Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd quotes in movies

Dr. Raymond Stantz Ghostbusters poster Ghostbusters Dr. Raymond Stantz Ghostbusters II poster Ghostbusters II Cabbie Ghostbusters poster Ghostbusters Weber Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom poster Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Boolie Werthan Driving Miss Daisy poster Driving Miss Daisy Harry Sultenfuss My Girl poster My Girl Grocer Grosse Pointe Blank poster Grosse Pointe Blank Captain Thurman Pearl Harbor poster Pearl Harbor Mother Sneakers poster Sneakers Dr. Keats 50 First Dates poster 50 First Dates Ben Bart Get on Up poster Get on Up Self Julie & Julia poster Julie & Julia Passenger Twilight Zone: The Movie poster Twilight Zone: The Movie Zalinsky Tommy Boy poster Tommy Boy Dr. Raymond Stantz Casper poster Casper Julia Child Always poster Always Chris Magruder The Curse of the Jade Scorpion poster The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Chip Antz poster Antz Vic Frohmeyer Christmas with the Kranks poster Christmas with the Kranks Elwood The Blues Brothers poster The Blues Brothers Seymour Heller Behind the Candelabra poster Behind the Candelabra Yogi Bear Yogi Bear poster Yogi Bear Louis Winthorpe III Trading Places poster Trading Places Self The Go Go's poster The Go Go's Self - Segment "1941" Spielberg poster Spielberg 1982 Championship MC Pixels poster Pixels Don Tammy poster Tammy Wade Motch The Campaign poster The Campaign Augustus 'Gus' Trenor The House of Mirth poster The House of Mirth President William Haney My Fellow Americans poster My Fellow Americans Harry Sultenfuss My Girl 2 poster My Girl 2 Steven Mills My Stepmother Is an Alien poster My Stepmother Is an Alien Clifford Skridlow Doctor Detroit poster Doctor Detroit Governor Lewis Evolution poster Evolution Friday Dragnet poster Dragnet Ray Stantz Ghostbusters: Afterlife poster Ghostbusters: Afterlife Col. John T. Hall Sgt Bilko poster Sgt Bilko Beldar Conehead Coneheads poster Coneheads Mack Sennett Chaplin poster Chaplin Vic Neighbors poster Neighbors Sgt. Frank Tree 1941 poster 1941 Julius Jensen Shortcut to Happiness poster Shortcut to Happiness Pete Crossroads poster Crossroads Ellis Fielding Loose Cannons poster Loose Cannons Self Love, Gilda poster Love, Gilda Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser Nothing But Trouble poster Nothing But Trouble Roman Craig The Great Outdoors poster The Great Outdoors Lord Monomark Bright Young Things poster Bright Young Things Captain Tucker I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry poster I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Self Sunset Strip poster Sunset Strip John W. Burns, Jr. The Couch Trip poster The Couch Trip Elwood Blues Blues Brothers 2000 poster Blues Brothers 2000 Roman from 'The Great Outdoors' She's Having a Baby poster She's Having a Baby Self Belushi poster Belushi Pa Tex North poster North Herb Into the Night poster Into the Night Austin Millbarge Spies Like Us poster Spies Like Us Dad Loser poster Loser Mr. Vice President War, Inc poster War, Inc Capt. Milligan Tales from the Crypt poster Tales from the Crypt Rev. Mike Webber Home Improvement poster Home Improvement Repair Man The Nanny poster The Nanny Self Growing Belushi poster Growing Belushi Danny Michalski According to Jim poster According to Jim Kate's Dad Workin' Moms poster Workin' Moms Barry Levine Stardom poster Stardom Jimmy Flaherty Celtic Pride poster Celtic Pride OPP Officer Canadian Bacon poster Canadian Bacon Fred Exit to Eden poster Exit to Eden Brian Thigh The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash poster The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash Self Jim Henson Idea Man poster Jim Henson Idea Man Self - SNL Cast Member 1975 - 1979 Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Dan Aykroyd

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Trading Places One cellophane bag That's not mine - Trading Places 00:21
One cellophane bag That's not mine
Trading Places One cellophane bag I've never seen that before in my lifeThat's PCP phencyclidine Angel dustYou ever seen what this stuff does to kidsYou're looking at three to five mandatory Louis - Trading Places 00:21
One cellophane bag I've never seen that before in my...
Trading Places I smellPenelope do you realise where I've been since yesterdayThey beat me up and stole my clothesThose men wanted to have sex with me - Trading Places 00:13
I smellPenelope do you realise where I've been since...
