Clips with Danny McBride

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Pineapple Express I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9That's okay We won't put our dicks in your mouth - Pineapple Express 00:08
I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at...
Up in the Air Kara mentioned that you were having some thoughtsI don't think I'm gonna be able to do thisAnd why would you say that todayWell last night I was kind of laying in bed and I couldn't get to sleepso I started thinking about the wedding and the ceremonyand - Up in the Air 02:00
Kara mentioned that you were having some thoughtsI...
Up in the Air Jim it's marriageIt's one of the most beautiful things on earth It's what people aspire toYou never got married That's trueI mean you never even tried Well it's hard to define try - Up in the Air 00:18
Jim it's marriageIt's one of the most beautiful...
Up in the Air If you think about ityour favorite memories the most important moments in your lifewere you aloneNo I guess notHey come to think of it last night the night before your weddingwhen all this shit is swirling around in your headweren't you guys sleeping in - Up in the Air 00:47
If you think about ityour favorite memories the most...
Due Date We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five minutesIt's 6 35 sirWhat are you my boss You make the hoursI say when we close I got reservations at Chili's I'm meeting my boysYou have a reservation at Chili's Mm hmThat's actually smart I mean it gets - Due Date 00:20
We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five...
Due Date I'm sorry about my friend We really just need the money to get to Los Angelesso he can be there for the birth of his first childThat's such a sweet story You know where I was when my daughter was bornChili's IraqHow about I call my sergeant in Fallujah - Due Date 00:19
I'm sorry about my friend We really just need the money...
Your Highness Courtney will you make funny faces to entertain me - Your Highness 00:14
Courtney will you make funny faces to entertain me
Your Highness What's your problem - Your Highness 00:18
What's your problem
Your Highness Oh you're gonna be so handsome - Your Highness 00:24
Oh you're gonna be so handsome
Your Highness Thadeous are you seeing what I'm seeing - Your Highness 00:09
Thadeous are you seeing what I'm seeing
Your Highness This crooked compass will catch the light - Your Highness 01:12
This crooked compass will catch the light
Your Highness This crooked compass will catch the light - Your Highness 01:00
This crooked compass will catch the light
Your Highness Sick This quest sucks - Your Highness 00:09
Sick This quest sucks
Your Highness You've got to suck out the venom - Your Highness 00:24
You've got to suck out the venom
Your Highness What are you doing Brother - Your Highness 00:34
What are you doing Brother
Your Highness Look I'm sorry but I shouldn't even be here - Your Highness 00:11
Look I'm sorry but I shouldn't even be here
Your Highness Maybe they're right everything they say about you - Your Highness 00:17
Maybe they're right everything they say about you
Your Highness It's my birthday today you know - Your Highness 00:07
It's my birthday today you know
Your Highness Not so fast trickster - Your Highness 00:24
Not so fast trickster
Your Highness Then things will get very nasty - Your Highness 00:07
Then things will get very nasty
Your Highness What the fuck - Your Highness 00:03
What the fuck
Your Highness Well it would be nice to be king - Your Highness 00:11
Well it would be nice to be king
Your Highness Only a champion man - Your Highness 01:27
Only a champion man
Your Highness My path has been unstable - Your Highness 00:38
My path has been unstable
Your Highness Step back new friends I'll lead the way - Your Highness 00:13
Step back new friends I'll lead the way
Your Highness What No no don't suck that That's dead - Your Highness 00:06
What No no don't suck that That's dead
Your Highness Steven - Your Highness 00:11
Steven
Your Highness I've not been able to stop thinking of you - Your Highness 00:11
I've not been able to stop thinking of you
This Is the End You got white shit all over your mouth FrancoYou probably sucked somebody's dickJonah over here probably watched and jerked off - This Is the End 00:08
You got white shit all over your mouth FrancoYou probably...
This Is the End James Franco didn't suck any dick last nightNow I know y'all are tripping - This Is the End 00:07
James Franco didn't suck any dick last nightNow I know...
This Is the End Dude Segel's dead Krumholtz is dead Michael Cera's deadGuess if Michael Cera's gone it's not a total loss huh - This Is the End 00:09
Dude Segel's dead Krumholtz is dead Michael Cera's...
This Is the End Seth that's a better performancethan you've given in your last six moviesWhere the fuck was that in Green Hornet huh - This Is the End 00:07
Seth that's a better performancethan you've given...
This Is the End Guys I know it sounds really weirdbut I don't think we should let him inWhy notYeah why not I can hear you by the wayI'm sorry We just don't know you manYou could be like a looter or a rapist or a tittie fuckerLike I'm sorryLook guys we just boarded up - This Is the End 01:33
Guys I know it sounds really weirdbut I don't think we...
This Is the End He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe - This Is the End 00:04
He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe
This Is the End If anybody's raping Emma Watsonit's fucking Sir Rapes a Lot over here - This Is the End 00:05
If anybody's raping Emma Watsonit's fucking Sir...
This Is the End I highly doubt they fucking taught you - This Is the End 00:24
I highly doubt they fucking taught you
This Is the End Who did thisWho did thisDid what What are you talking aboutJizzed all over the pages of this nice magazineI was nice enough to tell you aboutWas it you SethNoNo It was me FrancoI fucking made jizz in your magazineWhy When I fucking jack offlong enough I - This Is the End 01:52
Who did thisWho did thisDid what What are you talking...
