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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraftYou were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraftYou...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You put your turd in my bed I shave youOh it won't be my turdIt will be Drax'sI have famously huge turds - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:12
You put your turd in my bed I shave youOh it won't be...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Do you know why I did it Star Munch HmmI'm not gonna answer to Star MunchI did it because I wanted toDickWhat are we even talking about this forWe just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 shipsHow littleWell I don't know like thisA little one inch - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:38
Do you know why I did it Star Munch HmmI'm not gonna...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I hired Yondu to pick you upwhen your mother passed awayBut instead of returning youYondu kept youI have no clue as to whyWell I'll tell you whyBecause I was a skinny little kidwho could squeeze into places adults couldn'tIt made it easier for - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:48
I hired Yondu to pick you upwhen your mother passed awayBut...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Whoa WhoaThere must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this fellasOr even a violent one where I'm standing over there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:10
Whoa WhoaThere must be some kind of peaceful resolution to...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I'm sorry I am so sorryI just keep imagining you waking up in the morning sirlooking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourselfYou know what would be a really kick ass nameTaserfaceThat's how I hear you in my headWhat was your second - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:25
I'm sorry I am so sorryI just keep imagining you waking...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 What was your second choiceScrotum Hat - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
What was your second choiceScrotum Hat
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 New plan We're killing you firstWell dying is certainly better than having to live an entire lifeas a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:13
New plan We're killing you firstWell dying is certainly...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed meHe offered me a place with the RavagersHe said all I needed to do was adhere to the codeBut I was youngand greedy and stupidLike you stealing those batteriesThat was mostly DraxMe and Stakar and - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:49
I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 It's a day for dumbass names - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:04
It's a day for dumbass names
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You're smiling And for a second I got a warm feelingBut then it was ruined by those disgusting ass teeth - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:07
You're smiling And for a second I got a warm feelingBut...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You like a professional asshole or whatPretty much a pro - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
You like a professional asshole or whatPretty much a pro
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 PsstHey twigCome hereCome onAw manwhat did they do to youHey you wanna help us get outta hereThere's something I need you to get and bring back to meIn the captain's quarters there's a prototype finthe thing I wore on my headThere's a drawer next to the - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 02:42
PsstHey twigCome hereCome onAw manwhat did they do to youHey...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I am Groot He hates hatsI am GrootOn anyone not just himselfI am GrootOne minute you think someone has a weird shaped headthe next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hatThat's why you don't like hats - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:13
I am Groot He hates hatsI am GrootOn anyone not just...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I am Groot He hates hatsI am GrootOn anyone not just himselfI am GrootOne minute you think someone has a weird shaped headthe next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hatThat's why you don't like hatsThis is an important - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 01:29
I am Groot He hates hatsI am GrootOn anyone not just...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You can fool yourself and everyone else but you can't fool meI know who you areYou don't know anything about me loserI know everything about youI know you play like you're the meanest and the hardestbut actually you're the most scared of allShut upI know - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 01:03
You can fool yourself and everyone else but you can't...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You people have issuesOf course I have issuesThat's my freakin' father - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:09
You people have issuesOf course I have issuesThat's my...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 So we're saving the galaxy againI guessAwesomeWe're really gonna be able to jack up our pricesif we're two time galaxy savers - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:12
So we're saving the galaxy againI...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 All right first you flick this switch then this switchThat activates itThen you push this buttonwhich will give you five minutes to get out of thereNow whatever you dodon't push this buttonbecause that will set off the bomb immediatelyand we'll all be - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:47
All right first you flick this switch then this switchThat...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Does anybody have any tape out thereI wanna put some tape over the death buttonI don't have any tape Let me checkYo Yondu OwDo you have any tapeGamora Do you have any tapeTapeNever mind OwDrax do you have any tapeYes Scotch tape would workThen why did you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 01:05
Does anybody have any tape out thereI wanna put some tape...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Where's PeterRocket where is heRocketRocket look at me Where is heMmmNo I'm not leaving without himI'm sorryI can only afford to lose one friend todayKraglin goWaitIs Quill backRocket where's QuillRocket where's QuillRocketWhere's Quill - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:48
Where's PeterRocket where is heRocketRocket look at me...
Avengers: Endgame Get outta here - Avengers: Endgame 01:31
Get outta here
Avengers: Endgame Where is he now? - Avengers: Endgame 00:48
Where is he now?
Avengers: Endgame What's wrong with himROCKET Oh he's pissedHe thinks he failedWhich of course he didbut there's a lot of that going around ain't there - Avengers: Endgame 00:12
What's wrong with himROCKET Oh he's pissedHe...
