Clips with Danny McBride

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All the Real Girls Okay Well I mean - All the Real Girls 00:28
Okay Well I mean
All the Real Girls Usually I don't go for pancakes - All the Real Girls 00:14
Usually I don't go for pancakes
All the Real Girls Let's dip our nuts in whiskey and get the girls drunk - All the Real Girls 00:07
Let's dip our nuts in whiskey and get the girls drunk
The Heartbreak Kid L came in the store today to see you - The Heartbreak Kid 00:05
L came in the store today to see you
The Heartbreak Kid Miranda We are all ready to play Parcheesi - The Heartbreak Kid 00:06
Miranda We are all ready to play Parcheesi
The Heartbreak Kid L smell something weird out here - The Heartbreak Kid 00:07
L smell something weird out here
Land of the Lost This little travel mug I like to call The Perfect Woman - Land of the Lost 00:11
This little travel mug I like to call The Perfect Woman
Land of the Lost Okay I'm man enough to say that's my bad - Land of the Lost 00:08
Okay I'm man enough to say that's my bad
Land of the Lost What do you know - Land of the Lost 00:09
What do you know
Land of the Lost Hey Marshall you ever get tired of being wrong - Land of the Lost 00:11
Hey Marshall you ever get tired of being wrong
Land of the Lost Jeez Would you grow up - Land of the Lost 00:30
Jeez Would you grow up
Fanboys That's right sweet cheeks By the time y'all walk away from this - Fanboys 00:29
That's right sweet cheeks By the time y'all walk...
Fanboys Mr Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what you have done here - Fanboys 00:26
Mr Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what you have...
Fanboys Congratulations Mr Lucas has decided to drop the charges - Fanboys 00:30
Congratulations Mr Lucas has decided to drop the charges
The Foot Fist Way Hey everybody You guys are stretching I just got finished doing that - The Foot Fist Way 00:14
Hey everybody You guys are stretching I just got finished...
The Foot Fist Way Who do you think would win in a fight - The Foot Fist Way 00:27
Who do you think would win in a fight
The Foot Fist Way Taekwondo's terrific for keeping in shape - The Foot Fist Way 00:07
Taekwondo's terrific for keeping in shape
The Foot Fist Way Meditation's terrific and all - The Foot Fist Way 00:11
Meditation's terrific and all
The Foot Fist Way There we go Boom Got him Got him - The Foot Fist Way 00:56
There we go Boom Got him Got him
The Foot Fist Way I can't even believe that's something that's real - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
I can't even believe that's something that's...
The Foot Fist Way Okay well get untired because tonight - The Foot Fist Way 00:09
Okay well get untired because tonight
The Foot Fist Way I'm so glad you got me out of the house and brought me here for crab - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
I'm so glad you got me out of the house and brought me...
The Foot Fist Way Julio of course is up to nothing - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
Julio of course is up to nothing
The Foot Fist Way Fuck you - The Foot Fist Way 00:03
Fuck you
The Foot Fist Way If you were in prison you'd be raped - The Foot Fist Way 00:10
If you were in prison you'd be raped
The Foot Fist Way I'm okay CIass is good - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
I'm okay CIass is good
The Foot Fist Way Your weakness is disgusting to me - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
Your weakness is disgusting to me
The Foot Fist Way Julio Will you answer the fucking phone - The Foot Fist Way 00:05
Julio Will you answer the fucking phone
The Foot Fist Way To Iife Fuck it - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
To Iife Fuck it
The Foot Fist Way Fuck it get ready - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
Fuck it get ready
The Foot Fist Way I just need you to say it - The Foot Fist Way 00:04
I just need you to say it
The Foot Fist Way I rebuilt the engine about a year ago - The Foot Fist Way 00:55
I rebuilt the engine about a year ago
The Foot Fist Way Let me think about that for a second - The Foot Fist Way 00:44
Let me think about that for a second
Hot Rod I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom - Hot Rod 00:08
I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom
Hot Rod I'm kind of grumpy today dude I didn't get a lot of sleep last night - Hot Rod 00:22
I'm kind of grumpy today dude I didn't get a lot...
Hot Rod Hey everybody I've got some awesome news - Hot Rod 01:12
Hey everybody I've got some awesome news
Hot Rod I'm freaking pumped I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day - Hot Rod 00:07
I'm freaking pumped I've been drinking green tea...
Hot Rod God I go to church every goddamn Sunday - Hot Rod 00:07
God I go to church every goddamn Sunday
Hot Rod This is my hat now - Hot Rod 00:06
This is my hat now
Hot Rod What ever happened to Live as a team die as a team - Hot Rod 00:27
What ever happened to Live as a team die as a team
Hot Rod Denise You were right - Hot Rod 00:11
Denise You were right
Drillbit Taylor I tell you what I'll give you 1 500 for everything - Drillbit Taylor 00:13
I tell you what I'll give you 1 500 for everything
Pineapple Express I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship Chilling - Pineapple Express 00:07
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking...
Pineapple Express Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on itI've been taking Vicodin That doesn't really take the swelling down thoughIt's from that time I told you manYou wanted to eat that lollipop out of that - Pineapple Express 00:21
Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to...
