Clips with Daniel Radcliffe

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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Hey mate we're playing a little gig next week - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:28
Hey mate we're playing a little gig next week
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Yep I'm living the dream - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:12
Yep I'm living the dream
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story You know what does he want to tell me - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:20
You know what does he want to tell me
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Have you heard my new single Like a Virgin - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:19
Have you heard my new single Like a Virgin
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story So it's true what they're saying You're not doing parodies anymore - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:20
So it's true what they're saying You're not...
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story You you don't think things are moving - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:18
You you don't think things are moving
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Okay um I I thought you should hear it from me first - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 01:08
Okay um I I thought you should hear it from me first
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story You're all just a bunch of normals okay - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:07
You're all just a bunch of normals okay
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story I think Madonna's a bad influence on you - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:10
I think Madonna's a bad influence on you
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Pablo Escobar you just made the biggest mistake of your life - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:05
Pablo Escobar you just made the biggest mistake of your life
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story You just killed Pablo Escobar - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:09
You just killed Pablo Escobar
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Was I a parody singer An original artist - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:11
Was I a parody singer An original artist
Victor Frankenstein IGOR You know this story - Victor Frankenstein 00:36
IGOR You know this story
Victor Frankenstein It's all a matter of conversion you see - Victor Frankenstein 00:05
It's all a matter of conversion you see
Victor Frankenstein It's hard to judge cruelty when you've never known kindness - Victor Frankenstein 00:06
It's hard to judge cruelty when you've never known...
Now You See Me 2 We'll be working together YesYeah you're Walter Mabry You died a year agoYes An idea I got from you Mr WilderFake your death the world puts its guard down - Now You See Me 2 00:12
We'll be working together YesYeah you're Walter...
Now You See Me 2 I'm able to control quite a few companiesincluding my old partner Owen'sas a consortium of so called anonymous shareholdersAnd that violates how many SEC lawsI believe it breaks all of themGASPS All of them - Now You See Me 2 00:14
I'm able to control quite a few companiesincluding my...
Now You See Me 2 Has the power to clear the contents of any computing system on the planet - Now You See Me 2 00:09
Has the power to clear the contents of any computing system...
Now You See Me 2 TRESSLER Hell is going to seem like a day at the spaby the time we're through with these HorsemenWouldn't you say WALTER You had me at hell - Now You See Me 2 00:11
TRESSLER Hell is going to seem like a day at the spaby the...
Now You See Me 2 Get your last words in quickly everybody - Now You See Me 2 00:04
Get your last words in quickly everybody
Trainwreck I need help with my dog - Trainwreck 00:23
I need help with my dog
Jungle I was desperate to escape the well worn path - Jungle 01:11
I was desperate to escape the well worn path
Jungle I told my parents I'd be back in a year but I don't think I'm ever going back - Jungle 00:07
I told my parents I'd be back in a year but I...
Swiss Army Man Hey I didn't mean thatHey you talk however you wantYou can mumble look at your feet all day longOkay buddyOkay buddy - Swiss Army Man 00:15
Hey I didn't mean thatHey you talk however you wantYou...
Swiss Army Man I'm sorry II thought you were deadAm I deadI don't think so You're talking - Swiss Army Man 00:11
I'm sorry II thought you were deadAm I deadI don't...
Swiss Army Man What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What is life - Swiss Army Man 00:10
What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What...
Swiss Army Man You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're specialI'm specialYeah And that's why I need youto help me get home - Swiss Army Man 00:12
You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're...
Swiss Army Man Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living people on the planetjust running around and blinkingand breathing and eating and you used to be one of themYou were probably just looking for happiness That's what everyone doesThis is what you look like - Swiss Army Man 00:33
Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living...
Swiss Army Man You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away 'cause nobody loves youlaughs That's not trueYou're broken and empty and dirtyand smelly and useless and oldYou're like trash right - Swiss Army Man 00:18
You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away...
Swiss Army Man Boobs vaginas and butts - Swiss Army Man 00:05
Boobs vaginas and butts
Swiss Army Man What is Netflix - Swiss Army Man 00:05
What is Netflix
Swiss Army Man Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not disgustingNo my body is disgusting It's horrible - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not...
Swiss Army Man Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to them - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to...
Swiss Army Man Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count...
Swiss Army Man I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man 00:21
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...
Swiss Army Man And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom
Swiss Army Man Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom
Swiss Army Man I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why thoughBecause only huge scary thingstake poops that bigSo what Everything poopsYes but if it finds us it will eat usand push us out its butt and turn us into poop - Swiss Army Man 00:17
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why...
