Dave Burd quotes in movies

DAVE S01 • E01 00:05

DAVE: I'm not gonna bring my girlfriend

DAVE S01 • E01 00:11

ELZ: "Yeah, Mr. Gator, Mr. Nuts, your 10:00 is here.&qu...

DAVE S01 • E02 00:07

DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo,

DAVE S01 • E02 00:09

[music playing loudly]

DAVE S01 • E03 00:13

* It is weird yet lit *

DAVE S01 • E03 00:04

-Oh, my God. -DAVE: I say, "Open your mouth,"

DAVE S01 • E03 00:12

Why are you being so weird about this? Why don't you

DAVE S01 • E04 00:04

DAVE: Oh. I don't want to talk

DAVE S01 • E04 00:05

[laughter]

DAVE S01 • E05 00:12

This is what happens when you get a manager

DAVE S01 • E06 00:13

-* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky *

DAVE S01 • E06 00:04

-DAVE: Yeah. -But, oh, but there's no can opener.

DAVE S01 • E07 00:08

DAVE: You look like if they made a new Pinocchio movie, you ...

DAVE S01 • E08 00:05

DAVE: And just to piggyback off Mike-- thank you--

DAVE S01 • E08 00:04

DAVE: If you look at my face now,

DAVE S01 • E08 00:05

DAVE: Anyways, you put all three

DAVE S01 • E08 00:05

-Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one

DAVE S01 • E08 00:08

-Cool. -DAVE: You know, guys,

DAVE S01 • E09 00:05

-She's so beautiful. -DAVE: You know, I'm working

DAVE S01 • E09 00:18

DAVE: * So long, I can't stop *

DAVE S01 • E09 00:06

DAVE: * We're gonna have the best time *

DAVE S01 • E09 00:07

DAVE: * Do you remember when you got all mad *

DAVE S01 • E09 00:28

DAVE: * Yes, it was *

DAVE S01 • E10 00:05

DAVE: Man, I can't wait for you guys to hear