Chris Rock

Chris Rock quotes in movies

Bobby Vale Dolemite Is My Name poster Dolemite Is My Name Parking Valet Beverly Hills Cop II poster Beverly Hills Cop II Comedian (voice) A I Artificial Intelligence poster A I Artificial Intelligence Marty Madagascar poster Madagascar Marty Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa poster Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Rufus Dogma poster Dogma Caretaker The Longest Yard poster The Longest Yard Pookie New Jack City poster New Jack City Stand-Up Comedian on TV Me, Myself & Irene poster Me, Myself & Irene Lee Butters Lethal Weapon 4 poster Lethal Weapon 4 Chaka Luther King Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back poster Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Osmosis Jones Osmosis Jones poster Osmosis Jones Kurt McKenzie Grown Ups poster Grown Ups Lawrence Nobody's Fool poster Nobody's Fool Mooseblood Bee Movie poster Bee Movie Rodney Doctor Dolittle poster Doctor Dolittle Marty Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted poster Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Aaron Death at a Funeral poster Death at a Funeral Kurt McKenzie Grown Ups 2 poster Grown Ups 2 Richard Cooper I Think I Love My Wife poster I Think I Love My Wife Kirby Cordice The Week Of poster The Week Of Testimonial Sandy Wexler poster Sandy Wexler Andre Allen Top Five poster Top Five Self One Direction: This Is Us poster One Direction: This Is Us Taxi Driver You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster You Don't Mess with the Zohan Mays Gilliam Head of State poster Head of State Jake Hayes Bad Company poster Bad Company Self Comedian poster Comedian Self - Artist Summer of Soul poster Summer of Soul Lance Barton Down to Earth poster Down to Earth JB Pootie Tang poster Pootie Tang Self Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker poster Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker Self Chris Rock: Bring the Pain poster Chris Rock: Bring the Pain Bony T Boomerang poster Boomerang Albert CB4 poster CB4 Person Standing Next to Club Phone During Fight Krush Groove poster Krush Groove Self Bowling for Columbine poster Bowling for Columbine Milton King Amsterdam poster Amsterdam Chris Rock A Very Murray Christmas poster A Very Murray Christmas Self The Last Laugh poster The Last Laugh Self Good Hair poster Good Hair Chris Rock Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead 1st Lt. Oster Sgt Bilko poster Sgt Bilko Self Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger London, New York, Johannesburg poster Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger London,... Older Hero Mouse The Witches poster The Witches Rib Joint Customer I'm Gonna Git You Sucka poster I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Self The Aristocrats poster The Aristocrats Joey Beverly Hills Ninja poster Beverly Hills Ninja Wesley Nurse Betty poster Nurse Betty Self 537 Votes poster 537 Votes Mingus Two Days in New York poster Two Days in New York Vic What to Expect When You're Expecting poster What to Expect When You're Expecting Self Bamboozled poster Bamboozled Pizza Delivery Guy Paparazzi poster Paparazzi Chris Rock Louie poster Louie Self - Guest Chappelle's Show poster Chappelle's Show Self The Eric Andre Show poster The Eric Andre Show Narrator Everybody Hates Chris poster Everybody Hates Chris Loy Cannon Fargo poster Fargo Roger 'Booda' Sack King of the Hill poster King of the Hill Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self The Kardashians poster The Kardashians Roy Wilkins Rustin poster Rustin Jasmine Perry The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air poster The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Kitty PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie poster PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie Self George Carlin's American Dream poster George Carlin's American Dream Self Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project poster Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project Self Chris Rock: Selective Outrage poster Chris Rock: Selective Outrage Self Superpower poster Superpower Self Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute poster Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Chris Rock

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Bad Company Hey I don't speak terrorist - Bad Company 00:04
Hey I don't speak terrorist
Bad Company I'm not goin' nowhere I just got married Can't a brother get a piece of cake - Bad Company 00:11
I'm not goin' nowhere I just got married...
Bad Company I'm never gonna get married Not again If you're never gonna get married again - Bad Company 00:08
I'm never gonna get married Not again If you're...
Head of State You can't use food stamps to buy tires - Head of State 00:04
You can't use food stamps to buy tires
Head of State I work in a neighborhood so bad you can get shot while you're getting shot - Head of State 00:07
I work in a neighborhood so bad you can get shot while...
