Chris Rock quotes in movies
Bobby Vale
Dolemite Is My Name
Parking Valet
Beverly Hills Cop II
Comedian (voice)
A I Artificial Intelligence
Marty
Madagascar
Marty
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Rufus
Dogma
Caretaker
The Longest Yard
Pookie
New Jack City
Stand-Up Comedian on TV
Me, Myself & Irene
Lee Butters
Lethal Weapon 4
Chaka Luther King
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones
Kurt McKenzie
Grown Ups
Lawrence
Nobody's Fool
Mooseblood
Bee Movie
Rodney
Doctor Dolittle
Marty
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Aaron
Death at a Funeral
Kurt McKenzie
Grown Ups 2
Richard Cooper
I Think I Love My Wife
Kirby Cordice
The Week Of
Testimonial
Sandy Wexler
Andre Allen
Top Five
Self
One Direction: This Is Us
Taxi Driver
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Mays Gilliam
Head of State
Jake Hayes
Bad Company
Self
Comedian
Self - Artist
Summer of Soul
Lance Barton
Down to Earth
JB
Pootie Tang
Self
Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker
Self
Chris Rock: Bring the Pain
Bony T
Boomerang
Albert
CB4
Person Standing Next to Club Phone During Fight
Krush Groove




































Clips with Chris Rock
Dolemite Is My Name
00:23
It's like Christmas
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:53
And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:20
That is definitely not crackalackin'
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:19
She likes to move it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:28
I don't like the looks of this guy
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
01:36
The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:46
I still think he's a show off
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:26
This is a little weird
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:12
This is where we belong
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:12
I don't like the looks of this guy He's kind of cute
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:13
Beautiful isn't it
Dogma
00:41
Tell me something about me
Dogma
00:15
You know Christ
Dogma
01:13
I think it's better to have ideas
Dogma
01:24
Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters
Dogma
00:30
You know what the dead do with most of their time
Dogma
00:52
White folks only want to hear the good shit
Dogma
00:52
I'm telling you
Dogma
00:17
Are you saying you believe
Dogma
00:31
Grab the little ones as well
Dogma
00:54
In the three years I followed His ass around Jerusalem
Dogma
00:25
We were sent by Him who is called I Am
Dogma
00:58
The 14th Apostle
Dogma
00:22
Very basic strategy
Dogma
00:29
Speaking of which
Dogma
00:52
Between guys with wings
Dogma
00:22
Weren't we just in the woods
Dogma
00:35
You were martyred
Dogma
00:18
What are you doing
Dogma
00:51
He likes to listen to people talk
Dogma
00:34
Constitutionals
Dogma
00:21
So what do we do now
Dogma
01:11
Jesus wasn't white
Dogma
00:37
The man was right about you
Dogma
00:34
You ever see that flick
Dogma
01:08
Bartlteby and Loki
Dogma
01:05
Never heard of it
Dogma
00:31
What I just did gave me a fucking migraine
Dogma
00:12
'Cause I'm a black man
Dogma
00:16
Are we too late
Dogma
00:18
I'm supposed to be in it
Dogma
00:13
I thought she looked familiar
Dogma
00:27
You know death is a worry of the living
Dogma
00:31
I remember when all we used to have for breakfast was fish...
Dogma
00:19
Yo man tell me something about me
Dogma
00:16
He said mankind got it all wrong
Dogma
00:10
Wait wait wait
Dogma
00:26
Jesus didn't have brothers and sisters Mary was a virgin
Dogma
00:09
Is the shit that gets carried out in his name
Dogma
00:09
You know what the dead do with most of their time
Dogma
00:19
White folks only wanna hear the good shit
Dogma
00:16
I'm telling you man this ceremony's a big mistake
Dogma
00:13
Great great grandniece of Jesus Christ
Dogma
00:07
Are you saying you believe
Dogma
00:13
Fill them pews people
Dogma
00:19
Let me guess 14th apostle left out of the Bible because...
Dogma
00:12
Speaking of which you're awfully nude
Dogma
00:33
In the three years I followed his ass around Jerusalem did I...
