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Guardians of the Galaxy The stone - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
The stone
Guardians of the Galaxy Oh you want to talk about senselessHow about trying to save us by blowing us upWe were only gonna blow you up if they didn't turn you overAnd how on earth were they gonna turn us overwhen you only gave them a count of fiveWe didn't have time to work out - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
Oh you want to talk about senselessHow about trying to save...
Guardians of the Galaxy I am Groot They are ungrateful - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
I am Groot They are ungrateful
Guardians of the Galaxy I have a planYou've got a planYesFirst of all you're copying me fromwhen I said I had a plan No I'm notPeople say that all the time It's not that unique of a thing to saySecondly I don't even believe you have a planI have part of a planWhat percentage of - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:02
I have a planYou've got a planYesFirst of all...
Guardians of the Galaxy You don't get to ask questionsafter the nonsense you pulled on KnowhereI just saved QuillWe've already establishedthat you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving meWhen did we establish it Like three seconds agoI wasn't listening I was thinking of - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
You don't get to ask questionsafter the nonsense you...
Guardians of the Galaxy I look around at usYou know what I seeLosersI mean likefolks who have lost stuffAnd we have Man we have All of usOur homesour familiesnormal livesAnd usually life takes more than it gives But not todayToday it's given us somethingIt has given us a - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:49
I look around at usYou know what I seeLosersI mean likefolks...
Guardians of the Galaxy It has given us a chance - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:13
It has given us a chance
Guardians of the Galaxy But Quill stopping Ronanit's impossibleYou're asking us to dieYeah I guess I amQuillI have lived most my life surrounded by my enemiesI will be grateful to die among my friendsYou are an honorable man QuillI will fight beside youAnd in the endI will see - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:43
But Quill stopping Ronanit's impossibleYou're...
Guardians of the Galaxy There's one more thing we need to complete the planThat guy's eyeNo No we don't No we don't needthat guy's eyeNo seriously I need it It's important to me - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
There's one more thing we need to complete the planThat...
Guardians of the Galaxy I can barely seeWhen did you learn to do thatPretty sure the answer isI am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:36
I can barely seeWhen did you learn to do thatPretty sure the...
Guardians of the Galaxy Star LordFinally - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
Star LordFinally
Guardians of the Galaxy Star LordFinally - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
Star LordFinally
Guardians of the Galaxy I can barely see When did you learn to do that Pretty sure the answer is I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:37
I can barely see When did you learn to do that Pretty sure...
Guardians of the Galaxy Take my handYou're mortalHowYou said it yourself bitchWe're the Guardians of the Galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:07
Take my handYou're mortalHowYou said it yourself...
Guardians of the Galaxy Thank you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Thank you
Delivery Man My children know that they're too old to be aborted - Delivery Man 00:04
My children know that they're too old to be aborted
Delivery Man I mean do your kids play professional basketball - Delivery Man 00:07
I mean do your kids play professional basketball
Delivery Man Stop everything for the rest of your life - Delivery Man 00:09
Stop everything for the rest of your life
Delivery Man Congratulations darling - Delivery Man 00:35
Congratulations darling
The Magnificent Seven If you're gonna kill me kill meIf you're gonna rob me rob meBut I will not go in that mineThere's rats in there - The Magnificent Seven 00:09
If you're gonna kill me kill meIf you're gonna rob...
The Magnificent Seven Virginia City Three days pastBest you remember who'd you cheat out of 50 in a card gameI assure you I did not have to cheat to beat the likes of you two - The Magnificent Seven 00:12
Virginia City Three days pastBest you remember who'd...
The Magnificent Seven Gentlemen allow me a moment to show you something quite miraculous - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
Gentlemen allow me a moment to show you something quite...