Head of State Who are you to call this place a rattrap - Head of State 00:15
Who are you to call this place a rattrap
Head of State Miss Pearl we got to get out of here They're going to blow this place up - Head of State 00:27
Miss Pearl we got to get out of here They're going to...
Head of State Don't steal my car now - Head of State 00:10
Don't steal my car now
Head of State I'm seeing everybody else - Head of State 00:09
I'm seeing everybody else
Head of State That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about - Head of State 00:29
That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about
Head of State How many of you right now - Head of State 00:12
How many of you right now
Head of State You show up to get your pension they give you a pen - Head of State 00:14
You show up to get your pension they give you a pen
Head of State Show me a man that's never said shit l'll show you someone full of shit - Head of State 00:06
Show me a man that's never said shit l'll show you...
Head of State Where are we on this running mate thing - Head of State 00:20
Where are we on this running mate thing
Head of State You the man You the woman - Head of State 00:04
You the man You the woman
Head of State Security - Head of State 00:03
Security
Head of State The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet Our numbers are going up - Head of State 00:14
The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet Our numbers...
Head of State I thought l told you that we won't stop - Head of State 00:05
I thought l told you that we won't stop
Head of State Yo Lewis Your mother' s ass is so big - Head of State 00:23
Yo Lewis Your mother' s ass is so big
Head of State If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now you could stop crime - Head of State 00:17
If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now...
Head of State America is the richest most powerful nation on earth - Head of State 00:13
America is the richest most powerful nation on earth
Head of State I asked my niece the other day What's four plus four She said 44 - Head of State 00:05
I asked my niece the other day What's four plus four...
Head of State I'm the government I can do anything - Head of State 00:05
I'm the government I can do anything
Bee Movie Just keep stillWhat You're not deadDo I look dead They will wipe anything that moves Where you headedTo Honey Farms I am onto something huge hereI'm going to Alaska Moose blood crazy stuff Blows your head offI'm going to TacomaAnd you He really is deadAll - Bee Movie 00:23
Just keep stillWhat You're not deadDo I look dead They...
Bee Movie He's a lawyer tooI was already a blood sucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase - Bee Movie 00:08
He's a lawyer tooI was already a blood sucking parasite...
The Longest Yard You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me after the white kidsUsed to be mad too It's likeI can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play - The Longest Yard 00:11
You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me...
The Longest Yard Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you need meth Hey you need Prozac I'm your manI know how you white boys always deal with that depressionI mean me personally I don't understand what you white boysall depressed about Hey you're white - The Longest Yard 00:15
Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you...
The Longest Yard Do the girls get to playWe're playing footballs not balls balls - The Longest Yard 00:06
Do the girls get to playWe're playing footballs not...
The Longest Yard Yo man that's my flier man I worked hard on itYou see He ran like a little bitch right You saw that rightYo team needs you Team needs youYou sh You come to the tr Come to the tree outs - The Longest Yard 00:14
Yo man that's my flier man I worked hard on itYou see...
The Longest Yard Will you teach me to footballSure we'll teach you to football Won't we CaretakerHey I'll teach you anything Just don't eat me - The Longest Yard 00:09
Will you teach me to footballSure we'll teach you to...
The Longest Yard Down Shrek Down - The Longest Yard 00:04
Down Shrek Down
The Longest Yard I'm sorry I brokeded your toyNo that's a good thing You should have a victory hug with Caretaker - The Longest Yard 00:09
I'm sorry I brokeded your toyNo that's a good...
The Longest Yard I got a bird His name is RonnieWell tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out - The Longest Yard 00:08
I got a bird His name is RonnieWell tell Ronnie you got...
The Longest Yard Wow, no bullshit. - The Longest Yard 00:30
Wow, no bullshit.
The Longest Yard The only game we'd play with you isSlap the Point Shaving White Boy Till He Cries Like a Baby Back BitchINMATES LAUGHBaby back bitch baby back bitch Baby back bitchThat's a big ass robot Yeah - The Longest Yard 00:15
The only game we'd play with you isSlap the Point...
The Longest Yard Well we didn't get the whole chocolate barbut we got a Hershey's Kiss - The Longest Yard 00:06
Well we didn't get the whole chocolate barbut we got a...
The Longest Yard That boy's got slave feet - The Longest Yard 00:05
That boy's got slave feet
The Longest Yard He broke ded my nose - The Longest Yard 00:30
He broke ded my nose
The Longest Yard Run Forrest run - The Longest Yard 00:04
Run Forrest run
The Longest Yard He could catch a cold in the desert - The Longest Yard 00:08
He could catch a cold in the desert
The Longest Yard Who we gonna crush The guardsWho we gonna kill The guardsWho we gonna kiss The guardsGotcha - The Longest Yard 00:09
Who we gonna crush The guardsWho we gonna kill The guardsWho...