Trading Places Those men wanted to have sex with me - Trading Places 00:04
Those men wanted to have sex with me
Trading Places How could the man I lovedwhose children I wanted to have and breast feed be a heroin dealerIt wasn't heroin it was angel dust PCP - Trading Places 00:11
How could the man I lovedwhose children I wanted to have and...
Trading Places You don't exactly look like the type that has a butlerIf you're hustling me Hustling you hustling you - Trading Places 00:10
You don't exactly look like the type that has a...
Trading Places I can charge goods and services in over 86 countries around the worldYeah Well I don't take credit cards - Trading Places 00:11
I can charge goods and services in over 86 countries around...
Trading Places Wait what am I supposed to live on What's going to happen to me - Trading Places 00:07
Wait what am I supposed to live on What's going to...
Trading Places If he's being driven around in my car he could actually be living in my houseMaybe he's even taken my jobFor all I know right at this moment he could be fondling my fiancee - Trading Places 00:15
If he's being driven around in my car he could actually...
Trading Places I'm 24 I'm from a small miserable mining town you probably never heard ofThe only thing I've got going for me is this body this faceand what I got up hereI don't do drugsAnd I don't have a pimpThis place is a dumpBut it's cheap it's clean and it's all - Trading Places 01:29
I'm 24 I'm from a small miserable mining town you...
Trading Places The only thing I've got going for me is this body this face - Trading Places 00:29
The only thing I've got going for me is this body this...
Trading Places I just came in and caught him planting this stuffIt's obviously some primitive attempt to frame meFrame you Boy if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black - Trading Places 00:13
I just came in and caught him planting this stuffIt's...
Trading Places Coleman I've had the most absurd nightmareI was poor and no one liked meI lost my job I lost my house Penelope hated meAnd it was all because of this terrible awful Negro - Trading Places 00:16
Coleman I've had the most absurd nightmareI was poor...
Trading Places Oh dear It was the DukesYou're a dead man ValentineIt was an experiment They used us as guinea pigs manThe Dukes used us as guinea pigsTo see how our lives would turn out They made a betI'm afraid it's true sir I believe him LouisThe Dukes ruined my life - Trading Places 00:46
Oh dear It was the DukesYou're a dead man ValentineIt...
Trading Places You can't just shoot people with a double barrelled shotguncos you're pissed at themWhy not It's assault with a deadly weaponYou get 20 years for that shitDo you have any better ideasYeah it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into - Trading Places 00:26
You can't just shoot people with a double barrelled...
Trading Places In charge of security Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst SecurityClarence Beeks - Trading Places 00:08
In charge of security Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst...
Trading Places My life savings Try not to lose itLose it In a couple of hours you're going to be the richest butler that ever livedI worked real hard for this Louis Hope you know what you're doingThank you Ophelia What are you doing10 31That's us LouisColeman would you - Trading Places 01:22
My life savings Try not to lose itLose it In a couple of...
Trading Places Think big think positive Never show any sign of weaknessAlways go for the throat Buy low sell high Fear that's the other guy's problemNothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witnessThe Super Bowl the World SeriesPressure Here - Trading Places 00:32
Think big think positive Never show any sign of...
Trading Places Not yet almost - Trading Places 00:18
Not yet almost
Twilight Zone: The Movie You wanna see something really scary - Twilight Zone: The Movie 00:05
You wanna see something really scary
Ghostbusters The whole building is a huge - Ghostbusters 01:29
The whole building is a huge
Ghostbusters What is it - Ghostbusters 02:26
What is it
Ghostbusters This is a major disgrace - Ghostbusters 03:00
This is a major disgrace
Ghostbusters Peter at 1 40 pmAt the main branch of the New York public library on fifth Avenue10 people witnessed a free floating full torso vaporous apparition - Ghostbusters 00:12
Peter at 1 40 pmAt the main branch of the New York public...
Ghostbusters Listen Do you smell something - Ghostbusters 00:06
Listen Do you smell something
Ghostbusters A full torso apparition And it's real - Ghostbusters 00:06
A full torso apparition And it's real
Ghostbusters Ray This is great If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entitiesWe could really bust some heads In a spiritual sense of course - Ghostbusters 00:09
Ray This is great If the ionization rate is constant for all...
Ghostbusters I trust you're moving us to better quarters on campusNo you're being moved off campusThe board of regents has terminated your GrantYou are to vacate these premises immediatelyThis is preposterous I demand an explanationFine This university will - Ghostbusters 00:53
I trust you're moving us to better quarters on campusNo...
