Clips with Bradley Cooper

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Licorice Pizza I m sorry I don t wanna hmake you any more latethan you already are h h hYou can leaveh h h h hLook at you you cocky motherfuckerI like it - Licorice Pizza 00:12
I m sorry I don t wanna hmake you any more latethan you...
Licorice Pizza H h h h h Cause I m not a shithead idiot fuck upI m Jon Petersh h hMy only problem in life is that I love tail too muchI love it I love it so muchI love it so muchIs that your sister h h h h h h h h NoIt s your girlfriend h h h h h h h h h Noh h h hI love - Licorice Pizza 00:28
H h h h h Cause I m not a shithead idiot fuck upI m Jon...
Licorice Pizza My only problem in life is that I love tail too much - Licorice Pizza 00:25
My only problem in life is that I love tail too much
Licorice Pizza How about your dadDo you have a good relationship h h h h h h h hwith your dadh h h h Yeah What s he doReal estateOh yeahDid he teach you how to driveYou re really good at itThanks h YeahhIt s not easy Gary can t do it - Licorice Pizza 00:20
How about your dadDo you have a good relationship h h h h h...
Limitless What's your secret - Limitless 00:20
What's your secret
Limitless Well I'll tell you one thing - Limitless 00:30
Well I'll tell you one thing
Limitless For a guy with a four digit IQ I must have missed somethingAnd I hadn't missed muchI'd come this close to having an impact on the worldAnd now the only thing I'd have an impact onwas the sidewalk - Limitless 00:19
For a guy with a four digit IQ I must have missed...
Limitless EddieWhat I know how it's goingI'm yourI was your girlfriendThat word doesn't even begin to describe what you are to mePartner SqueezeParamour InamorataCleaning lady Bank - Limitless 00:24
EddieWhat I know how it's goingI'm yourI was your...
Limitless Brother I am light years from that nowI've been doing uh some consulting for a pharmaceutical companyWhat like some offshore lab making fake Viagra Come on VernNo This is an exclusive product that's coming on stream next yearThey've had clinical trials - Limitless 00:20
Brother I am light years from that nowI've been doing...
Limitless I suddenly had extra reason to get away from herI had thoughtlessly ingested a substance - Limitless 00:07
I suddenly had extra reason to get away from herI had...
Limitless I was blind but now I see - Limitless 00:04
I was blind but now I see
Limitless What's wrong WhatYou don't like me and I don't blame you You see a self defeatingenergy sucking piece of shit who's sponging off your husbandYou're wishing I'd blow my brains outbut my existence shouldn't make you this upset What is it - Limitless 00:14
What's wrong WhatYou don't like me and I...
Limitless Information from the odd museum show a half read articlesome PBS documentary it was all bubbling up in my frontal lobesmixing itself together into a sparkling cocktail of useful information - Limitless 00:11
Information from the odd museum show a half read articlesome...
Limitless I wasn't high I wasn't wired Just clearI knew what I needed to do and how to do it - Limitless 00:07
I wasn't high I wasn't wired Just clearI knew what...
Limitless So Eddie You are interested after allThat stuff's amazing Works better if you're already smart - Limitless 00:09
So Eddie You are interested after allThat stuff's...
Limitless So uh what's it called Doesn't have a street name yetBut the boys in the kitchen are calling it NZT 48The boys in the kitchen I don'tThat doesn't sound very FDA approved Vern - Limitless 00:17
So uh what's it called Doesn't have a street name...
Limitless OK so what do we have hereSome unknown untested possibly dangerous drugscammed out of some unidentified lab somewheregiven to me by a highly unreliable guy I hadn't seen in yearsSo you want some more Yes Definitely - Limitless 00:17
OK so what do we have hereSome unknown untested possibly...
Limitless He knew he had meSureFrom now on I'd happily be his errand boyWash his windows scrub his toiletanything I could do to get my hands on that little clear pillthat would bring back Enhanced Eddie - Limitless 00:19
He knew he had meSureFrom now on I'd happily be his...
