Clips with Clark Duke

The Croods What is wrong with youIt was dangerousIt was beautifulYou want to see dangerous HereMy snifferOkay that's itWe're going back to the caveand you're going to stay in there until you're older thanherWhatYou can't keep me inside forever - The Croods 00:25
What is wrong with youIt was dangerousIt was beautifulYou...
The Croods We're going to that mountainDon't ask me why Just a hunchJust feels rightI don't know Grug We've never really walked that farI don't think my feet can do thatI'll never live long enough to get there - The Croods 00:17
We're going to that mountainDon't ask me why Just...
The Croods Dad I still gotta goFine Just go behind one of those lumpy things and make it fastSomething bit me I don't blame itDad can I take a turn carrying himNoHow about now NoNow NoNowI can do this all day longNo no no and still no - The Croods 00:23
Dad I still gotta goFine Just go behind one of those lumpy...
The Croods Once upon a time there was a beautiful tigerShe lived in a cave with the rest of her familyHer father and mother told her You may go anywhere you wantbut never go near the cliff for you could fallAnd die Good storyBut when no one was lookingshe'd go near - The Croods 01:24
Once upon a time there was a beautiful tigerShe lived in a...
The Croods Come on Douglas roll over - The Croods 00:11
Come on Douglas roll over
The Croods And painting is a thing of the pastI call this a snapshotLet's do it again I think I blinked - The Croods 00:11
And painting is a thing of the pastI call this a...
The Croods Let's do it again I think I blinked - The Croods 00:04
Let's do it again I think I blinked
The Croods ThunkSorry Dad - The Croods 00:06
ThunkSorry Dad
The Croods Get out of the wayWow You sound just like himGet out of the way - The Croods 00:11
Get out of the wayWow You sound just like himGet out of the...
A Thousand Words I'm Aaron Wiseberger You better recognize son - A Thousand Words 00:09
I'm Aaron Wiseberger You better recognize son
A Thousand Words I went to community college - A Thousand Words 00:09
I went to community college
A Thousand Words When you talk all the leaves fall off the tree - A Thousand Words 00:06
When you talk all the leaves fall off the tree
Inside Job S01 • E01 Oh God what does mental health look like - Inside Job 00:03
Oh God what does mental health look like
Sex Drive Bare tits like these - Sex Drive 00:05
Bare tits like these
Sex Drive Is there a cock and balls on the front of me again - Sex Drive 00:07
Is there a cock and balls on the front of me again
Sex Drive Dude what the fuck - Sex Drive 00:16
Dude what the fuck
Sex Drive I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper - Sex Drive 00:05
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a...
Sex Drive Another one for the collection Cool Thanks - Sex Drive 00:28
Another one for the collection Cool Thanks
Sex Drive You ever had a peppermint fatty No Let's have that - Sex Drive 00:24
You ever had a peppermint fatty No Let's have that
Sex Drive Hey Ian Felicia this is my boy Ezekiel - Sex Drive 00:08
Hey Ian Felicia this is my boy Ezekiel
Sex Drive There's no service out here - Sex Drive 00:12
There's no service out here
Sex Drive We had shit to do Uh oh See that creamy stuff - Sex Drive 00:35
We had shit to do Uh oh See that creamy stuff
Sex Drive Just relax man I got a good feeling about this you know - Sex Drive 00:20
Just relax man I got a good feeling about this you know
Sex Drive Dude Don't even bother Your game is not gonna work on that girl - Sex Drive 00:10
Dude Don't even bother Your game is not gonna work on...
Sex Drive Hey Hey ladies - Sex Drive 00:14
Hey Hey ladies
Sex Drive I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick I mean seriously what are the odds - Sex Drive 00:07
I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick I mean...
Sex Drive All right you corn fed you can punch my friend Lance but just once - Sex Drive 00:13
All right you corn fed you can punch my friend Lance but...
