Clips with Cliff Edwards

Sidewalks of New York Are all these kids yours Or is this a picnic - Sidewalks of New York 00:08
Are all these kids yours Or is this a picnic
Sidewalks of New York Is he driving in the street - Sidewalks of New York 00:11
Is he driving in the street
Sidewalks of New York There should be a law against this - Sidewalks of New York 00:07
There should be a law against this
Sidewalks of New York Can't you think of something heroic for him to do - Sidewalks of New York 00:18
Can't you think of something heroic for him to do
Sidewalks of New York Well haven't you got about enough now - Sidewalks of New York 00:11
Well haven't you got about enough now
Sidewalks of New York My fate is in your hands - Sidewalks of New York 00:52
My fate is in your hands
Sidewalks of New York There's a man undressing a girl in a Chevrolet - Sidewalks of New York 00:06
There's a man undressing a girl in a Chevrolet
Sidewalks of New York Why honey you're crazy You don't know what you're saying - Sidewalks of New York 00:07
Why honey you're crazy You don't know what...
Saratoga If he's a sucker - Saratoga 00:04
If he's a sucker
Saratoga Carol tried to get him to stay She went to town for me like a little champion - Saratoga 00:14
Carol tried to get him to stay She went to town for me like...
His Girl Friday Here's the situation on the eve on the hanging - His Girl Friday 00:29
Here's the situation on the eve on the hanging
His Girl Friday That's what I'd like - His Girl Friday 00:30
That's what I'd like
His Girl Friday What if this Egelhoffer finds Williams insane - His Girl Friday 00:09
What if this Egelhoffer finds Williams insane
His Girl Friday Where do you get that ethics stuff - His Girl Friday 00:08
Where do you get that ethics stuff
His Girl Friday The next time you see me - His Girl Friday 00:15
The next time you see me
His Girl Friday Is there any truth in the report that you're on Stalin's payroll - His Girl Friday 00:12
Is there any truth in the report that you're on...
His Girl Friday Tell her to stand up - His Girl Friday 00:07
Tell her to stand up
Pinocchio Pretty huhI'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe thatAbout a wish coming true do youWell I didn't eitherOf course I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearthbut let me tell you what made me change my mind - Pinocchio 00:19
Pretty huhI'll bet a lot of you folks don't...
Pinocchio Enough is enough - Pinocchio 00:06
Enough is enough
Pinocchio Little puppet made of pinewakeThe gift of life is thineWhew What they can't do these daysI can moveI can talkI can walkYes Pinocchio I've given you life WhyBecause tonight Geppetto wished for a real boyAm I a real boy No PinocchioTo make Geppetto's wish - Pinocchio 00:59
Little puppet made of pinewakeThe gift of life is thineWhew...
Pinocchio You must learn to choose between right and wrongRight and wrong But how will I knowHow will he know Your conscience will tell youWhat are conscience What are conscienceI'll tell yaA conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen toThat's - Pinocchio 00:26
You must learn to choose between right and wrongRight and...
Pinocchio Would you like to be Pinocchio's conscienceWell w uh II uh Ohh Uh huhVery well What is your nameUh oh uh Cricket's the name Jiminy CricketKneel Mr Cricket HuhNo tricks nowI dub you Pinocchio's consciencelord high keeper of the knowledge of right and - Pinocchio 01:01
Would you like to be Pinocchio's conscienceWell w uh II...
Pinocchio Remember what I said about temptationUh huh Well that's himOh no Jiminy that's Mr Honest JohnHonest John - Pinocchio 00:14
Remember what I said about temptationUh huh Well that's...
Pinocchio Needs a little oil - Pinocchio 00:10
Needs a little oil
Pinocchio Pinocchio why didn't you go to schoolSchool Well I um Uh Go ahead tell herI was going to school 'til I met somebodyMet somebody Yeah Uh two big monsterswith big green eyesWhy I I MonstersWeren't you afraid No ma'am But they tied me in a big sackYou don't - Pinocchio 01:04
Pinocchio why didn't you go to schoolSchool Well I um...
Pinocchio Toodle ooo Stromboli Goodbye Mr StromboShh Quiet Let's get outta here before something else happens - Pinocchio 00:08
Toodle ooo Stromboli Goodbye Mr StromboShh Quiet Let's...
Pinocchio Pinocchio So this is where I find youHow do you ever expect to be a real boyLook at yourself Smokingplaying pool Ow You are coming right home with me this minute - Pinocchio 00:15
Pinocchio So this is where I find youHow do you ever expect...
Pinocchio Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of here Let me outHe's my conscience He tells me what's right and wrongWhat You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopperGrasshopper Look here you you impudent young pupIt wouldn't hurt you to - Pinocchio 00:24
Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of...
Pinocchio B But Jiminy You buttered your bread now sleep in it - Pinocchio 00:06
B But Jiminy You buttered your bread now sleep in it
Pinocchio I'm going to find himBut Pinoke are you crazyDon't you realize uh he's in a whaleI've gotta go to himHey Pinoke waitListen here sonBut this Monstro I've heard of himHe's a whale of a whaleWhy he swallows whole ships aliveTie it good and tight now And - Pinocchio 00:34
I'm going to find himBut Pinoke are you crazyDon't...
Pinocchio FatherFather Huh he ain't my fatherUh Mr Geppetto - Pinocchio 00:11
FatherFather Huh he ain't my fatherUh Mr Geppetto
Pinocchio Hey blubber mouth open up I got to get in there - Pinocchio 00:06
Hey blubber mouth open up I got to get in there
Fun and Fancy Free Don't cross a bridge or peek 'round the corner - Fun and Fancy Free 00:13
Don't cross a bridge or peek 'round the corner
Fun and Fancy Free Now some folks like the heavy stuff - Fun and Fancy Free 00:12
Now some folks like the heavy stuff
Fun and Fancy Free You worry too much - Fun and Fancy Free 00:07
You worry too much
Fun and Fancy Free Just look at the morning paper - Fun and Fancy Free 00:24
Just look at the morning paper
Fun and Fancy Free Never saw such a dismal pair - Fun and Fancy Free 00:09
Never saw such a dismal pair
Fun and Fancy Free What do you say - Fun and Fancy Free 00:10
What do you say
Fun and Fancy Free And the itsy bitsy baby bear - Fun and Fancy Free 00:12
And the itsy bitsy baby bear
Fun and Fancy Free Three is a crowd - Fun and Fancy Free 00:06
Three is a crowd
Fun and Fancy Free Miss Luana Patten - Fun and Fancy Free 00:33
Miss Luana Patten
Fun and Fancy Free How'd you get here - Fun and Fancy Free 00:20
How'd you get here