Carlos Alazraqui quotes in movies

That '70s Show S03 • E01 00:17

Let me tell you something else If you ever do anything like...

That '70s Show S03 • E01 00:06

Smoke detector Does that detect any kind of smoke

That '70s Show S03 • E02 00:11

So how's it going

That '70s Show S03 • E02 00:09

Kitty Okay bed check Here we come

That '70s Show S03 • E03 00:14

Steven's father is in town

That '70s Show S03 • E03 00:12

Look the bond between a father and a son

That '70s Show S03 • E03 00:19

Kitty I think we should rethink

That '70s Show S03 • E06 00:15

I am in the presence of panties

That '70s Show S03 • E06 00:09

Well come on Kitty

That '70s Show S03 • E07 00:10

Hey What did I tell you about calling your sister the devil

That '70s Show S03 • E08 00:07

Well isn't that a surprise A National Guardsman serving...

That '70s Show S03 • E08 00:11

Hey Jackie Who's that hot guy you brought with you

That '70s Show S03 • E09 00:08

My head hurts

That '70s Show S03 • E09 00:04

Dumb ass

That '70s Show S03 • E11 00:23

Red Red Oh I'm so sorry It was an accident

That '70s Show S03 • E11 00:11

When my time comes I wanna be buried facedown

That '70s Show S03 • E12 00:16

If I'm still workin' at Price Mart when I'm...

That '70s Show S03 • E13 00:11

Red Bob was very upset when he left here

That '70s Show S03 • E13 00:11

I didn't want to insult him by offering him some...

That '70s Show S03 • E14 00:07

I didn't make you too dumb to flip burgers

That '70s Show S03 • E14 00:13

Gilligan screwed it up

That '70s Show S03 • E16 00:05

Honey Honey pretty girls do not throw up

That '70s Show S03 • E17 00:09

Well you know I love my family

That '70s Show S03 • E17 00:12

I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad Have you

That '70s Show S03 • E17 00:04

It looks like Hee Haw puked in here

That '70s Show S03 • E18 00:05

I like the sound of a beer church

That '70s Show S03 • E20 00:20

Eric if your mother wants you

That '70s Show S03 • E20 00:17

Okay now I have work assignments for everyone

That '70s Show S03 • E20 00:04

I'm the richest man in church

That '70s Show S03 • E20 00:07

I can't believe any of you can walk into a church...

That '70s Show S03 • E21 00:34

Oh yeah that was me

That '70s Show S04 • E04 00:16

Why is it here Why is it always here

That '70s Show S04 • E04 00:13

When used separately women and alcohol can be a lot of fun

That '70s Show S04 • E05 00:10

This is going to be expensive isn't it Maybe

That '70s Show S04 • E06 00:19

Michael how could you bring poor sweet Fez to the Piggly...

That '70s Show S04 • E07 00:11

Plus you know I could get a date

That '70s Show S04 • E07 00:08

Once again an open bar spells disaster for the Forman family

That '70s Show S04 • E08 00:07

If one more person tells me to shut it

That '70s Show S04 • E09 00:11

Every single Price Mart stock boy will be trained in the Red...

That '70s Show S04 • E10 00:19

Did Stacy actually use the word freak

That '70s Show S04 • E12 00:04

It's the Russians

That '70s Show S04 • E12 00:08

Oh my God I'm married to the Grinch

That '70s Show S04 • E13 00:06

Hey L'Eggo my foot in your ass

That '70s Show S04 • E13 00:44

I'm just sayin' everyone's tryin' it

That '70s Show S04 • E14 00:25

Penny you're cold

That '70s Show S04 • E14 00:14

Mom Dad can can Penny and I be alone for a minute

That '70s Show S04 • E18 00:33

Hey Red

That '70s Show S04 • E22 00:14

I still don't see why we have to spend the night

That '70s Show S04 • E23 00:27

Now I need two helpers with keen feminine sensibilities to...

That '70s Show S04 • E24 00:07

All right Sleep tight

That '70s Show S04 • E27 00:51

Let me get this straight

That '70s Show S04 • E27 00:04

Dumb ass

That '70s Show S05 • E01 00:14

If the U S government

That '70s Show S05 • E01 00:06

You kids switch partners more than square dancers

That '70s Show S05 • E04 00:18

Well Marlin we've just seen the male of the herd grunt...

That '70s Show S05 • E04 00:05

You know I was hoping when they moved to Arizona they'd...

That '70s Show S05 • E05 00:11

I need cold compresses and a Bloody Mary Quick

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:09

Oh thanks for the help

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:13

You make Eric look like Einstein

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:05

Hey Ali Baba Close sesame

That '70s Show S05 • E06 00:27

That's it

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:10

Pimp gave ya the holiday off huh

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:08

Who likes dark meat

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:16

Good night I apologize if my being here upset you

That '70s Show S05 • E08 00:16

Yeah But with our ungrateful daughter

That '70s Show S05 • E10 00:15

You know maybe Eric's bad score is a blessing

That '70s Show S05 • E10 00:32

Because I am the man and the man's the man and...

That '70s Show S05 • E11 00:18

Okay Okay let's try another card

That '70s Show S05 • E12 00:12

Kitty why is it we always do what you wanna do and never do...

That '70s Show S05 • E12 00:14

Strains What's goin' on