Clips with Chris Tucker

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Money Talks Do not say a word about my fianc e's weight - Money Talks 00:12
Do not say a word about my fianc e's weight
Money Talks You're phat - Money Talks 00:16
You're phat
Money Talks He had a lot of women - Money Talks 00:14
He had a lot of women
Money Talks You better not be over no girl's house - Money Talks 00:11
You better not be over no girl's house
Money Talks I'm wanted for murder - Money Talks 00:18
I'm wanted for murder
Money Talks I will slap the hell outta you - Money Talks 00:31
I will slap the hell outta you
Money Talks What's happening - Money Talks 00:37
What's happening
Money Talks I want some answers - Money Talks 00:19
I want some answers
Money Talks Long Beach airport - Money Talks 00:38
Long Beach airport
Money Talks If I give you the gun and he shoots me - Money Talks 00:06
If I give you the gun and he shoots me
Money Talks We gotta go - Money Talks 00:10
We gotta go
Rush Hour I don't need no partner and ain't never gonna have oneDid Kojak have a partner Yeah The fat guyHe wasn't never with him Did ColumboCaptain Diel ordered me to go with youbecause you needed bomb squad backup but once againyou screwed me and yourself - Rush Hour 00:16
I don't need no partner and ain't never gonna have...
Rush Hour Team Johnson this is the LAPDthe most hated cops in the free worldMy own mama ashamed of meShe tell everybody I'm a drug dealer - Rush Hour 00:10
Team Johnson this is the LAPDthe most hated cops in the free...
Rush Hour Even if I had an extra manwho would want such a bullshit assignmentWell it's a disgrace to meIt's a disgrace to my departmentIt's a disgrace toDan I'm sending someone right overCaptain I know you read the paper but they lyingI wouldn't do nothing like - Rush Hour 00:56
Even if I had an extra manwho would want such a bullshit...
Rush Hour Every so often we have to let the general public knowthat we can still blow shit up - Rush Hour 00:07
Every so often we have to let the general public knowthat we...
Rush Hour I'll look out for you when I reach the topI'm gonna make you mayor I'd rather you didn't - Rush Hour 00:07
I'll look out for you when I reach the topI'm...
Rush Hour No disrespect but he's only gonna get in my wayI'm not used to having a partnerIf I'm handling the situation I'm gonna have to work aloneCarter he is the situation - Rush Hour 00:12
No disrespect but he's only gonna get in my wayI'm...
Rush Hour Must be a misunderstandingI was sent down here for the kidnapping Little girl - Rush Hour 00:07
Must be a misunderstandingI was sent down here for the...
Rush Hour Please tell me you speak EnglishI'm Detective CarterDo you speaka any EnglishDo you understand the words that are coming out of my mouthI cannot believe this shitFirst I get a bullshit assignmentnow Mr Rice A Ronidon't even speak AmericanCome on My ride's - Rush Hour 00:56
Please tell me you speak EnglishI'm Detective CarterDo...
Rush Hour I let people talk who like to talkIt makes it easier to find out how full of shit they areWhat the hell did you just say - Rush Hour 00:11
I let people talk who like to talkIt makes it easier to find...
Rush Hour Just sit there and shut up This ain't no democracyYes it is No it ain'tThis is the United States of James Carter nowI'm the president I'm the emperor I'm the kingI'm Michael Jackson you TitoYour ass belong to me - Rush Hour 00:19
Just sit there and shut up This ain't no democracyYes...
Rush Hour Why would they not want my help'Cause they don't give a damn about youThey don't like you I don't like youI don't care I'm here for the girlThe girl don't like you Nobody likes you - Rush Hour 00:14
Why would they not want my help'Cause they don't...
Rush Hour Beach BoysOh hell noYou didn't just touch my goddamn radioThe Beach Boys are great American musicThe Beach Boys'll get you a great ass whoopin'Don't you ever touch a black man's radio boyYou can do that in Chinabut you'll get your ass killed out here - Rush Hour 00:19
Beach BoysOh hell noYou didn't just touch my goddamn...
Rush Hour Is this weedWhatYou got a prescription for this Where is itWhere is itWhereWhereWhere WhereI should take your ass to jail For whatFor what Look at thisThat's nothing but a cigarette This ciga weedWell it look like cigaretteYou better have glaucoma I do - Rush Hour 00:29
Is this weedWhatYou got a prescription for this Where is...