Avengers: Endgame Honestly until this exact secondI thought you were a Build A BearMaybe I am - Avengers: Endgame 00:06
Honestly until this exact secondI thought you were a Build A...
Avengers: Endgame Who here hasn't been to spaceWhyYou better not throw up on my ship - Avengers: Endgame 00:09
Who here hasn't been to spaceWhyYou better not throw up...
Avengers: Endgame Where are theyAnswer the questionThe universe required correctionAfter that the stones served no purposebeyond temptationYou murdered trillionsYou should be gratefulWhere are the stonesGoneReduced to atomsYou used them two days agoI used the stones to - Avengers: Endgame 01:21
Where are theyAnswer the questionThe universe required...
Avengers: Endgame What did you doI went for the head - Avengers: Endgame 00:07
What did you doI went for the head
Avengers: Endgame Carol are we seeing you here next month Not likely What You gonna get another haircut Listen fur face I'm covering a lot of territory The things that are happening on Earth are happening everywhere On thousands of planets All right all right That's a good - Avengers: Endgame 00:33
Carol are we seeing you here next month Not likely What You...
Avengers: Endgame ROCKET: Hey, Humie. - Avengers: Endgame 00:21
ROCKET: Hey, Humie.
Avengers: Endgame ROCKET: Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot. - Avengers: Endgame 00:38
ROCKET: Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the...
Avengers: Endgame What the Whew Something died in here Hello Thor Are you here about the cable The Cinemax went out two weeks ago and the sports are all kinda fuzzy and whatnot Thor Boys Oh my God Oh my God it's so good to see you Come here cuddly little rascal Yeah no I'm - Avengers: Endgame 01:24
What the Whew Something died in here Hello Thor Are you here...
Avengers: Endgame So you guys want a drink What are we drinkingI've got beer tequila all sorts of thingsBuddyYou all right Yes I'm fine WhyWhy don't I look all rightYou look like melted ice cream - Avengers: Endgame 00:16
So you guys want a drink What are we drinkingI've got...
Avengers: Endgame So you guys want a drink What are we drinking I've got beer tequila all sorts of things Buddy You all right Yes I'm fine Why Why don't I look all right You look like melted ice cream So what's up You just here for a hang or what We need your help Mm There - Avengers: Endgame 02:52
So you guys want a drink What are we drinking I've got...
Avengers: Endgame Stop okayI know you think I'm down herewallowing in my own self pitywaiting to be rescued and savedbut I'm fine okay We're fine aren't weOh we're good here mateSo whatever it is that you're offering we're not into itDon't care Couldn't care lessGoodbyeWe - Avengers: Endgame 00:41
Stop okayI know you think I'm down herewallowing in my...
Avengers: Endgame Take it easy You're only a genius on Earth pal - Avengers: Endgame 00:05
Take it easy You're only a genius on Earth pal
Avengers: Endgame ROCKET Quill said he stole the Power Stone from MoragSMART HULK Is that a person No Morag's a planetQuill was a personLike a planet Like in outer spaceOh lookIt's like a little puppy all happy and everythingDo you wanna go to space You wanna go to space - Avengers: Endgame 00:22
ROCKET Quill said he stole the Power Stone from MoragSMART...
Avengers: Endgame All right We have a planSix stones three teams one shotFive years ago we lostAll of usWe lost friendsWe lost familyWe lost a part of ourselvesToday we have a chance to take it all backYou know your teams You know your missionsGet the stones Get them - Avengers: Endgame 01:18
All right We have a planSix stones three teams one shotFive...
Avengers: Endgame Yeah yeah yeah Okay I'll do my best As promises go that was pretty lame - Avengers: Endgame 00:07
Yeah yeah yeah Okay I'll do my best As promises go that...
Avengers: Endgame Here's the deal tubby You're gonna charm her and I'm gonna poke her with this thing and extract the Reality Stone and get gone lickety split I'll be right back okay The wine cellar is just down here - Avengers: Endgame 00:13
Here's the deal tubby You're gonna charm her and...
Avengers: Endgame All right heartbreaker she's alone This is our shot Thor Thor - Avengers: Endgame 00:08
All right heartbreaker she's alone This is our shot...
Avengers: Endgame You must be Mom I got the thing Come on We gotta move Oh I wish we had more time No this was a gift Now you go and be the man you're meant to be - Avengers: Endgame 00:13
You must be Mom I got the thing Come on We gotta move Oh I...
