Clips with Bobby Curcuro

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Good Will Hunting You don't have to be nervous - Good Will Hunting 00:57
You don't have to be nervous
Good Will Hunting So please finish Percival for next timeI know many of you had this as undergraduates but it won't hurt to brush up - Good Will Hunting 00:11
So please finish Percival for next timeI know many of you...
Good Will Hunting Hi, Will. - Good Will Hunting 01:01
Hi, Will.
Good Will Hunting Good I didn't get on Cathy last nightNo NoWhy not I don't knowCathy WhatWhy didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie woochieyou usually throw at me Oh fuck youand your Irish curse ChuckieLike I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs for that - Good Will Hunting 00:25
Good I didn't get on Cathy last nightNo NoWhy not I...
Good Will Hunting Morgan I'm not goin' to Kelly's just 'cause you like the take out girlIt's 15 minutes out of our way What the fuck are we gonna do We can't spare 15 minutes - Good Will Hunting 00:09
Morgan I'm not goin' to Kelly's just...
Good Will Hunting Double burgerChuck I had a double burgerWould you shut the fuck up I know what you ordered I was thereSo give me my fuckin' sandwich What do you mean your sandwich I bought itMorgan how much money you got on youI said I'd get change when I get the snow - Good Will Hunting 00:51
Double burgerChuck I had a double burgerWould you shut the...
Good Will Hunting Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators, but... - Good Will Hunting 00:28
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators, but...
Good Will Hunting No no no no There's no problem hereI was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolutionof the market economy in the southern coloniesMy contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalitiesespecially in the southern - Good Will Hunting 01:52
No no no no There's no problem hereI was just hoping...
Good Will Hunting And two You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' educationyou could've got for 1 50 in late charges at the public library - Good Will Hunting 00:08
And two You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' educationyou...
Good Will Hunting My boy's wicked smart - Good Will Hunting 00:04
My boy's wicked smart
Good Will Hunting The heavyset girl said I had a receding hairline and I was a few pounds overweightAnd I was like Go fuck yourselfI swallowed a bug - Good Will Hunting 00:11
The heavyset girl said I had a receding hairline and I was a...
Good Will Hunting You're an idiot WhatYou're an idiot I've been sitting over there for 45 minuteswaiting for you to come and talk to meBut I'm tired now and I have to go homeI couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you - Good Will Hunting 00:14
You're an idiot WhatYou're an idiot I've been...
Good Will Hunting Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education - Good Will Hunting 00:06
Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my...
Good Will Hunting There's my number Maybe we can go out for coffee sometimeAll right yeah Maybe we can just get together and eat a bunch of caramelsWhat do you mean When you think about itit's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee Oh Yeah Okay - Good Will Hunting 00:16
There's my number Maybe we can go out for coffee...
Good Will Hunting This is Professor Lambeau - Good Will Hunting 00:04
This is Professor Lambeau
Good Will Hunting There is a lengthy legal precedent Your Honor going back to 1789whereby a defendant can claim self defense against an agent of the governmentif that act is deemed a defense against tyranny a defense of libertyYour Honor Henry Ward Beecherin Proverbs from - Good Will Hunting 01:21
There is a lengthy legal precedent Your Honor going back to...
Good Will Hunting What the fuck do you wantI'm Gerald LambeauProfessor you told to fuck himselfWell what the fuck do you want - Good Will Hunting 00:14
What the fuck do you wantI'm Gerald LambeauProfessor...
Good Will Hunting No more shenanigans No more tomfoolery No more ballyhoo - Good Will Hunting 00:07
No more shenanigans No more tomfoolery No more ballyhoo
Good Will Hunting Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gayWhat are you talking about WhatLook buddy two seconds ago you were ready to give me a jumpA jump Are youI'm terribly sorry to disappoint youHey I don't have a problem with it I don't care if you putt - Good Will Hunting 00:19
Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're...
Good Will Hunting Nail them while they're vulnerable - Good Will Hunting 00:07
Nail them while they're vulnerable
Good Will Hunting Thanks We'll see you Monday We'll be talking about FreudWhy he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse Thank you - Good Will Hunting 00:09
Thanks We'll see you Monday We'll be talking about...
Good Will Hunting Do you buy all these books retailor do you send away for like a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included - Good Will Hunting 00:08
Do you buy all these books retailor do you send away for...
Good Will Hunting Do you like books YeahDid you read any of these books I don't knowHow about any of these books Probably notWhat about the ones on the top shelf You read thoseYeah I read those Good for you What do you think about 'emI'm not here for a fuckin' book report - Good Will Hunting 00:27
Do you like books YeahDid you read any of these books I...
Good Will Hunting United States of America: A Complete History, Volume I. - Good Will Hunting 00:07
United States of America: A Complete History, Volume I.
Good Will Hunting Hey you know you'd be better shoving that cigarette up your assIt'd probably be healthier for you Yeah I knowIt really gets in the way of my yoga You work out huhWhat you lift YeahNautilus No free weightsOh really Free weights huh Yeah Yeah big timeYeah - Good Will Hunting 00:24
Hey you know you'd be better shoving that cigarette up...
Good Will Hunting I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear offReally Oh yeahThink I should move to the south of France change my name to Vincent - Good Will Hunting 00:11
I think you're about one step away from cuttin'...
Good Will Hunting Maybe you married the wrong woman Maybe you should watch your mouthWatch it right there chief all right - Good Will Hunting 00:10
Maybe you married the wrong woman Maybe you should watch...
Good Will Hunting Look, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet with him again. - Good Will Hunting 00:16
Look, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet with...
Good Will Hunting Look, I'll, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet with him again. - Good Will Hunting 00:16
Look, I'll, I'll understand if you don't wann...
Good Will Hunting No I really haven't Yes you have You were hoping to get a good night kissNo you know I tell ya I was hopin' to get a good night laidBut I'll settle for like a kiss you knowHow very noble of you Thank youMm No I was I was hopin' for a kissWell why don't we - Good Will Hunting 00:41
No I really haven't Yes you have You were hoping to get...
Good Will Hunting So what's this A Taster's Choice moment between guys - Good Will Hunting 00:07
So what's this A Taster's Choice moment between...
Good Will Hunting You're just a kid You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking aboutWhy thank you It's all rightYou've never been out of BostonNopeSo if I asked you about art you'd probably give me the skinnyon every art book ever writtenMichelangelo You know a - Good Will Hunting 03:00
You're just a kid You don't have the faintest idea...
Good Will Hunting We got snacks now - Good Will Hunting 00:05
We got snacks now
Good Will Hunting I was on this plane once - Good Will Hunting 00:30
I was on this plane once
Good Will Hunting Maybe you're perfect right now - Good Will Hunting 00:16
Maybe you're perfect right now
Good Will Hunting You know she used to fart in her sleep - Good Will Hunting 00:05
You know she used to fart in her sleep
Good Will Hunting One night it was so loud it woke the dog upShe woke up and gone like Was that youI said Yeah I didn't have the heart to tell her Oh GodShe woke herself up YesOh Christ But Will she's been dead two years and that's the shit I rememberIt's wonderful stuff - Good Will Hunting 01:16
One night it was so loud it woke the dog upShe woke up and...
Good Will Hunting You're not perfect sportAnd let me save you the suspenseThis girl you met she isn't perfect eitherBut the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other - Good Will Hunting 00:14
You're not perfect sportAnd let me save you the...
Good Will Hunting Was that you - Good Will Hunting 00:24
Was that you
Good Will Hunting You're not perfect sport - Good Will Hunting 00:13
You're not perfect sport
Good Will Hunting I teach the shit I didn't say I knew how to do it - Good Will Hunting 00:06
I teach the shit I didn't say I knew how to do it
Good Will Hunting Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters That's what I saidWell Irish Catholic what do you think Right That's rightHow many You wouldn't believe me if I told youWhy Go on What Five NoSeven Eight How manyI have 12 big brothers You do notNo I swear to God I - Good Will Hunting 00:50
Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters That's what I...
Good Will Hunting Oh you know I read your book last nightOh so you're the one - Good Will Hunting 00:07
Oh you know I read your book last nightOh so you're the...
Good Will Hunting 'Cause you'll have bad times but that'll always wake you upto the good stuff you weren't paying attention to - Good Will Hunting 00:07
'Cause you'll have bad times but that'll...
Good Will Hunting So when did you know like that she was the one for youOctober 21 1975Jesus Christ You know the fuckin' dayOh yeah 'cause it was game six of the World Series biggest game in Red Sox historyYeah sure My friends and I had slept out all night to get - Good Will Hunting 01:22
So when did you know like that she was the one for...
Good Will Hunting I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room Oh Helen of TroyThat's game six Oh my God and who were these friends of yoursThey let you get away with that They had toWhat did you say to 'em I just slid my ticket across the tableI said Sorry guys I - Good Will Hunting 01:00
I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room Oh...
Good Will Hunting What if I said I would not sleep with you again until you let me meet your friendsI'd say it's like 4 30 in the mornin' They're probably upOh my God Men are shamelessIf you're not thinking with your wiener then you're acting directly on its behalfYou bet - Good Will Hunting 00:36
What if I said I would not sleep with you again until you...
Good Will Hunting I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornin'. - Good Will Hunting 00:53
I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornin'.
Good Will Hunting Mmm I plan to I'm tall I like wearing shortsHook hook Dunk dunkYou're not that tall Yes I amMaybe I'm all about three points - Good Will Hunting 00:15
Mmm I plan to I'm tall I like wearing shortsHook hook...
Good Will Hunting Well I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'I know Morgan It's a real rarity we'd be all drinkin' - Good Will Hunting 00:09
Well I can't believe you brought Skylar here when...
Good Will Hunting Well let's see if you can get this one I've got a little story for youAll right there's an old couple in bed Mary and PaddieThey wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversaryMary looks over and gazes adoringly at PaddieShe's like Oh Jesus PaddieYou're - Good Will Hunting 01:11
Well let's see if you can get this one I've got a...
