Clips with Cedric The Entertainer

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Intolerable Cruelty GUS l'm gonna nail your ass - Intolerable Cruelty 00:05
GUS l'm gonna nail your ass
Intolerable Cruelty L thought he'd outgrown trains - Intolerable Cruelty 00:07
L thought he'd outgrown trains
Intolerable Cruelty L'm an ass nailer So l see - Intolerable Cruelty 00:12
L'm an ass nailer So l see
Intolerable Cruelty You want tact call a tactician You want an ass nailed you call Gus Petch - Intolerable Cruelty 00:07
You want tact call a tactician You want an ass nailed you...
Intolerable Cruelty Christ you seem to be taking it pretty good - Intolerable Cruelty 00:33
Christ you seem to be taking it pretty good
Intolerable Cruelty And those Rottweilers were a menace man l told you she had dogs - Intolerable Cruelty 00:09
And those Rottweilers were a menace man l told you she had...
Intolerable Cruelty What are you talking about telltale signs Look l see an ass l nail it - Intolerable Cruelty 00:12
What are you talking about telltale signs Look l see an ass...
Intolerable Cruelty We gonna make you laugh We gonna make you cry - Intolerable Cruelty 00:12
We gonna make you laugh We gonna make you cry
Serving Sara This better get done - Serving Sara 00:28
This better get done
Serving Sara You know what There's only been three wop geniuses ever - Serving Sara 00:10
You know what There's only been three wop geniuses ever
Ice Age I can't believe it Fresh wild greensFrank where did you everGo ahead Dig in A dandelionI thought the frost wiped 'em all out All but one - Ice Age 00:15
I can't believe it Fresh wild greensFrank where did you...
Ice Age Carl Easy Frank - Ice Age 00:04
Carl Easy Frank
Ice Age Look we'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing How's thatWait a minute I thought rhinos were vegetariansAn excellent point Shut upWho says we're gonna eat him after we kill himYeah move itYou know I don't like animals that kill for pleasureSave it - Ice Age 00:21
Look we'll break your neck so you don't feel a...
Ice Age Huh Oh that - Ice Age 00:27
Huh Oh that
Barbershop Knock his college ass out - Barbershop 00:04
Knock his college ass out
Barbershop This ain't gonna fit - Barbershop 00:04
This ain't gonna fit
Barbershop Shame you put a patch on the boy's head - Barbershop 00:10
Shame you put a patch on the boy's head
Barbershop Eddie Nigger - Barbershop 00:04
Eddie Nigger
Barbershop See in my day a barber was more than just somebody - Barbershop 01:05
See in my day a barber was more than just somebody
Barbershop Don't touch my apple juice or there will be repercussions - Barbershop 00:25
Don't touch my apple juice or there will be...
Barbershop There's three things that black people need to tell the truth about - Barbershop 00:20
There's three things that black people need to tell the...
Barbershop Not only is what you're saying not true - Barbershop 00:23
Not only is what you're saying not true
Barbershop You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like that - Barbershop 00:09
You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like...
Barbershop This ain't no goddamn school of the blind Calvin - Barbershop 00:50
This ain't no goddamn school of the blind Calvin
Barbershop Your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money - Barbershop 01:00
Your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money
Man of the House I am a prophet in a nonprofit world - Man of the House 00:05
I am a prophet in a nonprofit world
Man of the House Well if it ain't Martin Luther Vandross - Man of the House 00:13
Well if it ain't Martin Luther Vandross
Barbershop 2: Back in Business What kind of coffee is that - Barbershop 2: Back in Business 00:14
What kind of coffee is that
Barbershop 2: Back in Business What Calvin needs you to do is get off your fat ass and cut some heads - Barbershop 2: Back in Business 00:12
What Calvin needs you to do is get off your fat ass and cut...
Barbershop 2: Back in Business The best barber in the state of lllinois - Barbershop 2: Back in Business 00:07
The best barber in the state of lllinois
Barbershop 2: Back in Business Okay that's gonna be three orders of ''Hell no'' - Barbershop 2: Back in Business 00:15
Okay that's gonna be three orders of ''Hell...
Madagascar King Julien what are they What are they - Madagascar 00:21
King Julien what are they What are they
Madagascar They are savages - Madagascar 00:14
They are savages
Madagascar Wait I have a plan Really - Madagascar 00:35
Wait I have a plan Really
Madagascar They're just a bunch of pansies - Madagascar 00:17
They're just a bunch of pansies
Madagascar Presenting your royal highness our illustrious King Julien Xlll - Madagascar 00:09
Presenting your royal highness our illustrious King Julien...