Dogma
00:06
So what do we do now
Dogma
00:13
We were sent by him who is called I Am
Dogma
00:14
The man was right about you
Dogma
00:07
Very basic strategy
Dogma
00:18
Wait a second
Dogma
00:24
People die for it People kill for it
Dogma
00:35
He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender
Dogma
00:08
You were martyred
Dogma
00:08
What are you doing
Dogma
00:13
He likes to listen to people talk
Dogma
00:15
She said
Dogma
00:12
You know those constitutionals that he likes to take
Dogma
00:24
What's that Jesus wasn't white Jesus was black
Dogma
00:12
Think someone threw him out a plane with a message on him
Dogma
00:10
Weren't we just in the woods What are we doing here now
Dogma
00:09
Hey What I just did gave me a fucking migraine
Dogma
00:04
And why is that Because I'm a black man
Dogma
00:06
Are we too late
Dogma
00:05
But I'm supposed to be in it I was the 13th apostle
Dogma
00:07
I thought she looked familiar
Dogma
00:06
Let me let you in on a little inside info
Dogma
00:06
Biggie
Dogma
00:07
Death is a worry of the living
Dogma
00:08
I remember when all we had for breakfast was fish and goat's...
Dogma
00:09
Hey man back in the old days with J C we used to walk...
The Longest Yard
00:18
Who we gonna crush
The Longest Yard
00:26
He broke ded my nose
The Longest Yard
00:27
Will you teach me to football
The Longest Yard
00:19
His name is Ronnie
The Longest Yard
00:38
You play football
The Longest Yard
00:20
We didn't get the whole chocolate bar
The Longest Yard
00:48
Against the guards
The Longest Yard
00:29
You took a shit in my toilet
The Longest Yard
00:46
The only game I'll play with you
The Longest Yard
00:51
Whatever your pleasure
The Longest Yard
00:17
Shut up and pour me a drink
The Longest Yard
00:24
I brokeded your toy
The Longest Yard
00:37
That's my flyer
The Longest Yard
00:12
That boy's got slave feet
The Longest Yard
00:12
That boy got slave feet
The Longest Yard
00:14
He could catch a cold in the desert
The Longest Yard
00:20
Do the girls get to play
The Longest Yard
00:16
Stop the violence
The Longest Yard
00:22
Don't give me that shit
Lethal Weapon 4
00:49
You have the right to remain silent
Lethal Weapon 4
00:55
What did ya bust him for
Lethal Weapon 4
00:57
Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan
Lethal Weapon 4
00:14
Why did you call him my son in law
Lethal Weapon 4
00:15
You got the right to remain silent So shut the fuck up
Lethal Weapon 4
00:20
Riggs who's the perp
Lethal Weapon 4
00:17
Somebody took my number and called Afghanistan Afghanistan
Lethal Weapon 4
00:05
Hey Riggs Why'd you call him my son in law
Lethal Weapon 4
00:06
Stop Stop in Chinese motherfucker Halt
Lethal Weapon 4
00:07
Let's shoot his legs with Novocain
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
00:12
And that's the problem
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
00:19
Here's your coffee sir
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
00:05
You're the man sir
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
00:04
Crack crack cracker
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
00:07
Nice going four eyes
Osmosis Jones
00:27
But it makes for a good pep talk
Grown Ups
00:26
I want some milk
Grown Ups
00:49
Since when did you learn to speak Chinese
Grown Ups
01:10
I gotta make a sissy
Grown Ups
01:12
What the hell is that
Grown Ups
00:28
And I am lowballing
Grown Ups
00:45
Get out of here
Grown Ups
00:42
I want mommy's milk
Grown Ups
00:44
I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe
Grown Ups
00:22
I see that ass is still growing
Grown Ups
01:15
Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off
Grown Ups
00:10
How do you get that Hey
Grown Ups
00:36
He wants mommy's milk Give him some mommy's milk
Grown Ups
00:07
I see that ass is still growing
Grown Ups
00:11
Mama I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe
Bee Movie
00:23
I was already a bloodsucking parasite
Bee Movie
00:55
You're not dead
Doctor Dolittle
01:17
I'll give you a hint
Doctor Dolittle
01:19
Hey this is cruel to animals
Doctor Dolittle
01:34
You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behavior
Doctor Dolittle
00:28
Don't look at me
Doctor Dolittle
01:04
What is all this
Doctor Dolittle
00:59
Did Daddy learn how to be bossy from you
Doctor Dolittle
00:24
Somebody get the license plate number
Doctor Dolittle
00:42
Ask her if she's got any lettuce
Doctor Dolittle
00:30
Let's just chill
Doctor Dolittle
00:28
What are you doing
Doctor Dolittle
00:30
Comin' home empty handed
Doctor Dolittle
00:31
Hey honey feelin' better Who's this
Doctor Dolittle
00:32
L'm gettin' whisker whipped up here
Doctor Dolittle
00:14
Momma Momma l'm not your momma
Doctor Dolittle
00:36
You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour
Doctor Dolittle
00:05
Man you scared the crap outta me See There it is
Doctor Dolittle
00:36
Good evening Doctor Oh no no
Doctor Dolittle
00:35
Grandpa did Daddy learn how to be bossy from you
Doctor Dolittle
00:08
Somebody get the license plate number l have just been...
