Clips with Craig Ferguson

Born Romantic I'm bisexual - Born Romantic 00:11
I'm bisexual
Born Romantic Tonight I am elegant - Born Romantic 00:06
Tonight I am elegant
I'll Be There How many other kids do you have - I'll Be There 00:04
How many other kids do you have
I'll Be There I don't want to come between them I don't want Rebecca to get hurt again - I'll Be There 00:05
I don't want to come between them I don't want...
I'll Be There Please help me I'm having your baby - I'll Be There 00:08
Please help me I'm having your baby
I'll Be There I'll see you guys later Be good If you can't be good - I'll Be There 00:10
I'll see you guys later Be good If you can't be...
I'll Be There I won't let her be a singer - I'll Be There 00:06
I won't let her be a singer
I'll Be There I mean what is there in Loch Ness apart from the obvious - I'll Be There 00:38
I mean what is there in Loch Ness apart from the obvious
I'll Be There Who is it It might be burglars - I'll Be There 00:12
Who is it It might be burglars
I'll Be There No wait That is it That is it - I'll Be There 00:05
No wait That is it That is it
I'll Be There The bike's much faster You stay here or go to your own house - I'll Be There 00:26
The bike's much faster You stay here or go to your own...
I'll Be There It's amazing that I bought a house so close to you - I'll Be There 00:08
It's amazing that I bought a house so close to you
I'll Be There And could you uh look after that too please - I'll Be There 00:04
And could you uh look after that too please
I'll Be There I recognize you from the newspapers - I'll Be There 00:06
I recognize you from the newspapers
I'll Be There I'm not wearing a sporran - I'll Be There 00:04
I'm not wearing a sporran
Lemony Snicket's A Series... I wonder if it's a good idea even to change their plans at this point - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
I wonder if it's a good idea even to change their plans...
How to Train Your Dragon Come on Let me out please I need to make my MarkYou've made plenty of marks all in the wrong placesPlease two minutes I'll kill a dragonMy life will get infinitely better I might even get a dateYou can't lift a hammer You can't swing an axeYou can't even - How to Train Your Dragon 00:57
Come on Let me out please I need to make my MarkYou've...
How to Train Your Dragon What am I going to do with him GobberPut him in trainingNo I'm serious So am IHe'd be killed before the first dragon is out of its cageYou don't know that I do actuallyNo you don't No I doNo you don'tListen you know what he's likeFrom the time he could - How to Train Your Dragon 01:17
What am I going to do with him GobberPut him in trainingNo...
How to Train Your Dragon Welcome to dragon trainingNo turning backI hope I get some serious burnsI'm hoping for some mauling like on my shoulder or backYeah it's only fun if you get a scar out of itYeah no kidding rightPain Love itOh great Who let him in - How to Train Your Dragon 00:37
Welcome to dragon trainingNo turning backI hope I get some...
How to Train Your Dragon Let's get started The recruit who does bestwill win the honor of killing his first dragonin front of the entire villageHiccup already killed a Night Fury so does that disqualify himCan I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings - How to Train Your Dragon 00:17
Let's get started The recruit who does bestwill win the...
How to Train Your Dragon Don't worry You're small and weak that'll make you less of a targetThey'll see you as sick or insaneand go after the more Viking like teens instead - How to Train Your Dragon 00:11
Don't worry You're small and weak that'll...
How to Train Your Dragon Behind these doors are just a few of the many speciesyou will learn to fightThe Deadly Nadder Speed 8 armor 16The Hideous ZipplebackPlus 11 stealth Times 2The Monstrous Nightmare Firepower 15The Terrible Terror Attack 8 venom 12Can you stop thatAnd the - How to Train Your Dragon 00:24
Behind these doors are just a few of the many speciesyou...
How to Train Your Dragon Today is about survival If you get blastedyou're deadWhat's the first thing you'll needA doctor Plus 5 speedA shield Shields GoYour most important piece of equipment is your shieldIf you must choose between a sword or a shield take the shield - How to Train Your Dragon 00:21
Today is about survival If you get blastedyou're...
How to Train Your Dragon I moved into my parents' basement Come by sometime and work outYou look like you work outSnotlout You're doneSo it's just you and me huhNope just you - How to Train Your Dragon 00:13
I moved into my parents' basement Come by sometime and...
How to Train Your Dragon Go back to bed you overgrown sausage - How to Train Your Dragon 00:05
Go back to bed you overgrown sausage
How to Train Your Dragon Remember a dragon will alwaysalways go for the killSo why didn't you - How to Train Your Dragon 00:18
Remember a dragon will alwaysalways go for the killSo why...
