Damon Wayans quotes in movies

Hollywood Shuffle 00:17

I read in a magazine

Roxanne 00:33

Whatever you do do not stare Come on I will not stare

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka 00:27

Yeah 'cause I heard you screamin' all the way down...

Earth Girls Are Easy 00:08

Panty shields make me feel fresh

Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05

Oh my God You're like totally black

Earth Girls Are Easy 00:14

Before anyone realizes they're aliens

Earth Girls Are Easy 00:40

You should've seen me today man

Earth Girls Are Easy 00:16

Hey dudes I just remembered something

The Last Boy Scout 00:36

You don't believe in love

The Last Boy Scout 00:27

Hey last time I saw you drink straight vodka was because you...

The Last Boy Scout 00:09

Hi You're nobody

The Last Boy Scout 01:03

Man you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss

The Last Boy Scout 00:31

Leather pants

The Last Boy Scout 00:14

Say man you ever played ball You got a good build

The Last Boy Scout 00:08

Circumvent It's called a vocabulary You read much

The Last Boy Scout

You don't believe in love Yeah I believe in love I...

The Last Boy Scout 00:09

Where you going To the bathroom

The Last Boy Scout 00:13

To get evidence against them right That's right

The Last Boy Scout 00:35

A bit late for a stroll you think You girls ought to get...

The Last Boy Scout 00:16

Hey ugly

The Last Boy Scout 00:36

It ain't right

The Last Boy Scout 00:09

An actual house

The Last Boy Scout 00:26

I feel like I've been rode hard and put away wet

The Last Boy Scout 00:24

My name is Jimmy That number on the back of your head

The Last Boy Scout 00:34

You don't like women much do you Joe

The Last Boy Scout 00:35

Painkillers Using Demerol because your fucking knees are...

The Last Boy Scout 00:09

I can't figure which of you looks the most like my dick

The Last Boy Scout 00:15

It's okay It's okay

The Last Boy Scout 00:36

There's me

The Last Boy Scout 00:06

He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes I...

The Last Boy Scout 00:19

Hey Flash Rescue attempt

The Last Boy Scout 00:22

Are you all right Let's go Come on

The Last Boy Scout 00:10

You must be the dumbest guy in the world Why's that

The Last Boy Scout 00:05

Joe if we go any faster we're gonna travel back in time

The Last Boy Scout 00:46

What are you doing Drawing them a picture

The Last Boy Scout 00:10

I swear to Christ if I survive this fucking case I'm...

The Last Boy Scout 00:09

Hey that's Marcone's car

The Last Boy Scout 00:05

How'd you like to get kicked off the fucking planet

The Last Boy Scout 00:20

That damn thing's gonna be mailed to the cops...

The Last Boy Scout 00:16

Give him the key or I'll have you kneecapped

The Last Boy Scout 00:05

You know for a dancer he's one hell of a detective

The Last Boy Scout 00:08

Yeah you're a real bastard you know that Joe

The Last Boy Scout 00:17

This being the '90s you can't just walk up to a...

Blankman 00:36

This is my calling

Blankman 00:09

This is a nightmare

Major Payne 00:25

What do you want

Bulletproof 00:15

I'll always love you

Bulletproof 00:11

Let me guess You dropped the soap

Bulletproof 00:09

That's why your head hurts right now You feel guilty

Celtic Pride 00:11

Hey Scott I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom

Celtic Pride 00:22

Who are you man

Bamboozled 00:09

Feed the idiot box

Bamboozled 00:15

Pierre narrating The mission was accomplished

Bamboozled 00:13

Uh well you know I do all sorts of kind of things man

Bamboozled 00:07

I don't want anything to do with anything black for at...

Bamboozled 00:05

Yes Yes Continue O Great Niggerologist

Bamboozled 00:05

Yes you Me

Bamboozled 00:22

Pierre narrating When American people want something they...

Bamboozled 00:08

Mm mm mm Lord have mercy

Bamboozled 00:06

Hey I'm sorry I'm late I had a tough time catching...

Bamboozled 00:42

Pierre As I bled to death as my verylife oozed out of me

Marci X 00:13

You know you remind me of someone in that outfit