Limitless Well sure you get a short term spike but wouldn't that rapid expansiondevalue the stock completely in two yearsNo because there are safeguards Against aggressive over expansionThere aren't Because there are no safeguards in human natureWe're wired to - Limitless 00:31
Well sure you get a short term spike but wouldn't that...
Limitless My brain was just pouring this stuff outEverything I had ever read heard seen was now organized and availableHere it is Here you go - Limitless 00:09
My brain was just pouring this stuff outEverything I had...
Limitless I made some new friends who invited me to the beachThe beach was not nearby - Limitless 00:07
I made some new friends who invited me to the beachThe beach...
Limitless So Eddie MorraWhat's your secret Medication - Limitless 00:08
So Eddie MorraWhat's your secret Medication
Limitless I don't have delusions of grandeur I have an actual recipe for grandeur - Limitless 00:06
I don't have delusions of grandeur I have an actual...
Limitless You don't really live here do youWell Spartans weren't big on amenitiesYeah and they eventually got their asses kicked - Limitless 00:10
You don't really live here do youWell Spartans...
Limitless Just finish your story WellI didn't take any more and I didn't dieBut after a while I realized I couldn't concentrate on anythingfor longer than ten minutesI uh I missed deadlines got lazy slow so slowThat was two years agoAnd I haven't been the same - Limitless 00:25
Just finish your story WellI didn't take any more and I...
Limitless What is it No it's just aspirinDon't look like no aspirin I ever see It's something good huhI feel good man What's in this stuffIt's just uh vitamins and aspirinYou full of shit Eddie baby - Limitless 00:40
What is it No it's just aspirinDon't look like no...
Limitless Can he see you - Limitless 00:03
Can he see you
Limitless OK I need you to go into the bag and take one of the pillsWhyBecause you'll know what to do You'll take it and then you'll knowHe's got a knife Eddie I can't think my way out of a knife - Limitless 00:14
OK I need you to go into the bag and take one of the...
Limitless I was sick You don't get sickYou're playing at this level you get hit by a car you don't even die - Limitless 00:06
I was sick You don't get sickYou're playing at...
Limitless So have you decided Eddie What are you gonna doWhen this is over I don't knowYou haven't given me the answerYou haven't asked the questionWell given the scale of my contributionlet's say 45Done Forty five thousand dollars - Limitless 00:19
So have you decided Eddie What are you gonna doWhen this is...
Limitless Well in order for a career to evolve I'm gonna have to move onThat you would even think that would only show mehow unprepared you are to be on your ownI mean you do know you're a freakYour deductive powers are a gift from God or chanceor a stray shot of - Limitless 00:49
Well in order for a career to evolve I'm gonna have to...
Limitless What's the asking price Eight point fiveI'll take it - Limitless 00:11
What's the asking price Eight point fiveI'll take...
Limitless Have you been talking to anyoneNo I haven't been talking to anybody Carl I'm not stupidI know you're not stupid Eddiebut don't make the classic smart person's mistakeThinking no one's smarter than you - Limitless 00:13
Have you been talking to anyoneNo I haven't been...
Limitless What - Limitless 00:04
What
Limitless And what if I don't like your ideasThen we'll say GodspeedAnd your candle will have shed a brief but lovely light - Limitless 00:10
And what if I don't like your ideasThen we'll say...
Limitless Thanks for stopping by CarlGive us a secondWhat are you doing Do you want to be President of the United Statesor brain dead stuck full of tubes I'll take my chancesI told you your chances don't exist We shut down your labYou don't think some smartass on - Limitless 02:04
Thanks for stopping by CarlGive us a secondWhat are you...
Aloha It's something that you know - Aloha 00:36
It's something that you know
Aloha Did you almost marry my mom - Aloha 00:16
Did you almost marry my mom
Aloha It's been guys who are like me I call them Alone Togethers - Aloha 00:28
It's been guys who are like me I call them Alone...
