Clips with Chris Farley

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Tommy Boy Richard you can't drink in a car Don't you know we can get busted for that - Tommy Boy 00:15
Richard you can't drink in a car Don't you know we...
Tommy Boy I just barfed on an anthill - Tommy Boy 00:23
I just barfed on an anthill
Tommy Boy That's gonna leave a mark - Tommy Boy 00:05
That's gonna leave a mark
Tommy Boy Wow What's going on out here Walk slow - Tommy Boy 00:13
Wow What's going on out here Walk slow
Tommy Boy It's the guy who robbed the bank - Tommy Boy 00:23
It's the guy who robbed the bank
Tommy Boy Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there - Tommy Boy 00:11
Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there
Tommy Boy You can't just shut it down - Tommy Boy 00:24
You can't just shut it down
Tommy Boy You say one word to anyone and I will kill you - Tommy Boy 00:09
You say one word to anyone and I will kill you
Tommy Boy I thought they were on my side - Tommy Boy 00:25
I thought they were on my side
Tommy Boy I saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing her - Tommy Boy 00:08
I saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing...
Tommy Boy I'm gonna need your watch - Tommy Boy 00:06
I'm gonna need your watch
Tommy Boy Ray we're not looking for a handout I'm offering you a great deal - Tommy Boy 00:34
Ray we're not looking for a handout I'm offering...
Beverly Hills Ninja Oh you have a man friend - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:07
Oh you have a man friend
Beverly Hills Ninja She is incapable of such things - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:13
She is incapable of such things
Beverly Hills Ninja Sensei believe me this woman is telling the truth - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:17
Sensei believe me this woman is telling the truth
Beverly Hills Ninja I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:35
I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do
Beverly Hills Ninja What are you a spy or somethin' - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:23
What are you a spy or somethin'
Beverly Hills Ninja The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:23
The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin
Beverly Hills Ninja Hey man Do you know what I do every day once I leave here - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:29
Hey man Do you know what I do every day once I leave here
Beverly Hills Ninja Holy Shinto - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:07
Holy Shinto
Beverly Hills Ninja I am one with the universe I am one with the universe - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:09
I am one with the universe I am one with the universe
Beverly Hills Ninja Keep practicing Joey - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:10
Keep practicing Joey
Beverly Hills Ninja Do not be afraid A ninja knows when he is in danger - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:13
Do not be afraid A ninja knows when he is in danger
Beverly Hills Ninja Hey what are you doing - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:11
Hey what are you doing
Beverly Hills Ninja Hear about the lady that backed into the fan Dis assed her - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:12
Hear about the lady that backed into the fan Dis assed her
Beverly Hills Ninja I see you got the t200 split level printing press - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:20
I see you got the t200 split level printing press
Beverly Hills Ninja HARU Okey dokey - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:53
HARU Okey dokey
Beverly Hills Ninja Haru you are truly the Great White Ninja - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:20
Haru you are truly the Great White Ninja
Beverly Hills Ninja You may subject me to any torture you can think of but a ninja does not talk - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:18
You may subject me to any torture you can think of but a...
Beverly Hills Ninja Haru you must stop comparing yourself to Gobei - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:23
Haru you must stop comparing yourself to Gobei
Beverly Hills Ninja I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:25
I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you
Beverly Hills Ninja Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead Tanley - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:07
Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead Tanley
Beverly Hills Ninja I may not be the best ninja - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:11
I may not be the best ninja
Dirty Work Looks like there's gonna be a brawl You playin' something good - Dirty Work 00:16
Looks like there's gonna be a brawl You playin'...
Dirty Work And there's the Saigon whore - Dirty Work 00:10
And there's the Saigon whore
Dirty Work Wake up slut - Dirty Work 00:12
Wake up slut
Dirty Work In the land of the blind a man with one eye is king - Dirty Work 00:13
In the land of the blind a man with one eye is king
Dirty Work We're getting hitched - Dirty Work 00:31
We're getting hitched