Good Will Hunting That's French for club soda - Good Will Hunting 00:04
That's French for club soda
Good Will Hunting Sure Put it on my tabYou ever plannin' on payin' your tabYeah chief got the winning lottery ticket right hereWhat's the jackpot Twelve millionI don't think that'll cover it It'll cover your sex change operation - Good Will Hunting 00:15
Sure Put it on my tabYou ever plannin' on payin'...
Good Will Hunting Tim can you help usWe're tryin' to settle a betUh ohEver heard of Jonas Salk Sure Cured polioEver heard of Albert Einstein HeyHow about Gerald Lambeau Ever heard of himNo Thank you TimSo who won the bet I didThis isn't about me SeanI'm nothing compared to - Good Will Hunting 00:35
Tim can you help usWe're tryin' to settle a betUh...
Good Will Hunting You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau - Good Will Hunting 00:04
You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau
Good Will Hunting Hey Gerry in the 1960s there was a young man graduated from University of MichiganDid some brilliant work in mathematicsSpecifically bounded harmonic functionsThen he went on to Berkeley He was assistant professor Showed amazing potentialThen he moved to - Good Will Hunting 00:29
Hey Gerry in the 1960s there was a young man graduated from...
Good Will Hunting Yeah you I don't know what your reputation is in this townbut after the shit you tried to pull todayyou can bet I'll be lookin' into youNow any business we have heretoforeyou can speak with my aforementioned attorneyGood day gentlemenAnd until that day - Good Will Hunting 00:28
Yeah you I don't know what your reputation is in this...
Good Will Hunting Yeah a bit So when you look at a piano you see MozartI see Chopsticks All right well Beethoven okay - Good Will Hunting 00:10
Yeah a bit So when you look at a piano you see MozartI see...
Good Will Hunting He looked at a piano and it just made sense to him He could just playSo what are you saying You play the piano Not a lickI look at a piano I see a bunch of keys three pedals and a box of woodBut Beethoven Mozart They saw it They could just playI couldn't - Good Will Hunting 00:32
He looked at a piano and it just made sense to him He could...
Good Will Hunting Why are you saying this What is your obsession with this moneyMy father died when I was 13 and I inherited this moneyYou don't think every day I wake up and I wish I could give it backThat I would give it back in a second if it meant I could have one more - Good Will Hunting 00:38
Why are you saying this What is your obsession with this...
Good Will Hunting What do you want to know That I don't have 12 brothers That I'm a fuckin' orphanYou don't want to hear that I didn't know thatYou don't want to hear I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was littleI didn't know that That this isn't fuckin' - Good Will Hunting 00:19
What do you want to know That I don't have 12 brothers...
Good Will Hunting What happened at the McNeil meetingI couldn't go I had a dateSo I sent my chief negotiatorOn your own time you can do whatever you like WillBut when I set up a meeting with my associatesand you don't show up it reflects poorly on meThen don't set up any - Good Will Hunting 02:09
What happened at the McNeil meetingI couldn't go I had...
Good Will Hunting Bill hold it Did you hear thatMorganIf you're watchin' pornos in my mom's room again I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'What's up fellasMorgan why don't you jerk off in your own fuckin' house That's fuckin' filthyI don't have a V C R In my houseCome on - Good Will Hunting 01:10
Bill hold it Did you hear thatMorganIf you're...
Good Will Hunting So why do you think I should work for the National Security AgencyWell you'd be working on the cutting edgeYou'd be exposed to the kind of technology you wouldn't see anywhere elsebecause we've classified itSuperstring theory chaos math advanced - Good Will Hunting 02:44
So why do you think I should work for the National Security...
Good Will Hunting You feel like you're alone WhatDo you have a soul mateDo I have a Define thatSomebody who challenges youUh Chuckie No Chuckie's family He'd lie down in fuckin' traffic for youI'm talking about someone who opens up things for you touches your soulI got I - Good Will Hunting 00:58
You feel like you're alone WhatDo you have a soul...
Good Will Hunting I didn't ask for this NoYou were born with it so don't cop out behind I didn't ask for this - Good Will Hunting 00:07
I didn't ask for this NoYou were born with it so...
Good Will Hunting There's honor in takin' that 40 minute train rideso those college kids could come in in the morning and their floors are cleanAnd their wastebaskets are empty That's real work That's rightAnd that's honorable I'm sure that's why you took that jobI mean - Good Will Hunting 00:15
There's honor in takin' that 40 minute train...
Good Will Hunting I just have a little question here You could be a janitor anywhereWhy did you work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' worldWhy did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulasthat only one or two people in the - Good Will Hunting 00:23
I just have a little question here You could be a janitor...
Good Will Hunting So what do you really wanna doI wanna be a shepherdReallyI wanna move up to Nashua get a nice little spread get some sheep and tend to themMaybe you should go do that What - Good Will Hunting 00:19
So what do you really wanna doI wanna be a shepherdReallyI...
Good Will Hunting You know if you're gonna jerk off why don't you just do it at home with a moist towel - Good Will Hunting 00:05
You know if you're gonna jerk off why don't you...