brought doughnuts
Running Scared So how was she Well - Running Scared 00:12
So how was she Well
Running Scared Someday we both have to find women at the same time - Running Scared 00:11
Someday we both have to find women at the same time
Running Scared Do they play their office music at home At least he's a grown up - Running Scared 00:07
Do they play their office music at home At least he's a...
Running Scared They'll have clown paintings That's cold - Running Scared 00:05
They'll have clown paintings That's cold
Running Scared Did you say I was rich - Running Scared 00:19
Did you say I was rich
Running Scared Thanks to us everybody in there's got one - Running Scared 00:16
Thanks to us everybody in there's got one
Running Scared You're under arrest You know the routine - Running Scared 00:38
You're under arrest You know the routine
Running Scared We got Gonzales You had to be rescued like two rookies - Running Scared 00:40
We got Gonzales You had to be rescued like two rookies
Running Scared You need a drink No a lot of drinks - Running Scared 00:13
You need a drink No a lot of drinks
Running Scared Why are we in Key West - Running Scared 00:15
Why are we in Key West
Running Scared What's goin' on What happened - Running Scared 00:33
What's goin' on What happened
Running Scared That sunset's incredible I never wanna leave here - Running Scared 00:22
That sunset's incredible I never wanna leave here
Running Scared I'll have bands Put up a sign that says Every night is Ladies' Night - Running Scared 00:13
I'll have bands Put up a sign that says Every night is...
Running Scared I still like being a cop This will be the same thing - Running Scared 00:21
I still like being a cop This will be the same thing
Running Scared I need a drink We all need drinks We're gonna be rich - Running Scared 00:16
I need a drink We all need drinks We're gonna be rich
Running Scared Your pal Gonzales is back on the street What - Running Scared 00:20
Your pal Gonzales is back on the street What
Running Scared They aren't effective if you get shot in the face - Running Scared 00:12
They aren't effective if you get shot in the face
Running Scared Se ora Hi We sell Tupperware We're looking for Julio Gonzales - Running Scared 00:16
Se ora Hi We sell Tupperware We're looking for Julio...
Running Scared We can go round checking green cards I tell you go away No questions - Running Scared 00:15
We can go round checking green cards I tell you go away No...
Running Scared Are you sick Come on I don't want this to get out of hand - Running Scared 00:16
Are you sick Come on I don't want this to get out of...
Running Scared Oh Hablo Smith and Wesson - Running Scared 00:21
Oh Hablo Smith and Wesson
Running Scared You know he's gonna do this - Running Scared 00:12
You know he's gonna do this
Running Scared Garcia I said one backup One backup You bring the Rose Parade - Running Scared 00:21
Garcia I said one backup One backup You bring the Rose...
Running Scared You two may be quitting too late instead of too early - Running Scared 00:18
You two may be quitting too late instead of too early
Running Scared Might as well be a blue and white Hey Ace I want some improvements - Running Scared 00:27
Might as well be a blue and white Hey Ace I want some...
Running Scared If it's bad you go to Florida without me You're all right - Running Scared 00:26
If it's bad you go to Florida without me You're...
Running Scared Hey we got ours Where are yours You shot my partner - Running Scared 00:22
Hey we got ours Where are yours You shot my partner
Running Scared It works It's really bulletproof - Running Scared 00:27
It works It's really bulletproof
Running Scared Try not to scrape the third rail OK There's about 600 volts in there - Running Scared 00:12
Try not to scrape the third rail OK There's about 600...
Running Scared Why weren't we on that track Now you're criticising my driving - Running Scared 00:10
Why weren't we on that track Now you're...
Running Scared Hey Father You and your wife owe me 28 50 - Running Scared 00:05
Hey Father You and your wife owe me 28 50
Running Scared Give us Gonzales I can't man This is police brutality bro - Running Scared 00:11
Give us Gonzales I can't man This is police brutality...
Running Scared Oh good Nag at me now Nagging is good - Running Scared 00:16
Oh good Nag at me now Nagging is good
Running Scared This guy's gettin' on my nerves Yeah It's time we started gettin' on his - Running Scared 00:11
This guy's gettin' on my nerves Yeah It's...
Running Scared Hey that's Julio's car We're from Noise Busters - Running Scared 00:16
Hey that's Julio's car We're from Noise...
Running Scared Hello Hola Julio - Running Scared 00:39
Hello Hola Julio
Running Scared Oh hello Can I talk to Detective Sigliano - Running Scared 01:12
Oh hello Can I talk to Detective Sigliano
Running Scared Are you really going to Florida Are you jealous - Running Scared 00:13
Are you really going to Florida Are you jealous
Running Scared Oh yeah Then how come we divorced You wanted it - Running Scared 00:10
Oh yeah Then how come we divorced You wanted it
Running Scared I couldn't I still can't You can't be a kid your whole life You have to grow up - Running Scared 00:12
I couldn't I still can't You can't be a kid...
Running Scared Are you really happy since we broke up No Yes Are you - Running Scared 00:09
Are you really happy since we broke up No Yes Are you
Running Scared You're making me crazy again What's wrong with being crazy - Running Scared 00:07
You're making me crazy again What's wrong with...
Running Scared You hurt that lady and you'll never be dead enough - Running Scared 00:10
You hurt that lady and you'll never be dead enough
Running Scared I hate mosquitos Florida's filled with goddamn mosquitos - Running Scared 00:23
I hate mosquitos Florida's filled with goddamn...
Running Scared I'll take the bag in but they'll be watching every door for you - Running Scared 00:17
I'll take the bag in but they'll be watching every...
Running Scared Excuse me - Running Scared 00:06
Excuse me
Running Scared I got shot - Running Scared 00:13
I got shot
Running Scared Will Chicago be safe in their hands Oh no - Running Scared 00:22
Will Chicago be safe in their hands Oh no
The Princess Bride I've seen worse - The Princess Bride 00:03
I've seen worse
The Princess Bride We're in a terrible rushDon't rush me sonnyYou rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles - The Princess Bride 00:08
We're in a terrible rushDon't rush me sonnyYou...
The Princess Bride You got moneySixty fiveI never worked for so littleexcept once and that was a very noble causeThis is noble sirHis wife is crippledHis children are on the brink of starvationAre you a rotten liarI need him to help avenge my fathermurdered these 20 - The Princess Bride 00:28
You got moneySixty fiveI never worked for so littleexcept...
The Princess Bride You rush a miracle man - The Princess Bride 00:20
You rush a miracle man
The Princess Bride He probably owes you money huh Well I'll ask himHe's dead He can't talkLook who knows so much huhWell it just so happens that your friend hereis only mostly deadThere's a big difference between mostly dead and all deadPlease open his mouthNow mostly dead - The Princess Bride 00:34
He probably owes you money huh Well I'll ask...
The Princess Bride Sonny true love is the greatest thing in the worldexcept for a nice MLTA mutton lettuce and tomato sandwichwhen the mutton is nice and leanand the tomato is ripeThey're so perky I love that - The Princess Bride 00:15
Sonny true love is the greatest thing in the worldexcept for...
The Princess Bride Get back witchI'm not a witch I'm your wifeBut after what you just saidI'm not even sure I want to be that anymore - The Princess Bride 00:08
Get back witchI'm not a witch I'm your wifeBut...