Ghostbusters This is a major disgrace Forget mit or StanfordThey wouldn't touch us with a 10 meter cattle prodYou're always so concerned about your reputationEinstein did his best stuff when he was a patent clerkKnow how much a patent clerk earns NoThe university gave - Ghostbusters 01:01
This is a major disgrace Forget mit or StanfordThey...
Ghostbusters The university gave us money We didn't have to produce anythingYou've never been out of college You don't know what it's likeI've worked in the private sector They expect results - Ghostbusters 00:12
The university gave us money We didn't have to produce...
Ghostbusters You're never gonna regret this rayMy parents left me that house I was born thereYou won't lose the house Everybody has three mortgagesBut at 19 percent You didn't even bargain with the guy - Ghostbusters 00:13
You're never gonna regret this rayMy parents left me...
Ghostbusters My parents left me that house I was born there - Ghostbusters 00:11
My parents left me that house I was born there
Ghostbusters What do you think egonThis building should be condemnedThere's metal fatigue in all the load bearing membersThe wiring is substandard It's inadequate for our power needsAnd the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zoneHey does this pole still workWow this - Ghostbusters 00:51
What do you think egonThis building should be...
Ghostbusters Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the nightDo you experience feelings of dread in your basement or atticHave you or any of your family ever seen a spook specter or ghostRay If the answer is yes pick up your phone and call the - Ghostbusters 00:26
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the...
Ghostbusters Peter You don't think it's too subtleYou don't think people are gonna drive down and not see the signYou can't park that hereEverybody can relax I found the carNeeds some suspension work and shocksAnd uh brakes brake pads linings steering box transmission - Ghostbusters 00:36
Peter You don't think it's too subtleYou...
Ghostbusters Peter Egon what do you thinkShe's telling the truth At least she thinks she isWell of course I'm telling the truth Who would make up a story like thatPeter Some are people who just want attentionOthers are nutballs who come off the streetYou know what it - Ghostbusters 00:34
Peter Egon what do you thinkShe's telling the truth At...
Ghostbusters It occurred to me we haven't had a successful test of this equipmentI blame myself So do IWell no sense worrying about it now Why worryEach of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his backYep Well let's get ready Switch me on - Ghostbusters 00:21
It occurred to me we haven't had a successful test of...
Ghostbusters Maid What the hell are you doingSorry I'm sorryWe thought you were someone elseSuccessful testI guess so UhWe'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage that way - Ghostbusters 00:22
Maid What the hell are you doingSorry I'm sorryWe...
Ghostbusters We'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage that way - Ghostbusters 00:06
We'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage...
Ghostbusters Come in rayVenkman I saw it I saw itIt's right here rayIt's looking at meRay He's an ugly little spud isn't heI think he can hear youDon't move It won't hurt you - Ghostbusters 00:18
Come in rayVenkman I saw it I saw itIt's right here...
Ghostbusters He slimed meThat's great Actual physical contactCan you move Egon Ray Come in pleaseI feel so funky - Ghostbusters 00:11
He slimed meThat's great Actual physical contactCan you...
Ghostbusters All right boysReadyRay I did that I did thatThat's my fault It's okay The table broke the fall - Ghostbusters 00:20
All right boysReadyRay I did that I did thatThat's my...
Ghostbusters There's something very important I forgot to tell youPeter What Don't cross the streamsWhy It would be badI'm fuzzy on the good bad thing What do you mean badImagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every moleculeIn your body exploding - Ghostbusters 00:27
There's something very important I forgot to tell...
Ghostbusters Mr Smith quickly I want that door open nowDonald stand over thereWe came we saw we kicked its assDid you see it What is itRay We got itWhat is it Will there be any more of themWhat you had there was what we refer to as a focusedNon terminal repeating - Ghostbusters 00:58
Mr Smith quickly I want that door open nowDonald stand over...
Ghostbusters We came we saw we kicked its assDid you see it What is itRay We got itWhat is it Will there be any more of themWhat you had there was what we refer to as a focusedNon terminal repeating phantasm or a class five full roaming vaporReal nasty one tooAnd now - Ghostbusters 00:50
We came we saw we kicked its assDid you see it What is itRay...
Ghostbusters Ray I gotta get some sleep I'm dyingPeter You don't look goodI don't You've looked betterYou didn't used to look like this - Ghostbusters 00:10
Ray I gotta get some sleep I'm dyingPeter You...
Ghostbusters This is where we store all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trapVery simple really A loaded trap here Open unlock the systemInsert the trapReleaseClose lock the system Set your entry gridNeutronize your fieldAndWhen the light is green the trap - Ghostbusters 00:31
This is where we store all the vapors and entities and...
Ghostbusters I'm worried It's crowded in there and my data pointsTo something big on the horizonWhat do you mean bigWell let's say this twinkie represents the normal amountOf psychokinetic energy in the New York areaAccording to this morning's sample it would be a - Ghostbusters 00:45
I'm worried It's crowded in there and my data...
Ghostbusters I'm worried Ray It's getting crowded in there - Ghostbusters 00:34
I'm worried Ray It's getting crowded in there
Ghostbusters Every ancient religion has its myth about the end of the worldMyth Ray has it ever occurred to youMaybe the reason we've been so busyIs because the dead have been rising from the graveHow about a little music Yeah - Ghostbusters 00:24
Every ancient religion has its myth about the end of the...
Ghostbusters Egon The structure of this roof cap is like the telemetry trackerThat NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep spaceCold riveted girders with cores of pure seleniumEverybody getting this so farSo what I guess they just don't make them like they used - Ghostbusters 02:04
Egon The structure of this roof cap is like the telemetry...
Ghostbusters Ray for a momentPretend that I don't know anything about metallurgyEngineering or physics and just tell me what the hell is going onYou never studied - Ghostbusters 00:16
Ray for a momentPretend that I don't know anything...
Ghostbusters Everything was fine with our system until the power gridWas shutoff by dickless here They caused an explosionIs this true Yes it's true This man has no dickMayor Hey come on Knock it off Hey break it upAll right Well that's what I heard - Ghostbusters 00:21
Everything was fine with our system until the power gridWas...
Ghostbusters That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportionsWell what do you mean biblical What he means is old testamentReal wrath of god type stuff ExactlyFire and brimstone down from the skies Rivers and seas boilingForty years of darkness - Ghostbusters 00:26
That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical...
Ghostbusters It's a girlIt's gozer I thought gozer was a manIt's whatever it wants to be Whatever it is it's gotta get by usRightGo get her ray - Ghostbusters 00:20
It's a girlIt's gozer I thought gozer was a...
Ghostbusters Are you a godRay when someone asks you if you're a god you say yesAll right This chick is toast - Ghostbusters 00:52
Are you a godRay when someone asks you if you're a god...
Ghostbusters Nimble little minx isn't she Egon We better go full streamAim for the flattopWasn't so hard - Ghostbusters 00:20
Nimble little minx isn't she Egon We better go full...
Ghostbusters We neutronized itYou know what that means A complete particle reversalIt's Miller time - Ghostbusters 00:12
We neutronized itYou know what that means A complete...
Ghostbusters Gozer The choice is made Whoa whoa whoaGozer The traveler has comeNobody choosed anythingDid you choose anything NoDid you My mind is blankI didn't choose anythingI couldn't help itIt just popped in thereWhat What just popped in thereI tried to think - Ghostbusters 00:59
Gozer The choice is made Whoa whoa whoaGozer The traveler...
Into the Night When was the last time you fucked your wife You're a classy guy Herb - Into the Night 00:07
When was the last time you fucked your wife You're a...
Into the Night She will do anything you want for 200 an hour Two hundred dollars - Into the Night 00:12
She will do anything you want for 200 an hour Two hundred...
Spies Like Us It was a static filled triple scrambled microwave transmission - Spies Like Us 00:37
It was a static filled triple scrambled microwave...
Spies Like Us You hear that Yeah It's a dickfer - Spies Like Us 00:08
You hear that Yeah It's a dickfer
Spies Like Us We need a plan Let's play dead - Spies Like Us 00:06
We need a plan Let's play dead
Spies Like Us Show some balls It's too late to try to impress them - Spies Like Us 00:06
Show some balls It's too late to try to impress them
Spies Like Us It's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat - Spies Like Us 00:14
It's my job to get you prepared to go out into the...
Spies Like Us What's the matter I gotta take a leak - Spies Like Us 00:46
What's the matter I gotta take a leak
Spies Like Us Feet Hat - Spies Like Us 00:03
Feet Hat
Spies Like Us These are the Yusufzai They're Afghani freedom fighters - Spies Like Us 00:12
These are the Yusufzai They're Afghani freedom fighters
Spies Like Us MARSTON Doctor Doctor - Spies Like Us 00:10
MARSTON Doctor Doctor