Clips with Christine D. Coleman

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Meet the Fockers You've reached the Fockers We're not aroundso leave a message GoodbyeRoz How the hell do you shut this thing offI have no idea Just press a buttonI'm pretty sure it's off Honey you want a chimichangaThey give you gas A little but it's worth itFor you I'm - Meet the Fockers 00:25
You've reached the Fockers We're not aroundso...
Meet the Fockers This weekend is going to be fineYour parents are great They're great in small doses - Meet the Fockers 00:07
This weekend is going to be fineYour parents are great...
Meet the Fockers Can't you talk yet Mr Munchkin Head you littleGreg Greg don't infantilise him Talk to him like an adultMuskratMuskrat Jack RightTry to understand he's a little personHis communication skills aren't verbal yet but he understands Observe - Meet the Fockers 00:25
Can't you talk yet Mr Munchkin Head you littleGreg Greg...
Meet the Fockers Muskrat - Meet the Fockers 00:04
Muskrat
Meet the Fockers He's absorbing youI don't want his first word to be a profanity - Meet the Fockers 00:06
He's absorbing youI don't want his first word to...
Meet the Fockers I don't want his first word to be a profanity - Meet the Fockers 00:04
I don't want his first word to be a profanity
Meet the Fockers A custom designed motor coachJack calls it the Highlight of our Twilight - Meet the Fockers 00:07
A custom designed motor coachJack calls it the Highlight of...
Meet the Fockers I like that thing You mind if I make a little announcementWell only the captain gets to make an announcementDo you want to honk the hornSureOnly the captain gets to honk the horn - Meet the Fockers 00:18
I like that thing You mind if I make a little...
Meet the Fockers This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis tastes a little funkyBecause that's from Debbie's left breast - Meet the Fockers 00:10
This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis...
Meet the Fockers Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders
Meet the Fockers Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman - Meet the Fockers 00:08
Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman
Meet the Fockers A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly importantAnd you know what that isLove and friendshipEnjoying the moment Living just LoveHis legacy That too Right Yeah sureNow my grandson Little Jack is part of that legacyIn six months you and Pam are - Meet the Fockers 00:48
A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly...
Meet the Fockers Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever seenI used to call him a young Jewish Marlon BrandoCan you believe I conceived him with one testicleNo really It's trueI only have one because the other one never droppedIt's not uncommon But look at - Meet the Fockers 00:26
Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever...
Meet the Fockers The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down policyForgot my own rule - Meet the Fockers 00:11
The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown...
Meet the Fockers The man is loose he's limber and ready for action - Meet the Fockers 00:05
The man is loose he's limber and ready for action
Meet the Fockers Talk about something important How are things with you and PamThey're great They're greatYou have to work to keep things goingDoes she still climax regularlyMom you can't talk that way this weekend OKHoney I didn't raise you to be a so so lover - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Talk about something important How are things with you and...
Meet the Fockers It's not about winning or losing It's about passionWe just wanted him to love what he's doing Know what I meanNot really Bernard I think a competitive drive is the essential keythat makes America the only remaining superpower todayWell whatever works - Meet the Fockers 00:21
It's not about winning or losing It's about...
Meet the Fockers You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man - Meet the Fockers 00:06
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man
Meet the Fockers But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are finally getting marriedI feel so happy Wait I think he just spokeLittle Jack Were you about to speakNo Just a little flatulence What were you saying - Meet the Fockers 00:19
But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are...
Meet the Fockers Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is perfectly trained What boobHe humps everything He's like his fatherI never cheated on you They're not listening to me - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is...
Meet the Fockers The cat can flush - Meet the Fockers 00:04
The cat can flush
Meet the Fockers Forget your dog - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Forget your dog
Meet the Fockers Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toiletMr Jinx has had aquatic training He would have known exactly what to do - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was...
Meet the Fockers I burn cornflakes - Meet the Fockers 00:05
I burn cornflakes
Meet the Fockers When Gay was born - Meet the Fockers 00:16
When Gay was born
Meet the Fockers He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine - Meet the Fockers 00:09
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No...
Meet the Fockers Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give you the deed to her houseThe CLIAThe Central Lack of Intelligence Agency - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give...
Meet the Fockers That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack - Meet the Fockers 00:06
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack
Meet the Fockers We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged and kissed our little prince like there was no tomorrowWe Fockerised him - Meet the Fockers 00:11
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged...
Meet the Fockers That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers 00:20
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...
Meet the Fockers Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank youIt's nice all of us being here together don't you thinkBernard do you mind if I have some privacyAlmost done - Meet the Fockers 00:27
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank...
Meet the Fockers Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of the taste comes from this skillet I never wash it - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of...
Meet the Fockers What could be better - Meet the Fockers 00:10
What could be better
Meet the Fockers You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll be fun We'll swap wives - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll...
Meet the Fockers We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay goes both ways Oh I bet he does - Meet the Fockers 00:09
We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay...
Meet the Fockers Remember that time in the park Remember the park - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Remember that time in the park Remember the park
Meet the Fockers Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou want a spritzer What Oh a spritzer Yummy - Meet the Fockers 00:11
Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou...
Meet the Fockers You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho wacho to you - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho...
Meet the Fockers Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr MomYou're going down Byrnesy boyI'm gonna rearrange your bouquet - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr...
Meet the Fockers You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the man is such a sexual dynamoand the woman craves his spermon an unconscious but very powerful levelI'm not comfortable having this conversation - Meet the Fockers 00:17
You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the...
Meet the Fockers They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's funnyWhy would someone call you Barry PoppinsThey wouldn't - Meet the Fockers 00:16
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's...