This Is the End Welcome to the 21st century Buck RogersYou designed a house with fucking iPads in the wallsyet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrimThat's right man I like to fucking read - This Is the End 00:13
Welcome to the 21st century Buck RogersYou designed a house...
This Is the End I'm gonna fucking shoot it offYou don't have enough bullets bitch - This Is the End 00:05
I'm gonna fucking shoot it offYou don't have...
This Is the End Don't walk away Danny don't walk away from meIt's too late Seth I've already walked away too muchNo you haven't You could still come backand just fucking turn around and come back and help me - This Is the End 00:11
Don't walk away Danny don't walk away from...
This Is the End You know what Danny If you weren't jizzingall the time maybe you'd be more hydratedYou're making me into a joke right now Francoand you are not gonna like the fucking punch line - This Is the End 00:10
You know what Danny If you weren't jizzingall the time...
This Is the End I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymoreIt's because I party so fucking hardAlways have Ever since I was a babyI wouldn't just suck on my mama's tittiesI would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'emEverything I've been doing has - This Is the End 00:44
I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out...
This Is the End Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerdFuck youAnd Jonahyou fucking cuntCraig you didn't have my back back thereYou fuckin' disappoint me BroAnd Seth you duplicitous taintWhat Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock sucking two faced - This Is the End 00:27
Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerdFuck...
This Is the End What Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock sucking two faced backstabberWhat the fuck are you talking aboutI overheard your little conversation with Craig all rightThe only reason why you care about any of us isbecause you think that's what - This Is the End 00:46
What Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock...
This Is the End Yo cut his fucking head offWhat's going onNoNo StopDannyWhat the fuckYou guys are still aliveYeahHoly shit I didn't expect thatFuck out hereGetShit I can't believe you guys are here Oh JesusThat's fucking crazy and your timing couldn't be more perfectIt's - This Is the End 01:30
Yo cut his fucking head offWhat's going onNoNo...
This Is the End I call him Channing Tate yum - This Is the End 00:05
I call him Channing Tate yum
This Is the End I love himThat's fucking G I Joe dude Fucking loves me - This Is the End 00:06
I love himThat's fucking G I Joe dude Fucking loves me
This Is the End What the fuckGo to hell McBrideFuck youSuck my dick - This Is the End 00:12
What the fuckGo to hell McBrideFuck youSuck my dick
This Is the End Oh shit What happenedWhat did I do Take me backWhat did I doI'll tell you what happened FrancoYou don't get to get sucked up into Heaven'cause you were being petty Tom PettyYou may not have invited me to your partybut you're the guest of honor at - This Is the End 00:37
Oh shit What happenedWhat did I do Take me backWhat did I...
Kung Fu Panda 2 Chew on that tubby - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:04
Chew on that tubby
Kung Fu Panda 2 Is defeated by a warrior of black and white - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:36
Is defeated by a warrior of black and white
Kung Fu Panda 2 Spread out Search everywhere What about over there - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:11
Spread out Search everywhere What about over there
Kung Fu Panda 2 You You're mine - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:13
You You're mine
Kung Fu Panda 2 Is that all you got It feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:08
Is that all you got It feels like I'm fighting a big...
Kung Fu Panda 2 Guess nobody told you - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:18
Guess nobody told you
Kung Fu Panda 2 Keep moving - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:08
Keep moving
Kung Fu Panda 2 Call in the wolves - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:37
Call in the wolves
Kung Fu Panda 2 Why aren't we firing - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:16
Why aren't we firing
Despicable Me Hello FredFYI your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yardand I don't appreciate itSorry You know dogs They go wherever they want to goUnless they're deadI'm jokingAlthough it is true Anyway have a good one - Despicable Me 00:25
Hello FredFYI your dog has been leaving little bombs all...
30 Minutes or Less I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10
I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this
30 Minutes or Less What are you doing dude I'm not afraid of Jason Look at me - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10
What are you doing dude I'm not afraid of Jason Look at...
30 Minutes or Less You're a cold son of a bitch Dad - 30 Minutes or Less 00:12
You're a cold son of a bitch Dad
30 Minutes or Less What is the one thing that this town is missing - 30 Minutes or Less 00:17
What is the one thing that this town is missing
30 Minutes or Less Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07
Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock
30 Minutes or Less I liked that bear I don't even fucking know you - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06
I liked that bear I don't even fucking know you
30 Minutes or Less If you hesitate if you fuck around I will leave you behind - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06
If you hesitate if you fuck around I will leave you behind
30 Minutes or Less I've been thinking a lot about the polishing the scepter deal - 30 Minutes or Less 00:24
I've been thinking a lot about the polishing the...
30 Minutes or Less Fucking victory tacos dude - 30 Minutes or Less 00:04
Fucking victory tacos dude
30 Minutes or Less That's very funny Now give me the fucking code - 30 Minutes or Less 00:14
That's very funny Now give me the fucking code
Sausage Party So you have learned the terrible truthCongratulationsNow keep it to yourself or I will slit your throat while you sleepI swear to GodOh my God Did you guys just hear thatWhat What are you looking atHe's gone Where the fuck did he goI'm so fucked up I'm so - Sausage Party 00:24
So you have learned the terrible truthCongratulationsNow...