Clips with Cristin Milioti

The Wolf of Wall Street This conniving little twat Look at thisThe wolf of wall street they call me LookYour hair looks good - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
This conniving little twat Look at thisThe wolf of wall...
The Brass Teapot Hey alice oh my god - The Brass Teapot 00:05
Hey alice oh my god
Modern Love S01 • E01 (indistinct chatter outside) - Modern Love 00:09
(indistinct chatter outside)
Palm Springs Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the barThank youI always get an extra one Save myself a tripOr you might just be an alcoholic - Palm Springs 00:11
Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the...
Palm Springs My whole family is embarrassed by meThey all see me as aas a liability who fucks around and drinks too muchWhy would they think thatBecause I fuck around and drink too much - Palm Springs 00:12
My whole family is embarrassed by meThey all see me as aas a...
Palm Springs This is so fucked upSo fucked upBut it's kind of hot thoughMisty moaning Don't you kiss meDon't you tell me what to do - Palm Springs 00:12
This is so fucked upSo fucked upBut it's kind of hot...
Palm Springs SARAH: Nyles? - Palm Springs 00:18
SARAH: Nyles?
Palm Springs - Shukran. - Palm Springs 00:47
- Shukran.
Palm Springs Guess you followed me - Palm Springs 00:33
Guess you followed me
Palm Springs But what is thisWhen is thisYeah About thatSo this is todayToday is yesterdayAnd tomorrow is also today - Palm Springs 00:17
But what is thisWhen is thisYeah About thatSo this is...
Palm Springs How do I stop it I don't want tomorrow to be todayI want tomorrow to be tomorrowRight That's naturalUh unfortunately that's never going to happenTomorrow will always and forever now betoday So - Palm Springs 00:17
How do I stop it I don't want tomorrow to be todayI...
Palm Springs I drove all the way back home to Austinand I still woke up hereThat's the way it worksYou know one time I smoked a bunch of crystaland made it all the way to Equatorial GuineaIt was a huge waste of time - Palm Springs 00:15
I drove all the way back home to Austinand I still woke up...
Palm Springs I just like to give back whenever I canMaterial matters don't really concern meWith the exception of booze and burritosand designer drugs and candyObviously I'm not a PuritanAnd sex I assumeYou fuck other people in hereGreat question You mustRight I have - Palm Springs 00:23
I just like to give back whenever I canMaterial matters...
Palm Springs Anyways I think the party's gonna start pretty soonYou wanna head backIs that a jokeNo Why would I do thatI don't know Eat drink dance Bask in loveThat is not love Of course it is Tala's in loveNo You don't actually know what you're talking aboutWe You Me - Palm Springs 00:32
Anyways I think the party's gonna start pretty soonYou...
Palm Springs Maybe it's a karma thingWhat is YeahWhat if it's like to get out of thisyou have to be selfless and then you're freeI just bought a hundred dollar candy bar and I'm still hereYeah but not like that Like real acts of selflessnesslike the bone marrow shit - Palm Springs 00:26
Maybe it's a karma thingWhat is YeahWhat if it's...
Palm Springs Oh SarahDidn't work Life is meaningless Let's get the fuck out of hereOh my GodAre youBOTH fucking cheating on meWhatThis isn't funnyOkay stopI'm seriousStop copying meStop pretending like you know everythingscreamingMisty cryingOkay I'm gonna go Wait - Palm Springs 00:30
Oh SarahDidn't work Life is meaningless Let's get...
Palm Springs ♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪ Whoo! - Palm Springs 00:30
♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪ Whoo!
Palm Springs Hyah! ♪ ♪ BOTH: Whoo! ♪ SARAH: Whoo! ♪ - Palm Springs 00:23
Hyah! ♪ ♪ BOTH: Whoo! ♪ SARAH: Whoo! ♪
Palm Springs NYLES Think of it like thisEverything in this voidthe space where the candy bar once wasbut is now in my stomachis the pastMm hmm And everything that's remainingis the future encased in chocolateMm hmm I have no interest in thisemptinessyou know the who - Palm Springs 01:19
NYLES Think of it like thisEverything in this voidthe space...
Palm Springs Now ignoring all that - Palm Springs 00:09
Now ignoring all that
Palm Springs It's just a fleeting feelingRight It drifts awayjust like uh they all doWhat do you mean It just drifts awaylike they all doLike what has drifted away - Palm Springs 00:22
It's just a fleeting feelingRight It drifts awayjust...
Palm Springs ♪ That's new. - Palm Springs 00:25
♪ That's new.
Palm Springs - I can't keep waking up in here. - Palm Springs 00:49
- I can't keep waking up in here.
Palm Springs I mean - Palm Springs 00:07
I mean
Palm Springs Suck my dick Officer Bitch - Palm Springs 00:04
Suck my dick Officer Bitch
Palm Springs The pain is realWhy can't you understand thatIt doesn't matter Nothing matters RightThose are your words No Pain mattersWhat we do to other people mattersBeing a source of terror is not fun okayIt's not fulfilling I know this from experienceIt doesn't - Palm Springs 00:21
The pain is realWhy can't you understand thatIt...
Palm Springs SARAH: I'm getting out of this day. - Palm Springs 00:30
SARAH: I'm getting out of this day.
Palm Springs SARAH: Wake up. - Palm Springs 00:07
SARAH: Wake up.
Palm Springs Holy shitAre you scared to leaveWhat NoNot at allI just don't want to leaveThere's a difference Oh yeah What's the differenceI wanna stay with you - Palm Springs 00:16
Holy shitAre you scared to leaveWhat NoNot at allI just...
Palm Springs Look I love you okayHow about thatWhatI love youYou stammersHow can you even know thatI'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with youNo What about Roy I don't love himOh my God NylesI So you you'reyou are saying that out there in the real - Palm Springs 00:48
Look I love you okayHow about thatWhatI love youYou...
Palm Springs This isn't real NylesEverything that we are doing in here is fucking meaninglessSo whatI mean it's not like things were going so great for you out there - Palm Springs 00:10
This isn't real NylesEverything that we are doing in...
Palm Springs I need my life backAnd I am asking youif you want to leave this placeand come with meAnd I'm saying noBut I'm also asking you to stay - Palm Springs 00:17
I need my life backAnd I am asking youif you want to leave...
Palm Springs You get one more sentenceOkayOkayEven though I pretend not to beI've realized that I'm completely co dependentbut I'm cool with itbecause I think that life should be shared nowand I need you to surviveOkayThat's your one sentence I need you to survive - Palm Springs 01:27
You get one more sentenceOkayOkayEven though I pretend not...
Palm Springs You get one more sentence - Palm Springs 00:34
You get one more sentence
Palm Springs I mean an emphatic period is just a it's just an exclamation point - Palm Springs 00:04
I mean an emphatic period is just a it's just an...
Palm Springs I can survive just fine without you you knowBut there there'sa chance that this life can be a little less mundanewith you in it - Palm Springs 00:15
I can survive just fine without you you knowBut there...
Palm Springs Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure worksYour mom's house Okay This was a mistakeYour mom's a mistake All right - Palm Springs 00:10
Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure...