Dane Cook quotes in movies

Mystery Men 00:49

I know

Mystery Men 00:23

I am the Waffler

Waiting 00:07

That's FIoyd FIoyd

Waiting 00:04

WeIcome to Thunderdome bitch

Waiting 00:07

Damn man We aImost had to switch to the ten second ruIe

Waiting 00:09

Let us seize the day

Waiting 00:21

Come on guys This is buII crap

Waiting 00:20

Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad...

Waiting 00:36

Hey wouId you turn down the music Dude chiII

Waiting 00:34

You know what Fuck this

Employee of the Month 00:47

Check it out guy He's the alpha male of the store

Employee of the Month 00:09

No I'm serious I can't see who's calling me a...

Employee of the Month 00:05

You've gotta be kidding me

Employee of the Month 01:00

Damn The thing's heavier than it looks

Employee of the Month 00:06

I realize that you don't care about your job but I do

Employee of the Month 00:09

Zacky what's my PIN number

Employee of the Month 00:49

Grab a knee come on

Employee of the Month 00:05

Because we are all pink on the inside right

Employee of the Month 00:07

I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a...

Employee of the Month 00:37

Why aren't you dressed for work Isn't today the...

London 00:14

What about you bruiser What are you drinking

Good Luck Chuck 00:11

Stu run it by me again

Good Luck Chuck 00:23

Stu Cam Cam Stu

Good Luck Chuck 00:08

Do you want top or bottom

Good Luck Chuck 00:54

I don't want to take advantage of you

Good Luck Chuck 00:33

I'm sorry No

Good Luck Chuck 00:15

Shit Shit Shit

Good Luck Chuck 00:32

It's really good

Good Luck Chuck 00:25

Oh God

Good Luck Chuck 01:02

Oh God Oh Jesus Christ almighty

Good Luck Chuck 00:30

Megan I swear I know you from some place

Good Luck Chuck 00:20

It's not that satisfying

Good Luck Chuck 00:07

Why do you wanna take me to dinner so badly

Good Luck Chuck 00:19

Why teeth

Good Luck Chuck 00:20

Like when a male is sweet on a female

Good Luck Chuck 00:12

What's sex without love

Good Luck Chuck 00:21

If she wants me to be more like a Gentoo

Good Luck Chuck 00:08

What else can I do

Good Luck Chuck 00:47

I've got to put the curse to the test

Good Luck Chuck 00:11

Do you think maybe we could just talk on the phone

Good Luck Chuck 00:20

Now wait No That

Good Luck Chuck 00:05

Don't look at me in that tone of voice

Good Luck Chuck 00:26

Dr Charlie are you all right

Good Luck Chuck 00:12

Stu I've lost the most special person of my life

Good Luck Chuck 00:20

I have to set her free

Good Luck Chuck 00:29

My entire life

Good Luck Chuck 00:06

You like when I eat your penguin ass

Farce of the Penguins 00:05

Mmm Is it 'cause my breath smells like ass

Mr Brooks 00:37

Is for you to take me with you next time you kill someone

Mr Brooks 00:33

What's the plan

Mr Brooks 00:07

What was your first time like

Mr Brooks 00:03

Good for you asshole

My Best Friend's Girl 00:07

I mean baby get your head in the game

My Best Friend's Girl 00:15

Easy Urlacher

My Best Friend's Girl 00:07

Yeah I'll talk to you all night All right

My Best Friend's Girl 00:07

What's the plan Bring this girl back here pop open...

My Best Friend's Girl 00:12

Thus in fact you're conning her You don't get it...

My Best Friend's Girl 00:18

I love that you eat

My Best Friend's Girl 00:32

If I do this I'm gonna make it the finest Tank ing of...

My Best Friend's Girl 00:04

Daddy bee's got the honey That's her number

My Best Friend's Girl 00:05

She's my roommate I bet she gives great head

My Best Friend's Girl 00:11

Okay religious girl How do I bump into her

My Best Friend's Girl 00:09

You know what You're what we call a two bagger

My Best Friend's Girl 00:10

At least I can hide my shame in my pants

My Best Friend's Girl 00:09

You look like Chewbacca and Sasquatch had a baby

My Best Friend's Girl 00:07

What about like frosting my tips

My Best Friend's Girl 00:05

You can fix it right Sure just pop into my DeLorean

My Best Friend's Girl 00:25

Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza is a religious...

My Best Friend's Girl 00:07

I'd part you like the Red Sea and let you call me Moses

My Best Friend's Girl 00:09

Weddings get me hot and hard know what I'm saying