Clips with Cameron Diaz

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Bad Teacher So I heard about the whole engagement thing That blowsDid you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dogPeanut butter everywhere - Bad Teacher 00:10
So I heard about the whole engagement thing That blowsDid...
Bad Teacher Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dogPeanut butter everywhere - Bad Teacher 00:06
Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dogPeanut...
Bad Teacher I love how his eyes sparkle when he smilesI wanna sit on his face - Bad Teacher 00:06
I love how his eyes sparkle when he smilesI wanna sit on his...
Bad Teacher So that's my spiel as the Jews say - Bad Teacher 00:06
So that's my spiel as the Jews say
Bad Teacher I'll tell you what I knowA kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirtthree days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29That's what I know - Bad Teacher 00:08
I'll tell you what I knowA kid who wears the same...
Bad Teacher Adios bitches - Bad Teacher 00:16
Adios bitches
Bad Teacher Things are about to change around here Recess is over - Bad Teacher 00:07
Things are about to change around here Recess is over
Bad Teacher I want my ring back - Bad Teacher 00:05
I want my ring back
Bad Teacher Listen Carl I know that you're a very busy manso I'm just gonna get right down to itI've been speaking to various black citizenswho allege that your tests are biased towards white people and OrientalsOkay Let me tell you something right awayA Orientals - Bad Teacher 00:42
Listen Carl I know that you're a very busy manso...
Bad Teacher Hello titties - Bad Teacher 00:03
Hello titties
Bad Teacher Thank you Elizabeth for listeningScott I want you to know you can talk to me about anythingYour jeans feel so good against my jeansTotallyHey your body feels so goodI need some waterI'm dry humping the shit out of youYeah dry fuck the fuck out of me - Bad Teacher 02:05
Thank you Elizabeth for listeningScott I want you to know...
Bad Teacher It's a nice thing you did I don't know what you're talking about - Bad Teacher 00:31
It's a nice thing you did I don't know what...
Bad Teacher Well it's been another great year here at JAMSWith summer around the cornerit's time to say goodbye not only to another school yearbut also to one of our ownAmy SquirrelAfter six short years Amy is transferring out of the districtSpeech speech WellUh - Bad Teacher 01:13
Well it's been another great year here at JAMSWith...
Bad Teacher Sign my yearbook Hold my ball sack - Bad Teacher 00:05
Sign my yearbook Hold my ball sack
Scared Shrekless Oh wow Terrifying - Scared Shrekless 00:09
Oh wow Terrifying
Scared Shrekless Happy Halloween everyone - Scared Shrekless 00:09
Happy Halloween everyone
Scared Shrekless Admit it Shrek - Scared Shrekless 00:09
Admit it Shrek
Annie Like me on Facebook - Annie 00:23
Like me on Facebook
Annie She's such an angel - Annie 00:23
She's such an angel
Annie There have been worse politicians than him - Annie 00:06
There have been worse politicians than him
Back in Action These are your grandkids Please don't shoot them - Back in Action 00:04
These are your grandkids Please don't shoot them
The Counselor And suppose you've done something really nasty - The Counselor 00:56
And suppose you've done something really nasty
The Counselor We do I'm afraid - The Counselor 00:04
We do I'm afraid
The Counselor Greed really takes you to the edge doesn't it - The Counselor 00:20
Greed really takes you to the edge doesn't it
The Counselor If you need help hang up and dial your operator - The Counselor 00:05
If you need help hang up and dial your operator
The Counselor To see quarry killed with elegance - The Counselor 01:11
To see quarry killed with elegance
The Other Woman He has a wife okay He's marriedYou don't think you can take her - The Other Woman 00:06
He has a wife okay He's marriedYou don't think you...
The Other Woman You wrecked two marriagesFirst one was mine so that doesn't count Second - The Other Woman 00:07
You wrecked two marriagesFirst one was mine so that...
The Other Woman I can't talk to you until you stop cryingI want toLet me just I'm sorryI just am sadThen cry on the inside like a winner - The Other Woman 00:17
I can't talk to you until you stop cryingI want toLet...
The Other Woman By the same guy I call it a tie - The Other Woman 00:09
By the same guy I call it a tie
The Other Woman Think about it Between the two of ushe has the perfect woman What else would he needThe one thing we're not giving him sex - The Other Woman 00:11
Think about it Between the two of ushe has the perfect woman...
The Other Woman We'll get your number Can we keep herNo we can't keep her We have a dog at home - The Other Woman 00:06
We'll get your number Can we keep herNo we can't...
The Other Woman You screw me I screw you back I'm a lady like that - The Other Woman 00:05
You screw me I screw you back I'm a lady like that
The Other Woman You slept with himOne night and you go back to being a Stepford - The Other Woman 00:06
You slept with himOne night and you go back to being a...