Doctor Dolittle
00:13
Need some help No We're fine
Doctor Dolittle
00:12
Let's chill Let's just chill
Doctor Dolittle
00:04
And l really want him to
Doctor Dolittle
00:07
Comin' home empty handed Don't tell me there wasn't a gift...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:29
The original theater in the round
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
01:02
We're going the wrong way
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:21
I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:15
Don't fail me now
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
02:08
You are from a zoo
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:14
What are we gonna do
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:11
Ra da da da da da da da da circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:10
How do a lion a zebra a giraffe and a hippo walk into a...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:13
The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the round
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:19
Marty Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly lady
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:16
You're going the wrong way Marty Just call me Marty o...
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:07
I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:22
My rock looks smaller than I remember it
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:05
You got it Afro don't fail me now
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:03
Move over Miss Daisy
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:05
That's what I call crack a lackin' to the mack a lackin'
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:34
You were never circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most...
00:11
It's the fuzz
Death at a Funeral
00:35
Let me get this straight
Death at a Funeral
00:42
Look at Martina
Death at a Funeral
00:11
Let me get this straight
Death at a Funeral
00:12
Look at Martina Man that girl is all grown up
Death at a Funeral
00:14
Brian Who's this
Grown Ups 2
00:16
I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore
Grown Ups 2
00:30
Just two years of this
I Think I Love My Wife
00:20
You know some people say life is short
I Think I Love My Wife
00:36
Chicken again
I Think I Love My Wife
00:35
Chicken
I Think I Love My Wife
00:14
I mean before you get married you get call s like
I Think I Love My Wife
00:23
Life is about choice
I Think I Love My Wife
00:14
When two people admit
The Week Of
00:18
How we doin' with the AC You good still You don't need it...
The Week Of
00:15
He'll get in the game guys
Top Five
00:35
A lot of people don't like dates It's like I hate dating I...
Top Five
00:26
Come on man You're coming to the party right
Top Five
00:12
No everything does not mean something okay
Top Five
00:04
Fry or die
Top Five
00:03
It's Hammy Time
Top Five
00:36
What's up This is Andre Allen and when I listen to satellite...
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
00:30
First time in New York Yes my friend
Head of State
00:06
I work in a neighborhood so bad you can get shot while...
Head of State
00:06
Show me a man that's never said shit l'll show you someone...
Head of State
00:06
You can't use food stamps to buy tires
Head of State
00:04
You the man You the woman
Head of State
00:14
You show up to get your pension they give you a pen
Head of State
00:16
If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now you...
Head of State
00:04
He's avoiding me like he owes me child support
Head of State
00:05
I'm the government I can do anything
Head of State
00:20
Where are we on this running mate thing
Head of State
00:28
That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about
Head of State
00:15
Who are you to call this place a rattrap
Head of State
00:28
Miss Pearl we got to get out of here They're going to blow...
Head of State
00:12
How many of you right now
Head of State
00:13
The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet Our numbers are...
Head of State
00:24
Yo Lewis
Head of State
00:06
I asked my niece the other day What's four plus four She...