Hot Tub Time Machine Why don't you get out of the house this weekend huh - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13
Why don't you get out of the house this weekend huh
Hot Tub Time Machine And you guys are paying for the whole thing - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:51
And you guys are paying for the whole thing
Hot Tub Time Machine Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08
Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me
Hot Tub Time Machine What the fuck is he doing here - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:14
What the fuck is he doing here
Hot Tub Time Machine For your information I've had a lot of girlfriends - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12
For your information I've had a lot of girlfriends
Hot Tub Time Machine I have some Ativan but it's different - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13
I have some Ativan but it's different
Hot Tub Time Machine You don't think it's a little weird - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06
You don't think it's a little weird
Hot Tub Time Machine This is the black diamond Shit - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13
This is the black diamond Shit
Hot Tub Time Machine Hey look it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06
Hey look it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III
Hot Tub Time Machine Do I really got to be the asshole that says - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06
Do I really got to be the asshole that says
Hot Tub Time Machine Wait How is this happening - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:20
Wait How is this happening
Hot Tub Time Machine Guys This is scientifically possible - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:30
Guys This is scientifically possible
Hot Tub Time Machine One little change has a ripple effect - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:24
One little change has a ripple effect
Hot Tub Time Machine It's the fucking '80s guys - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16
It's the fucking '80s guys
Hot Tub Time Machine One two three - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15
One two three
Hot Tub Time Machine Every young man's fantasy is to have a three way - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:07
Every young man's fantasy is to have a three way
Hot Tub Time Machine I didn't fuck that girl Okay - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13
I didn't fuck that girl Okay
Hot Tub Time Machine Yeah just like Cincinnati - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:27
Yeah just like Cincinnati
Hot Tub Time Machine She broke up with you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15
She broke up with you
Hot Tub Time Machine All I'm saying is whatever your poison I wouldn't tub without it - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16
All I'm saying is whatever your poison I wouldn't...
Hot Tub Time Machine I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16
I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now
Hot Tub Time Machine I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:11
I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you
Hot Tub Time Machine Nobody fucks my mother in the past - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06
Nobody fucks my mother in the past
Kick Ass Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna be Paris Hiltonand nobody wants to be Spider ManYeah what's with that She has like no tits at allMaybe it's the porn tape He doesn't have a porn tapeYou guys never saw One Night in Spider Man - Kick Ass 00:15
Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna...
Kick Ass MARTY: Did you spray anything over there? - Kick Ass 00:43
MARTY: Did you spray anything over there?
Kick Ass TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win in a fightWhy are they fighting That seems stupidWhat do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuterReally Mmm hmmI for one would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chanceYou - Kick Ass 00:32
TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win...
Kick Ass Yeah I think I'm in love with her dudeShe looks like she's about 11 years old butI can wait I solemnly vow to save myself for herThat should be really difficult for you Are you okay - Kick Ass 00:15
Yeah I think I'm in love with her dudeShe looks like...
Kick Ass 2 You guys watch Spider Man last nightIs it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard Not if you're a granny slammer - Kick Ass 2 00:08
You guys watch Spider Man last nightIs it weird that Aunt...
Kick Ass 2 Well I became Battle Guyafter my parents were mugged and killed coming home from the operaThat sick bastard maxed out their credit cards on porno sites - Kick Ass 2 00:11
Well I became Battle Guyafter my parents were mugged and...
Kick Ass 2 It's still blowing my mind Kick AssIt's like finding out your best friend's always been Will Smith - Kick Ass 2 00:08
It's still blowing my mind Kick AssIt's like...
Kick Ass 2 Ow Watch it Watch me end your lifeForget it It's just one of those dickheads that follows The Motherfucker on TwitterWho The MotherfuckerHe's some guy claiming to be the world's first supervillainHe's got like a thousand followers already What an asshole - Kick Ass 2 00:15
Ow Watch it Watch me end your lifeForget it It's just...
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Let's go check out the future strip club situation - Hot Tub Time Machine 2 00:07
Let's go check out the future strip club situation
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Jacob is my cousin No - Hot Tub Time Machine 2 00:18
Jacob is my cousin No
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Shit got bad Lou - Hot Tub Time Machine 2 00:34
Shit got bad Lou
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 MAN Don't listen to anything he says - Hot Tub Time Machine 2 00:26
MAN Don't listen to anything he says
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 We gotta make America happen bro - Hot Tub Time Machine 2 00:12
We gotta make America happen bro
The Croods: A New Age I don't feel like eating anymoreMom am I sickNo honey You're fullFull feels weird - The Croods: A New Age 00:10
I don't feel like eating anymoreMom am I sickNo honey...
Arkansas No you act tough now but we'll be friends - Arkansas
No you act tough now but we'll be friends
Arkansas It's not me it's my brain My brain's a real asshole - Arkansas 00:06
It's not me it's my brain My brain's a real...
Arkansas Sandra Bullock is the happiest she's ever been - Arkansas 00:48
Sandra Bullock is the happiest she's ever been