Clips with Conrad Vernon

Shrek Magic mirrorDon't tell him anything - Shrek 00:09
Magic mirrorDon't tell him anything
Shrek 2 IT'S ALIVE - Shrek 2 00:09
IT'S ALIVE
Shrek 2 I hate these ball shows - Shrek 2 00:14
I hate these ball shows
Shrek 2 What about my Miranda rights - Shrek 2 00:28
What about my Miranda rights
Shrek 2 What should I say - Shrek 2 00:39
What should I say
Shrek 2 It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick - Shrek 2 00:08
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a...
Shrek 2 Do you still know the Muffin Man - Shrek 2 00:17
Do you still know the Muffin Man
Shrek 2 Fire up the ovens - Shrek 2 00:14
Fire up the ovens
Shrek 2 I had hoped you would never see me like this - Shrek 2 01:24
I had hoped you would never see me like this
Shrek the Third This is worse than Love Leters I hate dinner theaterMe too - Shrek the Third 00:08
This is worse than Love Leters I hate dinner theaterMe too
Shrek the Third Let's do this Go Team DynamiteI thought we agreed to use the name Team Super OoolI recall it was Team AwesomeI voted for Team Alpha Wolf SquadronOkay From henceforthwe will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Oool Dynamite Wolf Squadron - Shrek the Third 00:19
Let's do this Go Team DynamiteI thought we agreed to...
Flushed Away Han Chin Chinese takeoutYes I'm being attacked by a madwoman She's got crayonsOne chicken chow mein With wonton No crayonsNo wonton You want rice Fried or whiteUm fried No wait You want wonton or whatUh cancel that order - Flushed Away 00:18
Han Chin Chinese takeoutYes I'm being attacked by a...
Puss in Boots One bottle of catnipUh it is for my glaucoma - Puss in Boots 00:07
One bottle of catnipUh it is for my glaucoma
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa I ought to wash your hands out with soap - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:14
I ought to wash your hands out with soap
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demandsNow maternity leaveMaternity leave You're all malesWe need that plane for a rescue missionThere's nothing I can do until we bust up this unionI'll bust up all of you if you don't get this plane - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:44
The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa What She's got a gunGet out while we can Pass it onHe said let's have some fun and take out the dam Basset hound - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:14
What She's got a gunGet out while we can Pass it onHe...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa There's got to be another way - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 00:13
There's got to be another way
Monsters vs Aliens We need our top scientific minds on this Get India on the phone - Monsters vs  Aliens 00:05
We need our top scientific minds on this Get India on the...
Shrek the Halls I don't feel very good - Shrek the Halls 00:09
I don't feel very good
Shrek the Halls That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard - Shrek the Halls 00:07
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
Madagascar 3: Europe's... Skipper what about the planeThe chimps will work through the night No breaks no safety restrictionsHey where are you goingGet back here We have a contractYes Well I'm afraid labor laws are slightly more lenient in FranceYou see they only have to work two - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 00:22
Skipper what about the planeThe chimps will work through the...
The Addams Family When you're done with Fabio send him up to my room - The Addams Family 00:04
When you're done with Fabio send him up to my room
Sausage Party Mr Sausage when will it endWhen will it end When he stops drinking usYeah YeahBOTH And stops eating usSame here Fuck yeahTOILET PAPER And when he stops using usWhat did he do to youYou don't wanna fucking know - Sausage Party 00:20
Mr Sausage when will it endWhen will it end When he stops...
Sausage Party Oh no This is not good - Sausage Party 00:05
Oh no This is not good
Sausage Party The food's fucking possessed Oh shitWe're all gonna die Oh God It's devil foodOh my GodThe sausage he was right They're evil - Sausage Party 00:17
The food's fucking possessed Oh shitWe're all...
Scared Shrekless Oh wow Terrifying - Scared Shrekless 00:09
Oh wow Terrifying
Scared Shrekless The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot - Scared Shrekless 00:09
The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot
Scared Shrekless Wait More sugar - Scared Shrekless 00:09
Wait More sugar
Penguins of Madagascar Who are youThe humans know me as Dr Octavius BrineRenowned geneticist cheese enthusiastand frequent donor to NPR pledge drivesBut you know me by a different much older nameA name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear againA phantom A shadow of a former - Penguins of Madagascar 01:17
Who are youThe humans know me as Dr Octavius BrineRenowned...
Penguins of Madagascar The only thing that has kept me going all these years is myburning thirst for revengeAnd my precious souvenir snow globe collectionWhat is wrong with you - Penguins of Madagascar 00:23
The only thing that has kept me going all these years is...
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Puss I think you set the oven too highI am a master of the baking Watch Whoa - Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 00:08
Puss I think you set the oven too highI am a master of the...
The Emoji Movie Hey Trojan Horse How are youYeah what'll it be handI'll have a bottle of Hack Daniel'sMaybe with a plate of cheese and hackersCapisce You trying to find a hackerYou can just ask you know Sorry YesWe're looking for a hacker named JailbreakI know a guy that - The Emoji Movie 00:37
Hey Trojan Horse How are youYeah what'll it be...
The Emoji Movie Fellas I'm afraid this is last call - The Emoji Movie 00:04
Fellas I'm afraid this is last call