Clips with Charlie Day

Going the Distance You get in a relationship but you don't fully commit - Going the Distance 00:18
You get in a relationship but you don't fully commit
Going the Distance When I suck my dick I lie on my back I throw my legs over my head - Going the Distance 00:14
When I suck my dick I lie on my back I throw my legs over my...
Going the Distance Now what is the story with you guys - Going the Distance 00:28
Now what is the story with you guys
Going the Distance Now look I have done the long distance thing and it is hard as hell - Going the Distance 00:27
Now look I have done the long distance thing and it is hard...
Monsters University I'm Art New Age philosophy majorExcited to live with you and laugh with youand cry with youThought you might like to keep a dream journal - Monsters University 00:13
I'm Art New Age philosophy majorExcited to live with...
Monsters University Okay thanks buddy Are you kidding meLook they don't need to be goodI'm going to carry the whole teamReally And who's going to carry youHey if you want to go back to can designyou know where the door isGreatGuysAnybody homeUmHelloFellasDo you pledge your - Monsters University 01:36
Okay thanks buddy Are you kidding meLook they don't...
Monsters University First morning in the house - Monsters University 00:25
First morning in the house
Monsters University HeyWhat are you doing up thereI can't go back to jail - Monsters University 00:07
HeyWhat are you doing up thereI can't go back to jail
The Lego Movie My fellow MasterBuilders including but not limited toRobin Hood Mermaid LadyGandalfSwamp Creature1980 something Space Guy Hello2002 NBA All Starsand Wonder Woman UnhYou have traveled far to be here for a moment of great importWe have learnedthat Lord - The Lego Movie 01:05
My fellow MasterBuilders including but not limited toRobin...
The Lego Movie Can't we build something Hey I'm Ben But you can call me BennyI can build a spaceship WatchSpaceship spaceship spaceship Spaceship spaceshipNo You can't The skies are surroundedThat's okay I didn't really wanna builda spaceship anyway That's cool - The Lego Movie 00:15
Can't we build something Hey I'm Ben But you can...
The Lego Movie Disable the shield Come onYou are undermining meWhich phrase would you like me to underlineDisable the shieldLet me tryBe ye disabling of yon shieldDisabling shieldWhat - The Lego Movie 00:16
Disable the shield Come onYou are undermining meWhich phrase...
The Lego Movie Let me tryBe ye disabling of yon shieldDisabling shieldWhat - The Lego Movie 00:09
Let me tryBe ye disabling of yon shieldDisabling shieldWhat
The Lego Movie Spaceship - The Lego Movie 00:03
Spaceship
Horrible Bosses All right you know what You don't put a playground right next to a bar - Horrible Bosses 00:08
All right you know what You don't put a playground...
Horrible Bosses Will you have a seat Dale Do I have to - Horrible Bosses 00:35
Will you have a seat Dale Do I have to
Horrible Bosses I'm a sucker Harken wasn't gonna promote me - Horrible Bosses 00:14
I'm a sucker Harken wasn't gonna promote me
Horrible Bosses Unfortunately no one's gonna pay you to be a husband unless you marry Oprah - Horrible Bosses 00:08
Unfortunately no one's gonna pay you to be a husband...
Horrible Bosses You're gonna give me that dong Dale - Horrible Bosses 00:08
You're gonna give me that dong Dale
Horrible Bosses Rape What - Horrible Bosses 00:15
Rape What
Horrible Bosses Your ad said you do wet work - Horrible Bosses 00:22
Your ad said you do wet work
Horrible Bosses You don't punch the driver You don't punch the fucking driver - Horrible Bosses 00:09
You don't punch the driver You don't punch the...
Horrible Bosses What about Harken Probably always got that injector thing - Horrible Bosses 00:34
What about Harken Probably always got that injector thing
Horrible Bosses Fine So you took the penis foods as an invitation to fuck her - Horrible Bosses 00:05
Fine So you took the penis foods as an invitation to fuck...
Horrible Bosses Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass - Horrible Bosses 00:29
Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass
Horrible Bosses I got you First thing first we gotta handle business - Horrible Bosses 00:20
I got you First thing first we gotta handle business
Horrible Bosses Next thing she starts deliberately undressing - Horrible Bosses 00:10
Next thing she starts deliberately undressing
Horrible Bosses Okay Lou - Horrible Bosses 00:12
Okay Lou
Horrible Bosses Shut the fuck up for a second - Horrible Bosses 00:37
Shut the fuck up for a second
Horrible Bosses Nice job fucking the crazy out of her Kurt - Horrible Bosses 00:08
Nice job fucking the crazy out of her Kurt
Pacific Rim Mr Becket this is our research teamDr Gottlieb and dr GeiszlerOh no call me newtOnly my mother calls me doctorHermann these are human beings Why don't you say helloI have asked you not to refer to me by my first name around others - Pacific Rim 00:15
Mr Becket this is our research teamDr Gottlieb and dr...
