Clips with Chris Eigeman

Metropolitan Jane's father's dead Very suddenly last year - Metropolitan 00:12
Jane's father's dead Very suddenly last year
Metropolitan Oh now the cha cha is no more ridiculous than life itself - Metropolitan 00:07
Oh now the cha cha is no more ridiculous than life itself
Metropolitan Nick Dawn in the big city - Metropolitan 00:15
Nick Dawn in the big city
Metropolitan Driver follow that pedestrian - Metropolitan 00:07
Driver follow that pedestrian
Metropolitan What a mystery Rick Von Sloneker and Serena Slocum still together - Metropolitan 00:17
What a mystery Rick Von Sloneker and Serena Slocum still...
Metropolitan Riffraff He's hardly that - Metropolitan 00:18
Riffraff He's hardly that
Metropolitan I think that that that we are all in a sense doomed - Metropolitan 00:33
I think that that that we are all in a sense doomed
Metropolitan Unlike you I've always assumed I'd be a failure anyway - Metropolitan 00:15
Unlike you I've always assumed I'd be a failure...
Metropolitan Thanks a lot but actually I'm not planning to go to any more dances - Metropolitan 00:31
Thanks a lot but actually I'm not planning to go to any...
Metropolitan It's a good arrangement Thanks a lot - Metropolitan 00:26
It's a good arrangement Thanks a lot
Metropolitan I know You're opposed to these parties on principle - Metropolitan 00:25
I know You're opposed to these parties on principle
Metropolitan I'm not sure if you realize this but these girls are at a very vulnerable point in their lives - Metropolitan 00:21
I'm not sure if you realize this but these girls are at...
Metropolitan You haven't seen this Detachable collar - Metropolitan 00:54
You haven't seen this Detachable collar
Metropolitan Rick Von Sloneker is tall rich good looking - Metropolitan 00:17
Rick Von Sloneker is tall rich good looking
Metropolitan It's incredible the eagerness of girls like you to justify the worst bastards imaginable - Metropolitan 00:43
It's incredible the eagerness of girls like you to...
Metropolitan The term bourgeois has almost always been been one of contempt - Metropolitan 00:55
The term bourgeois has almost always been been one of...
Metropolitan Tom hasn't had much experience in places like these - Metropolitan 00:19
Tom hasn't had much experience in places like these
Metropolitan Well I don't think preppy is a very useful term - Metropolitan 00:34
Well I don't think preppy is a very useful term
Metropolitan Cynthia You see the world from such lofty heights - Metropolitan 00:14
Cynthia You see the world from such lofty heights
Metropolitan Rick really threatens you somehow - Metropolitan 00:12
Rick really threatens you somehow
Metropolitan Polly was a bit of a masochist and prone to drink too much - Metropolitan 00:20
Polly was a bit of a masochist and prone to drink too much
Metropolitan That doesn't mean anything - Metropolitan 00:37
That doesn't mean anything
Metropolitan There is no Polly Perkins What - Metropolitan 00:38
There is no Polly Perkins What
Metropolitan Um Jane Are you familiar with Dr Pomeroy's work - Metropolitan 00:38
Um Jane Are you familiar with Dr Pomeroy's work
Metropolitan I couldn't believe you were actually going to play bridge It's such a clich of bourgeois life - Metropolitan 00:11
I couldn't believe you were actually going to play...
Metropolitan The titled aristocracy are the scum of the Earth - Metropolitan 00:27
The titled aristocracy are the scum of the Earth
Metropolitan Playing strip poker with an exhibitionist somehow takes the challenge away - Metropolitan 00:16
Playing strip poker with an exhibitionist somehow takes the...
Metropolitan The most important thing to realize about parents - Metropolitan 00:08
The most important thing to realize about parents
Metropolitan What are you reading - Metropolitan 00:16
What are you reading
Metropolitan I guess you could say it's extremely vulgar - Metropolitan 00:07
I guess you could say it's extremely vulgar
Metropolitan And these Texas and Oklahoma debs are really nice - Metropolitan 00:16
And these Texas and Oklahoma debs are really nice
Metropolitan Why should we believe you over Rick - Metropolitan 00:33
Why should we believe you over Rick
Metropolitan Even within this group there are certain standards - Metropolitan 00:13
Even within this group there are certain standards
Kicking and Screaming You've got a drinking problem Get help - Kicking and Screaming 00:05
You've got a drinking problem Get help
Kicking and Screaming Is that a pajama top No - Kicking and Screaming 00:04
Is that a pajama top No
Kicking and Screaming That was more of a yield at that stop sign - Kicking and Screaming 00:10
That was more of a yield at that stop sign
Kicking and Screaming I hate readjusting my watch Don't check your bags They'll just lose them - Kicking and Screaming 00:06
I hate readjusting my watch Don't check your bags...
Kicking and Screaming This is useless We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school - Kicking and Screaming 00:06
This is useless We just have to walk away like mothers in...
Kicking and Screaming What I used to be able to pass off as just another bad summer - Kicking and Screaming 00:08
What I used to be able to pass off as just another bad...
Kicking and Screaming That is a bad habit You really ought to finish that in the bathroom - Kicking and Screaming 00:06
That is a bad habit You really ought to finish that in the...
Kicking and Screaming Are you wearing mascara - Kicking and Screaming 00:04
Are you wearing mascara
Kicking and Screaming Max Max Max I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all that money Can that be bad for you - Kicking and Screaming 00:09
Max Max Max I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all...
Kicking and Screaming I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success - Kicking and Screaming 00:16
I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my...
Kicking and Screaming I'm too nostalgic I'll admit it - Kicking and Screaming 00:20
I'm too nostalgic I'll admit it
Kicking and Screaming Don't upset him because he'd already rather be bow hunting - Kicking and Screaming 00:07
Don't upset him because he'd already rather be bow...
Kicking and Screaming I'm gonna be 17 tomorrow and I like that - Kicking and Screaming 00:14
I'm gonna be 17 tomorrow and I like that
Maid in Manhattan Christopher Marshall - Maid in Manhattan 00:37
Christopher Marshall
Maid in Manhattan I mean where would a maid get that necklace I thought maybe - Maid in Manhattan 00:35
I mean where would a maid get that necklace I thought maybe
Maid in Manhattan Yes sir Oh Chris I'm terribly sorry - Maid in Manhattan 00:14
Yes sir Oh Chris I'm terribly sorry