Rush Hour Don't act like you don't know nothing - Rush Hour 00:18
Don't act like you don't know nothing
Rush Hour Get your big Happy Meal ass overGet over in the corner - Rush Hour 00:06
Get your big Happy Meal ass overGet over in the corner
Rush Hour I'm still the law around hereNext time I come here y'all better clean this upAnd brush your teeth - Rush Hour 00:07
I'm still the law around hereNext time I come here...
Rush Hour Hey what are you doingYou ain't the only one with quick hands are you - Rush Hour 00:07
Hey what are you doingYou ain't the only one with quick...
Rush Hour Seen a little Asian dude about this heightwith a steering wheel on his armGo screw yourselfWhat you sayI said go screw yourselfYou take your sensitive ass up there and let me inDon't make me get up out of this truckLet this putz inMan when I get up in - Rush Hour 00:20
Seen a little Asian dude about this heightwith a steering...
Rush Hour I ain't supposed to be jumping on busesI do not do that I am not Carl Lewis - Rush Hour 00:07
I ain't supposed to be jumping on busesI do not do that...
Rush Hour The drop will be made tonight - Rush Hour 00:33
The drop will be made tonight
Rush Hour Didn't I turn my back when you bought that bag of weedI was splitting it with youDidn't I give you the bigger half - Rush Hour 00:08
Didn't I turn my back when you bought that bag of weedI...
Rush Hour Let me tell you somethingI don't know anything so you can kiss my fat assIt'd take me all day to kiss your fat ass - Rush Hour 00:09
Let me tell you somethingI don't know anything so you...
Rush Hour You want some of thisI'll give you all you wantGive me a nameI ain't telling you shitShe's only 11 years oldI don't want her to dieLook at the pictureI don't care about him or youI care about the little girlGive me the nameThe guy's name is JuntaoI never - Rush Hour 00:45
You want some of thisI'll give you all you wantGive me...
Rush Hour You don't know nothing about no warEverybody knows warHunh yeahWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingGood God you allIt ain't you all it's y'allMan you sound like a karate movie Y'all - Rush Hour 00:23
You don't know nothing about no warEverybody knows...
Rush Hour I'm no punk bitchI ain't no punk bitch neitherI'm no punk bitch I'll knock your hat off - Rush Hour 00:07
I'm no punk bitchI ain't no punk bitch...
Rush Hour Man what you got me eatingThat's eelIs it goodVery goodWhat you gotCamel's humpWhatCamel's humpKinda goodNeed a little hot sauce but it's kinda good though - Rush Hour 00:25
Man what you got me eatingThat's eelIs it goodVery...
Rush Hour That's one reason I don't have no partnerThat's one thing I learned from my daddyYour daddy was a policemanFifteen years LAPDMy father was also a policemanYour daddy was a copNot a cop an officerA legend all over Hong KongMy daddy a legend too All over - Rush Hour 00:41
That's one reason I don't have no...
Rush Hour For one No for twoI'm here for a meeting with Mr JuntaoI'm sorry I don't know Mr JuntaoMaybe you don't understandI'm Mr Juntao's lawyer Legal advisorHe got into some shit again I'm a very busy manI ain't got time to be coming down hereMy wife wants me to - Rush Hour 00:22
For one No for twoI'm here for a meeting with Mr...
Rush Hour FBI huhNo I ain't FBII'm a security guard I work at the mallNow wipe yourself offYou're bleedingOh hell nawHe just playing man He ain't mean thatHe meant cut me loose Let me go - Rush Hour 00:26
FBI huhNo I ain't FBII'm a security guard I work...
Rush Hour Leave me alone A man like you could never understandA man like me Devoted only to yourselfYou're ashamed of being a police officerYou dishonor your father's nameYou don't know nothing about my fatherYou say your father is a legendMy father was a legendHe - Rush Hour 00:41
Leave me alone A man like you could never understandA man...
Rush Hour Consul Han has been fighting flu for the past few days - Rush Hour 00:05
Consul Han has been fighting flu for the past few days
Rush Hour We have just received a threat on the buildingWe ask that you please exit the buildingas soon as possible and please do not panicDidn't you hear what I said Get your shit and go out - Rush Hour 00:13
We have just received a threat on the buildingWe ask that...
Rush Hour Come on come onTitty titty titty Get them titties outta here - Rush Hour 00:06
Come on come onTitty titty titty Get them titties outta here
Rush Hour You didn't know I could do that Put your hands upI ain't gonna kill you this timeI'm just gonna kick your assYou tell your friends about me - Rush Hour 00:15
You didn't know I could do that Put your hands upI...