Pacific Rim Oh please Who is that YamarashiOh this little Kaiju Yeah you got a good eyeMy brother and I took him down in 2017You know he was one of the biggest category 3s everHe was 2 500 tons of awesomeOr awful You know whatever you wanna call itYes please excuse - Pacific Rim 00:36
Oh please Who is that YamarashiOh this little Kaiju Yeah you...
Pacific Rim Fortune favors the brave dude - Pacific Rim 00:03
Fortune favors the brave dude
Pacific Rim Oh my godOh my god this place is heavenThat's a lymph gland from a category 2And what are you working on hereIs this a cuticle In mint conditionIs that a Kaiju skin parasiteI've never seen them alive beforeTheyThey usually die as soon as the Kaiju fallsI - Pacific Rim 01:08
Oh my godOh my god this place is heavenThat's a lymph...
Pacific Rim I need to access a Kaiju brainCompletely intactNo no noThe skull plate is so denseThat by the time you drill into itThe brain's rotted awayBut I'm talking about the secondary brainNow we both know that the Kaiju are so largeThey need two brains to move - Pacific Rim 00:33
I need to access a Kaiju brainCompletely intactNo no noThe...
Pacific Rim Oh my god Oh my godThis isn't a refuge This is This is a buffet lineHe knows I'm hereHe knows I'm hereHe knows we're all hereNo you don't understand he's trying to get meHe knows I'm here and he's trying to get meWhat was that What did you sayWhat was she - Pacific Rim 00:33
Oh my god Oh my godThis isn't a refuge This is This is...
Pacific Rim HeyOkay guess who's back you oneEyed bitchAnd you owe me a Kaiju brain - Pacific Rim 00:12
HeyOkay guess who's back you oneEyed bitchAnd you owe...
Pacific Rim This is all wrongThere should be three Kaijus coming through not twoThere should be three and there's twoI'm sorry it hurts to be wrong doesn't it HermannI am not wrong but there is something here that we don't understandOkay Hermann hopefully we can - Pacific Rim 00:54
This is all wrongThere should be three Kaijus coming through...
Horrible Bosses 2 We were all working at pretty terrible jobs for some awful bosses - Horrible Bosses 2 00:15
We were all working at pretty terrible jobs for some awful...
Horrible Bosses 2 Your options areOptions are Legal optionsjack fucking shitI heard Jack Leibowitz Is that an attorneyI'll write that down Can we get his contact info - Horrible Bosses 2 00:13
Your options areOptions are Legal optionsjack fucking shitI...
Horrible Bosses 2 Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean he doesn't love you - Horrible Bosses 2 00:06
Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean he...
Horrible Bosses 2 Hey can I hop out and piss No We're in a car chase - Horrible Bosses 2 00:05
Hey can I hop out and piss No We're in a car chase
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... The Sis Star System - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:13
The Sis Star System
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Benny do you like spaceships - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:08
Benny do you like spaceships
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... There are so many more spaceships on this adventure - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:06
There are so many more spaceships on this adventure
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Everything's not awesome - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:11
Everything's not awesome
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... I'm back in command - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:08
I'm back in command
Hotel Artemis You know you might want to buy - Hotel Artemis 00:07
You know you might want to buy
Hotel Artemis Hey you put your dirty boots on the sofa in your own house - Hotel Artemis 00:08
Hey you put your dirty boots on the sofa in your own house
Hotel Artemis It's pronounced neece - Hotel Artemis 00:09
It's pronounced neece
Hotel Artemis You're a street taco but I'm a 20 ounce sirloin - Hotel Artemis 00:07
You're a street taco but I'm a 20 ounce sirloin
Hotel Artemis So who's superior now bitch - Hotel Artemis 00:04
So who's superior now bitch
The Super Mario Bros. Movie I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercialThat is not a commercialThat is cinema - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:09
I am so glad we spent our life savings on this...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Destiny is callingDestiny Del Vecchio from high schoolWhat NoJust come on - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:09
Destiny is callingDestiny Del Vecchio from high schoolWhat...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie You just got a Luigi'd - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:04
You just got a Luigi'd
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Do princesses find him attractive - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:07
Do princesses find him attractive
The Super Mario Bros. Movie What is your nameUh LuigiNot sure if you know who I ambut I'm about to marry a princess and rule the worldWow uhYayBut there's one problem LuigiThere's a human traveling with my fiancéeHas a mustache just like youDo you know himNo NoAh a tough one I - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 01:06
What is your nameUh LuigiNot sure if you know who I ambut...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:05
Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Ha He got the blue mushroomEh I told you I'd get you a pet turtleNot bad MustacheAnd Luigi you're so braveOh Thanks uhYeah it's kind of my thing - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:16
Ha He got the blue mushroomEh I told you I'd get you a...
I Love You, Daddy No no Glen I'm not a rock star I just work And I never complain - I Love You, Daddy 00:41
No no Glen I'm not a rock star I just work And I never...