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Downsizing Friends tell friends the truthOkay maybe sometimes I'm a little bit assholebut the world needs assholesOthennise where would shit go out - Downsizing 00:12
Friends tell friends the truthOkay maybe sometimes I'm...
Downsizing Okay maybe sometimes I'm a little bit assholebut the world needs assholesOthennise where would shit go out - Downsizing 00:09
Okay maybe sometimes I'm a little bit assholebut the...
Guillermo del Toro's... What do you want in the middle of theMy beloved starHow can I be of assistanceIf I work for you will you forget the money you want from my papaHuhOh absolutely my dear boyAnd will you send him my share of the profitsClear accounting all the wayFifty fifty - Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 00:30
What do you want in the middle of theMy beloved starHow can...
Guillermo del Toro's... I think you misunderstand our relationship my little fire hazardI am the puppeteerUh You are the puppetI am the masterYou are the slaveAnd you will do as I commanduntil your wooden body rotsand I use you to warm my furnaceOhYou may have no stringsbut I - Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 00:37
I think you misunderstand our relationship my little fire...
Dead for a Dollar I don't like being lied to and I don't like being used - Dead for a Dollar 00:05
I don't like being lied to and I don't like being...
The Three Musketeers What is that thing called anyway Richelieu - The Three Musketeers 00:21
What is that thing called anyway Richelieu
The Three Musketeers Well played - The Three Musketeers 00:34
Well played
Carnage Did you schedule a contingency for litigation - Carnage 00:04
Did you schedule a contingency for litigation
Carnage Mrs Longstreet our son is a maniac - Carnage 00:04
Mrs Longstreet our son is a maniac
Carnage Keep right on stroking your own ego lt's beautiful - Carnage 00:05
Keep right on stroking your own ego lt's beautiful
Carnage L am a short tempered son of a bitch okayWe all are - Carnage 00:07
L am a short tempered son of a bitch okayWe all are
Carnage Penelope l believe in the god of carnagethe god whose rule's been unchallenged since time immemorial - Carnage 00:09
Penelope l believe in the god of carnagethe god whose...
Carnage Morally you're supposed to overcome your impulsesbut there are times you don't wanna overcome them - Carnage 00:07
Morally you're supposed to overcome your impulsesbut...
Carnage Nancy it's absurd to drink in your conditionWhat condition l'm perfect - Carnage 00:08
Nancy it's absurd to drink in your conditionWhat...
Carnage Let's get out of here AlanThese people are monstersStop it Nancy No no Nol wanna drink some more l wanna get drunk off my assThis bitch throws my bag against the ceiling nobody lifts a fingerl wanna be blind drunk You're drunk enoughHow can you let her - Carnage 00:48
Let's get out of here AlanThese people are monstersStop...
Carnage L saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other dayMade me wanna run out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster - Carnage 00:09
L saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other dayMade me...
Django Unchained How do you like the bounty hunting business - Django Unchained 00:27
How do you like the bounty hunting business
Django Unchained You kill people - Django Unchained 00:23
You kill people
Django Unchained You do not have anything to drink - Django Unchained 00:24
You do not have anything to drink
Django Unchained So I wish to parley with youSpeak EnglishOh sorryPlease forgive me It is a second language - Django Unchained 00:10
So I wish to parley with youSpeak EnglishOh sorryPlease...
Django Unchained Hello you poor devils - Django Unchained 00:04
Hello you poor devils
Django Unchained What's your nameDjangoThen you are exactly the one I'm looking for - Django Unchained 00:12
What's your nameDjangoThen you are exactly the one...
Django Unchained What's your name Django Then you are exactly the one I'm looking for - Django Unchained 00:12
What's your name Django Then you are exactly the one...
Django Unchained Mr SpeckI'm afraid I will require a bill of saleDo you have oneYou go to hell dentist - Django Unchained 00:10
Mr SpeckI'm afraid I will require a bill of saleDo you...
Django Unchained Now as to you poor devilsSo as I see itwhen it comes to the subject of what to do nextyou gentlemen havetwo choicesOneOnce I'm goneyou could lift that beast off the remaining Speckthen carry him to the nearest townWhich would be at least 37 miles back the - Django Unchained 01:31
Now as to you poor devilsSo as I see itwhen it comes to the...
