Chris Farley quotes in movies

Coneheads 00:06

I don't know where you're from

Coneheads 00:22

Hi Mr Conehead

Wayne's World 2 00:18

I hate my father I hate my life

Wayne's World 2 00:17

You're worthless You're less than nothing

Airheads 00:14

Great Grand Wonderful

Airheads 00:35

Don't you think you're out of your league chunk...

Airheads 00:07

Oh my God Here it is Rex All right

Billy Madison 00:29

Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver

Billy Madison 00:46

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass

Tommy Boy 00:59

Then guess what

Tommy Boy 01:03

You can get a good look at a T bone by sticking your head up...

Tommy Boy 01:26

We got a little problem here

Tommy Boy 01:05

I can't do this anymore

Tommy Boy 00:31

Sorry about your car

Tommy Boy 01:20

Him too afraid to get out

Tommy Boy 00:30

I can get a good look at a T bone by sticking my head up a...

Tommy Boy 00:43

I am your fah ther

Tommy Boy 00:24

I'm gonna graduate

Tommy Boy 00:11

Some of us are leaving

Tommy Boy 00:26

I l left a message

Tommy Boy 00:14

Did you hear I finally graduated

Tommy Boy 00:22

Oh that sounds good

Tommy Boy 00:47

Ron don't tell me the bank thinks we need to wait it...

Tommy Boy 00:42

Ron don't tell me the bank thinks we need to wait it...

Tommy Boy 00:24

What is this thing It's a buffer

Tommy Boy 00:15

There's even a fridge

Tommy Boy 00:09

I need your John Hancock

Tommy Boy 00:09

Can I open my eyes now Dad

Tommy Boy 00:18

It's so cool that you're getting married Saturday...

Tommy Boy 00:11

Brothers don't shake hands

Tommy Boy 00:28

I'm honored So is there anything to do in this town...

Tommy Boy 01:03

Look at 'em there

Tommy Boy 00:06

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid

Tommy Boy 00:33

RT I think I figured out the problem This order's going...

Tommy Boy 00:29

Hey nice How come you don't put the files in the file...

Tommy Boy 00:33

Remember your brother Duane

Tommy Boy 00:05

Watch your language in front of the lady punk

Tommy Boy 00:15

You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind...

Tommy Boy 00:08

What did I say about eating in the car anyways

Tommy Boy 00:28

What is our carrying charge for the merchandise

Tommy Boy 00:05

Does this suit make me look fat

Tommy Boy 00:13

It's a clip on Are you sure

Tommy Boy 00:26

Now it's sale time

Tommy Boy 01:03

What my associate is trying say is

Tommy Boy 00:23

Why didn't you pump any gas They're all out They...

Tommy Boy 00:17

I don't see any McKeesport

Tommy Boy 00:24

There was nothing I could do right

Tommy Boy 00:16

Where are we gonna take the deer

Tommy Boy 00:34

What's your hurry

Tommy Boy 00:04

You have de railed

Tommy Boy 00:13

That guy may not call us

Tommy Boy 00:25

I wouldn't say you did much better Thought you were so...

Tommy Boy 00:18

He seems like a nice guy

Tommy Boy 00:28

Is this your coat

Tommy Boy 00:25

I was just thinking

Tommy Boy 00:20

You're not your dad

Tommy Boy 00:19

That's right You're not your dad

Tommy Boy 00:45

Look Mommy the rhino is getting too close to the car

Tommy Boy 00:37

Do I have a mark on my face

Tommy Boy 00:20

I'll have chicken wings

Tommy Boy 01:05

What's your name

Tommy Boy 01:02

Did that board knock somethin' loose

Tommy Boy 00:55

You can call me

Tommy Boy 01:12

Let's think about this for a sec

Tommy Boy 00:10

Don't give her the weight room thing

Tommy Boy 01:13

What were you doing

Tommy Boy 00:14

Richard Who's your favorite Little Rascal

Tommy Boy 00:23

Lord I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life

Tommy Boy 00:20

You want mint for pillow

Tommy Boy 00:57

Something went haywire Your shipments got screwed up in the...