Swiss Army Man I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said - Swiss Army Man 00:06
I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said
Swiss Army Man What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I talk aboutJust you know whatever comes naturallyHelloI don't know whybut I have this sudden urgeto put my mouth on your mouthOkay that's called kissingbut you can't do that yet That's too fastOh - Swiss Army Man 00:42
What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I...
Swiss Army Man So this is itThis is the life I've forgotten - Swiss Army Man 00:08
So this is itThis is the life I've forgotten
Swiss Army Man Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping you'll see her againOh my Godmusic playingvocalizing Jurassic Park themeShe smilesand you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neckspitsSomething carnal inside of youcauses your body to break out - Swiss Army Man 01:06
Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping...
Swiss Army Man Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we know - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we...
Swiss Army Man Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called Hankand he won't masturbate'cause it makes him think about his momManny that that was between us - Swiss Army Man 00:17
Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called...
Swiss Army Man I don't know exactly what masturbation isor how it worksbut I guess it probably feelsa lot like the wind in your hairor driving really fast in a caror taking a bite out of your favorite foodor dancing with your friendsor singing your favorite songor - Swiss Army Man 00:31
I don't know exactly what masturbation isor how it...
Swiss Army Man MANNY: Oh, wow. - Swiss Army Man 00:24
MANNY: Oh, wow.
Swiss Army Man I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really miss youOh you're the worst - Swiss Army Man 00:11
I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really...
Swiss Army Man When I get back home I'm gonna show Sarahhow much I care about her every single dayWhenever she wants she's thirsty or whatever she can drink my spitand then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go - Swiss Army Man 00:14
When I get back home I'm gonna show Sarahhow much I...
Swiss Army Man Is this cryingI don't like itIt's wet and uncomfortable - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Is this cryingI don't like itIt's wet and...
Swiss Army Man Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from mefartsfartsfartsfartswhat else is he hiding from meAnd why does that thought make me feel so alone - Swiss Army Man 00:22
Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from...
Swiss Army Man I just had a thought about a thoughtHow do you hide your thoughtsand why do we have to hide everything - Swiss Army Man 00:10
I just had a thought about a thoughtHow do you hide your...
Swiss Army Man We're gonna die That's a thoughtEverybody diesI'm sorry if this makes me weirdor you don't understandbut I wish I was dead again - Swiss Army Man 00:16
We're gonna die That's a thoughtEverybody...
Swiss Army Man Maybe that's just something the brain invents to surviveYeah Like maybe your brain invented meto distract you from the factthat eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinkingand your mouth will stop chewingand your blood'll stop pumpingand then you're gonna - Swiss Army Man 00:55
Maybe that's just something the brain invents to...
Swiss Army Man Okay Because I'm just a scaredugly useless personBut maybe everyone's a little bit uglyYeah maybe we're all just ugly dying sacks of shitand maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with thatand then the whole worldwill be dancing and singing - Swiss Army Man 00:31
Okay Because I'm just a scaredugly useless personBut...
Swiss Army Man My name's Mannyand this is my best friend HankI used to be deadbut then he brought me back to lifeand we were lost out there in the woods for a very long timebut we survived because I have special powersgurglesMannyfartsMannyThat's gross No - Swiss Army Man 00:25
My name's Mannyand this is my best friend HankI used to...
Swiss Army Man Hey buddy - Swiss Army Man 00:03
Hey buddy
Imperium How do you reason with someone like that - Imperium 00:12
How do you reason with someone like that
Imperium So if you ever have any doubt - Imperium 00:07
So if you ever have any doubt
Imperium For evil to triumph it only takes good men to do nothing - Imperium 00:08
For evil to triumph it only takes good men to do nothing
Imperium We may not live to see the world we're building - Imperium 00:10
We may not live to see the world we're building
Imperium You guys remember Timothy McVeigh's last words - Imperium 00:08
You guys remember Timothy McVeigh's last words
Imperium This should have been a noble creature - Imperium 00:14
This should have been a noble creature
Imperium Because when it comes down to it - Imperium 00:14
Because when it comes down to it
Escape from Pretoria Then stay Fight This is how we fight - Escape from Pretoria 00:05
Then stay Fight This is how we fight
Guns Akimbo I know I should just let it go - Guns Akimbo 00:18
I know I should just let it go
Guns Akimbo Don't worry - Guns Akimbo 00:09
Don't worry
Guns Akimbo Man I can't even remember the last time - Guns Akimbo 00:08
Man I can't even remember the last time
Guns Akimbo Did I win - Guns Akimbo 00:03
Did I win
Guns Akimbo Hey thrift store leather daddy - Guns Akimbo 00:12
Hey thrift store leather daddy
Guns Akimbo No re spawns no one ups - Guns Akimbo 00:09
No re spawns no one ups