Rush Hour You got everybody excited about something being blowed upand look at your little punk British ass - Rush Hour 00:07
You got everybody excited about something being blowed upand...
Rush Hour Yeah I been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass - Rush Hour 00:07
Yeah I been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass
Rush Hour All right I'm gonna kick your assThen I'm gonna take your ass to jail - Rush Hour 00:07
All right I'm gonna kick your assThen I'm gonna...
Rush Hour Thank you God - Rush Hour 00:03
Thank you God
Rush Hour I can't hold any more - Rush Hour 00:35
I can't hold any more
Rush Hour To tell you what a great job you did yesterdayAnd when you come backthere's gonna be an FBI badge waiting for youYou seriousCome on don't be playing NoI don't know what to say It's like a dream come trueI got an idea thoughWhy don't y'all take that - Rush Hour 00:36
To tell you what a great job you did yesterdayAnd when you...
Rush Hour First class I like this This is tightCan I take your jacket sirMy jacket No You can take this bag though - Rush Hour 00:09
First class I like this This is tightCan I take your jacket...
Rush Hour No police work for two weeks How long this flightFifteen hours Fifteen hoursWhat are we gonna do for 15 hoursWarOh hell no StewardessWhat is it good forStewardess get me another seat - Rush Hour 00:25
No police work for two weeks How long this flightFifteen...
Rush Hour You know that other stuff but don't know his nameMan people tell me shitWhat's wrong with you - Rush Hour 00:11
You know that other stuff but don't know his nameMan...
Rush Hour 2 All I did was invite them to have a drinkYou invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat - Rush Hour 2 00:08
All I did was invite them to have a drinkYou invited them to...
Rush Hour 2 You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys' greatest hitsDon't be getting no attitude with meI been here three days We done nothing but work your casesOnly reason I'm here in Hong Kong is you saidyou was gonna show me a good timeI'm on vacation man and I want - Rush Hour 2 00:24
You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys' greatest...
Rush Hour 2 What was thatDid you just take another damn case on my vacation man - Rush Hour 2 00:07
What was thatDid you just take another damn case on my...
Rush Hour 2 Where you going BathroomWell hurry back man because we're gonna partyParty - Rush Hour 2 00:08
Where you going BathroomWell hurry back man because...
Rush Hour 2 What in the world is going on up in hereAm I the only one listening to thisThe man destroying a classic - Rush Hour 2 00:11
What in the world is going on up in hereAm I the only one...
Rush Hour 2 Get closer Oh, get closer I'm burnin' now Just love me Till you don't know how Keep on to the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough Keep on till the force starts up Ah, don't stop till you get enough Keep on till the force starts up CARTER: Oh, - Rush Hour 2 00:36
Get closer Oh, get closer I'm burnin' now Just...
Rush Hour 2 Oh whoa Don't stop till you get enoughI feel the forceCarter Come onCome on CarterCome on Lee CarterCome on Come on CarterCARTER Come onI'll be right backI'll be right back - Rush Hour 2 00:22
Oh whoa Don't stop till you get enoughI feel the...
Rush Hour 2 These men are Triads the most deadly gang in ChinaYou think that scare meI'm from Los Angeles We invented gangs - Rush Hour 2 00:09
These men are Triads the most deadly gang in ChinaYou think...
Rush Hour 2 In Hong Kong I'm Michael Jackson You are TotoYou mean Tito Toto is what we ate last night for dinner - Rush Hour 2 00:07
In Hong Kong I'm Michael Jackson You are TotoYou mean...
Rush Hour 2 All right listen upAll the Triads and the ugly women on this sideand all the fine women on this side right now - Rush Hour 2 00:10
All right listen upAll the Triads and the ugly women on this...
Rush Hour 2 Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm saying. - Rush Hour 2 00:28
Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what...
Rush Hour 2 CARTER: Out of the way! - Rush Hour 2 00:11
CARTER: Out of the way!
Rush Hour 2 CARTER Out of the way L A P D - Rush Hour 2 00:04
CARTER Out of the way L A P D
Rush Hour 2 Aw hell no Uh uh - Rush Hour 2 00:04
Aw hell no Uh uh
Rush Hour 2 Carter! - Rush Hour 2 00:55
Carter!
Rush Hour 2 Who the hell was that - Rush Hour 2 00:04
Who the hell was that