Aloha Carson So you're back in the game - Aloha 00:25
Carson So you're back in the game
Aloha In any of its many forms I have found that nothing beats fun - Aloha 00:10
In any of its many forms I have found that nothing beats fun
Aloha Here I am complaining about my sunglasses - Aloha 00:13
Here I am complaining about my sunglasses
Aloha There he is - Aloha 00:54
There he is
The Guardians of the Galaxy... (ROCKET GROANS) - The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special 00:11
(ROCKET GROANS)
The Guardians of the Galaxy... Dude calm down We're not gonna hurt you - The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special 00:08
Dude calm down We're not gonna hurt you
The Guardians of the Galaxy... -The best Christmas ever. -Oh, come on. Bring it in. - The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special 00:24
-The best Christmas ever. -Oh, come on. Bring it in.
The Hangover Part II It happened again - The Hangover Part II 00:26
It happened again
The Hangover Part II Was this right up against your scrotum Yep - The Hangover Part II 00:05
Was this right up against your scrotum Yep
The Hangover Part II Well I refuse to eat fucking cantaloupe at a bachelor party - The Hangover Part II 00:05
Well I refuse to eat fucking cantaloupe at a bachelor party
The Hangover Part II You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us Oh this'll be good - The Hangover Part II 00:22
You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us Oh...
The Hangover Part II It is twice the size of Wyoming - The Hangover Part II 01:05
It is twice the size of Wyoming
The Hangover Part II I got it - The Hangover Part II 00:34
I got it
The Hangover Part II You guys texted me said you fucked up and looking to party - The Hangover Part II 00:06
You guys texted me said you fucked up and looking to party
The Hangover Part II This kid's fucking 9 years old He's got balls twice your size - The Hangover Part II 00:08
This kid's fucking 9 years old He's got balls...
The Hangover Part II So much for holy people Bunch of bald assholes Come on let's go - The Hangover Part II 00:05
So much for holy people Bunch of bald assholes Come on...
The Hangover Part II Perhaps you should bring your question to the garden of meditation - The Hangover Part II 00:15
Perhaps you should bring your question to the garden of...
The Hangover Part II PHIL: Hey. - Yo. You all right? - The Hangover Part II 00:27
PHIL: Hey. - Yo. You all right?
The Hangover Part II Ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff - The Hangover Part II 00:18
Ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff
The Hangover Part II Your password is baloney1 - The Hangover Part II 00:06
Your password is baloney1
The Hangover Part II But we're all good now We're headed back to the resort See you soon - The Hangover Part II 00:05
But we're all good now We're headed back to the...
A Star Is Born How are you doin' papoHow am I doin' All right if I can get a drink - A Star Is Born 00:07
How are you doin' papoHow am I doin' All right if...
A Star Is Born What do you want me to playI don't care just look at me while you do it - A Star Is Born 00:06
What do you want me to playI don't care just look at me...
A Star Is Born Maybe its time to let the old ways die - A Star Is Born 00:05
Maybe its time to let the old ways die
A Star Is Born You're full of shit Can I touch your noseOh my gosh Let me just touch it for a secondYou're very lucky Oh reallyMm hm Yeah not reallyMy nose has not made me lucky - A Star Is Born 00:23
You're full of shit Can I touch your noseOh my gosh Let...
A Star Is Born Look talent comes everywhere Everybody's talentedBet you fucking everybody in this bar is talentedin one thing or another but having something to sayand the way to say it so people listen to it that's a whole other bagAnd unless you get out there and you - A Star Is Born 00:33
Look talent comes everywhere Everybody's talentedBet...
A Star Is Born I'm sorry I I had toThat's all rightIt's not really all right though Have a good one - A Star Is Born 00:11
I'm sorry I I had toThat's all rightIt's not...
A Star Is Born Swing it around - A Star Is Born 00:20
Swing it around
A Star Is Born Tell me something boy - A Star Is Born 00:40
Tell me something boy
A Star Is Born Can I tell you a secretI think you might be a songwriterBut don't worry I won't tell anybodyBut I'm not very good at keeping secrets - A Star Is Born 00:24
Can I tell you a secretI think you might be a songwriterBut...
A Star Is Born All you gotta do is trust meThat's all you gotta do - A Star Is Born 00:07
All you gotta do is trust meThat's all you gotta do