Avengers: Endgame I love you Mom I love youAnd eat a saladCome on we gotta goGoodbye ROCKET ThreeTwo No waitWhat am I looking atOh sometimes it takes a secondI'm still worthy - Avengers: Endgame 00:33
I love you Mom I love youAnd eat a saladCome on we gotta...
Avengers: Endgame And eat a salad. - Avengers: Endgame 00:09
And eat a salad.
Avengers: Endgame Rhodey, Rocket, get out of here. - Avengers: Endgame 00:08
Rhodey, Rocket, get out of here.
Avengers: Endgame Rhodey! - Avengers: Endgame 00:06
Rhodey!
Avengers: Endgame When can we expect you backUm about thatThor your people need a kingNo they already have oneThat's funnyAre you being seriousIt's time for me to be who I amrather than who I'm supposed to beBut you you're a leaderThat's who you areYou know I'd make a lot - Avengers: Endgame 01:06
When can we expect you backUm about thatThor your people...
Avengers: Endgame The Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again. - Avengers: Endgame 00:52
The Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.
Avengers: Endgame You should fight one another for the honor of leadershipSounds fairIt's not necessary okay It's notROCKET I got some blastersunless you guys wanna use knivesOh yes Please use knivesYeah KnivesI am GrootNot necessaryThere shall be no knifing one - Avengers: Endgame 00:45
You should fight one another for the honor of...
Maestro Hold on a sec You made an exception for me - Maestro 00:10
Hold on a sec You made an exception for me
Maestro Hello you're so beautiful You're so precious - Maestro 00:10
Hello you're so beautiful You're so precious
Maestro Summer sang in me a little while it sings in me no more - Maestro 00:23
Summer sang in me a little while it sings in me no more
Maestro And I love music I love music so much it keeps me glued to life - Maestro 00:09
And I love music I love music so much it keeps me glued to...
Maestro And the other is that I love people so much that - Maestro 00:07
And the other is that I love people so much that
Maestro Any questions - Maestro 00:03
Any questions
Maestro It was amazing Darling why did you come - Maestro 00:09
It was amazing Darling why did you come
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Me Rocket play nowI can't right now FloorWhat are you doingThey ain't gonna set us freeYes they are RocketWe're going to the new world any day nowNo that can't be trueIt isThey wanna kill us all in the morningWhatWhatBut I'm gonna fix itWhat is thatIt's a - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 01:43
Me Rocket play nowI can't right now FloorWhat are you...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 It really is good to haveYes I imagined you'd do something like thisBack in the cage P13 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 00:26
It really is good to haveYes I imagined you'd do...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 I'm sorry I'm so sorryRocketI let you downI got you killed I got everybody killedWe were rightThe sky is beautiful and it is foreverAnd I've been flying with our friendsCan I comeYesNo no noNoCome onCome on QuillNoNoQuill NoQuill I'm not gonna lose - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 02:05
I'm sorry I'm so sorryRocketI let you downI got...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 What NebulaWhere are you Thank GodWe're here to get you out of hereOut of where The High Evolutionary's shipNo I got off the shipYou what Wait where are youOn the shipOn the ship I didn't lieWhy are you on the shipTo save you obviouslyNo I told you to go - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 01:05
What NebulaWhere are you Thank GodWe're here to get you...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Kill himWhyBecause I'm a freaking Guardian of the Galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 00:15
Kill himWhyBecause I'm a freaking Guardian of the...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Call me on Thursday If you will... - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 00:10
Call me on Thursday If you will...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Okay how about your favorite musical actPhyla you firstBritney Spears and KornGood choicesI gotta go with the man Garth BrooksThe Carpenters do not have a single bad songAdrian BelewBoth solo and his work with King CrimsonWhat about you CaptainThis one's - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 01:26
Okay how about your favorite musical actPhyla you...
Nightmare Alley You're gonna do just fine honey - Nightmare Alley 00:15
You're gonna do just fine honey
Nightmare Alley How do you ever get a guy to geek - Nightmare Alley 00:36
How do you ever get a guy to geek
Nightmare Alley And why did you keep on her then - Nightmare Alley 00:36
And why did you keep on her then
Nightmare Alley Well it's the same grift just different threads - Nightmare Alley 00:05
Well it's the same grift just different threads
Nightmare Alley The thing you need to know is - Nightmare Alley 00:12
The thing you need to know is
Nightmare Alley Sometimes you don't see the line until you cross it - Nightmare Alley 00:04
Sometimes you don't see the line until you cross it
Nightmare Alley Mister uh - Nightmare Alley 00:19
Mister uh