Madagascar I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are - Madagascar 00:35
I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are
Madagascar Whoa Hold up there a second fuzzbucket - Madagascar 00:16
Whoa Hold up there a second fuzzbucket
Madagascar What if Mr Alex is even worse than the fossa - Madagascar 00:23
What if Mr Alex is even worse than the fossa
Madagascar Your friend here is what we call - Madagascar 00:10
Your friend here is what we call
Johnson Family Vacation Dorothy Nikki let's go - Johnson Family Vacation 00:22
Dorothy Nikki let's go
Johnson Family Vacation Oh no don't even think about it Dang Dad - Johnson Family Vacation 00:16
Oh no don't even think about it Dang Dad
Johnson Family Vacation Remember baby girl I have a very special birthday party - Johnson Family Vacation 00:32
Remember baby girl I have a very special birthday party
Johnson Family Vacation Nikki this better be FTD Yoo hoo - Johnson Family Vacation 00:09
Nikki this better be FTD Yoo hoo
Johnson Family Vacation Mommy I'm hungry - Johnson Family Vacation 00:36
Mommy I'm hungry
Johnson Family Vacation All my music Man them my church shoes Oh my God - Johnson Family Vacation 00:11
All my music Man them my church shoes Oh my God
Johnson Family Vacation You know I'm planning a special evening tonight - Johnson Family Vacation 00:30
You know I'm planning a special evening tonight
Johnson Family Vacation So Mr Johnson - Johnson Family Vacation 00:14
So Mr Johnson
Johnson Family Vacation Hey Tom Judy - Johnson Family Vacation 00:16
Hey Tom Judy
Johnson Family Vacation And as for you little Miss Pocahontas - Johnson Family Vacation 00:24
And as for you little Miss Pocahontas
Johnson Family Vacation Thanks for picking me up And opening the door - Johnson Family Vacation 00:50
Thanks for picking me up And opening the door
Johnson Family Vacation Dorothy I've got us a couple of rooms here - Johnson Family Vacation 01:05
Dorothy I've got us a couple of rooms here
Johnson Family Vacation Stop playing You stop - Johnson Family Vacation 00:36
Stop playing You stop
Johnson Family Vacation You know son - Johnson Family Vacation 00:53
You know son
The Honeymooners Trixie makes Ed French toast That's 'cause Ed's not on Trimspa - The Honeymooners 00:09
Trixie makes Ed French toast That's 'cause...
The Honeymooners Yeah ah ah ah ah Take the wife leave the French toast - The Honeymooners 00:05
Yeah ah ah ah ah Take the wife leave the French toast
The Honeymooners You are certifiable you know that You oughta have your head examined - The Honeymooners 00:13
You are certifiable you know that You oughta have your head...
The Honeymooners What you doing I wasn't about to go back in What's wrong with you - The Honeymooners 00:20
What you doing I wasn't about to go back in What's...
The Honeymooners But like most underdogs Iggy's a survivor - The Honeymooners 00:10
But like most underdogs Iggy's a survivor
Be Cool 'Sup dog Must you play into the stereotype - Be Cool 00:12
'Sup dog Must you play into the stereotype
Be Cool You talk to the PD The police - Be Cool 00:25
You talk to the PD The police
Be Cool Play my records You hear me Play play play my records - Be Cool 00:09
Play my records You hear me Play play play my records
Be Cool Excuse me Chuckles - Be Cool 00:13
Excuse me Chuckles
Be Cool Well now imagine my surprise - Be Cool 00:19
Well now imagine my surprise
Be Cool What do you get on those Hummers About 12 miles to the gallon - Be Cool 00:14
What do you get on those Hummers About 12 miles to the...
Be Cool Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive - Be Cool 00:08
Could you make your dining experience a little less...
Be Cool Hello Sin LaSalle - Be Cool 00:45
Hello Sin LaSalle
Be Cool Your man here says you got our money I can explain it to you - Be Cool 00:33
Your man here says you got our money I can explain it to you
Be Cool I guess this means you're not doing the movie - Be Cool 00:05
I guess this means you're not doing the movie
Be Cool Have you lost your mind - Be Cool 01:13
Have you lost your mind