Pineapple Express Saul What's up Who do you think it is - Pineapple Express 01:10
Saul What's up Who do you think it is
Pineapple Express Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's birthday todayI don't see a cat in here I'm sorry We let it out by accidentNo because he died three months ago okaySo now who's the funny guySorry All rightToday is his birthdayand it is a tradition that - Pineapple Express 00:30
Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's...
Pineapple Express You don't think I can handle dangerDale What are you talking aboutSaul You can I totally canAnd for you to come into my houseand not tell secrets because you think you're saving mewell in reality it just makes you look like a dumb assOkay because look at - Pineapple Express 00:24
You don't think I can handle dangerDale What are you...
Pineapple Express Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today - Pineapple Express 00:05
Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today
Pineapple Express Got that bong I got you in Tel AvivBong mitzvah Hit it up dude - Pineapple Express 00:05
Got that bong I got you in Tel AvivBong mitzvah Hit it up...
Pineapple Express There you goWhy don't you follow his lead and just chill out man - Pineapple Express 00:06
There you goWhy don't you follow his lead and just...
Pineapple Express Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out manI'm chill I'm chill as a cucumber manYou don't seem chill More chill than youYou're more chill than me YeahLook at what I'm wearing Kimono dog What are you wearingSuit Yeah ExactlyI don't know what's up - Pineapple Express 00:23
Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out...
Pineapple Express You brought the devil into my houseWe're friends Yes I know we areThat's why it sucks Are you on that meth shit again - Pineapple Express 00:08
You brought the devil into my houseWe're friends Yes I...
Pineapple Express Red You assholesYou ruined my portable phone - Pineapple Express 00:05
Red You assholesYou ruined my portable phone
Pineapple Express You're gonna break the door Are you gonna pay for it - Pineapple Express 00:04
You're gonna break the door Are you gonna pay for it
Pineapple Express Dale Time out Time outTruce Time in Fuck youCheater Dale StopI'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Red - Pineapple Express 00:09
Dale Time out Time outTruce Time in Fuck youCheater Dale...
Pineapple Express No! No, no, no! Where you going, huh? Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles? Come on. Get bac - Pineapple Express 00:19
No! No, no, no! Where you going, huh? Where do you think...
Pineapple Express Where do you think you're going Mr WigglesCome on Get back here Saul help me Help meHe's punching my bum Red WhooDale I'm done with this Let's talk Let's try wordsUse words No No No - Pineapple Express 00:15
Where do you think you're going Mr WigglesCome on Get...
Pineapple Express You okay, man? - Pineapple Express 00:16
You okay, man?
Pineapple Express Hey what's up dudesWhat's up Tell us everything nowTalk redI'm gonna flex and bust out of hereSaul TrappedIt's not happening redOkay All right Okay I'll talkTed Jones he knows you witnessed the murder He found your roachHe sent two guys over here - Pineapple Express 00:37
Hey what's up dudesWhat's up Tell us everything...
Pineapple Express Red it's your last chance manYou gonna give us something we can useMatheson you gotta be kidding me man I mean what more do you wantI told you that the guy's name is Dale dentonHe's obviously working with SaulThat they came in here they busted my house to - Pineapple Express 00:52
Red it's your last chance manYou gonna give us...
Pineapple Express Red What the fuck man You shot me in my stomachI'm gonna die now probablyMan I had you all over here for dinner Fish tacosThis how you do me - Pineapple Express 00:13
Red What the fuck man You shot me in my stomachI'm...
Pineapple Express Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the factthat me as this person probably gonna not be aroundThink about a hermit crab okayAnd it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the nextAnd that's what I am It's like I'm just a hermit - Pineapple Express 00:50
Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with...
Pineapple Express Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at himWell what do you wanna do about it Don't you wanna get up and do something about itMaybe Maybe that would be cool to do to him - Pineapple Express 00:10
Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at...
Pineapple Express I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute - Pineapple Express 00:05
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute
Pineapple Express I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do thisI'm infected My shit's all fucked up I need medical attentionWhat do you mean you can't I thought we just got all pumped up What was that all aboutDude Ted is a fucking murderer I can't fuck with himI got a - Pineapple Express 00:25
I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do...
Pineapple Express Thug life - Pineapple Express 00:11
Thug life
Pineapple Express I wanna fuck her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow - Pineapple Express 00:05
I wanna fuck her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow
Pineapple Express You just got killed by a daewoo lanos, motherfucker. - Pineapple Express 00:56
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos, motherfucker.
Pineapple Express You lied to me Red I did I lied bigtime to youDale said that you didn't even have herpes and I said that you didHonestly like from now on just like from everything that we've gone throughand like from seeing this fucking asshole's nuts smashed with my - Pineapple Express 00:33
You lied to me Red I did I lied bigtime to youDale said that...
Pineapple Express I'm trying to decide how stoned I amand just how like on the verge of death am I right nowAm I like seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I like have no blood leftYou've been shot like seven times You gotta eat - Pineapple Express 00:13
I'm trying to decide how stoned I amand just how like...