Clips with Chris Elliott

The Abyss Oh no Look who's with 'emQueen bitch of the universe - The Abyss 00:08
Oh no Look who's with 'emQueen bitch of the...
The Abyss All hell must be breakin' loose up there - The Abyss 01:10
All hell must be breakin' loose up there
Groundhog Day For your information hairdo there is a major network interested in meYeah that would be the home shopping network - Groundhog Day 00:09
For your information hairdo there is a major network...
Groundhog Day Can you keep a secret LarryI'm probably leaving pbhSo this will be the last time we do the groundhog togetherI don't understand what's wrong with the groundhog festivalWhen I worked in San DiegoI covered the swallows returning to capistrano six years in a - Groundhog Day 00:25
Can you keep a secret LarryI'm probably leaving pbhSo...
Groundhog Day Did he actually call himself the talent - Groundhog Day 00:04
Did he actually call himself the talent
Groundhog Day Prima Donnas - Groundhog Day 00:04
Prima Donnas
Groundhog Day Wow Larry Looking foxy tonight manHey uh is your troop gonna be selling cookies again this yearOh ha ha ha That's so funny Phil - Groundhog Day 00:11
Wow Larry Looking foxy tonight manHey uh is your troop gonna...
Groundhog Day He's out of his gourd - Groundhog Day 00:04
He's out of his gourd
Groundhog Day He might be okayWell no Probably not now - Groundhog Day 00:11
He might be okayWell no Probably not now
Groundhog Day Who wants coffee Get it while it's hotOh Thanks Phil LarrySkim milk two sugarYeah Thanks PhilPastry No We're just setting upPastry Larry Take your pickThanks Phil Raspberry GreatI was just talking with buster green he's the head groundhog honchoHe said if - Groundhog Day 00:46
Who wants coffee Get it while it's hotOh Thanks Phil...
Cabin Boy I'm sorry sir I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from - Cabin Boy 00:07
I'm sorry sir I was just pondering what drifter's...
Cabin Boy My wouldn't it be jolly jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii '' - Cabin Boy 00:10
My wouldn't it be jolly jack splendid to spend a...
Cabin Boy Here they are Your fish stick kitties - Cabin Boy 00:07
Here they are Your fish stick kitties
Cabin Boy Oh Cappy tell me about all of this - Cabin Boy 00:20
Oh Cappy tell me about all of this
Cabin Boy I I just don't get it She seems totally uninterested in me - Cabin Boy 00:16
I I just don't get it She seems totally uninterested in...
Cabin Boy These pipes - Cabin Boy 00:07
These pipes
Cabin Boy What happened to you - Cabin Boy 00:18
What happened to you
Cabin Boy Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote sleep with my wife - Cabin Boy 00:18
Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote sleep with...
Cabin Boy Paps you've been like the drunken abusive grandfather I never had - Cabin Boy 00:11
Paps you've been like the drunken abusive grandfather I...
Cabin Boy Are you sure this is what you want - Cabin Boy 00:23
Are you sure this is what you want
There's Something About... Yeah See that's great That's That's what I wanta a familyand somebody to you knowLighter FlickingIt must be wonderful having all this huhEach day is better than the next - There's Something About Mary 00:19
Yeah See that's great That's That's what I...
There's Something About... I mean here you've been in therapy you know thinking you blew itwith the greatest girl ever and really it turns outthat getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you - There's Something About Mary 00:11
I mean here you've been in therapy you know thinking...
There's Something About... Mmm I never told you thatWell Christ Ted I was only four towns away - There's Something About Mary 00:08
Mmm I never told you thatWell Christ Ted I was only four...
There's Something About... Woman All right What the hell are you talking aboutMary My Mary Uh huhShe's not in Japan She has no rug rats running aroundMy friend says she's a fox a surgeon fox - There's Something About Mary 00:14
Woman All right What the hell are you talking aboutMary My...
There's Something About... You choke the chicken before any big date don't youTell me you spank the monkey before any big date Oh my GodHe doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date NoAre you crazy That's like going out there with a loaded gunOf course that's why you're nervousOh - There's Something About Mary 01:05
You choke the chicken before any big date don't youTell...
There's Something About... Groans Geez You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary Hmm - There's Something About Mary 00:07
Groans Geez You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary...
There's Something About... Just one pair You owe me that you heartless bitch - There's Something About Mary 00:06
Just one pair You owe me that you heartless bitch
There's Something About... But you're marriedYou have a wife beautiful kidsTed if you love 'em so much please be my guest - There's Something About Mary 00:11
But you're marriedYou have a wife beautiful kidsTed if...
Osmosis Jones What the Frank - Osmosis Jones 01:26
What the Frank
Osmosis Jones Listen - Osmosis Jones 00:24
Listen
Snow Day Hey get out of my plough - Snow Day 00:08
Hey get out of my plough
Snow Day The kids really love to toot the horn What's he writing - Snow Day 00:07
The kids really love to toot the horn What's he writing
Snow Day Give me the Wayne The bird - Snow Day 00:09
Give me the Wayne The bird
Snow Day A little dab'll do ya - Snow Day 00:05
A little dab'll do ya
Scary Movie 2 Oh Oh that's heavy Whoo That's heavyI better use my strong hand - Scary Movie 2 00:07
Oh Oh that's heavy Whoo That's heavyI better use...
Scary Movie 2 Oh Watch My fanny's coming throughWatch it Make room for fanny - Scary Movie 2 00:08
Oh Watch My fanny's coming throughWatch it Make room...
Scary Movie 2 OK Thanks handymanI'm actually the caretakerOh aren't those cool new skatesNow you be careful with thoseDon't want to fall and break somethingOh that's funny That's real funnyLet me give you a handWell that that's awful kind of youHow about you give me a - Scary Movie 2 00:36
OK Thanks handymanI'm actually the caretakerOh...
Scary Movie 2 Hiawatha - Scary Movie 2 00:03
Hiawatha
Scary Movie 2 All rightWho's ready for a wingYours or the turkey's - Scary Movie 2 00:07
All rightWho's ready for a wingYours or the...
Scary Movie 2 Who's ready for a wingYours or the turkey'sHa ha haI just thought that was funnyWell I know what you'd likeHow about a leg - Scary Movie 2 00:12
Who's ready for a wingYours or the turkey'sHa ha...
Scary Movie 2 My germs - Scary Movie 2 00:04
My germs
Scary Movie 2 You take my little handNo Get it away from meTake it Take my hand - Scary Movie 2 00:08
You take my little handNo Get it away from meTake it Take my...
Scary Movie 2 Say heloo to Cindy ShortyHeloo CindyShorty are you OKTalk to meMorphine ChloroformHorse tranquilizers You drugged himI did not That's all his stuff - Scary Movie 2 00:19
Say heloo to Cindy ShortyHeloo CindyShorty are you OKTalk to...
Scary Movie 2 Horse tranquilizers You drugged himI did not That's all his stuff - Scary Movie 2 00:06
Horse tranquilizers You drugged himI did not That's all...
Scary Movie 4 Pee peePee pee vagina - Scary Movie 4 00:07
Pee peePee pee vagina