The Longest Yard Check your toilet There should be a little surprise in there for youYou took a shit in my toiletNo that's the surprise I left in Brucie's toilet - The Longest Yard 00:10
Check your toilet There should be a little surprise in there...
The Longest Yard Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch - The Longest Yard 00:04
Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch
The Longest Yard Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass - The Longest Yard 00:05
Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head...
The Longest Yard He pitches it to Megget He's got some room - The Longest Yard 00:15
He pitches it to Megget He's got some room
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa I don't like the looks of this guy He's kind of cuteHe's kind of a showoffYou think he's cute - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:10
I don't like the looks of this guy He's kind of...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa I still think he's a show off - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:18
I still think he's a show off
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa This could be it Marty I want you to know you are a one in a million friendThanks buddy You're the best everAnd you won't mind when I tell you Tell me anythingI broke your iPodThe buttons were so small It made me madThe horror I'm sorryI'll kill you butt - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:24
This could be it Marty I want you to know you are a one in a...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:24
And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa A markAll right this is a little weirdHoney he's come homeWhatYou've come homeSonDadMom and Dad Mom and DadMom and Dad It's my mom and dadI got a mom and dadMy baby's aliveDad - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:45
A markAll right this is a little weirdHoney he's come...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Beautiful isn't itIt's amazingGuysthis is where we belong - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:11
Beautiful isn't itIt's amazingGuysthis is where we...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa That is definitely not crack a lackin'It is lackin' in the crackin' my friend I've gotta fix this - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:09
That is definitely not crack a lackin'It is...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa I want to show him I'm a real lionAs opposed to a chocolate lion - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:08
I want to show him I'm a real lionAs opposed to a...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demandsNow maternity leaveMaternity leave You're all malesWe need that plane for a rescue missionThere's nothing I can do until we bust up this unionI'll bust up all of you if you don't get this plane - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:44
The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our...
I Think I Love My Wife I mean before you get married you get call s like - I Think I Love My Wife 00:14
I mean before you get married you get call s like
I Think I Love My Wife Chicken - I Think I Love My Wife 00:35
Chicken
I Think I Love My Wife Who the hell are you talking to - I Think I Love My Wife 00:17
Who the hell are you talking to
I Think I Love My Wife You know some people say life is short - I Think I Love My Wife 00:20
You know some people say life is short
I Think I Love My Wife When two people admit - I Think I Love My Wife 00:14
When two people admit
I Think I Love My Wife Life is about choice - I Think I Love My Wife 00:23
Life is about choice
The Witches A witch might be living right next door to you right now - The Witches 01:06
A witch might be living right next door to you right now
The Witches My story begins during the last month of 1968 - The Witches 00:12
My story begins during the last month of 1968
The Witches If Bruno came to stay with me Grandma and Daisy - The Witches 00:37
If Bruno came to stay with me Grandma and Daisy
Madagascar 3: Europe's... How do a lion a zebra a giraffe and a hippowalk into a casino in Monte CarloI don't know Ask the Rabbi Hey I'm serious - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:10
How do a lion a zebra a giraffe and a hippowalk into a...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly ladyThat is roach killing uglyALEX WHISPERING That's not a lady That's the King of VersaillesAnd that's not the King of VersaillesThat's the chimps And the chimps are like smokeAnd where there's smoke there's - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:19
Whoa Look at that That is one ugly mug ugly ladyThat is...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... Move over Miss Daisy - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:03
Move over Miss Daisy
Madagascar 3: Europe's... It's the fuzzWhat are we gonna do We can't hide forever - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:11
It's the fuzzWhat are we gonna do We can't hide...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the roundMy ancestors used to perform here No kiddingYeah Every show had a captive audienceApparently they killed Sounds like a great gig - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:13
The Colosseum Marty The original theater in the roundMy...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... Da da da da da da da da circus Da da da da da da da da AfroCircus Afro Circus AfroPolka dot polka dot polka dot AfroReally - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:12
Da da da da da da da da circus Da da da da da da da da...
Madagascar 3: Europe's... That's what I call crack a lackin' to the Mack a lackin' - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:05
That's what I call crack a lackin' to the Mack a...