The Magnificent Seven We are never gonna cross paths again - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
We are never gonna cross paths again
The Magnificent Seven Our paths cross againTo what do I owe the pleasureCome onTook a job Looking for some men to join meIs there money in itAnd who's sheJoan of ArcMy name's Emma CullenAnd this is my associate Teddy QWell I do have an affinity for shiny thingsIs it difficult - The Magnificent Seven 00:38
Our paths cross againTo what do I owe the pleasureCome...
The Magnificent Seven The government don't pay a bounty on redskins anymoreYou must be out of work - The Magnificent Seven 00:07
The government don't pay a bounty on redskins...
The Magnificent Seven Quite a batch of straysI'll say a prayer for you You know a little prayerYeah you'll make a hell of a rugAnd you'll be murderedby the world's greatest lover - The Magnificent Seven 00:18
Quite a batch of straysI'll say a prayer for you You...
The Magnificent Seven BeholdOur army approachesGood they brought their pitchforks We may stand a chance after all - The Magnificent Seven 00:15
BeholdOur army approachesGood they brought their pitchforks...
The Magnificent Seven Y'all go home polish your rifles maybe the glint'll scare 'em off - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
Y'all go home polish your rifles maybe the...
The Magnificent Seven Y'all go home polish your rifles maybe the glint'll scare 'em off - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
Y'all go home polish your rifles maybe the...
The Magnificent Seven Reminds me of this fella I used to know - The Magnificent Seven 00:21
Reminds me of this fella I used to know
The Magnificent Seven Reminds me of this fella I used to knowFell off a five story buildingPassed each floor on the way downPeople inside heard him say So far so goodHe's dead now YeahI make good on my horse yet Sam - The Magnificent Seven 00:21
Reminds me of this fella I used to knowFell off a five story...
The Magnificent Seven PrettyI mean goodYour shooting is good Do it againSight the lowest part of the V cheek resting against theI had a father thank youI didn'tGod dang it I'm good - The Magnificent Seven 00:29
PrettyI mean goodYour shooting is good Do it againSight the...
The Magnificent Seven Her name is Ethel Put it away - The Magnificent Seven 00:21
Her name is Ethel Put it away
The Magnificent Seven I've always been lucky with one eyed jacks - The Magnificent Seven 00:04
I've always been lucky with one eyed jacks
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... We are from the planet Duplo - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:19
We are from the planet Duplo
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Emmet Well things sure have a way of working out smoothly - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:32
Emmet Well things sure have a way of working out smoothly
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... You gotta stop pretending everything is awesome - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:36
You gotta stop pretending everything is awesome
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... It's like it knows our every move - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:07
It's like it knows our every move
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Hang on to your fronds Planty - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:09
Hang on to your fronds Planty
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... No ulterior motives Just wanna help where I can - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:06
No ulterior motives Just wanna help where I can
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... You mind if I save your life - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:29
You mind if I save your life
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Emmet listen if we're gonna rescue your friends - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Emmet listen if we're gonna rescue your friends
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Did you draw stubble dots on your face - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:07
Did you draw stubble dots on your face
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... What's happening What did I just do - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:08
What's happening What did I just do
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... It's easy to harden your heart grunts - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
It's easy to harden your heart grunts
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... I'm gonna grow up - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
I'm gonna grow up
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... I am Back to the Future ing - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:15
I am Back to the Future ing
The Lego Movie 2: The Second... Everything can still be awesome - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 00:05
Everything can still be awesome
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I thought your thing was a swordWe've been hired to stop an interdimensional beastfrom feeding on those batteries and I'm gonna stop it with a swordIt's just swords were your thing and guns were mineBut I guess we're both doing guns now I just didn't know - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:14
I thought your thing was a swordWe've been hired to...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outsideI must cut through it from the insideHuhNo no Drax wait a minuteDraxWhat is he doingHe said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside so heThat doesn't make any sense I tried telling - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:32
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 What are they called againAnulax batteriesHarbulary batteriesThat's nothing like what I just said - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:10
What are they called againAnulax batteriesHarbulary...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the communityImpeccable both physically and mentallyWe control the DNA of our progenygerminating them in birthing podsI guess I prefer to make people the old fashioned wayPerhaps someday you could give me a - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:27
Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraftYou were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraftYou...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You put your turd in my bed I shave youOh it won't be my turdIt will be Drax'sI have famously huge turds - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:12
You put your turd in my bed I shave youOh it won't be...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Either one of you could have gotten us through that fieldhad you flown with what's between your earsinstead of what's between your legsIf what's between my legs had a hand on itI guarantee I could have landed this ship with it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:14
Either one of you could have gotten us through that fieldhad...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Do you know why I did it Star Munch HmmI'm not gonna answer to Star MunchI did it because I wanted toDickWhat are we even talking about this forWe just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 shipsHow littleWell I don't know like thisA little one inch - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:38
Do you know why I did it Star Munch HmmI'm not gonna...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I hired Yondu to pick you upwhen your mother passed awayBut instead of returning youYondu kept youI have no clue as to whyWell I'll tell you whyBecause I was a skinny little kidwho could squeeze into places adults couldn'tIt made it easier for - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:48
I hired Yondu to pick you upwhen your mother passed awayBut...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 What was that story you told me about Zardu HasselfrauWhoHe owned a magic boatDavid HasselhoffRightNot a magic boat A talking carWhy did he talk againTo help him fight crime and to be supportive - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:18
What was that story you told me about Zardu HasselfrauWhoHe...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 What is your goal here To get everybody to hate youBecause it's working - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:09
What is your goal here To get everybody to hate youBecause...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 If I touch someone I can feel their feelingsYou read minds NoTelepaths know thoughtsEmpaths feel feelingsEmotionsMay IAll rightYou feel loveYeah I guess I feel a general unselfish love for just about everybodyNoRomantic sexual loveNo I don'tFor her - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 01:26
If I touch someone I can feel their feelingsYou read minds...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 No I don't - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:25
No I don't
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I createdwhat I imagined biological life to be likedown to the most minute detailDid you make a penisDudeWhat is wrong with youIf he is a planet how could he make a baby with your motherHe would smush herI don't need to hear how my parentsWhyMy father - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:44
I createdwhat I imagined biological life to be likedown to...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 It's fortuitousyou listening to this songYou know BrandyBy Looking GlassA favorite of your mom'sYeah it wasOne of Earth's greatest musical compositionsPerhaps its very greatestYesPeter you and I we're the sailor in that songHe came on a summer's - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:56
It's fortuitousyou listening to this songYou know...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Well you may not be mortal but meNo Peterdeath will remain a stranger to both of usas long as the light burns within the planetI'm immortalMmm hmmReallyYes As long as the light existsAnd I can use the light to build cool thingslike how you made this whole - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:39
Well you may not be mortal but meNo Peterdeath will remain a...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Doesn't eternity get boringNot if you have a purpose Peterwhich is why you're here - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
Doesn't eternity get boringNot if you have a purpose...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 I call it the ExpansionIt is my purposeand now it is yours as wellIt's beautifulOver thousands of yearsI implanted thousands of extensions of myselfon thousands of worldsI need to fulfill life's one true purposeTo grow and spreadcovering all that - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:39
I call it the ExpansionIt is my purposeand now it is yours...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You said you loved my motherAnd that I didMy river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radioI returned to Earth to see her three timesAnd I knew if I returned a fourthI'd never leaveThe Expansionthe reason for my very existence - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 01:28
You said you loved my motherAnd that I didMy river lily who...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kidOtherwise you'd have delivered me to this maniacYou still reckon that's the reasonI kept you around you idiotThat's what you told me you old doofusOnce I figured out what happened to them other kidsI wasn't just - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:20
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kidOtherwise...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 You people have issuesOf course I have issuesThat's my freakin' father - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:09
You people have issuesOf course I have issuesThat's my...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 So we're saving the galaxy againI guessAwesomeWe're really gonna be able to jack up our pricesif we're two time galaxy savers - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:12
So we're saving the galaxy againI...