Carlos Alazraqui quotes in movies

That '70s Show S01 • E01 00:05

HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A POODLE'S ASS

That '70s Show S01 • E01 00:06

I WAS THAT CLOSE TO A JAPANESE MACHINE

That '70s Show S01 • E02 00:25

OH AND UM HERE'S A 20

That '70s Show S01 • E02 00:10

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

That '70s Show S01 • E03 00:21

OH THE BOY'S OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THAT KIND OF TALK

That '70s Show S01 • E03 00:16

I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE'S POLITICAL OPINION

That '70s Show S01 • E03 00:08

ALL FAMILIES ARE EMBARRASSING

That '70s Show S01 • E05 00:10

HEY FORMAN WHO SAID YOU WERE ON BREAK

That '70s Show S01 • E07 00:53

UH HEH

That '70s Show S01 • E08 00:05

IS THAT KID FROM UH NOT AMERICA DOWN HERE

That '70s Show S01 • E08 00:30

CLEARING THROAT FORMAN PARTY OF TWO

That '70s Show S01 • E08 00:09

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RESTAURANT IS THIS

That '70s Show S01 • E09 00:10

RED'S MOTHER IS COMING

That '70s Show S01 • E09 00:07

I WONDER IF THE PILGRIMS WERE CLEVER ENOUGH

That '70s Show S01 • E09 00:18

TAKE WHAT WELL

That '70s Show S01 • E09 00:18

ARE ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME

That '70s Show S01 • E09 00:14

I STILL FEEL LIKE I FORGOT SOMETHING

That '70s Show S01 • E09 00:11

I DON'T NEED TO KISS SOME OLD LADY'S A S S ON MY...

That '70s Show S01 • E10 00:07

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH

That '70s Show S01 • E10 00:08

SO KITTY ERIC TELLS ME THAT YOU QUIT SMOKING

That '70s Show S01 • E10 00:11

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE THE PACKERS A WINNING SEASON

That '70s Show S01 • E10 00:32

HEY DAD YOU COMING BACK INSIDE

That '70s Show S01 • E10 00:10

DONNA GOOD WHY DON'T YOU COME UP AND EAT WITH US

That '70s Show S01 • E15 00:09

AND WITHOUT RULES WE MIGHT AS WELL

That '70s Show S01 • E15 00:13

THREATS AREN'T GOING TO WORK KITTY

That '70s Show S01 • E16 00:16

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT FONDUE

That '70s Show S01 • E17 00:05

THAT KID'S ON DOPE

That '70s Show S01 • E17 00:06

IT'S NOT DIRTY

That '70s Show S01 • E20 00:27

AND THEN THEY GO INTO THIS BAR

That '70s Show S01 • E20 00:12

AND TO THINK HOW CLOSE WE CAME

That '70s Show S01 • E20 00:12

KITTY ERIC DAVID'S HERE

That '70s Show S01 • E20 00:19

LAURIE WHAT'S GOING ON

That '70s Show S01 • E20 00:20

BUT UH YOU KNOW JACKIE AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER

That '70s Show S01 • E20 00:04

THAT KID'S ON DOPE

That '70s Show S01 • E21 01:01

WELL WE GOT VANDALS IN THIS TOWN

That '70s Show S01 • E21 00:05

THAT KID'S ON DOPE

That '70s Show S01 • E21 00:25

ERIC

That '70s Show S01 • E22 00:06

IT'S SODOM AND GOMORRAH WITH A SUBWAY

That '70s Show S01 • E22 00:05

OH RED YOU DO CARE

That '70s Show S01 • E22 00:07

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO PUT ON YOUR RESUME

That '70s Show S01 • E22 00:05

DUMB ASS

That '70s Show S01 • E23 00:16

THERE ARE FIVE STAGES

That '70s Show S01 • E24 00:11

ERIC I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WASH UP FOR DINNER

That '70s Show S01 • E24 00:17

ERIC I'M SURE SHE'S NOT ABANDONING STEVEN

That '70s Show S01 • E25 00:12

THAT YOUR PLANT'S CLOSING DOWN

That '70s Show S01 • E25 00:20

I GO A B

That '70s Show S02 • E03 00:12

I'VE BEEN WORKING SINCE I WAS 16

That '70s Show S02 • E04 00:10

You know Eric hickeys lead to dirty things

That '70s Show S02 • E05 00:05

Dumb ass

That '70s Show S02 • E10 00:18

What the hell kind of a world are we living in

That '70s Show S02 • E10 00:06

This house is always littered with kids

That '70s Show S02 • E11 00:43

Oh I know Kitty You think that she's all grown up

That '70s Show S02 • E11 00:07

They wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and...

That '70s Show S02 • E11 00:11

Get a job Hah It's just party all night

That '70s Show S02 • E11 00:06

Oh good God Rosemary had a better baby than me

That '70s Show S02 • E11 00:04

A dumb ass

That '70s Show S02 • E12 00:20

YEP THIS IS THE BEST WATER HEATER EVER

That '70s Show S02 • E12 00:15

I'M SORRY THAT I

That '70s Show S02 • E13 00:17

HEY RED DON'T FREAK OUT

That '70s Show S02 • E14 00:38

OH AND ALSO TO BE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY BOY

That '70s Show S02 • E14 00:14

OH SURE WHEN THINGS GET UGLY SUDDENLY I'M FAMILY

That '70s Show S02 • E20 00:23

WHAT

That '70s Show S02 • E22 00:09

YEAH LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL

That '70s Show S02 • E23 00:06

STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE GIRL AND DO SOMETHING BAD FOR ONCE

That '70s Show S02 • E23 00:37

YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO...

That '70s Show S02 • E23 00:06

I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A REASON

That '70s Show S02 • E24 00:12

ERIC BEND YOUR KNEES

That '70s Show S02 • E24 00:09

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK

That '70s Show S03 • E01 00:21

You know how they treat their criminals in Russia

That '70s Show S03 • E01 00:05

Dumb ass