Django Unchained Good morning innkeeperTwo beers for two weary travelersIt's still a bit earlyWe won't be open for another hourBy then we'll be serving breakfastWhat the hell you think you're doing boyGet that nigger outta hereHelp HelpInnkeeperRememberget the sheriff not - Django Unchained 00:45
Good morning innkeeperTwo beers for two weary...
Django Unchained What kind of dentist are youDespite that cart I haven't practiced dentistry in five yearsBut these days I practice a new professionbounty hunterDo you know what a bounty hunter isNoWellthe way the slave trade deals in human lives for casha bounty hunter - Django Unchained 01:22
What kind of dentist are youDespite that cart I haven't...
Django Unchained What's a bountyIt's like a rewardYou kill peopleAnd they give you a rewardCertain people yeahBad peopleBadder they are bigger the reward - Django Unchained 00:18
What's a bountyIt's like a rewardYou kill...
Django Unchained And I must admit I'm at a bit of a quandary when it comes to youOn one hand I despise slaveryOn the other handI need your helpIf you're not in a position to refuse all the betterSo for the time beingI'm gonna make this slavery malarkey work to my - Django Unchained 01:30
And I must admit I'm at a bit of a quandary when it...
Django Unchained And as if on cuehere comes the sheriffOk boysFun's overCome on outAlright folkscalm downGo about your businessThese jokers will be gone soonNowwhy you all wanna come into my town and start troubleScare all these nice peopleYou ain't got nothing better to - Django Unchained 00:53
And as if on cuehere comes the sheriffOk boysFun's...
Django Unchained This is U S Marshal Gill TatumNa wunderbar marshalI have relieved myself of all weaponsand just as you have instructedI am ready to step outsidewith my handsraised above my headI trust as a representativeof the criminal justice system of the United States - Django Unchained 02:50
This is U S Marshal Gill TatumNa wunderbar marshalI have...
Django Unchained Do most slaves believe in marriageMe and my wife doOld Man Carrucan didn't that's why wereWe run offDjangoDjango DjangoYou got sand DjangoBoy's got sandI got no use for a nigger with sandI want you to burn a runaway R right here on his cheekAnd the girl - Django Unchained 00:55
Do most slaves believe in marriageMe and my wife doOld Man...
Django Unchained Well let me get this straightYour slave wife speaks Germanand her name is Broomhilda Von ShaftYep - Django Unchained 00:10
Well let me get this straightYour slave wife speaks...
Django Unchained Alright let me get this straight - Django Unchained 00:09
Alright let me get this straight
Django Unchained It's against the law for niggers to ride horses in this territoryThis is my valet My valet does not walkI said niggers on horses His name is DjangoHe's a free manHe can ride what he pleasesNot on my propertyNot around my niggers he can'tMy good sirperhaps - Django Unchained 01:36
It's against the law for niggers to ride horses in this...
Django Unchained Yessir Big DaddyWhat's your Jimmie's name againDjango DjangoBetina sugarcould you take Django thereand take him around the grounds here and show him all the pretty stuffAs you please Big DaddyOh Mr BennettI must remind youDjango is a free manHe cannot be - Django Unchained 01:11
Yessir Big DaddyWhat's your Jimmie's name...
Django Unchained You sure that's him YeahPositive I don't knowYou don't know if you're positive I don't know what positive meanIt means you're sure YesYes what Yes I'm sure that's Ellis BrittleI'm positive he dead - Django Unchained 00:27
You sure that's him YeahPositive I don't knowYou...
Django Unchained Everybody calm downWe mean no one else any harmWho are you two jokersI am Dr King Schultza legal representativeof the criminal justice system of the United States of AmericaThe man to my leftis Django Freeman He's my deputyIn my pocket is a warrantsigned - Django Unchained 01:58
Everybody calm downWe mean no one else any harmWho are you...
