Clips with Daniel Stern

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City Slickers The man ate bacon at every meal - City Slickers 00:06
The man ate bacon at every meal
City Slickers Twins in a trapeze - City Slickers 01:03
Twins in a trapeze
City Slickers Put the gun down - City Slickers 00:49
Put the gun down
City Slickers And let's have some peace - City Slickers 00:20
And let's have some peace
City Slickers I know how to handle a gun - City Slickers 00:39
I know how to handle a gun
City Slickers Didn't you feel stupid - City Slickers 01:01
Didn't you feel stupid
City Slickers We're doing great - City Slickers 00:07
We're doing great
City Slickers My life is a do over - City Slickers 00:21
My life is a do over
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Yup one quick score We get ourselves a couple of phony passportsand we hightail it to some foreign countryArizonaThat's very smart Marv You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa ClausEvery little bit helps Besides now we got our new nicknameWe're - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:34
Yup one quick score We get ourselves a couple of phony...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Ergo what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Evethat nobody's going to think to robCandy storesNine year olds rob candy stores Marv This is what I had in mindThat's brilliant Harry BrilliantYep There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:29
Ergo what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York I love you - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:36
I love you
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Round trip to Miami What's the matter get on the wrong plane squirtLooks like you won't be needing this kidAmerican don't fly to the promised land little buddy - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:11
Round trip to Miami What's the matter get on the wrong...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universeWe were wrong little buddyWe're busted out of the clink and we're doing fineWe're gonna be doing even better because we're not robbing houses anymoreNow we're robbing toy storesAt - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:37
We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York I've got a gun in my pocketYou open your mouth and you'll be spitting gum out through your foreheadWell helloHe did it Did whatThanks - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:40
I've got a gun in my pocketYou open your mouth and...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York I hate pulling a job knowing that little creep is on the looseWhat can he do He's a kid Kids are helplessNot this kid Yeah but this time he doesn't havea house full of dangerous goodies to get us withHe's in the Park He's alone Kids are scared of the - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:24
I hate pulling a job knowing that little creep is on the...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Merry Christmas HarryHappy Hanukkah Marv - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:11
Merry Christmas HarryHappy Hanukkah Marv
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Oh this is more money than I can even countIt makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing private homesThe amazing thing is we're fugitives from the lawwe're up to our elbows in cash and there's nobody that even knows about itHe's back - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:36
Oh this is more money than I can even countIt makes you...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York He took our picture How did my hair look - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:05
He took our picture How did my hair look
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Let's kill Hold on pea brainWe got busted last time because we underestimatedthat little bundle of miseryThis ain't like the last time This ain't his houseThe kid's running scared He ain't got a planMay I do the thinking please - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:18
Let's kill Hold on pea brainWe got busted last time...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Sonny YesNothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot youKnocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me UnderstandBut since we're in a hurry I'll make a deal with youYou throw down your camera and we won't hurt youYou'll never hear - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 02:15
Sonny YesNothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Wow What a hole - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:05
Wow What a hole
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York I'm going to murder that kid - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:04
I'm going to murder that kid
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York You didn't lose any teeth Come on he went to the second floorHey Why don't you guys try the stairsRightWait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minuteDon't you remember what happened last yearNo Watch thisLet's get himHe busted me right in my mouth MarvThat's - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 01:18
You didn't lose any teeth Come on he went to the second...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Come on Harry Marv are you sure this is safeOh yeah Yep I've worked all the kinks out It's solid as a rockLike a rock huh Marv Hey Do you guys give up - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:31
Come on Harry Marv are you sure this is safeOh yeah Yep...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York What's that soundThat was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:28
What's that soundThat was the sound of a tool chest...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Suck brick kid - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:04
Suck brick kid
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York My how the tables have turnedHow do you like the ice kidLet's go for a little stroll in the park - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:15
My how the tables have turnedHow do you like the ice...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York You may've won the battle little dude but you lost the warYou ought not have messed with us pal We're dangerous - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:10
You may've won the battle little dude but you lost the...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Let him goKevin runShoot her Shoot her Shoot herI'm trying to shoot her - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:14
Let him goKevin runShoot her Shoot her Shoot herI'm...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York They didn't like palm trees either - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:12
They didn't like palm trees either
Bushwhacked I called you Polinski I had a Dr Polinski once I don't know why you suddenly reminded me of him - Bushwhacked 00:45
I called you Polinski I had a Dr Polinski once I don't...
Very Bad Things How do you know she's dead - Very Bad Things 00:14
How do you know she's dead
Very Bad Things We were playing and she bumped her head - Very Bad Things 00:08
We were playing and she bumped her head
Very Bad Things Now let's just take a second here - Very Bad Things 00:15
Now let's just take a second here
Very Bad Things Nobody knows she's here - Very Bad Things 00:13
Nobody knows she's here
Very Bad Things I'm getting married guys - Very Bad Things 00:08
I'm getting married guys
Very Bad Things This is pathetic - Very Bad Things 00:27
This is pathetic
Very Bad Things You think he had kids - Very Bad Things 00:24
You think he had kids
Very Bad Things Fucking whizzers - Very Bad Things 00:03
Fucking whizzers
Very Bad Things You never gave a damn about anyone but yourself - Very Bad Things 00:18
You never gave a damn about anyone but yourself
Very Bad Things I might just turn your little pathetic ass in - Very Bad Things 00:30
I might just turn your little pathetic ass in
Very Bad Things Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon - Very Bad Things 00:07
Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon
Very Bad Things You fucking murderer - Very Bad Things 00:12
You fucking murderer
Otis That has helped me to achieve an 80 percent recovery rate - Otis 00:23
That has helped me to achieve an 80 percent recovery rate
Otis I electrocuted his asshole But you didn't want to - Otis 00:09
I electrocuted his asshole But you didn't want to
The Next Three Days What happens if we find the woman who was leaving the parking lot - The Next Three Days 00:35
What happens if we find the woman who was leaving the...
The Next Three Days I need you to look at the evidence and forget that Lara's your wife - The Next Three Days 00:35
I need you to look at the evidence and forget that...
James vs His Future Self Your ego your self righteousness it's going to smother - James vs His Future Self 00:19
Your ego your self righteousness it's going to smother
Shrill S01 • E02 Hey, I don't have my gun. [phone chimes] - Shrill 00:14
Hey, I don't have my gun. [phone chimes]
Shrill S01 • E02 BILL: Honey, it's been a couple hours. - Shrill 00:09
BILL: Honey, it's been a couple hours.
Shrill S01 • E02 [smoke alarm beeping] - Shrill 00:05
[smoke alarm beeping]