Dane Cook quotes in movies

My Best Friend's Girl 00:05

Me today Just a little But not a whole shit

My Best Friend's Girl 00:35

Hey Hey Alexis sent me to look for you so let's go

My Best Friend's Girl 00:17

Fucking goddamn it What do you call that shit A J

My Best Friend's Girl 00:14

I bet back in the day you were one hot slice of fuckberry...

My Best Friend's Girl 00:07

So are we gonna do this or what

My Best Friend's Girl 00:22

You need to get her back

My Best Friend's Girl 00:21

I wanna apologize to myself

My Best Friend's Girl 00:11

I would kick your ass right now but my foot might get sucked...

My Best Friend's Girl 00:08

Well you know you can stop trying to be clever Alexis

My Best Friend's Girl 00:06

The funniest thing that'll ever come out of you is me

Planes 00:05

Last one to the water tower buys a round of fuel

Planes 00:09

I have flown thousands of miles

Planes 00:24

And I have never been anywhere

Planes 00:20

I'm afraid of heights

Planes 00:37

Thanks for your help matey

Planes 00:17

What happened to you

Planes 00:11

Let me ask you something Dusty

Planes 00:28

You said I wasn't built for this

Planes 00:30

Dusty I cannot bear the thought of competing without you

Planes 00:21

Wait that's your propeller You could still win the race

Planes 00:16

Use the rocks Roger that

Planes 00:12

We came to watch you win the race You are an inspiration to...

Detention 00:24

I know it looks like such a lighthearted

Detention 00:36

I get it

Detention 00:42

I get it

Detention 00:37

Do you think that I am teaching students out of love

Detention 00:11

I make 40 g's a year plus dental You may not have a...

Planes: Fire & Rescue 00:34

Dusty Crophopper Dusty Crophopper

Planes: Fire & Rescue 00:08

For our wedding day bought her the best set of whitewalls

Planes: Fire & Rescue 00:04

You had me up until the part where he eats his own tires