Django Unchained Auf wiedersehen - Django Unchained 00:12
Auf wiedersehen
Django Unchained WellBroomhildawas aprincessShe was a daughter of Wotangod of all godsAnywayher father is really mad at herWhat she doI can't exactly rememberShe disobeys him in some waySo he puts her on top of the mountainBroomhilda's on a mountainIt's a German - Django Unchained 01:35
WellBroomhildawas aprincessShe was a daughter of Wotangod of...
Django Unchained Why you care what happen to meWhy you care if I find my wifeFranklyI've never given anybody their freedom beforeAnd now that I haveI feel vaguely responsible for youPlus when a German meets a real life Siegfried that's kind of a big dealAs a German I'm - Django Unchained 00:30
Why you care what happen to meWhy you care if I find my...
Django Unchained What happened to Mr I Wanna Shoot White Folks For MoneyHis son's with himWell goodHe'll have a loved one with himMaybe even share a last wordThat's better than most of them getDamn sight better than he deservesPut down the rifleDon't worry I'm not mad at - Django Unchained 02:40
What happened to Mr I Wanna Shoot White Folks For MoneyHis...
Django Unchained That's accurate - Django Unchained 00:04
That's accurate
Django Unchained He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in MississippiCandylandCandylandOh so you've heard of itAin't no slave ain't heard of Candyland - Django Unchained 00:11
He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in...
Django Unchained He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in Mississippi Candyland Candyland Oh you've heard of it Ain't no slave ain't heard of Candyland - Django Unchained 00:12
He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in Mississippi...
Django Unchained Let's just hope she works in the house not in the fieldOh no she ain't no field niggerShe She prettyAnd she talk good tooBut when they tore her back up and then theyburned that runaway r on her cheekthey goddamned herShe ain't no field nigger but she - Django Unchained 00:32
Let's just hope she works in the house not in the...
Django Unchained So do we offer to buy herSosaya manwants to buy a horseNeeds to buy a horseHe walks up to the farmer's farmand he knocks on the farmer's doorand asks the farmer to buy his horseAnd do you know what the farmer saysThe farmer says noWell I say fuck that - Django Unchained 00:55
So do we offer to buy herSosaya manwants to buy a horseNeeds...
Django Unchained So do we offer to buy her So say a man wants to buy a horse Needs to buy a horse He walks up to the farmer's farm knocks on the door and asks the farmer to buy his horse You know what the farmer says The farmer says no Well I say fuck that farmer And I'm - Django Unchained 00:54
So do we offer to buy her So say a man wants to buy a horse...
Django Unchained Bonsoir ma p'tite femme noire - Django Unchained 00:07
Bonsoir ma p'tite femme noire
Django Unchained Can you convincingly masquerade as someonewho is an expert on Mandingo fighting - Django Unchained 00:07
Can you convincingly masquerade as someonewho is an expert...
Django Unchained How long have you been associated with Mr CandieCalvin's father and I were about11 when we went to boarding school togetherCalvin's father's father put me through law schoolOne could almost say I was raised to be Calvin's lawyerOne could almost say youse - Django Unchained 00:22
How long have you been associated with Mr...
Django Unchained Anything else about Mr Candie that I should know before I meet himYes he is a bit of a FrancophileWhat civilized people aren'tAnd he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr CandieSi c'est cela qu'il prefere Whatever he prefersHe doesn't speak FrenchDon't speak - Django Unchained 00:19
Anything else about Mr Candie that I should know before I...
Django Unchained You do not have anything to drink Can I get you a tasty refreshmentYesI'll have a beer WunderbarRoscoe a beer for the man with the beardand I will have a Polynesian Pearl DiverDo not spare the rum - Django Unchained 00:14
You do not have anything to drink Can I get you a tasty...
Django Unchained ProstGerman - Django Unchained 00:04
ProstGerman
Django Unchained Bright BoyMoguy tells me you looked over my African fleshand you was none too impressedNot for top dollarWell then we got nothing more to talk aboutYou see you wanna buy a beat ass nigger from methose are the beat ass niggers I wanna sell soHe don't wanna - Django Unchained 01:17
Bright BoyMoguy tells me you looked over my African fleshand...