How to Train Your Dragon Everything we know about every dragon we know ofNo attacks tonight Study upWait you mean readWhile we're still aliveWhy read words when you can just kill the stuffthe words tell you stuff aboutI've read it seven times There's this water dragonthat sprays - How to Train Your Dragon 00:29
Everything we know about every dragon we know ofNo attacks...
How to Train Your Dragon Look for its blind spot Every dragon has oneFind it hide in it and strikeDo you ever batheIf you don't like it then just get your own blind spotHow about I give you oneBlind spot yes Deaf spot not so much - How to Train Your Dragon 00:20
Look for its blind spot Every dragon has oneFind it hide in...
How to Train Your Dragon And with one twist he took my hand and swallowed it wholeI saw the look on his face I was deliciousHe must have passed the wordbecause it wasn't a month before another one of them took my legIsn't it weird to think your hand was inside a dragonLike if - How to Train Your Dragon 00:43
And with one twist he took my hand and swallowed it wholeI...
How to Train Your Dragon Meet the Terrible TerrorIt's like the size of myGet it off - How to Train Your Dragon 00:10
Meet the Terrible TerrorIt's like the size of myGet it...
How to Train Your Dragon So later Not so fastI'm kind of late for WhatLate for what exactly - How to Train Your Dragon 00:09
So later Not so fastI'm kind of late for WhatLate for...
How to Train Your Dragon Beard of Thor What is thatOdin help us - How to Train Your Dragon 00:11
Beard of Thor What is thatOdin help us
How to Train Your Dragon Get to the ships No NoSmart that one I was a foolLead the men to the far side of the islandGobber go with the menI think I'll stay in case your thinking of doing something crazyI can buy them a few minutes if I give that thing someone to huntThen I can - How to Train Your Dragon 00:31
Get to the ships No NoSmart that one I was a foolLead the...
How to Train Your Dragon Here Oh no Here - How to Train Your Dragon 00:05
Here Oh no Here
How to Train Your Dragon Ruff Tuff Watch your backsMove FishlegsLook at us We're on a dragon We're on dragons All of usUp Let's move itEvery bit the boar headed stubborn Viking you ever were - How to Train Your Dragon 00:19
Ruff Tuff Watch your backsMove FishlegsLook at us We're...
Brave At least we have hairAnd all our teeththick accent If he was a wee bit closer I could lob a caber at him ye kenAnd we don't hide under bridges you grumpy old trollYou want a laugh eh Wee Dingwall - Brave 00:21
At least we have hairAnd all our teeththick accent If he was...
Brave Feast your eyes - Brave 00:03
Feast your eyes
Winnie the Pooh All right Yes well the thing to do is as follows - Winnie the Pooh 00:35
All right Yes well the thing to do is as follows
Winnie the Pooh The word is issue not achoo - Winnie the Pooh 00:09
The word is issue not achoo
Winnie the Pooh Bathwater biscuit baby barnacle beluga - Winnie the Pooh 00:12
Bathwater biscuit baby barnacle beluga
Winnie the Pooh Artistic talent runs through my family - Winnie the Pooh 00:09
Artistic talent runs through my family
Winnie the Pooh It's a giant creature with a tail - Winnie the Pooh 00:35
It's a giant creature with a tail
Winnie the Pooh Tell us more about what Backsons do - Winnie the Pooh 00:37
Tell us more about what Backsons do
Winnie the Pooh Now that we have him Owl you can go and get Christopher Robin back - Winnie the Pooh 00:17
Now that we have him Owl you can go and get Christopher...
Winnie the Pooh Piglet And six - Winnie the Pooh 00:37
Piglet And six
Winnie the Pooh Piglet go to Christopher Robin's house - Winnie the Pooh 00:37
Piglet go to Christopher Robin's house
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Boar headedJust like his motherAye she could never stay put eitherEh he's just 20 and a VikingI mean could there be a worse combinationHeh When I think of how stubborn and senselessyou were back in the dayOhWell not much has changed actually - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:21
Boar headedJust like his motherAye she could never stay put...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Okay uh Dad there there's somethingyou need to know Yeah yeah tell me on the wayWell this isn't an on the way kind of update actuallyI've heard enough HiccupMore more of the earth shattering development varietyYeah just add it to pileYeah I uh uhDad - How to Train Your Dragon 2 01:51
Okay uh Dad there there's somethingyou need to know...
Dragons: Gift of the Night... Yeah you know this is not helping at all - Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury 00:56
Yeah you know this is not helping at all
How to Train Your Dragon: The... It's not your fault you have the body of a Norse god - How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World 00:06
It's not your fault you have the body of a Norse god
Then Came You Ah What are you gonna miss the most - Then Came You 00:12
Ah What are you gonna miss the most
Then Came You I want to show you something - Then Came You 00:09
I want to show you something