Dane Cook quotes in movies

Mr Brooks 00:09 Would it bother you to kill a woman Mr Brooks 01:01 How did you find me Mr Brooks 00:56 What are we doing here Mr Brooks 00:08 What was your first time like Mr Brooks 00:03 Good for you asshole Mr Brooks 00:37 Is for you to take me with you next time you kill someone Mr Brooks 00:33 What's the plan Mr Brooks 00:07 What was your first time like Waiting 00:28 Carpe deez nuts Waiting 03:06 Hey turn down the music for minute Waiting 00:27 This is bull crap Waiting 00:46 What the hell did I do to you Waiting 00:07 Welcome to Thunderdome Waiting 00:37 Make sure there's no bacon on the chef salad Waiting 00:38 What the fuck did I ever do to you Waiting 00:19 Ain't gon' be no bacon on the salad Waiting 00:07 Welcome to the Thunderdome Waiting 00:09 Let us seize the day Waiting 00:36 WouId you turn down the fucking music for a minute Jesus Waiting 00:36 Hey wouId you turn down the music Dude chiII Waiting 00:21 Come on guys This is buII crap Waiting 00:04 WeIcome to Thunderdome bitch Waiting 00:07 Damn man We aImost had to switch to the ten second ruIe Waiting 00:10 Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad... Waiting 00:34 You know what Fuck this Waiting 00:20 Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad... Waiting 00:07 That's FIoyd FIoyd Planes: Fire & Rescue 00:34 Dusty Crophopper Dusty Crophopper Planes: Fire & Rescue 00:04 You had me up until the part where he eats his own tires Planes: Fire & Rescue 00:08 For our wedding day bought her the best set of whitewalls Planes 00:24 And I have never been anywhere Planes 00:09 I have flown thousands of miles Planes 00:12 We came to watch you win the race You are an inspiration to... Planes 00:16 Use the rocks Roger that Planes 00:37 Thanks for your help matey Planes 00:30 Dusty I cannot bear the thought of competing without you Planes 00:20 I'm afraid of heights Planes 00:17 What happened to you Planes 00:11 Let me ask you something Dusty Planes 00:21 Wait that's your propeller You could still win the race Planes 00:28 You said I wasn't built for this Planes 00:05 Last one to the water tower buys a round of fuel London 00:14 What about you bruiser What are you drinking Employee of the Month 00:47 Check it out guy He's the alpha male of the store Employee of the Month 01:00 Damn The thing's heavier than it looks Employee of the Month 00:06 I realize that you don't care about your job but I do Employee of the Month 00:09 Zacky what's my PIN number Employee of the Month 00:05 Because we are all pink on the inside right Employee of the Month 00:05 You've gotta be kidding me Employee of the Month 00:07 I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a... Employee of the Month 00:09 No I'm serious I can't see who's calling me a... Farce of the Penguins 00:05 Mmm Is it 'cause my breath smells like ass Detention 00:11 I make 40 g's a year plus dental You may not have a... Detention 00:36 I get it Detention 00:37 Do you think that I am teaching students out of love My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 You know what You're what we call a two bagger My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 You can fix it right Sure just pop into my DeLorean My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 I'd part you like the Red Sea and let you call me Moses My Best Friend's Girl 00:14 I bet back in the day you were one hot slice of fuckberry... My Best Friend's Girl 00:06 The funniest thing that'll ever come out of you is me My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 Yeah I'll talk to you all night All right My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 You look like Chewbacca and Sasquatch had a baby My Best Friend's Girl 00:22 You need to get her back My Best Friend's Girl 00:21 I wanna apologize to myself My Best Friend's Girl 00:25 Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza is a religious... My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 So are we gonna do this or what My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 Weddings get me hot and hard know what I'm saying My Best Friend's Girl 00:15 Easy Urlacher My Best Friend's Girl 00:11 I would kick your ass right now but my foot might get sucked...