Head of State
00:04
I thought l told you that we won't stop
Head of State
00:13
America is the richest most powerful nation on earth
Head of State
00:03
Security
Head of State
00:08
Don't steal my car now
Head of State
00:08
I'm seeing everybody else
Bad Company
00:06
Yeah where are you At the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You
Bad Company
00:36
Don't worry son There'll be extra money in this mission
Bad Company
00:22
Oh well Well that didn't work did it
Bad Company
00:34
Do you understand what happened to you just now Yeah I was...
Bad Company
00:36
I mean if you stayed on top of things you'd understand
Bad Company
00:31
Good luck Mr Hayes
Bad Company
00:07
Morning Mr Hayes
Bad Company
00:05
Man this is buggin' me out
Bad Company
00:15
Is this fish Yeah of course You love fish
Bad Company
00:05
Get dressed It's 4 59
Bad Company
00:06
Does it play DVDs
Bad Company
00:14
You've got the wrong guy I don't even have a brother
Bad Company
00:05
In my foster house we was so poor we used to lick stamps for...
Bad Company
00:13
Then you're gonna do this Then I'm gonna do this
Bad Company
00:14
Mr Turner made one phone call to the United States
Bad Company
00:04
Why do they call this guy The Hammer
Bad Company
00:04
You didn't know chess was a contact sport did you
Bad Company
00:09
Is this shit dangerous
Bad Company
00:08
Now what
Bad Company
00:08
I'm never gonna get married Not again If you're never gonna...
Bad Company
00:35
Your brother died saving my life Did you know that
Bad Company
00:16
You're still there right Yes we're still here Mr Hayes
Bad Company
00:05
Who's shooting at us Rival antique dealers
Bad Company
00:04
Hey I don't speak terrorist
Bad Company
00:11
They woke me up Look man if you want me to spy I'm gonna...
Bad Company
00:19
Mr Turner so glad to have you back sir
Bad Company
00:10
So you're leaving me and going back to Kenneth That's what I...
Bad Company
00:11
I'm not goin' nowhere I just got married Can't a brother get...
Bad Company
00:04
Get off Off Take a bus
Bad Company
00:05
I hate you I hate you
Bad Company
00:12
He's a Russian ex army colonel kingpin in the Russian mafia
Bad Company
00:07
Welcome to Prague
Bad Company
00:09
I want to go to Jersey I want to see my girl
Down to Earth
00:10
Don't worry I had a hard enough time
Down to Earth
00:04
Shut up before I crush you with my wallet
Down to Earth
00:06
I'm black again I'm a black man
Down to Earth
00:11
That when we went to bed he'd unplug the clocks
Down to Earth
00:04
You killed me You killed me Hey Hey
Down to Earth
00:10
From now on we got a new slogan
Down to Earth
00:17
Look I don't have a problem with Sontee Jenkins I want to...
Down to Earth
00:12
We're goin' in Everybody Allright
Down to Earth
00:09
When I was a kid we were so poor
Down to Earth
00:07
What is this place This is heaven
Down to Earth
00:08
You see this foot You see this foot
Down to Earth
00:10
I got hit by a truck I got smashed by a car I got shot
Down to Earth
00:10
You okay Sontee I'm okay You okay
Down to Earth
00:06
Did you know your coat's bleeding Mind your business
Down to Earth
00:07
Didn't your mama tell you to carry an extra handcuff key
Down to Earth
00:06
Tiger Woods y'all Tiger Woods y'all
Down to Earth
00:10
How am I supposed to get laughs lookin' like him He looks...
Down to Earth
00:19
I'm sorry if you look good you're gonna have a good life
Down to Earth
00:09
You know what There's a big rap concert in the Bronx tonight
Down to Earth
00:06
What kind of man are you It sounds like I'm an asshole
Down to Earth
00:12
Hey I still look like me
Down to Earth
00:06
Are you happy
Down to Earth
00:32
You know the first kiss
Boomerang
00:20
Told you man Told you man Check this out man
CB4
00:30
Do you cuss on your records Yeah
CB4
00:11
Don't waste electricity on that rap mess
CB4
00:04
Dance in my pants and in your face
CB4
00:12
It's ice cream Did you know a black man invented ice cream
CB4
00:15
It's ice cream Did you know a black man invented ice cream