Chris Rock Quotes & Movies

Dolemite Is My Name poster

Dolemite Is My Name Parking Valet

Beverly Hills Cop II poster

Beverly Hills Cop II Comedian (voice)

A I Artificial Intelligence poster

A I Artificial Intelligence Marty

Madagascar poster

Madagascar Marty

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Rufus

Dogma poster

Dogma Caretaker

The Longest Yard poster

The Longest Yard Pookie

New Jack City poster

New Jack City Stand-Up Comedian on TV

Me, Myself & Irene poster

Me, Myself & Irene Lee Butters

Lethal Weapon 4 poster

Lethal Weapon 4 Chaka Luther King

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back poster

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones poster

Osmosis Jones Kurt McKenzie

Grown Ups poster

Grown Ups Lawrence

Nobody's Fool poster

Nobody's Fool Mooseblood

Bee Movie poster

Bee Movie Rodney

Doctor Dolittle poster

Doctor Dolittle Marty

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Aaron

Death at a Funeral poster

Death at a Funeral Kurt McKenzie

Grown Ups 2 poster

Grown Ups 2 Richard Cooper

I Think I Love My Wife poster

I Think I Love My Wife Kirby Cordice

The Week Of poster

The Week Of Testimonial

Sandy Wexler poster

Sandy Wexler Andre Allen

Top Five poster

One Direction: This Is Us poster

One Direction: This Is Us Taxi Driver

You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster

You Don't Mess with the Zohan Mays Gilliam

Head of State poster

Head of State Jake Hayes

Bad Company poster

Bad Company Self

Comedian poster

Comedian Self - Artist

Summer of Soul poster

Summer of Soul Lance Barton

Down to Earth poster

Down to Earth JB

Pootie Tang poster

Pootie Tang Self

Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker poster

Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker Self

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain poster

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain Bony T

Boomerang poster

Boomerang Albert

CB4 poster

CB4 Person Standing Next to Club Phone During Fight

Krush Groove poster

Krush Groove Self

Bowling for Columbine poster

Bowling for Columbine Milton King

Amsterdam poster

Amsterdam Chris Rock

A Very Murray Christmas poster

A Very Murray Christmas Self

The Last Laugh poster

The Last Laugh Self

Good Hair poster

Good Hair Chris Rock

Pauly Shore Is Dead poster

Pauly Shore Is Dead 1st Lt. Oster

Sgt Bilko poster

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger London, New York, Johannesburg poster

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger London,... Older Hero Mouse

The Witches poster

The Witches Rib Joint Customer

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka poster

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Self

The Aristocrats poster

The Aristocrats Joey

Beverly Hills Ninja poster

Beverly Hills Ninja Wesley

Nurse Betty poster

Nurse Betty Self

537 Votes poster

537 Votes Mingus

Two Days in New York poster

Two Days in New York Vic

What to Expect When You're Expecting poster

What to Expect When You're Expecting Self

Bamboozled poster

Bamboozled Pizza Delivery Guy

Paparazzi poster

Paparazzi Chris Rock

Louie poster

Louie Self - Guest

Chappelle's Show poster

Chappelle's Show Self

The Eric Andre Show poster

The Eric Andre Show Narrator

Everybody Hates Chris poster

Everybody Hates Chris Loy Cannon

Fargo poster

Fargo Roger 'Booda' Sack

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Self

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self

The Kardashians poster

The Kardashians Roy Wilkins

Rustin poster

Rustin Jasmine Perry

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air poster

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Kitty

PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie poster

PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie Self

George Carlin's American Dream poster

George Carlin's American Dream Self

Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project poster

Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project Self

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage poster

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage Self

Superpower poster

Superpower Self

Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute poster

Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute Self

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Chris Rock

No So give me an example - Nurse Betty

No So give me an example

Can we get down to business here please Jesus Christ - Nurse Betty

Can we get down to business here please Jesus Christ

Are you out of your fucking mind - Nurse Betty

Are you out of your fucking mind

Fucking great Wesley - Nurse Betty

Fucking great Wesley

You gave me a look What fuckin' look - Nurse Betty

You gave me a look What fuckin' look

What the hell does that mean Wesley - Nurse Betty

What the hell does that mean Wesley

The people who get the calls are good not flashy good - Nurse Betty

The people who get the calls are good not flashy good

And where am I Purgatory Worse - Nurse Betty

And where am I Purgatory Worse

I will shoot that bitch like she'd scratched my car - Nurse Betty

I will shoot that bitch like she'd scratched my car

How'd they describe her You know blonde thin whatever - Nurse Betty

How'd they describe her You know blonde thin whatever

Did you have a good time - Nurse Betty

Did you have a good time

I call it nutty as my shit after I eat an Almond Roca - Nurse Betty

I call it nutty as my shit after I eat an Almond Roca

Actually there is - Nurse Betty

Actually there is

It sucked Hasselhoff blew you off the screen - Nurse Betty

It sucked Hasselhoff blew you off the screen

I got two kids and a dog Yeah Who don't - Nurse Betty

I got two kids and a dog Yeah Who don't

What is this place This is heaven - Down to Earth

What is this place This is heaven

You killed me You killed me Hey Hey - Down to Earth

You killed me You killed me Hey Hey

How am I supposed to get laughs lookin' like him He looks funny to me - Down to Earth

How am I supposed to get laughs lookin' like him He...

Hey I still look like me - Down to Earth

Hey I still look like me

Tiger Woods y'all Tiger Woods y'all - Down to Earth

Tiger Woods y'all Tiger Woods y'all

What kind of man are you It sounds like I'm an asshole - Down to Earth

What kind of man are you It sounds like I'm an asshole

Didn't your mama tell you to carry an extra handcuff key - Down to Earth

Didn't your mama tell you to carry an extra handcuff...

Look I don't have a problem with Sontee Jenkins I want to ask her out on a date - Down to Earth

Look I don't have a problem with Sontee Jenkins I want...

Are you happy - Down to Earth

You know what There's a big rap concert in the Bronx tonight - Down to Earth

You know what There's a big rap concert in the Bronx...

We're goin' in Everybody Allright - Down to Earth

We're goin' in Everybody Allright

From now on we got a new slogan - Down to Earth

From now on we got a new slogan

You see this foot You see this foot - Down to Earth

You see this foot You see this foot

You know the first kiss - Down to Earth

You know the first kiss

When I was a kid we were so poor - Down to Earth

When I was a kid we were so poor

Shut up before I crush you with my wallet - Down to Earth

Shut up before I crush you with my wallet

That when we went to bed he'd unplug the clocks - Down to Earth

That when we went to bed he'd unplug the clocks

I'm black again I'm a black man - Down to Earth

I'm black again I'm a black man

I'm sorry if you look good you're gonna have a good life - Down to Earth

I'm sorry if you look good you're gonna have a...

I got hit by a truck I got smashed by a car I got shot - Down to Earth

I got hit by a truck I got smashed by a car I got shot

Don't worry I had a hard enough time - Down to Earth

Don't worry I had a hard enough time

Did you know your coat's bleeding Mind your business - Down to Earth

Did you know your coat's bleeding Mind your business

You okay Sontee I'm okay You okay - Down to Earth

You okay Sontee I'm okay You okay

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Nice going four eyes - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Nice going four eyes

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Crack crack cracker - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Crack crack cracker

Then you're gonna do this Then I'm gonna do this - Bad Company

Then you're gonna do this Then I'm gonna do this

You didn't know chess was a contact sport did you - Bad Company

You didn't know chess was a contact sport did you

So you're leaving me and going back to Kenneth That's what I asked you - Bad Company

So you're leaving me and going back to Kenneth...

You've got the wrong guy I don't even have a brother - Bad Company

You've got the wrong guy I don't even have a...

Is this shit dangerous - Bad Company

Is this shit dangerous

In my foster house we was so poor we used to lick stamps for dinner - Bad Company

In my foster house we was so poor we used to lick stamps for...

Now what - Bad Company

Man this is buggin' me out - Bad Company

Man this is buggin' me out

Get dressed It's 4 59 - Bad Company

Get dressed It's 4 59

Morning Mr Hayes - Bad Company

Morning Mr Hayes

Yeah where are you At the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You - Bad Company

Yeah where are you At the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

Your brother died saving my life Did you know that - Bad Company

Your brother died saving my life Did you know that

Oh well Well that didn't work did it - Bad Company

Oh well Well that didn't work did it

He's a Russian ex army colonel kingpin in the Russian mafia - Bad Company

He's a Russian ex army colonel kingpin in the Russian...

Why do they call this guy The Hammer - Bad Company

Why do they call this guy The Hammer

They woke me up Look man if you want me to spy I'm gonna need my rest - Bad Company

They woke me up Look man if you want me to spy I'm...

Do you understand what happened to you just now Yeah I was jacked - Bad Company

Do you understand what happened to you just now Yeah I was...

Does it play DVDs - Bad Company

Does it play DVDs

Welcome to Prague - Bad Company

Welcome to Prague

Mr Turner so glad to have you back sir - Bad Company

Mr Turner so glad to have you back sir

Good luck Mr Hayes - Bad Company

Good luck Mr Hayes

Is this fish Yeah of course You love fish - Bad Company

Is this fish Yeah of course You love fish

Who's shooting at us Rival antique dealers - Bad Company

Who's shooting at us Rival antique dealers

I mean if you stayed on top of things you'd understand - Bad Company

I mean if you stayed on top of things you'd understand

Get off Off Take a bus - Bad Company

Get off Off Take a bus

I want to go to Jersey I want to see my girl - Bad Company

I want to go to Jersey I want to see my girl

I hate you I hate you - Bad Company

I hate you I hate you

Mr Turner made one phone call to the United States - Bad Company

Mr Turner made one phone call to the United States

You're still there right Yes we're still here Mr Hayes - Bad Company

You're still there right Yes we're still here Mr...

Don't worry son There'll be extra money in this mission - Bad Company

Don't worry son There'll be extra money in this...