Django Unchained Don't get so carried away with your retributionYou lose sight of why we're hereYou think I lost sight of that Yes I doStop antagonizing CandieYou're going to blow this whole charadeor more than likely get us both killedAnd I for one don't intend to diein - Django Unchained 00:22
Don't get so carried away with your retributionYou lose...
Django Unchained What you said wasthat this is my worldand in my world you got to get dirtySo that's what I'm doingI'm getting dirtyWell you're paraphrasing a tad butthat was the general gist - Django Unchained 00:22
What you said wasthat this is my worldand in my world you...
Django Unchained Monsieur CandieYeahAbout that matter about the nigger girl you were talking aboutNigger galYeah I believe you mentioned she spoke GermanYes Hilda what about herDo you think before the demonstrationyou could send her around to my roomYou little dickens - Django Unchained 00:25
Monsieur CandieYeahAbout that matter about the nigger girl...
Django Unchained Stephenwhen you get through showing them to their rooms go fetch Hildaget her cleaned up and smelling real niceand sent over to Dr Schultz's room hereActually Monsieur Candie sirthere is a something I ain't told you about yetWhatHilda in the Hot BoxWhat's - Django Unchained 01:58
Stephenwhen you get through showing them to their rooms go...
Django Unchained By the way why is he called Eskimo JoeYou never know how these nigger nicknames get startedHis name was Joe maybe one day he said he was coldWho knows - Django Unchained 00:12
By the way why is he called Eskimo JoeYou never know how...
Django Unchained Oh Monsieur Candieyou can't imagine what it's likenot to hear your native tonguein four yearsWell hell I can't imagine two weeks in BostonTwo weeks in BostonMonsieur Candie you a mess - Django Unchained 00:17
Oh Monsieur Candieyou can't imagine what it's...
Django Unchained I can't express the joy I feltconversing in my mother tongueAnd Hilda is a charming conversation companionWell be careful now Dr SchultzYou might a caught yourself a little dose of nigger loveNigger love's a powerful emotion boyIt's like a pool of black - Django Unchained 00:45
I can't express the joy I feltconversing in my mother...
Django Unchained When you was alone with Hilda heredid you just speak German ordid you get to take her clothes offNo we just talked andOh so you haven't seen her backI haven't No no no noStephen's right you might find this interestingHilda go on take off your dress Show - Django Unchained 00:57
When you was alone with Hilda heredid you just speak German...
Django Unchained Who's your little friendThis is BenHe's a old Joe thatlived around here for a long timeAnd I do mean a long damn timeOld Ben heretook care of my daddyand my daddy's daddyTill he up and keeled over one dayOld Ben took care of meGrowing up the son of aa - Django Unchained 03:00
Who's your little friendThis is BenHe's a old Joe...
Django Unchained Dr Schultzin Greenvilleyou yourself saidthat for the right niggeryou'd be willing to pay what some may consider is a ridiculous amountTo which me myself saidWhat is your definition of ridiculousTo which you said12 000Now consideringyou all have ridden a - Django Unchained 02:11
Dr Schultzin Greenvilleyou yourself saidthat for the right...
Django Unchained I track that man I find that man I kill that man - Django Unchained 00:05
I track that man I find that man I kill that man
Django Unchained Could you please stop playing Beethoven - Django Unchained 00:04
Could you please stop playing Beethoven
Django Unchained White cakeI don't go in for sweets thank youYou brooding about me getting the best of youActually I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs todayD'ArtagnanAnd I was wondering what Dumas would make of all thisCome againAlexandre DumasHe wrote - Django Unchained 01:13
White cakeI don't go in for sweets thank youYou...
Django Unchained Mr CandienormallyI would say auf WiedersehenBut since what auf Wiedersehen actually means is till I see you againand since I never wish to see you againto you sirI say goodbyeLet's goCome onOne more moment doctorWhatIt's a custom here in the Southonce a - Django Unchained 02:26
Mr CandienormallyI would say auf WiedersehenBut since what...
Django Unchained I'm sorryI couldn't resist - Django Unchained 00:05
I'm sorryI couldn't resist