Meet the Fockers What's really going on with that man He seems very uptightJack's always been a little wound upHis job was very stressfulBeing a florist is stressfulThere's more to it than people think - Meet the Fockers 00:16
What's really going on with that man He seems very...
Meet the Fockers If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI can't tell you thatWhat's the big deal I'm a professionalI'm a sex therapist specializing in senior sexualityI knew those weren't yoga matsNoWell we're not 25 anymoreYou're not dead eitherMany couples our - Meet the Fockers 00:38
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI...
Meet the Fockers And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word - Meet the Fockers 00:27
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...
Meet the Fockers Ass hole - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Ass hole
Meet the Fockers Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face
Meet the Fockers I don't care if they called you Larry Poppins You can't handle a childIt was Barry Poppins What cocktail were you makingHe's teething I told Greg to give him rum to ease the painIt was your idea YesWhat is wrong with you people I used to rub bourbon on - Meet the Fockers 01:44
I don't care if they called you Larry Poppins You...
Meet the Fockers You have issues You run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You have issues You run around with a rubber boob strapped...
Meet the Fockers I'm calling a family conference - Meet the Fockers 00:04
I'm calling a family conference
Meet the Fockers I'm not sure this wedding is a good idea to say the leastI don't like what I see of these Fockers - Meet the Fockers 00:08
I'm not sure this wedding is a good idea to say the...
Meet the Fockers Jack Byrnes you are a caged lionBut lions can't be captives their entire livesThey have to be free to roam the bush free and wildYour wife is a hot sexy tigress She's waiting for you to pounce on herLet me hear you roar baby roarYour body is talking to - Meet the Fockers 00:29
Jack Byrnes you are a caged lionBut lions can't be...
Meet the Fockers Alpha Foxtrot One. - Meet the Fockers 00:25
Alpha Foxtrot One.
Meet the Fockers Jack Down here under the bed - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack Down here under the bed
Meet the Fockers No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps touching my stomach smilingLike that No I didn't tell her she guessedShe what Then she told my dadOh my God - Meet the Fockers 00:16
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps...
Meet the Fockers You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met someDomYeah Dom Focker that's my dad's first cousinDid you meet his kids Randy and Orny - Meet the Fockers 00:15
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met...
Meet the Fockers What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't like your little red outfitMakes you look like a demon babyMaybe I'll get you a pitchfork for Christmasso we can put you on a can of Underwood hamI'm sorry I can't make little poop soundsand I can't make little - Meet the Fockers 00:27
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't...
Meet the Fockers All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am about to set sail in my ship of lifewith my first matethe beautiful young blonde lass there Hey babyI love you honeyI still masturbate to PamGreg What It's trueHoney what Come on You're hot Look at - Meet the Fockers 02:41
All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am...
Meet the Fockers Bernard get out from under the vehicle or I will run you overI'm not moving There's a nonviolent way to handle this - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Bernard get out from under the vehicle or I will run you...
Meet the Fockers You weren't around in the '60s This is how we got things done - Meet the Fockers 00:05
You weren't around in the '60s This is how we got...
Meet the Fockers Pam Dina we have to get off this island It's evil - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Pam Dina we have to get off this island It's evil
Meet the Fockers JackYou've insulted me my wife my son our entire way of lifeI've sat back and taken it but you've crossed the line sirand I am gonna have to kick your ass - Meet the Fockers 00:13
JackYou've insulted me my wife my son our entire way of...
Meet the Fockers This is capoeira This is hardcore shit - Meet the Fockers 00:04
This is capoeira This is hardcore shit
Meet the Fockers In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes I'll be Pamela FockerOr Byrnes Focker We haven't decidedNo no no I'm gonna be Pamela Martha FockerI know how that sounds but that's the name I'm taking - Meet the Fockers 00:14
In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes I'll be...
Meet the Fockers You knew she was pregnantWe all did JackI was gonna tell you after the weddingThis was the reason I created the Circle of Trustso we could discuss these thingsThe circle isn't gonna work if you don't trust anyone that's in it - Meet the Fockers 00:22
You knew she was pregnantWe all did JackI was gonna tell you...
Meet the Fockers Now I need the two of you to remain on the vehicle - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Now I need the two of you to remain on the vehicle
Meet the Fockers What's going on I talked to Judge GoldfarbIt's done We're outYou were making our call I ran into the judgeI took care of everything Yeah rightWhat are you saying JackIf you had kept your mouth shut we wouldn't be in this messI'm a lawyer I'm trying to get - Meet the Fockers 01:54
What's going on I talked to Judge GoldfarbIt's...
Meet the Fockers I'm comfortable enough in my skin to cook for my familyWhen did you last give Dina breakfast in bedWhen did you last give her anything in bedYou're out of line You are out of lineYou are You hurt my feelingsThere is no reason to hurt my feelingsStop it He - Meet the Fockers 00:19
I'm comfortable enough in my skin to cook for my...
Meet the Fockers Yeah well this isn't about you all rightEither of you It's about me and PamWe're getting married That's itWe're starting our own Circle of Trust and guess what you're not in itYou can't start a Circle of Trust It's my circleYou don't have a patent on the - Meet the Fockers 00:32
Yeah well this isn't about you all rightEither of you...
Meet the Fockers Look we're starting a family OKWe're gonna have a baby I have a 15 year old sonYou guys have gotta put aside your issuesand do what's best for us OKGreg Jorge's not your son WhatI had a comparative DNA analysis conducted and I made a mistakeYou made a - Meet the Fockers 00:38
Look we're starting a family OKWe're gonna have a...
Meet the Fockers There's my brother from another mother - Meet the Fockers 00:04
There's my brother from another mother